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posted by Bluekait
I heard voices....

Loud voices....

I groaned...

As I woke up, I realized I was in the Hospital Wing and everyone I knew was here. "Look, she is waking up!" someone said. People were talking again. I looked down, I noticed that I have no shirt on (Thank the wizarding God that I have my sports bra on) and my torso was cover in bloody bandages. I have a major headache and I slumped my head back on the pillow. "What happened?" I asked, in a hoarsed voice. "We don't know. I found you covered in blood at the Dining Hall," said Draco with white stains STILL on his shirt. I was still digusted that the fact Draco and Demi did it and I actually saw them do it, trying to get Demi pregant. Major ew. "Just be glad that Mr. Malfoy saved your life," said Professors Snape and Black, chiming in with (again) white stains on thier shirts. I think they wanted to have kids as well. Yuck. Sara finally got Ron, cause she is snogging him in the far corner. I think they getting a little too excited for snogging in the corner. "I am glad. Where's Alec? Last time I saw him is he was with me snogging on the couch in the Hufflepuff Common Room," I answered. "Nobody knows," said Jo.

I sighed.

Few weeks later, Alec returned. He was a bit off. When I snogged him, he began to be hyper and strips off my clothes. Which was not like him. He was not eating, not talking. Something was up. He wants me to bed him all the time. EW. Seamus began to flirt with Ellie, who blushes all the time. Everything is changing. All my friends are being bedded and the professors are doing it too. Bellatrix is Hagrid's assistant and yet she is being laid by Hagrid. I am so confused. What is going on here? I wondered.
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posted by ProfSnape
Hello guys!! Well, I'll try to keep this list short so I don't bore anyone with my nonexistent offline life. You guys can keep calling me Snap since I'm a believer in being anonymous on the Internet (or maybe I'm just super paranoid, lol.)

-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether or not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the fans besides just tweeting random stuff to them...

-I love writing. I love it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published...
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Snape and women! - Or, why you missed prefer celibacy in?


In the universe is a lot of unexplained things. These include Severus Snape's love life, because he has not . True X Files! Yet we continually poured ourselves some romantic stories starring him. Here are some of the possible pairing.


I am a Casanova!



In the story, Hermione Granger, is his partner, who was an devious way to lure to drink a love potion. Then after he added any mind-altering drug they spend a passionate night together. Of course, as an experienced professor, he used the Exmemoriam on Hermione.



History with Drug



The story isn't...
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posted by MoonshoesPerry
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the day we are discarded and replaced with new editions or perhaps the next technology once reading becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions or hear our voices saying things we never said until the students are lulled to sleep by the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday
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    Hello, guys!
    Wow. Can I please tell you guys how absolute slow this site has been lately? It’s driving me crazy. You’re all awesome peeps, but… I just have to make a minor confession…
    I’m really, really not that much of a Potterhead as I used to be. Honestly, I still love Snape, but lately I’ve been reading all this classical literature and… HP doesn’t seem as great as it used to be. Sorry. Yes, I feel awful, but it’s difficult finding motivation to post something Potter related when you’re not as into...
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posted by Bluekait
I am not sure about this. It seems SFAF wanted more fanfics and I got nothing else to do so I am going to post this and see what you guys think. I'll use names from stars, planets, Gods etc. etc.

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It was first day back to Hogwarts. It was Kaitlyn's 6th year there and she was honored as a Perfect. On the train, she sat with the other Perfects. Kaitlyn sat next to a fellow Hufflepuff, a tall Asian boy named Rigel Procyon.

"Hey, Rigel? Who's in the compartment next to ours?" she asked.

"Oh. That's James Potter and his family. You know, the kids of the famous...
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posted by Bluekait
This is for Emzy. She picked three since she like them all: scary legends, ghosts, blood and gore.

If you pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If you haven't, here's a link:

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Avery ran into the woods. Without looking back, she knew she was being chased by an un-natural force. She ran to the hut and locked the door behind her. Avery heard a loud thud. "Phew," she sighed. She climbed into bed and slept. The next morning, she was found dead at a gruesome sight.
Her head was found outside and the rest of Avery Wilson was nowhere to be found.
Her...
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posted by ProfSnape
    It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
    The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked by a human figure, who was hanging to a broom with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...
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Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's Article 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

    Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was said slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...
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posted by Snape96
There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are you okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once you let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, you always shine in your hair. What shampoo do you use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, you flew so well before, you really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new pink robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
posted by Bluekait
Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do you want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if you go...
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