"Anyone got a breath mint? Some guts splashed in my mouth while I was killing my way in here..."
I'm not talking about witches...witches are whores
Its called Witchcraft Shortbus!
Sam: But your a demon!
Ruby: Dont be such a racist!
Well.... they killed your precious little virgin to! Next time... we do MY plan
I'll be there with you that little fallen angel on your shoulder
I'm sorry, I must have blood in my ears.I thought I just heard you say that you were stupid enough to let the Colt get grabbed out of your thick clumsy idiotic hands.
Ruby: I'm interested in you
Sam: Why?
Ruby: Because your tall I love a tall man. And theres that whole Anti-Christ thing
Ruby: I wish I could be there in hell to see the flesh slowly ripped off of your skin!
Hey, Sam. How's tricks?
Ruby to sam (about french fries) "Ummm, these are amazing. It's like deep fried crack. Try some."
(to Sam about Dean) Sam you better keep your brother on a shorter leash if you want to keep him
Dean: You wanna kill me get in line bitch
Ruby:Stop calling me a bitch
Ruby to Sam : "Sure comes in handy when you have to swoop in and save the damsel in distress."
Ruby to Dean: "Nice try! You're not a virgin."
Ruby : "What you dont know about me could fill a book."
Sam: For some reason your fighting on our side. Why is that
Ruby: Go screw youself. Thats why
Bobby after he shoots ruby: what do you want?
Ruby: Peace on earth, a new shirt....
Ruby: I remember what its like
Dean: what whats like
Ruby: Being human
Demon, manipulative kinda in the job description
Sam: Who the hell are you?
Ruby: I'm the girl that just saved your ass.
Because your special.....in an esp sorta way
Dean: I saw Hellraiser, I get it
Ruby: They got it close, execpt for all the costom leather
Ruby to Sam: And they say chilvalry's dead