Shredder's Version: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes in a half shell. Turtle power. They're the worlds' most annoying team. The heroes in a half shell and they're green. When the awesome Shredder attacks these turtle boys don't cut no slack. Spilinter taught them to annoy me. Leonardo is the leader, Donatello is the nerd, Raphael is the jerk, and Michelangelo is the goofball. Heroes in the half shell. Vanilla Ice power.
Krang's version: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Troublemakers in the half shell. Turtle power. They're the worlds' most bothersome team. The heroes in a part shell and they're green. When the handsome Krang attacks these turtle boys don't cut no slack. The rat taught them to be a ninja team. The blue one leads, the purple one is smart, the red one is a brat, and the orange one is the comedy relief. Heroes in a half shell. Technodrome power.
Krang's version: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Troublemakers in the half shell. Turtle power. They're the worlds' most bothersome team. The heroes in a part shell and they're green. When the handsome Krang attacks these turtle boys don't cut no slack. The rat taught them to be a ninja team. The blue one leads, the purple one is smart, the red one is a brat, and the orange one is the comedy relief. Heroes in a half shell. Technodrome power.
