International Dateline
Tutweiller: Has anyone ever heard of the International Dateline?
[Cody and Bailey raise their hands.]
Woody: What you say to a French babe so she'll go out with you?
Bailey: No. It's an imaginary line created in 1884, to the east of which the date is a day earlier than it is to the west.
Cody: So when you cross the dateline you have to turn your clocks back 24 hours, a full day.
Tutweiller: Correct. [claps] Yay! Which is what we are going to do tonight.
Zack: That works for me. Because if tomorrow is going to be today again, then today is actually yesterday, which means that yesterday's homework isn't due today, it's really due... tomorrow!
Tutweiller: In other words, you didn't do your homework?
Zack: Not yet.

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Tutweiller: London, can you tell me what this is?
London: A bad manicure.
Tutweiller: No. Though, ew. Okay. Has anyone heard of the International Dateline?
Cody: Wait a second. What's going on here? We already learned about the International Dateline.
Tutweiller: I'm sorry if you read ahead, Cody, but I have to teach to the lowest common denominator.
[Zack is balancing a pencil on his nose.]
Zack: Whoa, whoa, we're doing Math now? I thought this was Geography.
Cody: No. I mean, what happened to the dance?
Bailey: You mean, the one we're having tonight?
Cody: I'm having the strangest sense of déjà vu.
London: Déjà who?
Cody: Déjà vu. It's French for "I've seen this all before."
Zack: Wait a second. This is French? I thought this was Math.

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Bailey: Goose darn it! Where are all the shrimp?
Cody: Yes. Everything is going according to plan.

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London: Wow Cody! You're telepathetic!

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Tutweiller: London, can you tell me what this is?
Cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tutweiller: You're probably right, Cody, but let's give her a chance anyway.
[London makes a face at Cody]