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Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.
Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Fury disappears, going back into the watch*
Langley, West Virginia
Men: *Walking side by side in a hallway*
Episode 1: Pilot
Commander Kane: *Sitting next to Johnny, watching him sleep in the bed*
Special Guest Stars
WindWakerGuy430 as Mr. Craig
Men: *Walk into the room*
Man 1: Has he woken up yet?
Commander Kane: No. He's been unconscious ever since we picked him up from New Mexico.
Man 2: I advise that we use adrenaline.
Man 1: Right away.
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Commander Kane: *Watching the man return with adrenaline* Please be careful. Johnny maybe new to the game, but he's good.
Man 1: Yes sir. *Inserts the adrenaline into Johnny*
Johnny: *Wakes up*
Commander Kane: Welcome back Lightning.
Johnny: Sir.
Commander Kane: Mind telling us what happened?
Johnny: My target shot himself. I shouted twice at him to stop, but he didn't listen.
Commander Kane: I see. Your first failure.
Johnny: Yes sir.
Commander Kane: And, where did you get that watch?
Johnny: Huh? *Looks at the watch* I don't know. It must have been from that truck I crashed into when I was making my escape.
Commander Kane: It could come in handy. We should test it out. See if it does anything special.
Johnny: I am ready. Let's do it.
Commander Kane: *Nods* Gentlemen. *Stands up, and leaves with Johnny*
Downstairs next to the parking garage was a very big, empty room.
Commander Kane: Turn on the watch.
Johnny: *Looks at it* It's already on. Perhaps if I hit the red button. *Hits it, activating a menu*
Commander Kane: *Looks at the watch* What does that mean?
Johnny: Let's hit it, and find out. *Hits menu on the screen*
There was only two things left on the watch now. The back button, and another button that read 58PB
Commander Kane: Let's see what 58PB does.
Johnny: *Selects it*
The screen then read, please run before selecting.
Johnny: Guess I better run. *Starts to run, then hits the 58PB*
The screen on the watch now said jump.
Johnny: *Jumps, then ends up in the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere*
Commander Kane: Whoa.
Johnny: Cool! *Floors it, then drifts as he turns back towards Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: *Watching Johnny drive back towards him*
Johnny: *Stops, then gets out* I won't need to use Esler's choppers ever again.
Commander Kane: Does it have any weapons installed?
Johnny: No. It's just a standard car, but it can only be used when I select it on this watch. *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: Just be careful, and make sure no bullets hit it.
Johnny: I will sir.
Commander Kane: Let's go see if Exla has any weapons for you.
Johnny: Yes sir. *Follows Commander Kane*
Mabel was in a special room, where she was designing weapons, and gadgets for spies of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: *Walks into the room with Commander Kane* Hey. What's happening?
Mabel: I missed you. Everything go well for you in Chama?
Johnny: Yes, and no. I failed my assignment, but I got a special watch.
Mabel: What does it do?
Johnny: Provides me with my own set of wheels. Perhaps I can take you for a cruise one day when we're off duty.
Mabel: *Gets closer to him, her smile getting bigger* I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Johnny: *Blushing* I'm sure he'd be okay with it as long as Commander Kane is.
Commander Kane: *Nods*
Mabel: *Puts her arms around his neck* I bet you have a hard on.
Johnny: I bet you wanna do it.
They kiss with their eyes closed.
Commander Kane: Lovebirds, please pay attention.
Johnny: *Stops kissing Mabel*
Mabel: *Takes her arms off of his shoulders, and backs up*
Commander Kane: Johnny is going back to Chama. Aside from his pistol and ammo, do you have anything for him?
Mabel: Not much. Plastique, and a few gas grenades.
Johnny: Always preferred those type of grenades over the frags. How do they work?
Mabel: If anyone inhales the fumes for more than five seconds, they are a goner.
Commander Kane: Our intel indicates that Mr. Craig is almost at Chama. *Gives him a flight ticket* If you go now, you may be able to catch him in the same area you were in.
We return to Rabbit Peak.
Japanese Man 962: We have both rost good men. Our onry hope is that your peopre do not use up anymore of the cocaine, before serring it to us.
Mexican Man 683: We agree. Our offer still remains. Your weapons for 20 kilos of cocaine, with thirty thousand pesos. When Mr. Craig arrives, he will confirm our deal, and we will conclude our business.
Japanese Man 962: Very werr.
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Johnny: *Driving through New Mexico, on his way to Chama*
Narrator: I learned that the car from my watch didn't run on gasoline. It ran on my energy. All I had to do to keep the car running was stay awake. By doing so, I did have to make many stops to eat. I just finished having breakfast, and I was getting closer to finding Mr. Craig in Chama.
Stop the song
Ted Esler met up with Commander Kane in CIA headquarters.
Commander Kane: *Looks at Ted as he enters his room. He turns off his laptop* Hello Esler.
Ted: What's this I hear about your boy Lightning going back to Chama, New Mexico?
Commander Kane: Unfinished business with the Cartel, and Yakuza. We're not sure about the Japanese leader, but we do know about Mr. Craig, a high priority target in the Cartel. Johnny needs to bring him over here alive.
Ted: I am responsible for transporting all agents to, and from the field. Why was I not notified?
Commander Kane: Johnny doesn't need your helicopters anymore. Something better popped up. Pull up a chair, and let me tell you about it.
Rabbit Peak, a Toyota Corolla stopped by one of the trailers, and Mr. Craig stepped out once it stopped.
Mexican 629: Sir, the Japanese are waiting for you.
Mr. Craig: Thank you.
Johnny: *Driving down the road, when he sees the dirt road that goes up to Rabbit Peak*
Narrator: My colt was in the glove compartment, fully loaded with seven more clips of ammo. I just had to get Mr. Craig alive for Commander Kane.
Johnny: *Takes a right turn*
Narrator: I decided to use the same entrance I used last time. The stealthy approach is always a good one.
Johnny parks his car behind a bush.
Johnny: Now it's time to get inside, and get Mr. Craig.
Mr. Craig: *Inside the trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese* The plan is good. Let's start the trade, then get out of here.
Narrator: I was outnumbered, but my family's last name isn't Lightning for nothing.
Johnny: *Kicks the door open, and shoots everyone inside the trailer, except for Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Opens a drawer, and pulls out a Type 99*
Johnny: *Shoots the Type 99 out of Mr. Craig's hands*
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes as he raises his hands* Why don't you kill me?
Johnny: You're wanted alive in Virginia. Langley Virginia.
Mr. Craig: *Kicks Johnny, and runs for it*
Johnny: *Gets up, watching Mr. Craig take off in his Toyota. He fires his final two bullets, watching one hit the back window, and the other one hit the back right tire*
Mr. Craig: Ah! *Losing control, he goes down the hill to the left, off road*
Johnny: *Runs into his car, and turns left to follow Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Gets back on the road, and drives towards the center of town*
Johnny: *Reaches the intersection, drifting to the left*
Mr. Craig: I'll lose him here! *Turns right, heading for the Cumbres & Toltec Scenic Railroad*
Although there were a few trains in the yard, none of them were moving.
Mr. Craig: *Stops, and runs towards a wooden boxcar*
Johnny: *Stops behind Mr. Craig's Corolla, getting out of his car* Craig, there's no escape! *Looks around, as he walks towards the car that Mr. Craig is hiding in* You can run, but you can't hide, or escape. *Climbs into the car, looking at Mr. Craig* Am I right?
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes in defeat* You win. I surrender.
Johnny: Now you're speaking my language.
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The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 22, 2017
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban* Get him inside.
Narrator: I was on a mission, trading information with a Chinese agent. They wanted to know about North Korea, and we wanted to know about the recent terrorist attacks in England. I still had the files on me. I was just hoping the Feds wouldn't find them.
Johnny: *Gets pushed onto the floor*
FBI Man 2: We've been nice to you Johnny.
FBI Man 1: And we've worked together on many missions.
Driver: Why are you so interested in working with the Central Intelligence Agency?
Johnny: It's more organized.
FBI Man 2: More organized my ass.
Johnny: *Quickly gets up, and kicks one of the men*
Driver: AH! *Holding his nose* Shoot him!!
FBI Men: *Grabbing Five-Seven's*
Johnny: *Shoots both men*
Driver: *Opens his eyes, looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pointing his gun at the driver* Let me go. You don't need to risk your life.
Driver: *Runs for one of the other guns dropped by the other men*
Johnny: *Shoots the driver*
After that, Johnny was outside.
Narrator: Plus, when I joined the FBI, I never got a chance to do this.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, getting into his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives away*
Narrator: It was time to bring my info to Langley.
The song fades away as the opening credits begin.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
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Narrator: I returned my intel to Langley intact after my tangle with the FBI in Cincinatti. They gave me more briefing about the Terrorist attacks in England, and sent me on my way to London via airplane.
Johnny: *Looks down at the Atlantic Ocean*
Narrator: I don't like flying unless I'm the pilot. That way, I have a very good guarantee of NOT crashing. On the other hand, these first class seats are nice, and they do give me an offer to enjoy the view down below.
Episode 2: London Bridge Is Not Falling Down
Special Guest Stars
Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke
The plane landed, and everyone got ready to get off the plane. The song fades away as everyone walks off board.
Narrator: To make sure that no one would find out about me being here, I used a regular flight, instead of a private CIA jet. I wanted my presence here for the bad guys to be unknown.
Johnny: *Walks off the plane, and heads for the passenger terminal*
Derek: *Holding a sign that says Yanks Are Idiots*
Johnny: *Walks up to Derek, and speaks in a Scottish accent* Well that ain't very nice.
Derek: If you think this is bad, you should see what they're saying about the Canadians.
Johnny: *Speaks in his normal voice* No thanks, my friend already told me. *Shakes Derek's hand* Johnny Lightning, CIA.
Derek: Derek O'Rourke of MI6.
Johnny: We should get out of here, and go somewhere more private.
Derek: Agreed. Come with me.
They both walked out of the airport, and towards a parking garage.
Johnny: No cameras, perfect.
Derek: For what?
Johnny: Wait here. *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, making the Plymouth Belvedere appear*
Derek: *Watching Johnny appear in his car*
Johnny: *Backs up to Derek* This maybe a bit big, but it should still fit on the narrow streets.
Derek: *Gets in* Right then. Let's go.
Johnny: *Drives out of the parking garage* This beats a taxi any day.
Narrator: We arrived at MI6 headquarters. I met a lot of people there once I arrived with Derek.
Johnny: *Gets out with Derek*
Derek: Our valet could have parked for you.
Johnny: No, that's alright.
Narrator: It only runs when I'm inside, but I didn't feel like trying to explain that to Derek.
They walk into a building.
Derek: Mark, Lewis, our help from the U.S is here.
Lewis: Oh good! *Shakes hands with Johnny* It is very nice to meet you.
Johnny: Likewise.
Mark: How'd you find out about our predicament?
Johnny: Traded Intel with a Chinese agent. She wanted to know about what North Korea had planned against her people, and I wanted to know about the terrorists attacking you.
Lewis: We recently discovered that it's ISIS.
Mark: You will help us stop them. Won't you?
Johnny: Sure, but it won't be easy. Many of their members are well trained in stealthy attacks.
Derek: Even with explosives?
Johnny: Sure, when it comes to planting them. They use trackers to locate their bombs, and detonate them in the right place. When they're planted in vehicles at least.
Lewis: Like that one bus last year.
Johnny: Right.
During their conversation, several ISIS members were having their own meeting.
ISIS 63: What is our next plan of attack?
ISIS 78: Big Ben.
ISIS 63: What are we going to use to bring it down?
ISIS 78: Missiles, but first we need to wait for them. Until then, we'll explore the city. Enjoy ourselves, and look for new targets.
ISIS 63: Understood.
ISIS 78: England will pay the price for helping the United States, along with France, and other European countries. They will be the first country to back out of this war.
Johnny was outside, walking with Derek, Mark, and Lewis in a park.
Johnny: You boys weren't lying. This is beautiful.
Lewis: London has many excellent landmarks.
Derek: May we take him to Big Ben?
Lewis: I don't see why not.
Mark: Just remember to stay on your guard. ISIS might plan another attack on us.
Johnny: I don't know about you, but that's why I have my gun with me.
Derek: You took a regular flight though. How did you get past security with it?
Johnny: You remember the car that came out of my watch?
Lewis & Mark: What?
Johnny: I'll explain later. When I got out of the car, I hit the red button to make it go back. I left my gun in the trunk, and took it out before we went together on this walk.
Mark: What if it got flattened?
Johnny: I tested that with a soda can. Any items you leave in the car are perfectly safe.
Lewis: So, explain to us how this watch of yours makes a car appear.
Narrator: I told them all about the watch, and how it made my car appear. Meanwhile, Big Ben was the destination of some other folks.
ISIS 63: *Gets off a bus with four other members* Thank you.
ISIS 78: *Walks with the other members*
ISIS 55: *Holding two suitcases*
ISIS 67: *Wearing a backpack*
ISIS 71: *Holding another suitcase*
ISIS 63: It's only a couple of blocks away. Keep your eyes open for other targets.
Johnny and his friends left the park. Big Ben was in their sights.
Derek: We need to take him inside.
Mark: Alright, let's go.
Johnny: *Walks with Lewis, Mark, and Derek*
ISIS 63: *Walking towards Big Ben with his friends*
Johnny: *Inside Big Ben, admiring everything with Derek, Lewis, and Mark*
ISIS 63: Hurry up. Plant the dynamite.
Mark: We must take him up to the top.
Derek: That is the best part of Big Ben after all.
ISIS 78: *Pointing a missile launcher at the top of Big Ben* Goodbye Big Ben.
ISIS 55: It won't be so big once we're through.
ISIS 78: *Launches the missile, and watches it hit the top*
A couple of cogs shook, and went out of place because of the missile. They fell towards Johnny, and his three friends.
ISIS 63: *Lights up the dynamite* Go! *Runs away with the others*
Lewis: Quick! To the door!
Johnny: Hold up!
Derek: What?!
Johnny: Look!! *Points at a cog which lands on it's side in front of them* If we rushed to the door, we'd be dead.
Mark: Thank you Mr. Lightning.
The dynamite went off, blowing the doors towards them.
Derek: Duck!! *Gets down with the others*
Johnny: *Looks up, seeing more cogs falling towards them* Let's get out of here!! *Running with the others*
They got out just in time.
Johnny: If that wasn't from ISIS, I don't know who did that.
Lewis: *Watching five people drive away in a 1978 Peugeot 504*
Mark: What is it?
Lewis: They look suspicious.
Johnny: *Walking towards them*
ISIS 78: Go! Go!!
ISIS 63: *Floors it, but the engine stalls*
Johnny: *Runs towards them*
Lewis: *Follows with Mark, and Derek*
ISIS 63: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. The same thing happens when he turns the key again*
With the MI6 spies pointing guns at the terrorists, Johnny opened the door to the driver.
Johnny: What a poor taste in automobiles. Nothing says unreliability better than a french piece of junk such as this.
Two police vans arrived, along with more MI6 spies.
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Commander Kane: Any word on Johnny Lightning?
CIA Agent 64: He helped the British sir, but he's still in London.
Commander: Why hasn't he left yet?
The answer was because he was back in Big Ben with Derek, Lewis, and Mark.
The song fades away as they reach the top floor.
Lewis: See what we've been telling you?
Johnny: *Looks back at a damaged section of Big Ben* Still gotta get a couple of cogs fixed.
Mark: We're working on it.
Johnny: *Spots London Bridge*
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: Since we pushed the terrorists out of your country.....*Points at London Bridge*....London Bridge is not falling down.
They all laughed at Johnny's joke.
Commander Kane: Well, wherever he is, I hope he's fine.
CIA Agent 64: I'm sure he is sir.
Johnny: *Laughing as he walks with Derek, Lewis, and Mark*
Narrator: I was more than fine. I was great, having the time of my life with my new friends from MI6.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 23, 2017
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Mily: That was fun, but sadly, our show is over. We're taking next Saturday off because of St. Patrick's Day, but we will be back on the 30th. Hopefully, the weather will be warmer by then.
Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.
Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.
Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hey there. You must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, or bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the system works.
Johnny: *Moving closer to the trailer*
Fat Mexican: In favor of these untraceable weapons you've been giving us, we will give you 20 kilos of cocaine, along with thirty thousand pesos. That's worth over 100,000 yen.
Japenese Man 93: You are very honorabre. We accept the offer.
Johnny: *Pulls out an 80 Series Colt 1911*
Narrator: Not standard issue, but it packs more of a punch than those crappy European 45's.
Japanese Man 93: When wirr the derivery arrive?
Fat Mexican: Soon. Mr. Craig will arrive soon with some of my men in the helicopter.
Johnny: *Getting closer to the door, and kicks it open*
Japanese Man 93: What is going on here?!
Johnny: Nobody move, and everything will be okay!!
Fat Mexican: *Slowly pulling out a Walther P99*
Johnny: Don't you do it!
Fat Mexican: *Pointing the gun at his head*
Johnny: I said don't do it!!
Japanese Man 93: *Slowly reaching for his Type 99 leaning on a wall*
Johnny: Hey hold it! *Grabs the Japanese man*
Fat Mexican: *Shoots himself, and dies*
Johnny: *Pushes the Japanese man away, and shoots him. He looks at the Mexican* I needed him alive.
More Japanese people were heading for Johnny from the other side of the trailer, shooting at him through a window, but their bullets kept missing him.
Johnny: *Runs out the other side*
Japanese People: *Running out of buildings, shooting more bullets at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pulls out his pistol, and shoots a propane tank*
Japanese Men: *Die*
Narrator: Now I just had to escape from the others. The one thing I don't like about escape plans however, is when you can't find a way to get out. If only my commander had a vehicle laying around for me to use, but he insisted on dropping me off nearby from a helicopter. How nice of him.
Mexican 3698: *Arriving on a motorcycle*
Johnny: *Shoots the man off his motorcycle, and gets on it*
Japanese People: *Shooting at Johnny, watching him take off on the motorcycle*
Japanese Man 95: He's heading down the hirr. Get the seeker.
Johnny: *Halfway down the hill, close to the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Aiming the seeker at Johnny, watching ride towards a delivery truck*
Johnny: *Almost at the intersection*
Japanese Man 95: *Fires the rocket*
Johnny: *Looks behind him, and sees the missile* My kind of luck. *Gets hit by the missile, and flies into the delivery truck. It is marked with a hazmat logo*
Johnny is laying inside the truck, on the floor. On his wrist was a watch that seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Fury disappears, going back into the watch*
Langley, West Virginia
Men: *Walking side by side in a hallway*
Episode 1: Pilot
Commander Kane: *Sitting next to Johnny, watching him sleep in the bed*
Special Guest Stars
WindWakerGuy430 as Mr. Craig
Men: *Walk into the room*
Man 1: Has he woken up yet?
Commander Kane: No. He's been unconscious ever since we picked him up from New Mexico.
Man 2: I advise that we use adrenaline.
Man 1: Right away.
Marie Schuenemann as Mabel Exla
Sir Topham Hatt as Ted Esler
Commander Kane: *Watching the man return with adrenaline* Please be careful. Johnny maybe new to the game, but he's good.
Man 1: Yes sir. *Inserts the adrenaline into Johnny*
Johnny: *Wakes up*
Commander Kane: Welcome back Lightning.
Johnny: Sir.
Commander Kane: Mind telling us what happened?
Johnny: My target shot himself. I shouted twice at him to stop, but he didn't listen.
Commander Kane: I see. Your first failure.
Johnny: Yes sir.
Commander Kane: And, where did you get that watch?
Johnny: Huh? *Looks at the watch* I don't know. It must have been from that truck I crashed into when I was making my escape.
Commander Kane: It could come in handy. We should test it out. See if it does anything special.
Johnny: I am ready. Let's do it.
Commander Kane: *Nods* Gentlemen. *Stands up, and leaves with Johnny*
Downstairs next to the parking garage was a very big, empty room.
Commander Kane: Turn on the watch.
Johnny: *Looks at it* It's already on. Perhaps if I hit the red button. *Hits it, activating a menu*
Commander Kane: *Looks at the watch* What does that mean?
Johnny: Let's hit it, and find out. *Hits menu on the screen*
There was only two things left on the watch now. The back button, and another button that read 58PB
Commander Kane: Let's see what 58PB does.
Johnny: *Selects it*
The screen then read, please run before selecting.
Johnny: Guess I better run. *Starts to run, then hits the 58PB*
The screen on the watch now said jump.
Johnny: *Jumps, then ends up in the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere*
Commander Kane: Whoa.
Johnny: Cool! *Floors it, then drifts as he turns back towards Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: *Watching Johnny drive back towards him*
Johnny: *Stops, then gets out* I won't need to use Esler's choppers ever again.
Commander Kane: Does it have any weapons installed?
Johnny: No. It's just a standard car, but it can only be used when I select it on this watch. *Hits the red button, making the car go back into the watch*
Commander Kane: Just be careful, and make sure no bullets hit it.
Johnny: I will sir.
Commander Kane: Let's go see if Exla has any weapons for you.
Johnny: Yes sir. *Follows Commander Kane*
Mabel was in a special room, where she was designing weapons, and gadgets for spies of the Central Intelligence Agency.
Johnny: *Walks into the room with Commander Kane* Hey. What's happening?
Mabel: I missed you. Everything go well for you in Chama?
Johnny: Yes, and no. I failed my assignment, but I got a special watch.
Mabel: What does it do?
Johnny: Provides me with my own set of wheels. Perhaps I can take you for a cruise one day when we're off duty.
Mabel: *Gets closer to him, her smile getting bigger* I'll have to check with my supervisor.
Johnny: *Blushing* I'm sure he'd be okay with it as long as Commander Kane is.
Commander Kane: *Nods*
Mabel: *Puts her arms around his neck* I bet you have a hard on.
Johnny: I bet you wanna do it.
They kiss with their eyes closed.
Commander Kane: Lovebirds, please pay attention.
Johnny: *Stops kissing Mabel*
Mabel: *Takes her arms off of his shoulders, and backs up*
Commander Kane: Johnny is going back to Chama. Aside from his pistol and ammo, do you have anything for him?
Mabel: Not much. Plastique, and a few gas grenades.
Johnny: Always preferred those type of grenades over the frags. How do they work?
Mabel: If anyone inhales the fumes for more than five seconds, they are a goner.
Commander Kane: Our intel indicates that Mr. Craig is almost at Chama. *Gives him a flight ticket* If you go now, you may be able to catch him in the same area you were in.
We return to Rabbit Peak.
Japanese Man 962: We have both rost good men. Our onry hope is that your peopre do not use up anymore of the cocaine, before serring it to us.
Mexican Man 683: We agree. Our offer still remains. Your weapons for 20 kilos of cocaine, with thirty thousand pesos. When Mr. Craig arrives, he will confirm our deal, and we will conclude our business.
Japanese Man 962: Very werr.
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Johnny: *Driving through New Mexico, on his way to Chama*
Narrator: I learned that the car from my watch didn't run on gasoline. It ran on my energy. All I had to do to keep the car running was stay awake. By doing so, I did have to make many stops to eat. I just finished having breakfast, and I was getting closer to finding Mr. Craig in Chama.
Stop the song
Ted Esler met up with Commander Kane in CIA headquarters.
Commander Kane: *Looks at Ted as he enters his room. He turns off his laptop* Hello Esler.
Ted: What's this I hear about your boy Lightning going back to Chama, New Mexico?
Commander Kane: Unfinished business with the Cartel, and Yakuza. We're not sure about the Japanese leader, but we do know about Mr. Craig, a high priority target in the Cartel. Johnny needs to bring him over here alive.
Ted: I am responsible for transporting all agents to, and from the field. Why was I not notified?
Commander Kane: Johnny doesn't need your helicopters anymore. Something better popped up. Pull up a chair, and let me tell you about it.
Rabbit Peak, a Toyota Corolla stopped by one of the trailers, and Mr. Craig stepped out once it stopped.
Mexican 629: Sir, the Japanese are waiting for you.
Mr. Craig: Thank you.
Johnny: *Driving down the road, when he sees the dirt road that goes up to Rabbit Peak*
Narrator: My colt was in the glove compartment, fully loaded with seven more clips of ammo. I just had to get Mr. Craig alive for Commander Kane.
Johnny: *Takes a right turn*
Narrator: I decided to use the same entrance I used last time. The stealthy approach is always a good one.
Johnny parks his car behind a bush.
Johnny: Now it's time to get inside, and get Mr. Craig.
Mr. Craig: *Inside the trailer with the Mexicans, and Japanese* The plan is good. Let's start the trade, then get out of here.
Narrator: I was outnumbered, but my family's last name isn't Lightning for nothing.
Johnny: *Kicks the door open, and shoots everyone inside the trailer, except for Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Opens a drawer, and pulls out a Type 99*
Johnny: *Shoots the Type 99 out of Mr. Craig's hands*
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes as he raises his hands* Why don't you kill me?
Johnny: You're wanted alive in Virginia. Langley Virginia.
Mr. Craig: *Kicks Johnny, and runs for it*
Johnny: *Gets up, watching Mr. Craig take off in his Toyota. He fires his final two bullets, watching one hit the back window, and the other one hit the back right tire*
Mr. Craig: Ah! *Losing control, he goes down the hill to the left, off road*
Johnny: *Runs into his car, and turns left to follow Mr. Craig*
Mr. Craig: *Gets back on the road, and drives towards the center of town*
Johnny: *Reaches the intersection, drifting to the left*
Mr. Craig: I'll lose him here! *Turns right, heading for the Cumbres & Toltec Scenic Railroad*
Although there were a few trains in the yard, none of them were moving.
Mr. Craig: *Stops, and runs towards a wooden boxcar*
Johnny: *Stops behind Mr. Craig's Corolla, getting out of his car* Craig, there's no escape! *Looks around, as he walks towards the car that Mr. Craig is hiding in* You can run, but you can't hide, or escape. *Climbs into the car, looking at Mr. Craig* Am I right?
Mr. Craig: *Closes his eyes in defeat* You win. I surrender.
Johnny: Now you're speaking my language.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from March 22, 2017
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Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.
Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a month since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban* Get him inside.
Narrator: I was on a mission, trading information with a Chinese agent. They wanted to know about North Korea, and we wanted to know about the recent terrorist attacks in England. I still had the files on me. I was just hoping the Feds wouldn't find them.
Johnny: *Gets pushed onto the floor*
FBI Man 2: We've been nice to you Johnny.
FBI Man 1: And we've worked together on many missions.
Driver: Why are you so interested in working with the Central Intelligence Agency?
Johnny: It's more organized.
FBI Man 2: More organized my ass.
Johnny: *Quickly gets up, and kicks one of the men*
Driver: AH! *Holding his nose* Shoot him!!
FBI Men: *Grabbing Five-Seven's*
Johnny: *Shoots both men*
Driver: *Opens his eyes, looking at Johnny*
Johnny: *Pointing his gun at the driver* Let me go. You don't need to risk your life.
Driver: *Runs for one of the other guns dropped by the other men*
Johnny: *Shoots the driver*
After that, Johnny was outside.
Narrator: Plus, when I joined the FBI, I never got a chance to do this.
Johnny: *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, getting into his Plymouth Belvedere, and drives away*
Narrator: It was time to bring my info to Langley.
The song fades away as the opening credits begin.
Opening Credits Song: link
Johnny: *Sits down looking at a screen. He sees a wanted sign on it for a bad guy. He nods and gets up*
Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and presses a red button activating it*
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Johnny Lightning
Johnny: *In a parking garage. He starts to run as he selects the 1958 Plymouth Belvedere. Once he selects it, he jumps into mid-air making the car automatically appear with him in it. He drifts left out of the parking garage*
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ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*
Johnny: *Runs out from a building behind them, and bashes their heads together*
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Johnny: *Jumps out of a helicopter with a parachute. After a few seconds, he deploys it, and slowly goes down towards a rooftop*
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Johnny: *Slides down towards a gravestone with an M14, and fires five bullets*
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Johnny: *Combing his hair, and then cleans the lenses of his glasses*
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Johnny: *Running on a boxcar. He jumps on a gondola, doing a front roll once he lands. He grabs a guy in a black coat, and punches him three times, then throws him off*
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Commander Kane: *Sitting behind his desk with his feet on them*
Jack Nicholson as Commander Kane
Johnny: *Drives back into the parking garage. He stops the car, gets out, and hits the red button. His Plymouth Belvedere disappears, going back into the watch*
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Narrator: I returned my intel to Langley intact after my tangle with the FBI in Cincinatti. They gave me more briefing about the Terrorist attacks in England, and sent me on my way to London via airplane.
Johnny: *Looks down at the Atlantic Ocean*
Narrator: I don't like flying unless I'm the pilot. That way, I have a very good guarantee of NOT crashing. On the other hand, these first class seats are nice, and they do give me an offer to enjoy the view down below.
Episode 2: London Bridge Is Not Falling Down
Special Guest Stars
Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
Rhys Davies as Derek O'Rourke
The plane landed, and everyone got ready to get off the plane. The song fades away as everyone walks off board.
Narrator: To make sure that no one would find out about me being here, I used a regular flight, instead of a private CIA jet. I wanted my presence here for the bad guys to be unknown.
Johnny: *Walks off the plane, and heads for the passenger terminal*
Derek: *Holding a sign that says Yanks Are Idiots*
Johnny: *Walks up to Derek, and speaks in a Scottish accent* Well that ain't very nice.
Derek: If you think this is bad, you should see what they're saying about the Canadians.
Johnny: *Speaks in his normal voice* No thanks, my friend already told me. *Shakes Derek's hand* Johnny Lightning, CIA.
Derek: Derek O'Rourke of MI6.
Johnny: We should get out of here, and go somewhere more private.
Derek: Agreed. Come with me.
They both walked out of the airport, and towards a parking garage.
Johnny: No cameras, perfect.
Derek: For what?
Johnny: Wait here. *Hits the red button on his watch. He begins to run as he hits the 58PB button on the screen. He jumps, making the Plymouth Belvedere appear*
Derek: *Watching Johnny appear in his car*
Johnny: *Backs up to Derek* This maybe a bit big, but it should still fit on the narrow streets.
Derek: *Gets in* Right then. Let's go.
Johnny: *Drives out of the parking garage* This beats a taxi any day.
Narrator: We arrived at MI6 headquarters. I met a lot of people there once I arrived with Derek.
Johnny: *Gets out with Derek*
Derek: Our valet could have parked for you.
Johnny: No, that's alright.
Narrator: It only runs when I'm inside, but I didn't feel like trying to explain that to Derek.
They walk into a building.
Derek: Mark, Lewis, our help from the U.S is here.
Lewis: Oh good! *Shakes hands with Johnny* It is very nice to meet you.
Johnny: Likewise.
Mark: How'd you find out about our predicament?
Johnny: Traded Intel with a Chinese agent. She wanted to know about what North Korea had planned against her people, and I wanted to know about the terrorists attacking you.
Lewis: We recently discovered that it's ISIS.
Mark: You will help us stop them. Won't you?
Johnny: Sure, but it won't be easy. Many of their members are well trained in stealthy attacks.
Derek: Even with explosives?
Johnny: Sure, when it comes to planting them. They use trackers to locate their bombs, and detonate them in the right place. When they're planted in vehicles at least.
Lewis: Like that one bus last year.
Johnny: Right.
During their conversation, several ISIS members were having their own meeting.
ISIS 63: What is our next plan of attack?
ISIS 78: Big Ben.
ISIS 63: What are we going to use to bring it down?
ISIS 78: Missiles, but first we need to wait for them. Until then, we'll explore the city. Enjoy ourselves, and look for new targets.
ISIS 63: Understood.
ISIS 78: England will pay the price for helping the United States, along with France, and other European countries. They will be the first country to back out of this war.
Johnny was outside, walking with Derek, Mark, and Lewis in a park.
Johnny: You boys weren't lying. This is beautiful.
Lewis: London has many excellent landmarks.
Derek: May we take him to Big Ben?
Lewis: I don't see why not.
Mark: Just remember to stay on your guard. ISIS might plan another attack on us.
Johnny: I don't know about you, but that's why I have my gun with me.
Derek: You took a regular flight though. How did you get past security with it?
Johnny: You remember the car that came out of my watch?
Lewis & Mark: What?
Johnny: I'll explain later. When I got out of the car, I hit the red button to make it go back. I left my gun in the trunk, and took it out before we went together on this walk.
Mark: What if it got flattened?
Johnny: I tested that with a soda can. Any items you leave in the car are perfectly safe.
Lewis: So, explain to us how this watch of yours makes a car appear.
Narrator: I told them all about the watch, and how it made my car appear. Meanwhile, Big Ben was the destination of some other folks.
ISIS 63: *Gets off a bus with four other members* Thank you.
ISIS 78: *Walks with the other members*
ISIS 55: *Holding two suitcases*
ISIS 67: *Wearing a backpack*
ISIS 71: *Holding another suitcase*
ISIS 63: It's only a couple of blocks away. Keep your eyes open for other targets.
Johnny and his friends left the park. Big Ben was in their sights.
Derek: We need to take him inside.
Mark: Alright, let's go.
Johnny: *Walks with Lewis, Mark, and Derek*
ISIS 63: *Walking towards Big Ben with his friends*
Johnny: *Inside Big Ben, admiring everything with Derek, Lewis, and Mark*
ISIS 63: Hurry up. Plant the dynamite.
Mark: We must take him up to the top.
Derek: That is the best part of Big Ben after all.
ISIS 78: *Pointing a missile launcher at the top of Big Ben* Goodbye Big Ben.
ISIS 55: It won't be so big once we're through.
ISIS 78: *Launches the missile, and watches it hit the top*
A couple of cogs shook, and went out of place because of the missile. They fell towards Johnny, and his three friends.
ISIS 63: *Lights up the dynamite* Go! *Runs away with the others*
Lewis: Quick! To the door!
Johnny: Hold up!
Derek: What?!
Johnny: Look!! *Points at a cog which lands on it's side in front of them* If we rushed to the door, we'd be dead.
Mark: Thank you Mr. Lightning.
The dynamite went off, blowing the doors towards them.
Derek: Duck!! *Gets down with the others*
Johnny: *Looks up, seeing more cogs falling towards them* Let's get out of here!! *Running with the others*
They got out just in time.
Johnny: If that wasn't from ISIS, I don't know who did that.
Lewis: *Watching five people drive away in a 1978 Peugeot 504*
Mark: What is it?
Lewis: They look suspicious.
Johnny: *Walking towards them*
ISIS 78: Go! Go!!
ISIS 63: *Floors it, but the engine stalls*
Johnny: *Runs towards them*
Lewis: *Follows with Mark, and Derek*
ISIS 63: *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. The same thing happens when he turns the key again*
With the MI6 spies pointing guns at the terrorists, Johnny opened the door to the driver.
Johnny: What a poor taste in automobiles. Nothing says unreliability better than a french piece of junk such as this.
Two police vans arrived, along with more MI6 spies.
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Commander Kane: Any word on Johnny Lightning?
CIA Agent 64: He helped the British sir, but he's still in London.
Commander: Why hasn't he left yet?
The answer was because he was back in Big Ben with Derek, Lewis, and Mark.
The song fades away as they reach the top floor.
Lewis: See what we've been telling you?
Johnny: *Looks back at a damaged section of Big Ben* Still gotta get a couple of cogs fixed.
Mark: We're working on it.
Johnny: *Spots London Bridge*
Derek: What is it?
Johnny: Since we pushed the terrorists out of your country.....*Points at London Bridge*....London Bridge is not falling down.
They all laughed at Johnny's joke.
Commander Kane: Well, wherever he is, I hope he's fine.
CIA Agent 64: I'm sure he is sir.
Johnny: *Laughing as he walks with Derek, Lewis, and Mark*
Narrator: I was more than fine. I was great, having the time of my life with my new friends from MI6.
Song (Start at 1:04): link
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 23, 2017
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Mily: That was fun, but sadly, our show is over. We're taking next Saturday off because of St. Patrick's Day, but we will be back on the 30th. Hopefully, the weather will be warmer by then.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.
Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both of them...
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Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna love it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
continue reading...
Everyone was sitting at their homes, minding their own business, when suddenly, Twilight Sparkle used her magic to make them all appear in front of her.
Twilight: Yer watching my movie, and you're gonna love it!
People: No!!!! *Running away*
Jack: Ugh.....I see I'm not the only one forced to watch this garbage. Anyway, my name is Jack, and I am from Trainz, and I am your host. Or, was. Apparently, Twilight's the host now, since she's destroying everything.
Twilight: Play the movie!!!!!
Jack: Fine!!!!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical day in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
