There’s a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow’s pure and white on the earth
Rich and brown!
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet
Mountain town!
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it’s hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello
Even though the temperature’s low
It’s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet
Little mountain town!
Oh, what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he’s tender and mild
He’d wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet,
Redneck mountain town!
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don’t care
It’s a sea of smiles in which we’d be glad to drown!
(Muffled) Don’t you know that it’s a perfect winter’s day
And I'm very glad that I can say
That’s right! It’s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet,
Little, white-trash, redneck mountain town!
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life’s a complete disgrace!
That’s why I moved to this redneck,
Meshuggana, quiet mountain town!
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
‘Cause the movies teach us
What our parents don’t have time to say!
And this movie’s gonna make our lives complete
‘Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet (super sweet)
Thank God we live in the quiet, little, redneck,
Podunk, white-trash, kickass
U-S-A!
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow’s pure and white on the earth
Rich and brown!
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet
Mountain town!
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow, I mean
This is a day when it’s hard to wear a frown!
All the happy people stop to say hello
Even though the temperature’s low
It’s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet
Little mountain town!
Oh, what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus, he’s tender and mild
He’d wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown!
What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet,
Redneck mountain town!
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people, but you just don’t care
It’s a sea of smiles in which we’d be glad to drown!
(Muffled) Don’t you know that it’s a perfect winter’s day
And I'm very glad that I can say
That’s right! It’s a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet,
Little, white-trash, redneck mountain town!
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life’s a complete disgrace!
That’s why I moved to this redneck,
Meshuggana, quiet mountain town!
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
‘Cause the movies teach us
What our parents don’t have time to say!
And this movie’s gonna make our lives complete
‘Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet (super sweet)
Thank God we live in the quiet, little, redneck,
Podunk, white-trash, kickass
U-S-A!