Dean:That was about as fun as getting kicked in the jewels.
Jake: Salt is a weapon?
Sam: It's a brave new world.
Dean: Don't forget the extra onions this time!
Sam: Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.
Dean: Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.
Sam: I thought we were supposed to be...
The Demon: Soldiers? You are. But here's the thing. I don't need soldiers. I need a soldier. Only one.
Sam: What about my mom?
The Demon: That was bad luck
Sam: Bad luck?
The Demon: She walked in on us, wrong place wrong time
Sam: What does that mean?
The Demon: It wasn’t about her, it was about you, its always been about you
Andy:D. Hasselhoff?
Sam: Yeah. It's Dean's signature. It's kind of hard to explain.
Dean: Look at me, Sam. It's not even that bad. It's not even that bad, alright? Sammy? Listen to me. We're going to patch you up, okay? You'll be as good as new. I'm gonna take care of you, okay? I'm going to take care of you; I've got you, because that's my job, right? Watching after my pain in the ass little brother. Sam! No. No, no, no, no. Come on.SAM!
Ava:My fiancé, Brady, if I’ve been missing for that long he must be freaking out!
Andy: Hey. Andy. Also freaking out.
Jake: So, we’re soldiers in a demon war to bring on the apocalypse?
Sam: When you put it like that…
Yellow Eyed Demon: You're awfully quiet, Sam... you're not mad at me, are you?
Sam: Andy!?
Andy: Sam... what are you doing here?
Sam: I don't know.
Andy: What am I doing here?
Sam: I don't know, just...
Andy: Where are we!?
Sam: Andy, look calm down.
Andy: I can't calm down. I just woke up in friggin' frontier land!
Sam: What's the last thing you remember?
Andy: Honestly... my fourth bong load
Ava: Sam, psychic abilities and spoon-bending... it's one thing. But demons?
Sam: Andy, you still with me, or what?
Andy: Give me a minute, I'm still working through "Demons are real."
Ava: I just stopped fighting it.
Sam: Fighting what?
Ava: Who we are, Sam.
Dean:Hey, hey... come here, come here, let me look at ya. Oh, hey look, its not even that bad.. it's not even that bad, alright? Sammy, Sam! Hey, listen to me, we are going to patch you up okay... You'll be as good as new. Huh? I'm going to take care of you, I'm going to take care of you! I gotcha. It's my job, right, watch after my pain-in-the-ass little brother.... Sam... Sam.... Sam! Sammy! No.. no-n-n-n-n-no. Oh god. oh god... Sam!
Andy: I've been practicing, training my brain like meditation, right, so now it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too, like anything I want. It's like bam, people they see it. This one guy I know, total dick. I use it on him... gay porn. All hours of the day. It's just like, you just have to see the look on his face.
Sam: I thought we were supposed to be...
Yellow Eyed Demon: Soldiers, In a coming war? That's true. You are. But here's the thing. I don't need soldiers. I need "soldier." I just need the one
Andy:"D. Hasselhoff"?
Sam: Yeah. That's Dean's signature. It... it's kind of hard to explain
Sam: We gotta gear up for the next attack.
Ava: Gear up? I'm not a soldier! I can't do that!
Sam: If you wanna stay alive you're gonna have to
Sam:I'm sorry. But I've lost people, too. I have a brother out there that could be dead, for all I know. But the best way out of this is to stick together