“That’s it. I’m leaving FanPop. I can’t stand everyone being so rude!”
    “Calm down, Severus.”
    “Find your peace, brother.”
    “Whatever.”
    “Honestly. I’m really leaving.”
    “Maybe… maybe you just need a break from them.”
    “You need time to relax.”
    “Blah blah blah…”
    “Alright. I suppose… I suppose I’ll miss them if I’m gone, but I do need to take a break.”
    “…listen… maybe we can take it over.”
    “Excuse me?”
    “…well, you’re really great, Severus, better than I’ll ever be, and I’d be honored to use your account for just a bit.”
    “I could teach them peace.”
    “I could give them style tips.”
    “…well. Do you really want to?”
    “I’d be most honored.”
    “I hate muggles.”
    “I’d bring world peace.”
    “I’d teach them how to dance.”
    “Alright. Each of you gets one day on FanPop, only one day.”
    “But that’s too short!”
    “…hm. I suppose you’re right. Alright then, on the last day the users can vote for which one they want to have an extra twenty four hours. After that, you’re all leaving. Is that clear?”
    “Yes sir.”
    “As you wish, brother.”
    “I hate being limited.”
    “This’ll be fabulous!”

    Severus’s alter egos are taking over FanPop! Before they come, here’s a bit of info on them.

    Thomas Snaps. Hufflepuff. Thinks Severus is the awesomest person in the world, usually follows him around and does whatever he says. Has a crush on Lily Evans, reads books to be as smart as Severus, and wears an orange scarf everywhere he goes. Light brown eyes.
    Gautier Snake. Gryffindor. Was a Maurderer. Hates Lily. Voldemort’s greatest follower, currently married to Bellatrix. Red black eyes.
    Erik Snoop. Ravenclaw. Loves peace and joy. Wears sky blue robes. Teaches yoga to wizards. Good friends with Dumbledore, and normally hates war, but joined in the Order to fight against the cruelty of Voldemort. Writes terrible poems in his free time. Green eyes.
    Henry Saps. Slytherin. Mischievous, bubbly, and thinks he’s sexy. Lazy when it comes to work. Makes money by playing guitar on the streets of Hogsmead, has a passion for music. Is “neutral” to the war between death eaters and the order. Usually wears white robes. Shiny black hair and blue eyes.

And two more…

    Suvera Snape. Basically the exact same as Severus, but a woman. Teaches Swinemoles School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in America. Loves Linus Evans, hates Harriet Potter. Knows nothing about Severus at Hogwarts.
    Severus the kitten. Severus has transformed into a cat for one whole day. Somehow can still use the keyboard to type. Feel free to pet his head and call him cute.