It was the day of my birthday. I wished for only one thing. A darling little... Litwick. Imagine my anticipation when I saw a pokeball wrapped in ribbons on top of a small pile if presents. I hadn't asked for much. All I ever wanted was a Litwick. My life would be complete. I decided to save the pokeball for last, considering I knew what was in it. I carefully unwrapped each present and placed them one by one in another pile, gratefully thanking my parents. I picked up the pokeball and took a deep breath, then slowly said, "Litwick, I choose you!" There was a bright flash of white light as a round shaped formed in the middle of our living room. The light faded and I saw what the pokemon really was. It wasn't a Litwick.

I have something to say about Solosis. I think it's an extraordinary pokemon that should be able to be caught by poor orphan children who own Pokemon Black but cannot get it. I mean, don't you think it's a little unfair for there to be an exclusive pokemon only to be obtained through certain games? Well sure, I used to think of exclusives as an advantage, but now that I'm the one who can't get that exclusive, I feel differently. Think of all the orphaned children who can't get their very own Solosis because of exclusives. People just don't have enough money to buy to different game versions. Sure, you can trade with someone who owns an exclusive, but where's the fun in that? You can't enjoy every moment of it's growth from the time you captured it to the time it reaches level 100. Hopefully, you, the public will hear me out. Thank you.

It was a Solosis. I didn't want a Solosis. I was speechless! Shakily, I thanked my parents and excused myself, dropping the pokeball onto the pile of gifts without withdrawing the Solosis. I thundered up the stairs to my room and flung myself onto my bed. My dreams were shattered! Why did my parents get me a Solosis when I had been telling them quite bluntly that I wanted a Litwick? I let out a long, wavering wail. This was interrupted by the squeak of my doors hinges. I heard another noise with it, barely audible. "Sol...osis?"
"Just go away!" I screamed.
"Solo..." it cried, disheartened.
The door shut and I was left alone, miserable.

Solosis
Type: Psychic
Species: Cell pokemon
Abilities: Overcoat or magic guard
Hidden ability: Regenerator
Exp at level 100: 1,059,860
Regional pokedex number: Unova #083
Regional browser number: Not in any regional browser
Height: 1'00" imperial 0.3m metric
Weight: 2.2lbs imperial 1.0kg metric
Dex color: Green
Catch rate: 200 28.1%
Gender ratio: 50% male 50% female
Breeding: Amorphous group 21 cycles (5355 minimum steps)
EV yield:
Hp: 0
Attack: 0
Defense: 0
Special attack: 1
Special defense: 0
Speed: 0
Base Exp: 56
Battle Exp: 581*