Narrator: We are now at the final part of our tour, back on the Island Of Errol. Little has changed in the past two years, but the Eastern Pacific has a new engine.
Joey: Hello everyone.
Narrator: Joey usually works on freight trains, but will also occasionally help with passengers.
Joey: It's good to be here.
Narrator: Who are you working with today?
Joey: Jerry, and Andrew.
Narrator: Have fun, and keep up the good work.
Joey: Thank you. *Blows his horn twice, and takes off*
Narrator: There's lots of good engines around here. I even stuck my neck out for Jeremy. Mr. Bruce wanted to have him scrapped, but Mr. Baldwin asked me to stop his men from getting the job done. This is how I did it.

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N.E.L Spy: *Pulls out a card* I'm a railroad inspector. My partner, and I are checking the tracks. We think they need to be fixed so they don't move while trains go over them.
Police Officer: Very well. Thank you for your cooperation. *Walks away*

Song (Set the speed to 0.5): link

S.B: I don't believe this. *Gets out of his car, and listens to the music coming from a nearby store*
Narrator: This could help.
Ethan: *Blows his horn as he pulls freight cars*
Narrator: That too.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Grabs a cable from his car, and runs to a crosswalk. He crosses the street*
BMW Man: *Honks his horn as he speeds towards me*
S.B: *Gets on the sidewalk across the street* I guess he has no respect for pedestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spy 2: *Walks out of the car*
S.B: *Moves into an alleyway*
N.E.L Spy 2: *Looks to the left, but doesn't see anything. He walks back into the car*
S.B: *Leaves the alleyway*
Ethan: *Blows his horn, and activates a railroad crossing*
Narrator: The music got quieter as Ethan got closer. The bells at the crossing were going off, and the wind was picking up.
S.B: *Hiding behind the wall as he gets closer to the Journey*
Ethan: *Rings his bell, and blows his horn twice*
S.B: *Lays down, and crawls towards the Journey*
N.E.L Spies: *Watching Ethan pass them*
S.B: *Under the Journey. He ties one end of the cable to the rear axle*
Ethan: *Blows his horn again*
S.B: *Gets out of the Journey, and ties the other end of the cable to the front axle of an Audi* I hate these type of cars anyway. *Runs back to his car*
N.E.L. Spies: *Looking forward*
S.B: *Runs back to his car, and drive away* Now to get their attention, and destroy their car.
N.E.L Spy 2: People love to speed through this area.
N.E.L Spy 1: Don't I know it?
S.B: *Passes them as he drives on the tracks* EAT MY DUST SPIES!!!!! *Drifts left, going back onto the road*
N.E.L Spies: *Driving forward, but there's too much slack on the cable, and the rear axle comes off*
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: YEAH!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
N.E.L Spies: *Looking back at the axle*
S.B: *Stops behind them* There's more where that came from unless you stop looking for Jeremy! *Drives away*
N.E.L Spies: Quick after him! *Running after him*

Stop the song

S.B: *Looks back, and sees the spies chasing him* A-hahahahaha!

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Narrator: There is one more thing I want to show you, and that's the sequel to Life In The Fast Lane. Yes, I can't believe it myself, but Life In The Fast Lane 2 is becoming a reality. A very good one too. This is how it starts.

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Eggman: *Aiming a Kar98k at Sonic with a scope* Yes, Tails has arrived with Sean and Knuckles.
Decoe: Would you like some Dr. Pepper, Doctor?
Bocoe: Or how about some Pepsi Cola?
Eggman: *Loses his temper, then turns around to face his robots. He begins to sing angrily towards them* Hey you shut the fuck up for just one second! I gotta kill Sonic and his buddy Tails. It would be nice if I could kill his cousin too. There's only one thing keeping me from doing that.
Others: *Surrounding Eggman, and his robots* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!

Now we go towards Rouge, masturbating in her car because it won't start.

Rouge: *Turns the key, and continues to masturbate* Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!~yes...Well, I'll get y'all to start later. *Pats the dashboard twice* I got some flirtin' to do. *Steps out of her car, and farts as she runs down the road*

Sonic was still dancing when Vector arrived in his Mustang, followed by Espio in his '55 Chevy, and Charmy in his Jeep Wrangler.

Vector: *Looks at Espio, and Charmy* What is the meaning of this?
Charmy: *Shrugs*
Espio: *Sings* It seems like everyone is doing some odd movement. They're also singing together as if there's a song. Something's very odd, very odd indeed. We need to save these good people, once and for all.
Others: *Surrounding Vector, Espio, and Charmy* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Charmy: Hey. It's over!
Vector: We need to find out what caused them to sing, and where it came from.

Song: link

Narrator: Thank you for joining me. I have been less active with my fan fictions, mostly because I also have a youtube channel. I'm working on many videos, including some stop motion. However, I still hope you enjoy the fan fictions I have created over the years, old, or new.

The End

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Himself & S.B
Everyone else as theirselves

Songs used

Thomas The Tank Engine theme: Mike O' Donnell & Junior Campbell
Cocktails of Fire: Lalo Schifrin
The Longest Day: Mitch Miller Chorus
Ring Of Fire: Johnny Cash
Chopinaise: Sam Spence
Range Rider: Sam Spence
Rebels Defeat: Star Wars Battlefront 2015 Soundtrack
On The Winning Side: Sam Spence
Theme Song: Benny Hill
Back To School Again: Mastersong Karaoke Channel
Fillygroove: Rabies Bun

Clips used from the following Fan Fictions

Hedgehog In Ponyville
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 4
The Longest Day
Kelly's Heroes
Ring Of Fire
The Heritage Units
Life In The Fast Lane 2

Clips used from the following shows

Trainz
The Nut House
Johnny Lightning
Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from October 23, 2018