#1: (GTA crossover)
Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: You know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did you see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd you find that bone?
Female: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?
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The next morning the four are gathered around the table with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting next to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to move out just as bad as you want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd love to see you try doucheface.
Saten: Are you calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one month on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then you two mooches have to move out!
Derpy: Oh, you are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings you and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke you think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know you in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got more for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, you dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted by this, though he still acts like she is)
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The next day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in dirt, and Trixie hair all a mess as well, but does have an unkempt beauty to it.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's Pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel food in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go home you quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last second change of heart and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what you like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I love you, baby.
Manager: You are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one hour later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out by Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! You can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed by Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the pony glares leaves, next comes a pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd you get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over by a car.
Pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
Pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If you can't afford insurance, you got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have you been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are you here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached by pony Trevor Phillips.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. You want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make you all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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Said place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great you broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a knife and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are you doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! You guys were right. You can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: You can stay here as long as you need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and safe with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I love you all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the wall and begins using his own blood to make a triangle on the wall with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I love Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the knife flips out of his back and flies into his top head.
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STORY 2:
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Saten (driving stagecoach): Everyone ready for shopping day?
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.
(They pass by a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate more than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female pony drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! You know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we lost 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a knife and slices the coconut, which breaks the knife in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a bread knife and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with pickle jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the oven door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the lime in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the lime in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic music plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following day Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the tree stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN YOU COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a question is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens fire on the fire pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen by him)
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THE NEXT DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital bed brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. Or least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to show the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
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STORY 3:
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Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas Day.
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favorite red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do you like our Christmas tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect tree in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our Christmas tree doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a tree with no star on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just cross the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can you really? Oh would you please? Could you help us?
Stan: Fine I'll get your stupid star if it means you leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
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Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a star for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest star I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would you like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell you later.. Diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
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THE NEXT MORNING:
Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a more mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.
Saten: ... I'm really sorry.
Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.
Saten: Lot on my mind.
Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.
Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!
Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?
Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.
Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little boy smiled with joy in his eyes!
Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out my future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the contant of this scene.. It's bad!
Trixie: ... Future wife.
Saten: Yeah, I see you being m-
Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.
Saten (annoyed): Just get out!
Squirrely: But you two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.
Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!
Saten (annoyed): We don't care!
Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.
Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.
Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.
Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.
Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Mousey: So soon!
Skunky: How delightful!
Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!
Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Saten: (annoyed facepalm)
Critters: Awwww.
Beary: But we got to have a manger.
Rabbity: Can you do it, Stan. Can you build us a manger? Huh?
Critters: (Cheers)
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that as she frowns): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any more of those?
Saten: You smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy concert you went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest bed in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten: [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeps the other one and walks over to the critters] All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, by instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving, throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die. We're never hear the end of it.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: Christmas is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic music plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than you think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
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Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...
Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!
Narrator: Said the little red pony.
Saten (annoyed): Shut up.
Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.
Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over! Rawrrrrr! [Anticipating the lion's leap, he prepares his wings. The lion lunges at him, but Saten flies up in the air and out of the way, and the lion falls over the peak and onto its death below, at the cave entrance.]
Narrator: In a flash, it was over! A victorious blow! The mountain lion lay slain on the cold ground below.
Saten Twist flies down to check if it's really dead.
Saten: Huh, that wasn't so bad.
[three lion cubs approach the entrance]
Lion Cub 1: Mommy?
Saten: … Uh oh.
Lon cub 1: Mommy! [they rush up to her body] W... wake up, Mommy, wake up!
Lion Cub 2: Don't leave us, Mommy.
Saten: (stands there awkwardly as the cubs spot him) red pony, why?! Why did you kill our mommy? Why?
Saten: [at a loss for words] I.. They said.. I… Critter Christmas.
(the cubs cry around the corpse).
Narrator: The tiny cubs all gathered together and cried, All alone in the world because their mother had died.
Saten: [turns away and squeezes his eyes shut): Aw, god-DAMMIT!
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.
Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.
Beary: You all right, Lady Porcupiney?
Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.
Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.
Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.
Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.
Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.
Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill you (prepares horn)
Critters: Awwww.
Trixie: Shut up!
Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute, look! [the animals turn to see Saten approaching them, looking sad]
Trixie: (hugs him excitedly)
The critters gather in front of him.
Mousey: you're alive!
Beary: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
Saten (quitely): Yeah.. She's dead.
Deery: For real and for true?!
Beavery: Are you sure?
Saten: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
Squirrely: He did it! Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!
Critters: Hail Satan!
Saten: ... You mean me right?
Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, ponies! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
Critters: Yaaay! [they head over to the manger]
Saten: Wai-wait, the Antichrist? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
Saten: But we thought you meant the Son of God!
Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
Trixie: Sex wit- WHAT!?
Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
Saten: I knew this was a mistake.
Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
Saten: Wait what!?
Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!
The other critters cheer. As Beary pulls up a Satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other animals bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a sacrificial blade.
Trixie: OH MY GOD!
The other animals crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw.
Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
Saten and Trixie are frozen in shock.
Squirrely: [jumps into a puddle of blood] Blood orgy!
Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
The critters drench themselves in Rabbity's blood and begin the orgy. Beavery mounts Raccoony, Skunky mounts Porcupiney, Mousey mounts foxy, and Beary mounts Deery. Squirrely hops onto Deery's left ear and mounts that. Chickadee-y and Woodpeckery start flitting around. In the background plays "Lucifers Hymm" during all this, starting from Rabbity's death.
Saten and Trixie stare at them, traumatized.
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Narrator: In the gentle forest clearing on Christmas Eve morn, The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born. The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past, But now the good protector lay dead as the good owls amassed. And meanwhile, three lion cubs were crying away. For them, there would certainly be no Christmas Day.
And all of this because of the little red pony, for killing a lion.
Saten is shown in his house, with his head buried into his arms at his desk in his room.
Saten: Uhhh.
Narrator: "I know!" Saten Twist said with a new happy grin, "I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Saten: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk]
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!
Saten enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV.
TV: In west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground, is where I spent most of my days.
Narrrator: (aham) And he went back to the forest to set everything right!
Angry look on his face, Saten turns the volume up to drown out the narrator.
Narrator: He tried to ignore the issue with TV, but his conscience caught up with him, and to the forest he did flee...
Saten: (turns it louder)
Narrator: He thought he could hide from his problems - not true! [Saten rolls his eyes] He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!
Saten (annoyedly): Leave me alone!
Narrator: He knew that only by going to the forest could he -
Saten: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!.. GOD! [He turns off the TV, hops off the couch, stomping off.
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The woodland critters continue decorating their tree and also the manger Trixie made them.
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: You heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The wall gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And you got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat his flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Trixie: Well don't worry, I know only one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches back and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the top half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: HOLLY SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two more shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a wall of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off by her gun, and he goes down.]
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything you guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
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The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
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Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
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Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving you people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
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Scootaloo, the little orange filly with purple hair and brown eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.
Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.
At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast table.
"What's wrong?" AppleBloom asked.
"I invisioned my own death." Scootaloo said still shaking.
"Annnd?" AppleBloom asked.
"Darling, please, she obviously had a nightmare." Rarity said.
Suddenly a airhorn blows, scaring Scootaloo.
"Hey, look what I bought at a yard sale." Pinkie Pie said from the window, and blows it again.
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Getting on the bus, Scootaloo is shocked to see her teacher Cheerliee riding with them. Saying her car is being prepared. Coarse they wouldn't ride cars in the show, but you know, dfferent universe.
Appearently this also happened in the dream, so Scootaloo took this as a sign.
Scootaloo is anxious the whole ride. She looks out the window to see a lizard like creature climb on the bus. A gremlin. Scootaloo understandaby freaks out. Telling the bus driver there's a monster outside. The driver looks out, only to see Grannysmith.
"No problem." The driver said and rams into GrannySmith. Who twirls around and crashes down a hill. Her car somehow unscratched.
Grannysmith: Phew, for a second there I tho- (suddenly the car explodes for no appearent reason).
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Scootaloo continues to see the Gremlin. Eventually she grabs a flair gun and opens a window with it.
Pinkie (drives bye): Hey Scoot (blows the horn, drives past).
Scootaloo swings the flaire at the gremlin. But it pulled back, before she is she manages to throw it at the Gremlin, lighting it up and knocking it off the bus.
Fluttershy happened to be walking bye, and the Gremlin falls in front of her.
Fluttershy being Fluttershy wraps it in a blanket and hugs it. The Gremlin visably annoyed.
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Cheerliee and the students do in fact see the bus scratched up.
"Look at the bus! I was right I tell you!" Poor Scootaloo cried, wrapped in a straight jacket and being carried to a mental hospital ambulance.
"Right or wrong your behavior was still distructive. Maybe some time in a mental hospital were calm you down." Cheerliee said. Better than the harsh life sentence Skinner gave bart.
The ambulance drrives away.
"Well, at least I can get some peace and quite." Scootaloo said, trying to rest on the stretcher.
Suddenly the Gremlin reappears on the back window, smirking and tapping to get her attention. Once it does, it holds up Flutterahy's decapitated head. Who somehow manages to greet her.
Scootaloo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.
Saten: Those two are killing me!
Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.
Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine while Sword is sitting infront of the tv, with some popcorn. The others are shown in photos, but Master Sword is a short earth pony with short light blonde hair, blue eyes, short blonde tail, and bright green fur.
Saten: You know what time it is!?
Sword: Shh, Bones.
Male Voice: Hey, Bones, look at this bone.
Female voice: I know. But did you see 'this' bone?
Male: Where'd you find that bone?
Female: Same place you got your bone. It was just sitting here, next to this other bone.
Saten groans and leaves.
Female 2: Dr. Brennan, Bone call. They said it was important. Something about a bone?
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The next morning the four are gathered around the table with some pancakes.
Saten: Can I get the syrup?
Sword: Sure thing dude. (however before he does he literary pours the entire container onto his plate, til it makes the fart sound which he chuckles over).
Saten: (angrily pounds table): DAMMIT!
Trixie: Saten ple-
Saten: He took ALL the syrup! I asked for the syrup and he took all the syrup! I work hard! Why do I have to share with these assholes?!
Trixie: Cause Derpy's your cousin, which also makes her mine. And I don't kick out family.
Derpy: Dawww (Trixie smiles at her)
(the two side hug, sitting next to each other, Saten and Sword on lone corner seats).
Saten: Fine but can we at least kick Sword out?
Derpy: No we're married now, and we want to move out just as bad as you want us to, but we both only make minimum wage.
Sword: Even together we only make $938 a month.
Saten: That's almost a thousand dollars, I could easily live on that.
Sword: I'd love to see you try doucheface.
Saten: Are you calling me out bro? Okay, here's what we're gonna do. Trixie and I are going to live out of this house for one month on $938, just to prove
to you guys how easy it is. If we succeed, then you two mooches have to move out!
Derpy: Oh, you are on cousin.
Sword: Yeah and while you're gone I can make those hot wings you and Trixie hate so much.
Saten: Fine whatever.
Trixie: I don't know babe, A reverse Brewster's Millions? Is this really necessary?
Saten: Absolutely!
Trixie: Okay, a reverse BM it is. Hey, that came out funny. Was that a joke you think?
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Turns out the only place Saten and Trixie can afford ends up being Stab City from San Andreas, again confirming the GTA universe to exist here, except they are all ponies. Having spent most of the money on one of the trailers alone they barely have enough for a pizza to eat, and basically have to camp as all they could afford was one lone lamp, as outside the Lost MC are having a party, Carly heard there two, but sounding drunk.
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Charlotte! Charlotte, I know you in there, bitch!
Female Voice: Leave me alone!
Trixie whimpers fearfully, Saten holds her.
Saten: It's okay, it'll be okay. We have light. As long as we have light, we're okay.
Suddenly Johnny Klebitz pokes his head though the window, and wordlessly grabs the lamp.
Johnny: I got more for the fire! (distant cheers)
Lost MC Member knocking on neighbour trailer: Open, bitch!
Trixie: Oh, can't we just let Sword live at the house?
Saten: And encourage his freeloading lifestyle?! No way! Look, it's just one month. We'll get used to it.
(the LostMC guy bursts down the door and gunshots are heard):
LostMC Member: Haha, you dead bitch!
Poor Trixie quietly sobs.
Saten: (holds her) It's okay. She's dead. She's finally dead. (kisses her forehead) She's dead now.
(Trixie is clearly not comforted by this, though he still acts like she is)
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The next day, now broke, Saten and Trixie are at a local shoppers, both now covered in dirt, and Trixie hair all a mess as well, but does have an unkempt beauty to it.
Trixie Lulamoone: Babe please, I don't want to do this.
Saten: You're hungry, right? Just trust me, this will work. (approaches free samples) Ooh! What are these?! They're Jonah's Pizza Nosh. Made with three cheeses. Great for a snack? (eats one) Mmm! Lisa, try one. This might be the taste you've been looking for.
Trixie nervously eats one.
Saten: And is this one a different flavor?
Lady: No, they're all the same.
Saten: Lisa, try the other flavor and tell me which one we should buy. (Trixie eats it nervously) Good, right? Now, I'm sometimes has to shovel food in my mouth like a bear. Will these accommodate my fast-paced lifestyle? (shoves all the samples in his mouth) They do!
Trixie: Alright enough.. (angrily storms out)
Saten: No, wait!
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Saten flew outside and catches up to her.
Trixie: I'm going home, Saten. Face it, we've lost! We've got no food, we're camped with bikers, and I'm still starving here!
Saten: No don't give up w-
Trixie: No Derpy was right. Minimum wage isn't enough to live on. I'm done! (she goes to a bus stop and waits) Least we have our bus pass, I'm taking it home. I'm not going back to the biker cqmp, I don't like being a girl there.
Saten (one of his few times he's angry at her): Fine bitch, go home you quitter!
Trixie rolls her eyes and goes the bus. Saten has a last second change of heart and runs over.
Saten: No wait, I'm sorry! Don't go honey!
But it's too late the bus leaves, and worse the lady from before has returned.
Lady: That's the guy, Jonah.
Store Manger: So I hear you like to sample things excessively and then not buy. Is that what you like to do?
Saten: No I ju-
Manager (leaps onto him, holding him down) Those pizza bagels are my life. I make those tiny bagels by hand!
Lady: That's right, Jonah, mush that face. I love you, baby.
Manager: You are my queen, Rebecca.
Saten: (Mmmmp! Mmmmp!)
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Only one hour later Saten Twist managed to get bailed out by Johnny, who was watching from a distance and openly mocked the red pony about the whole trying to live on only a thousand dollars for a month. Saying he's surprised that the "pretty girl'' lasted as long as she had, saying Carly felt bad for her but didn't know how to approach them without scaring them.
Johnny drops Saten off a burgershot, giving him some money for a meal before he drives off, proving himself to a nicer guy then Trixie expected, she just had left before got to find it out. Saten ate a burger and fries but once done he quickly realizes he's broke again and asks the manager for a job, but is rejected due to his messy demeanour. Enraged Saten Twist steals the man's shoes and runs off.
Manager: Wait! You can have the shoes! Just leave the orthotics! They were specifically designed by Dr. Ross for my feet only! I pronate! They help reduce the stress to my ankles!.. (he tries to walk but break his foot immediately) Yah, God!
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Later that same evening. Saten is seen on the streets while various people pass him, Saten holding the shoes he stole.
Saten: Shoes... Burgundy dress shoes... New shoes, man? Only 40 bucks.
One pony stops.
Pony: Nice stitching... wooden sole... Where were these made?
Saten: What? I don't know. Just, get out of here, man!
(the pony glares leaves, next comes a pony verison of Roland Brown, a minor character OC).
Saten: Shoes. Got shoes here.
Roland: Where'd you get those?
Saten: Don't worry about it. They're my shoes, okay?
Roland: They look too small for you.
Saten: Just 40 bucks, man. What's it matter where they came from?
Roland: It matters cause I'm a cop.
Saten pauses than flees, Roland chases but Saten gets away.. Only to get himself ran over by a car.
Pony Sally: (driving car) Oh, my God!
Pony Dashlene: It's fine keep going.
Sally: I think we hit a homeless guy!
Dashlene (nonchalantly): We killed him, keep going.
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Saten stumbles weakly to a free clinic, finding Lily Palmer.
Saten: Help, please... I've been hit...Leg is busted... Bleeding out.
Lily: Excuse me, Rude-y Huxtable. This is a free clinic. If you can't afford insurance, you got to wait.
Saten turns to see a long line and stumbles the back, finding himself behind Wade, who's pony is all white with clown face, and short hair.
Saten: How long have you been waiting?
Wade: Six, seven hour.
Saten: What are you here for?
Wade: My elbow feel funny. My elbow feel strange.
Saten: I-I am, I am just, I am very near death. Can I go before you?
Wade (glares): No. My elbow feel funny.
Saten groans and instead steals some needles and a kit taking it outside and stitches himself, and uses a newspaper to cover his broken leg, while doing so he's approached by pony Trevor Phillips.
Trevor: Sign your cast? (signs the name "Alex" on the cast) Trevor's the name. You want some B.M.? (holds out bong) It'll make you all better. it's a natural remedy!
Saten sighs and smokes it, his eyes turning blood shot.
Trevor: Whoa, hey, hey, We's sharing. (smokes it before handing it back) Now.. I'm thinking about pulling a job. A rob job.
Saten: (smokes) Yeah...
Trevor: We do this job. One last (hiccup) jobber.. And then we're out of the game for good... I means it. One... final... jobber.
Saten: Hmm.. I know just the place.
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Said place turns out to Saten's own apartment, Saten grabbing a fake rock outside.
Trevor: A fake rock!? This world never ceases to amaze and inspire me!
Saten: Shh.
The two sneak in.
Saten: Grab that lamp. It's a real Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtoobly?
Saten: No, a Schtibly.
Trevor: A Schtibly, sounds stupid (knocks it down breaking it)
Sword hears them while cutting some carrots in the kitchen.
Sword: Intruders!
Saten: Great you broke it.
Trevor: Well it was a dumb la- Sword jumps on him with a knife and stabs him repeatedly)
Sword (stabbing him repeatedly): Die home-wrecker! (Trevor seems weirdly into this and actually grabs Sword's hands and pushes it deeper into himself, giving a creepy slasher smile).
Derpy (flips on lights): Saten?
Trrixie: Babe what are you doing?!
Saten (falls to knees sobbing): I'm robbing us!
Derpy goes over comforting him.
Saten: It's just, I just, it's too hard! You guys were right. You can't live on minimum wage. I did things out there! Awful things!
Sword: It's been less than three days.
Derpy: So, I guess this means we can stay?
Saten: You can stay here as long as you need. (hugs Derpy) I'm just so happy that your here and safe with with me. (teary eyed) This, this huff has just got me
so emotional. I love you all so...
Trevor: (springs up on Sword) AHHHH! (he ends up impaling himself in the back with knife)
Sword (frightened): Who is this guy?!
Trevor stumbles over the wall and begins using his own blood to make a triangle on the wall with his own wound.
Derpy: What's he doing?
Sword: (dryly) He's dying.
Derpy: No, he's drawing something.
Trixie: Ooh, I love Pictionary! Is it, uh, is it an angel? No, Pyramid? Pyramid of Giza!
Trevor gives her thumbs up before falling down onto his stomach, the knife flips out of his back and flies into his top head.
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Saten (driving stagecoach): Everyone ready for shopping day?
Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.
Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.
(They pass by a Farmers Market)
Trixie: Hmm, "Farmers Market." I wonder what that's all about?
Saten: Pass. That's where the ''farmers'' shop.
Derpy: Actually cuz, farmers markets are where farmers sell fresh produce directly to the public and...
Saten immediately pulls to a stop, Trixie almost falls out but Derpy catches her.
Saten: Cutting out the middleman?!
Saten: The one thing I hate more than farmers... Middlemen.
Trixie: Well then, guess we're trying the farmers market! (They all cheer, including her).
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Derpy: (examining some fruit) Hmm, "Papaya."That's not a word I say every day.
Saten: And look at this one, "Kumquat?" really? Got a real wiseass running the fruits here.
Sword: [Gasps] What is that?! (they find a female pony drinking from a coconut with a straw).
Derpy: It's amazing.. I must have it!
Trixie: Excuse me sir, We'd like to purchase one of your coco-nuts.
Farmer: Great! You know, for $1 more, I could open it up for...
Saten: Not so fast with the ripoffs, we can open it ourselves.
Derpy: Yeah. Remember when we lost 20 bucks having that guy open our bananas! (They all laugh and leave, leaving the farmer confused).
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The group arrive at Saten's and Trixie's house, which is a small apartment-like place with mostly white walls, one room to a bedroom and one to a bathroom. And they are in the main room, which is also the kitchen.
Derpy (excitedly hopping up and down, it's actually adorable): Open it, open it!
Saten grabs a knife and slices the coconut, which breaks the knife in half.
Saten: Hmm. Must be a bad knife. (uses clever but same result) Another bad knife. (uses a chief knife) Another bad knife! (uses a bread knife and the teeth break off) ANOTHER bad knife!
Trixie: Step aside, let your wife work her magic.. (throws it on ground, which leaves a large dent but the coconut unharmed) I don't get it. That always works with pickle jars.
Derpy: Out of my way. I got this.. (shoves it against the the oven door which breaks off and whacks Saten, causing Trixie to gasp a bit)
Saten: Ow!
Derpy (pats him comfortingly): Sorry cousin.
Sword: Everyone relax, let us consult old Harry Nilsson.. (pulls out paper with the lyrics).. She put the lime in the coconut, drank 'em both up.. Belly ache... Called the doctor. He says put the lime in the- (angrily) Bullshit! Doesn't say anything on how to open it! And the doctor's cure is the exact same thing that upset her stomach in the first place. What a wackadoo!
Trixie: (slaps him) Langaaage
Saten: Guys, don't let this coconut drive us apart. That's what it wants!
Derpy (scared): Wh-Wh-What are we gonna do?! How are we gonna open this coconut?!
(They all stare at it as dramatic music plays).
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LATER THAT EVENING:
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The following day Saten are now in a small field, Saten revs up a Steamroller and tries to run over the coconut, only for the steamroller itself to crash and fall over.
Saten: Damn it!
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Trixie runs at with a chainsaw.
Trixie: AHHHH! (hits the coconut which bounces off the tree stump she sat it on, and the coconut whacks Derpy right in the head)
Derpy: (dizzily, with huge bump on her head) I think it just grazed me... (falls unconscious)
Trixie: (falls to her knees) DAMN YOU COCONUUUT! (begins crying, as does Saten who wraps around her)
Saten (crying with her): Is it even worth it anymore?! The carnage! The shattered lives!? [crying continues]
Sword: Don't give up, we all remember how happy that woman looked when she was drinking from that coconut, don't we? We want to be like her, don't we?!
Trixie: (sniffs) Course.
Saten (angrily): What kind of a question is that?!
Sword: Then we're gonna have to think outside the box.
Sword throws the coconut onto a gas fire-pit and turns it on.
Sword: We're gonna smoke it out! (the other two give satisfied smiles)
Sword: This might take some time, so we need to be patient.
Short pause.
Sword: Be right back.. (walks off, returning with an AK47, the other two jump to cover as Sword immediately opens fire on the fire pit, destroying it but the coconut is unharmed)..
Derpy crawls over.
Sword (angrily) stupid coconut! (begins whacking it with the gun, each accidentally fired bullet unwittingly hitting poor Derpy, who wasn't seen by him)
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THE NEXT DAY:
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Derpy is seen laying in a hospital bed brought down to Saten's and Trixie's apartment, the two holding hands worriedly.
Sword (comes into the building): Alright we embraced all coconut opening options. It's time to embrace.. the Dark Arts. [With that a Motorcycle bursts into the building though window]
Saten: The Criss Angel!?
Trixie: The freakiest magician on the planet…
It actually reveals to be Discord dressed as Criss, but nobody seems to notice. Or least not care. He spins the bike til it vanishes and he lifts himself up to the air.
Discord: Who's ready to get their minds BLOOOOOWN?!
Saten: Me! me! I am!
Trixie (at same time): Yeah! Yeah!
Discord (to Sword): Sir, please inspect the box. It's solid. No trapdoors Nothing underneath. Correct?
Sword (knocks on it and gives a thumbs up): It's a regular box, Chris with two S's.
Discord: Now let's see what happens when we put a regular coconut in this regular box.. (pulls out ninja sword) And slice through it with a regular blade!
Everyone looks on anxiously, Derpy's beeping speeds up.
Discord slices though the box, Derpy's monitor beeps faster. And he lifts the box to show the coconut finally sliced.
Discord (shows it to them, cut in half): Coconut anyone?
(The three all cheer excitedly)
Derpy: (suddenly bursts up with unexplained recovery) Oh, yeah! Mindfreak, baby!
Everyone cheers excitedly, mainly about the coconut.
Discord: (the bike reappears and he speeds off) MINDFREAAAAAAAaaaaaa...
Saten: Off he goes.
Trixie: What a hero..
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Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main Street was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours or more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest animals gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas Day.
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favorite red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do you like our Christmas tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect tree in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our Christmas tree doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a tree with no star on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just cross the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can you really? Oh would you please? Could you help us?
Stan: Fine I'll get your stupid star if it means you leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
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Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a star for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest star I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery said with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would you like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell you later.. Diner ready?
Trixie: Sure..
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THE NEXT MORNING:
Saten and Trixie assumably had sex sense this is a more mature seres than the real MLP, though it only shows the aftermath, Trixie's hair messy. Though she looks a little disappointed.
Saten: ... I'm really sorry.
Trixie: No, you were nervous. It's okay.
Saten: Lot on my mind.
Trixie: There were.. Parts.. I liked.
Saten: ... Good enough for me, I should use the bathroom.. (turns on lamp and sees the critters) AHHH!
Trixie (covers herself that much more): AHHH, WHAT!?
Saten (annoyed): Nothing, just those stupid critters again.
Narrator: His friends were all there! What a wonderful surprise! The little boy smiled with joy in his eyes!
Saten (annoyed): Guys! Get out my future wife is naked.. Well, she never wears clothes, but in the contant of this scene.. It's bad!
Trixie: ... Future wife.
Saten: Yeah, I see you being m-
Rabbity: That's a hot girl Saten.
Saten (annoyed): Just get out!
Squirrely: But you two aren't gonna believe what happened. It's the most magical Christmas gift ever!
Trixie (also annoyed): I agree, just get out.
Skunky: Porcupiney is pregnant!
Saten (annoyed): We don't care!
Mousey: I deduce the ponies don't understand the seriousness of the fertilization.
Deery: Porcupiney is a virgin love-birds. Her conception was immaculate.
Foxy: She's gonna give birth to our Lord and Savior.
Trixie (sighs): Not this crap.
Porcupiney: It has been foretold unto me that I would give birth on Christmas Day.
Mousey: So soon!
Skunky: How delightful!
Woodpeckery: Our souls are saved!
Chickadee-y: Finally the critters are gonna have a Savior of their very own, of their very own! [they all cheer]
Squirrely [hops onto Trixie's bed]: There's just one problem: We don't have a manger for our Savior to be born in.
Saten: (annoyed facepalm)
Critters: Awwww.
Beary: But we got to have a manger.
Rabbity: Can you do it, Stan. Can you build us a manger? Huh?
Critters: (Cheers)
Narrator: "Of course we will build you a little manger!" Trixie cried, and she winked at the critters and leapt to their side!
Trixie (does none of that as she frowns): ... Fine, if your leave us alone.
Saten: They won't, but screw it, we're up now. May as well do something.
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"
Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.
Trixie: (to Saten) Any more of those?
Saten: You smoke?
Trixie: not til just now.
Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy concert you went too.
Trixie: (coughs) Yeah.. Not my proudest memory.. (smokes more)
Rabbity: Gee whiz, if it isn't the nicest manger I ever saw.
Mousey: I deduce it shall serve as a perfectly suitable resting place, for the Son of our Lord.
Raccoony (tired): Does this mean we can go to sleep now?
Porcupiney: My son will have the nicest bed in all the forest.
Woodpeckery: Fit for a king!
Squirrely: This is going to be the best critter Christmas ever!
Woodland Critters: It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near -
Saten: [as they sing, pulling out new joint, Trixie keeps the other one and walks over to the critters] All right, we're going now. [He ambles off. A roar is heard nearby. All stop and look. The critters scream.]
Critters: The mountain lion! Hide! [They scatter, leaving the ponies to face the lion alone. The lion peers out from behind a tree, Saten, by instinct, sheilds Trixie).
Saten: Uhhh, Go away! Shoo! [The lion moves off and the critters return.]
Squirrely: Is it gone?
Saten: I think so.
Skunky [behind a low tree]: I'm not c-c-comin' out.
Foxy: Well, this is the end. The mountain lion obviously knows Porcupiney is pregnant, and he's gonna kill it again.
Trixie (throws away joint): Again?
Squirrely: Every Christmas the mountain lion comes down and eats the virgin critter impregnated with the Son of our Lord.
Porcupiney: Oh dear, I'm so very afraid.
Beavery: [climbs onto a stump and sits up] Let's face it. The mountain lion will never let our Savior be born.
Critters: Awwww! [some of them sob]
Squirrely: Hey, we shouldn't be upset this Christmas. We've got Saten!
Raccoony: Of course! Saten can do anything! If he can build a manger, he can stop that mean ol' mountain lion!
Narrator: Of coarse I will! Saten cried with joy.
Saten (dryly) No.. (starts leaving, throwing away joint)
Trixie: Saten wait.. What if Fluttershy finds out we let them die. We're never hear the end of it.
Saten: ... Fine.
Porcupiney: Christmas is saved! [the critters cheer] The camera looks up from the woods to a mountain in the distance. Dramatic music plays.
Trixie: (kisses his cheek) Come back to me alive.
Saten: In case I don't.. (kisses her on the lips for a whole minute, which is longer than you think)
Saten: (pulls away and reluntantely flies up to the mountain)
Trixie: ... (picks up his joint) I'm gonna need this.
Rabbity: He'll be fine.
Trixie: If he doesn't.. Your be safer with the lion than from me.
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Narrator: High up in the forest on a dark, craggy peak, the horrid mountain lion and preyed on the weak. For the critters to be saved, someone had to stop that nasty old cat...
Saten (annoyed as he flies up to mountain): Goddammit, this is fucking ridiculous!
Narrator: Said the little red pony.
Saten (annoyed): Shut up.
Narrator: Killing a mountain lion was no easy task, But he thought of a plan, and he thought of it fast.
Saten (timidly infront of cave): G -Grrr! Grrr! Come on out! [The lion is heard roaring from inside the cave, and it roars. It approaches the entrance.] Come on, critter killer! Your days of slaughtering innocent little animals are over! Rawrrrrr! [Anticipating the lion's leap, he prepares his wings. The lion lunges at him, but Saten flies up in the air and out of the way, and the lion falls over the peak and onto its death below, at the cave entrance.]
Narrator: In a flash, it was over! A victorious blow! The mountain lion lay slain on the cold ground below.
Saten Twist flies down to check if it's really dead.
Saten: Huh, that wasn't so bad.
[three lion cubs approach the entrance]
Lion Cub 1: Mommy?
Saten: … Uh oh.
Lon cub 1: Mommy! [they rush up to her body] W... wake up, Mommy, wake up!
Lion Cub 2: Don't leave us, Mommy.
Saten: (stands there awkwardly as the cubs spot him) red pony, why?! Why did you kill our mommy? Why?
Saten: [at a loss for words] I.. They said.. I… Critter Christmas.
(the cubs cry around the corpse).
Narrator: The tiny cubs all gathered together and cried, All alone in the world because their mother had died.
Saten: [turns away and squeezes his eyes shut): Aw, god-DAMMIT!
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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.
Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.
Beary: You all right, Lady Porcupiney?
Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.
Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.
Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.
Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.
Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.
Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill you (prepares horn)
Critters: Awwww.
Trixie: Shut up!
Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute, look! [the animals turn to see Saten approaching them, looking sad]
Trixie: (hugs him excitedly)
The critters gather in front of him.
Mousey: you're alive!
Beary: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion?
Saten (quitely): Yeah.. She's dead.
Deery: For real and for true?!
Beavery: Are you sure?
Saten: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore.
Squirrely: He did it! Now our Critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan!
Critters: Hail Satan!
Saten: ... You mean me right?
Beavery: You've done us a huge favor, ponies! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist!
Critters: Yaaay! [they head over to the manger]
Saten: Wai-wait, the Antichrist? You said she was giving birth to your savior!
Squirrely: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness.
Saten: But we thought you meant the Son of God!
Deery: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?
Trixie: Sex wit- WHAT!?
Chickadee-y: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay!
Saten: I knew this was a mistake.
Foxy: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh!
Saten: Wait what!?
Rabbity: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil!
The other critters cheer. As Beary pulls up a Satanic altar on a small wagon with a little help from Squirrely. The other animals bring Rabbity up to the altar. Rabbity is propped up on the altar and Beary tears him apart with a sacrificial blade.
Trixie: OH MY GOD!
The other animals crowd in, tear away pieces of the body, and eat them raw.
Chickadee-y: Drink his blood! Drink his blood!
Saten and Trixie are frozen in shock.
Squirrely: [jumps into a puddle of blood] Blood orgy!
Critters: Yay, blood orgy! Blood orgy, yay!
The critters drench themselves in Rabbity's blood and begin the orgy. Beavery mounts Raccoony, Skunky mounts Porcupiney, Mousey mounts foxy, and Beary mounts Deery. Squirrely hops onto Deery's left ear and mounts that. Chickadee-y and Woodpeckery start flitting around. In the background plays "Lucifers Hymm" during all this, starting from Rabbity's death.
Saten and Trixie stare at them, traumatized.
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Narrator: In the gentle forest clearing on Christmas Eve morn, The little forest critters prepared for the Antichrist to be born. The noble mountain lion had stopped evil in all the years past, But now the good protector lay dead as the good owls amassed. And meanwhile, three lion cubs were crying away. For them, there would certainly be no Christmas Day.
And all of this because of the little red pony, for killing a lion.
Saten is shown in his house, with his head buried into his arms at his desk in his room.
Saten: Uhhh.
Narrator: "I know!" Saten Twist said with a new happy grin, "I'll go back to the forest and speak with those critters again!"
Saten: [waves the narrator away and leaves his desk]
Narrator: He ran out the living room, turned out the light, and went back to the forest to set everything right!
Saten enters the living room, hops on the sofa, and turns on the TV.
TV: In west Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground, is where I spent most of my days.
Narrrator: (aham) And he went back to the forest to set everything right!
Angry look on his face, Saten turns the volume up to drown out the narrator.
Narrator: He tried to ignore the issue with TV, but his conscience caught up with him, and to the forest he did flee...
Saten: (turns it louder)
Narrator: He thought he could hide from his problems - not true! [Saten rolls his eyes] He knew in his heart the thing he had to do!
Saten (annoyedly): Leave me alone!
Narrator: He knew that only by going to the forest could he -
Saten: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!.. GOD! [He turns off the TV, hops off the couch, stomping off.
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The woodland critters continue decorating their tree and also the manger Trixie made them.
Beavery: [looks around] Hey, look everyone! It's our old pal, Twisty. [the other critters turn and look, Saten flies over, Trixie behind him for backup.
Woodpeckery: Oh boy, buddy. You came just in time!
Deery: Yeah. We've got a big problem. We ne-
Saten (holding hammer): Shut up! We're not doing you anymore favors and I'm not letting you give birth to the Antichrist! [walks off] I came here to put a stop to all this!
Beavery: To stop us?
Trixie: You heard him.
Beary: But gee whiz Saten, if you and your lady try to stop us, we'd have to use our evil Satanic powers on ya.
Saten: Right, whatever. [turns around readying hammer] I'm taking down the manger Trixie built. [Beary's eyes turn red and brighten. A wall of hellfire appears before Saten.] Ah! [The wall gets higher.] AAAH! [All the critters' eyes are flashing a bright red. Black crows swoop down and attack Stan.] AHH AHHHH! [A two-headed demon dog appears snarling at him; he runs off in terror, hiding behind Trixie who doesn't seem mind]
[The critters' eyes revert back to normal.]
Beary: Oh boy! Our Satanic powers sure did the trick!
Chickadee-y: Our powers get stronger every day! Get stronger every day!
Squirrely (goes over to them): Sorry ponies, but you see, nothing can stop the birth of the Antichrist, except for a mountain lion.
Skunky: And you got rid of her.
Critters: Yay!
Fluttershy suddenly flies over, wearing a santa hat, cause it's christmas.
Beavery: Wow, look, it's that pegasus that kicked us out.
Raccoony: Let's eat his flesh!
Critters: Yaaay!
Fluttershy: What the hell is going on?
Trixie: It's Critter Christmas, girl! It sucks ass!
Fluttershy: What are you guys doing?
Raccoony: We finally did it, Fluttershy! We're about to bring forth the Antichrist with help from our new friends.
Skunky: Death and pain await all living things. Yay!
Fluttershy: Saten!
Saten: I'm sorry, they tricked us.. I... I tried to stop them!
Trixie: Well don't worry, I know only one way to stop devil-worshiping critters! [She reaches back and whips out a sawed off pump-shotgun. She fires, and the top half of Beavery's head is gone.]
Trixie: HOLLY SHIT!
Critters: Aaaaah! [They scatter. Fluttershy fires again, and Deery goes down. Two more shots and the tops of Raccoony's and Skunky's heads come off.]
Saten: Yeah! Go Fluttershy!
Squirrely activates his demon power with the red glow from his eyes and a wall of hellfire appears before Fluttershy. Trixie fires a spell killing Squirrely.
Saten: Nice one.
Fluttershy continues firing at the remaining critters. Porcupiney is blown apart, then Foxy.
Beary (tries playing cute) Gee whiz, Fluttershy, you're not gonna kill me, are yo- [His head is blown off by her gun, and he goes down.]
Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything you guys wanna wishful?
Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.
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The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.
Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?
Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)
Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.
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Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..
Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.
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Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving you people the bird.
Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!
Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.
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Scootaloo, the little orange filly with purple hair and brown eyes is seen riding the school bus with Sweetie Belle and AppleBloom. The sisters of Rarity and AppleJack. AppleBloom is yellow with ginger hair. Swwetie Belle is white with green eyes, her hair is a little harder to describe.
Anyway, suddenly the bus falls out of control and crashes into a truck. Scootaloo wakes up screaming. Revealed to be on Rarty's couch. As AppleBloom likely had the guest bedroom. Why they slept at Rarity's is anyone's guess, besides there friendship to Belle.
At breakfast Scootaloo is seen shaking at the breakfast table.
"What's wrong?" AppleBloom asked.
"I invisioned my own death." Scootaloo said still shaking.
"Annnd?" AppleBloom asked.
"Darling, please, she obviously had a nightmare." Rarity said.
Suddenly a airhorn blows, scaring Scootaloo.
"Hey, look what I bought at a yard sale." Pinkie Pie said from the window, and blows it again.
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Getting on the bus, Scootaloo is shocked to see her teacher Cheerliee riding with them. Saying her car is being prepared. Coarse they wouldn't ride cars in the show, but you know, dfferent universe.
Appearently this also happened in the dream, so Scootaloo took this as a sign.
Scootaloo is anxious the whole ride. She looks out the window to see a lizard like creature climb on the bus. A gremlin. Scootaloo understandaby freaks out. Telling the bus driver there's a monster outside. The driver looks out, only to see Grannysmith.
"No problem." The driver said and rams into GrannySmith. Who twirls around and crashes down a hill. Her car somehow unscratched.
Grannysmith: Phew, for a second there I tho- (suddenly the car explodes for no appearent reason).
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Scootaloo continues to see the Gremlin. Eventually she grabs a flair gun and opens a window with it.
Pinkie (drives bye): Hey Scoot (blows the horn, drives past).
Scootaloo swings the flaire at the gremlin. But it pulled back, before she is she manages to throw it at the Gremlin, lighting it up and knocking it off the bus.
Fluttershy happened to be walking bye, and the Gremlin falls in front of her.
Fluttershy being Fluttershy wraps it in a blanket and hugs it. The Gremlin visably annoyed.
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Cheerliee and the students do in fact see the bus scratched up.
"Look at the bus! I was right I tell you!" Poor Scootaloo cried, wrapped in a straight jacket and being carried to a mental hospital ambulance.
"Right or wrong your behavior was still distructive. Maybe some time in a mental hospital were calm you down." Cheerliee said. Better than the harsh life sentence Skinner gave bart.
The ambulance drrives away.
"Well, at least I can get some peace and quite." Scootaloo said, trying to rest on the stretcher.
Suddenly the Gremlin reappears on the back window, smirking and tapping to get her attention. Once it does, it holds up Flutterahy's decapitated head. Who somehow manages to greet her.
Scootaloo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
It was a typical day in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.
SeanTheHedgehog's
Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*
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Wonderful World
Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...
From a distance, Alan, Ryan, and Harry were watching the warehouse.
Alan: That's where they held us hostage. By the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed by a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
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Alan: That's where they held us hostage. By the time your boys came, Dylan started taking us to the river bed.
Harry: Why are we back here again?
Ryan: To tail any vehicles that leave here. They could lead us to Timothy's house.
Alan: And then we stop them.
A delivery truck was leaving, followed by a brand new Ferrari.
Ryan: *Sees Timothy driving the Ferrari* They're both following the truck.
Alan: Let's go. *Gets into the driver's seat, and drives towards a road, to follow the truck, and Ferrari*
Marco: Who cares if Dylan is dead? Who needs him? We got the women, and Henry. Everything will be just fine.
Alan: This is almost over.
Harry: Yeah. Almost.
Ryan: What if they spot us?
Alan: We're too far away. They won't notice us.
Well, this part is short. However, part 12 will be the ending of this 3rd installment.
2 B Continued
Timothy's Ferrari
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Sean: Next up, Triq267.
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Sean: Some logos like Jade's don't have any music for them. Actually, the only other one that doesn't have any music for it is Izfankirby's.
Song: link
Sean: And since we were merging with Aqua, we decided to create this logo for her.
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Sean: Izfankirby's logo only appeared in the Grand Theft Ponies fan fictions, since he never wrote any, except for those four.
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