On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven angel feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!