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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Josie walked up towards Roger, and the Casting Director.

Casting Director: Hi. Thank you for coming in.
Josie: Thank me? You, thank you.
Casting Director: Okay, so, will you be doing a monologue, or a scene?
Josie: A monotogue?
Casting Director: Do you mean, monologue?
Josie: Yeah.
Casting Director: Great.
Josie: But soft, what light in the window, there, Romeo. I love you, we should kiss, and, that's all I have.
Casting Director: That was supposed to be a monologue?
Josie: Yes ma'am. That's it. Right?
Casting Director: No it's not. You know that. Don't you?
Josie: It was really long, but if y'all cast me, I'll memorize it. All of the lines, and stuff.
Casting Director: Will you?
Josie: Y'all better believe it. I'm a southern girl.
Casting Director: Well, thanks for coming in.
Josie: *Walks towards Roger* So I'm gonna be in it, right? *Puts her boobs in Roger's face as she looks at the Casting Director* I'm gonna be the uh, main girl?
Roger: Yes! Totally!
Casting Director: I'll let you know.
Josie: Great. *Pulls out a contact card* This here has my number. Call me when I get the part. *Leaves*
Roger: *Takes the card* She was great.
Casting Director: Are you serious? She was pathetic, and this day hasn't been going well for us at all. Can it get any worse?
Roger: I don't know.
Casting Director: Jesus Roger. Can you at least pretend to care?
Roger: No.

2 B Continued