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Ethan: *Waiting in a siding*
Liam: *Sitting in a chair*
Metal Gloss: *Walking around the two* What are we doing again?
Liam: Deciding who to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Metal Gloss: None of us have done it before.
Ethan: Yeah. Let's take turns. Metal Gloss can go first, then for the next show in May, Liam can do it.
Liam: Sounds like a plan.
Metal Gloss: In that case, here's tonight's lineup.

8 PM

Ponies On The Rails
Adventures of Thomas & Friends

8:30 PM

The REAL Powerpuff Girls - Bak2Bak

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and more time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!
Mirage: What's the matter?
Colts: Our bus is running late, and we need to get to school.
Mirage: Well, I suppose I could give you a ride, but next time, try not to talk to somepony you don't know. Get in.
Colts: *Gets in car*
Mirage: Stay there, I'll be back. *Goes to house, then gets on telephone* I gotta let Pete know that I'll be late for work. *Dialing Pete's number on phone*
Pete: *Signing papers in office, and picks up phone* Hello?
Mirage: Pete, something popped up, and I may be late for work.
Pete: Okay Mirage, get here when you can. Thanks for telling me. *Hangs up*
Colts: *Waiting in car*
Mirage: *Arrives* Okay kids, I just had to make a call. *Gets in car* Now, to get you to school. *Starts car, then drives out of driveway*
Colts: *Looking around*
Mirage: *Drives to school*
Colt: Hey mister, what do you do for a living?
Mirage: I'm an engineer.
Colt: Do you fix stuff?
Mirage: No, I drive trains.
Colt: Oh, that kind of engineer.
Mirage: Yeah, I'm new at the job too.

A bus soon passed Mirage on the other side of the road.

Colt: Did you see the driver of that bus?
Colt 2: I don't know. He could be a new driver.
Mirage: Do you know somepony that drives the bus?
Colt: Not really.
Colt 2: I heard from somepony that the new driver is orange, and yellow with a dark green mane.
Colt: And he hates trains so much, that he'll do anything to get rid of them. You better be careful mister.
Mirage: Oh please, just call me Mirage. Nocturnal Mirage. *Arrives at school* Here we are. And hey, if you ever need another ride, let me know.
Colts: You got it. *Runs out of car, and go to school*
Mirage: Alright, now to get to work. *Turns around, and drives to train station*

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your assistance.
Bus Driver Pony: Lies! All lies! Buses will be the future of transportation. One day, all you ponies that work on railways will lose your job, and be homeless!
Mirage: That right there is a lie. Everypony here works their hardest.
Orion: *Runs out of station* Hey, Mirage, guess what!
Mirage: What?
Orion: I was this close to getting fired, but instead I got a three week suspension.
Mirage: Oh my god, what did you do this time?
Orion: I threw somepony's luggage onto the tracks, and a train ran it over. Well, I'm gonna enjoy my suspension! *Runs away*
Bus Driver Pony: You were saying?
Mirage: Okay, he's the only one that causes mayhem around here.
Gordon: AHHH! *Kicks pony out of station* Don't ever say that word in front of me again!
Random Pony: But I just said Moby Dick was a great book!
Gordon: Moby Dick is the worst book ever!! They should censor that word from the book, and everywhere in this world! *Walks to bus* Hey, get me to the bar. I need to get my daily dose of booze.
Bus Driver Pony: Get in. *Gets in bus*
Gordon: *Gets in bus*
Bus Driver Pony: *Drives away*

After arguing with the bus driver, Mirage entered Pete's office.

Pete: Well, if that bus driver keeps giving you problems, ignore him. Or show him that his ways, and means of transportation are wrong. Whichever one comes first.
Mirage: I'd like to do the second one.
Pete: I'm sure we all would.
Mirage: Right then. What do you want me to do for work today?
Pete: Today, I want you to work with Nicole on getting a freight train down into Laramie. When you get back from that, a passenger train heading for Denver should be here. I want you to drive it.
Mirage: You got it. *Leaves office*

As Mirage was walking to the train yard to work with Nicole, he saw Hawkeye, and Stylo sitting in their usual spot when they wait for a train to take over.

Mirage: Hey, did you two hear about what happened with Gordon?
Hawkeye: No, what?
Mirage: He heard somepony talking about the book Moby Dick, and when he heard the second word of that title, he went ballistic.
Stylo: *Laughing* That's Gordon for you.
Mirage: Yeah, I know. And another thing, there's an orange, and yellow pony with a green mane that could make us run out of business. He's been badmouthing everypony here.
Hawkeye: Well, we can't allow that.
Stylo: Just give him hell Mirage.
Mirage: You know I will, but first I need to get on a freight train with Nicole. We're taking it to Laramie.
Hawkeye: Good luck.
Mirage: Thanks mate. *walks to train yard*

After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have you been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did you check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling coal into firebox*
Nicole: *Drives train out of the train yard, and onto the mainline* Is everything okay?
Mirage: Oh yeah, I just got in a conversation with a bus driver. He said that everypony that works on a railway will end up homless, and that the bus is the future of transportation.
Nicole: Is he orange, and yellow with a dark green mane?
Mirage: Yes!
Nicole: I call him Kurt. A couple of ponies told me that it's his name.
Mirage: Good to know. Let's keep our eyes on the tracks.

They got to Laramie on time, and brought another freight train into Cheyenne. Mirage, and Nicole were walking to the station together.

Mirage: So, what are you going to do next?
Nicole: Well, I gotta tell Pete something, then I'm going to work in the yards. What about you?
Mirage: I have to take a passenger train into Denver. It should be here soon. *Sits at bench*
Nicole: *Walks into station*
Mirage: *Checks watch* Only 90 seconds until my train arrives.
Nicole: *Runs out of station* Mirage, you may want to see this. *Runs back into station*
Mirage: *Follows Nicole*

Both ponies were staring out the front window. They could see Kurt, standing by his bus letting ponies in. He just finished putting up a sign on his bus, underneath the windows. It said Railway Bus.

Nicole: Kurt put that up there to fool everypony. Instead of bringing passengers to us, he's taking them away.
Mirage: He's not taking them to Denver, is he?
Nicole: That's what I heard him say.
Mirage: Impossible! Denver is further from here by road!
Nicole: Yeah, but he says that he knows a short cut.
Kurt: *Gets in bus*
Mirage: He's driving away!
Kurt: *Drives bus away from station* YEAH!!!
Mirage: *Looks at watch* My train is here already. I better get going. *Runs out of station, and gets into train* Come on, come on! Turn the signal green!
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Conductor: All aboard!
Mirage: *Blows horn twice, and drives out of station* I'll catch that bus sooner or later!

The road was parallel to the railway halfway up Sherman Hill. After that, it split up. One road went right, and under a railway bridge. Kurt took that road instead of the other one.

As Mirage was getting to a bridge on his train, he saw somepony waving a red flag. That meant danger.

Mirage: *Stops train*
Railway Pony: *Walks up to Mirage*
Mirage: What's wrong?
Railway Pony: I understand that you've been racing a bus to Denver.
Mirage: Yeah, where is he?
Railway Pony: Look no further. He's under the bridge, and got his bus stuck under.
Mirage: Oh boy.
Bus Ponies: We want our money back!
Bus Pony 35: That ass hat lied to us, and said he'd take us to another station to catch another train!
Bus Pony 13: Then he tried getting us to Denver by himself.
Bus Pony 6: The bus sucks. We're getting on the train.
Kurt: No you're not! How was I supposed to know that this bus was too big to go under the bridge?!
Bus Ponies: *Walk pass Kurt, and gets onto train*
Mirage: Well, looks like I got more passengers for my train.
Railway Pony: *Looks at bridge* It's risky, so go as slow as possible.
Mirage: Right. *Walks back to engine, and climbs into cab*
Kurt: Wait, what's he doing?
Railway Pony: Just wait, and see.
Mirage: *Drives slowly over bridge*
Kurt: Is he- is he going over?!
Railway Pony: Yep.
Mirage: *Getting train over bridge*
Kurt: *Looking at bus stuck under bridge* STOP!! YOU'LL CRUSH MY BUS!!
Railway Pony: It's not going anywhere. Relax.
Mirage: *Gets entire train over bridge*

To make a long story short, Mirage got the train to Denver on time. When he returned to Cheyenne, he told everypony about what happened, and they celebrated.

As for Kurt? He lost his job for getting the bus stuck under the bridge, and is now a teacher at an elementary school. He still badmouths everypony that works on railways, but it doesn't bother anypony. His students ignore him.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Nicole learns an important lesson.

SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014

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Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel

It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.

"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.

"Everyone, meet Sean." Said Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."

"A pleasure to meet you all." Said Sean.

All the engines said hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.

"Gordon," Said Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need you to carry the express."

"Yes sir," Said Gordon, and he left the yards at once.

When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.

Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.

'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.

A few minutes later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.

"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." Said the engineer.

"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.

"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"

Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."

"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."

"Is that why you think I'm here?" Sean asked.

"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"

"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.

"Alright," Said the conductor, "Let's get a move on."

Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's hill with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.

Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the next station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and you should know better. He helped you go up a hill after you made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."

"Oh, the indignity." Said Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.

Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.

"My previous owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."

"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." Duck said.

"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.

"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."

Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are you telling these engines?" Gordon asked.

"What my previous railroad was like." Sean told him.

"Sure." Said Gordon, not believing him.

"Why don't you believe him?" Duck asked.

"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."

"Really?" Gordon asked.

"Sad, but true." Said Sean.

'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could you tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.

So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.

The End.

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It is in this part that we meet the Sand Brothers. Timothy played by Robert Deniro is the one in control of the entire organization. Marco played by Al Pacino is second in command.

Henry: *Arrives at their mansion in the buick, repainted in silver, with white wall tires, and an upgraded engine*
Timothy: Our black friend got the car we wanted.
Marco: Good. I'll go down there, and talk to him.
Henry: *Running to the gate. It is locked, and he can't get it open*
Marco: *Arrives* You look worried.
Henry: Two cops from New Jersey are here.
Marco: So what? They're not going to do anything. How can they?...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: You Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: You seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed that's...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker reading a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know you liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make fun of...
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Bill, and May got out of the hotel, only to four more Highway Patrol officers.

SHP 59: *Shoots a bullet, hitting the wall to the left of Bill*
Bill: *Runs while holding May's hand*
May: What are you doing?
Bill: Getting out of here with you! *Running to the car*
SHP 8: Get the airplane!
Bill: *Drives out of the parking lot*
SHP Officers: *Shooting bullets, but miss, hitting buildings Bill drives past*
SHP 82: *Flying an airplane*
Bill: *Drifts to the left*
SHP 82: *Follows Bill, and shoots 17 bullets. One of them hits the trunk*
Bill: Still have that gun I gave you?
May: Of course.
Bill: Shoot the pilot....
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Alan, and Harry arrived at the dealership. The taxi driver that brought Andrew, and Daniel over was waiting.

Harry: *Parks the car*
Alan: *Looks at the taxi driver* Did you make the call?
Taxi Driver: Call? Oh, you must be the police. I couldn't tell since you're not in uniform.
Alan: I'm Alan Martinez, and this is my partner Harry Penn.
Harry: Our dispatch said someone here made a call to us about a disturbance here. Was that you?
Taxi Driver: That's right. This Scottish guy with white hair pointed a gun at me. He, and another Scottish man with black hair bought a green Corvette here. A brand new...
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Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our show where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, Rainbow Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The Ass Ass Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

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Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first day of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

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Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up more stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are you doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle was driving her car in Pornstarville, with Spike sitting next to her. They were going to collect more ammo for Twilight's shotgun.

Twilight: Nigga, is it a nice day out, or wut?
Spike: Everyone is out enjoying the sunshine.
Twilight: *Stops at Sugarcube Corner, and sees her "friends" talking...
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Johnny was sitting in a room cleaning his Remington 1911R1.

Commander Kane: *Walks into the room* Morning Johnny.
Johnny: Hey.
Commander Kane: How did your previous assignment go?
Johnny: Unfortunately my two allies from MI6 were killed, but the Anti European Intelligence Service lost their overpowered grenades.
Commander Kane: You can't have the good without the bad. You definitely will need to be careful if you ever do come across Discord.
Johnny: Yes, I remember. You told me he caused the original Johnny Lightning to crash his car. Then his nervous system broke. I hope I can do right by him, and...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 21: Take Out

Kevin is driving his truck with Liam riding shotgun. They are going to The Nut House to pick up an order they made on the phone.

Liam: Did you hear that parks are being reopened?
Kevin: That's good. We're making some progress.
Liam: A lot of people think we...
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Pattenburg, New Jersey. At one of the many houses, dozens of people were enjoying a pool party.

Smoky: We have been in operation for only six days, but we are financially growing big.
Guard 24: Where do you want us to send the next shipment of weapons?
Smoky: I should have your list in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy some booze. *Goes inside the house*

There were a few more guests having chips, pretzels, and alcohol.

Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Guard 27: *Vaping* Hey Smoky. *Blows smoke towards her butt*
Smoky: *Farts, blowing the smoke back*
Guard 27: That was awesome.
Smoky:...
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Kevin: Here's another song from J+1.
Buttercup: Is Parker going to freak out again, or will he seriously be the host?
Kevin: Keep your fingers crossed, and we'll find out.
Buttercup: Fingers? *Looks at her hands* I don't have fingers.
Kevin: Oh...
Parker: *Arrives* Hello everyone! My name is Parker from The Nut House, and I got a good lineup for you tonight.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
Gran Turismo - TV-PG

8:30 PM

The Nut House - TV-G. Bak2Bak

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

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Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of you here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: You will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up by my boys. Good luck to you Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to you fellas as well.

After five minutes of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...
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