CHAPTER 7 PREPARE TO PEE IN YOUR PANTS! WELL, NOT REALLY.
A visit from Grandpa
And so they waited…
Hwoa: Hey Jin, you think anybody is going to come?
Jin: Nope, doubt it….
Hwoa: So why are we just sitting around here?
Jin: Because we are just poor pathetic losers who don't have a life and think that the whole world revolves around fighting and nothing else because we don't have a future and know it. Why'd you ask?
Hwoa: No reason.
Jin: *sigh*
Hwoa: *sigh*
Hwoa: No really, what are we doing here?
Jin: You mean besides the fact that we are poor pathetic losers who don't have a—
Hwoa: Yes Jin! Besides that! Man, you don't have to rub it in my face.
Jin: Oh. Well, because we don't have anything better to do.
Hwoa: Oh yeah.
Jin: huhh….
Hwoa: huhhh…
Jin: yawn….
Hwoa: yawn….
Jin: Man, this is going to be a LOOOONG day…
Hwoa: Yeah, its going to be a LOOO—
Jin: Would you stop that!
Hwoa: What?
Jin: Stop copying me!
Hwoa: Okay, okay! Sorry! Geesh!
Jin: Huhhh…..
Hwoa: Hu—
Jin: I swear to god, if the next thing that comes out of your mouth is "uuuh", I will literally kill you.
Hwoa: Geez! Calm down Kazama! Don't have to go all-postal there!
Jin: You don't even know what that means.
Hwoa: Yeah, so.
Jin: Moron.
*knock knock*
Jin: Who is it?
Voice: I've come to audition!
Jin: Who are you?
Voice: I'mmmmm…..
He barges into the door.
Heihachi: GRANDPA!
Jin: Grandpa?
Hei: Yes, Jin my boy! I have come to audition!
Jin: But grandpa. I don't think…
Hei: Nonsense!
Hwoa: So old man. What are you gonna do for us?
Hei: Rap!
Jin: Rap?
Hei: Yes. Rap.
Hwoa: Rap?
Jin: Ye. He said rap.
Hei: Yes, rap.
Hwoa: Rap?
Jin: Yeah, rap?
Hei: Rap.
Me: Okay! Stop it already!
Jin, Hei,& Hwoa: Geesh!
Jin: So, what are you gonna do for us grampa?
Hei: Rap my boy.
Hwoa: Okay, now I've gotta see this!
Hei: Yo yo yo yo Yo! I say you better not be trippin! CuZ you know I'm finger lickin! When you have your passie, I have mine, when I kill some one, I take my time. Yeeeah! Now everybody-Scream! Say Hei hei! (hei hei) So ha ah (ha ha) say chi chi( chi chi) now everyone, SCREAM….YEAH BOY! YEAH! YEAH, BOY, BOY. YO-YO-YO-YO-YIKY YO YO…Now-
Jin: That's QUITE enough gramps….that's quite enough.
Hwoa: Oh my god, some one kill me!
Hei: What Jin? You don't like my Rappin? What wrong sukka? Sukka fu!
Jin: Grandpa.
Hei: Sorry. So what? You didn't like it?
Jin: Well, gramps, your just not our style.
Hei: What? I'm cool, I'm "hip".*he crosses his arms and smiles*
Jin shakes his head.
Hwoa: No dud, you're like freaky beyond reason.
Hei: What?
Hwoa: Just stating the facts man.
Jin: Hwoarang! Shut—
Hwoa: I'm just saying. He could make Kazuya cry with that ugly $$ smile and horrible singing.
Hei: You!
Jin: Hwoa, um…I advise you to—
Hwoa: I mean, look at him!
Hei: You're gonna pay!
Heihachi's eyes turned red and lighting came out of his fists.
Hwoa: Mommy!
Jin: Grandpa no!
Hei: Tell me Jin, why should I spare this fools life?
Jin walks over to Heihachi who's chocking Hwoarang at this time. He whispers something in his ear. Heihachi then turns and looks at Hwoarang who has his tounge sticking out and his eyes rolled to the back of his head. Not to mention he was drooling and gagging for air.
Hei: Well, he seems like the type.
Hwoa: Awk…gawk..ak…..air….
Jin: Believe me, HE IS.
They both returned to look at Hwoarang.
Hei&Jin: Pathetic.
Heihachi let go of his grip and dropped Hwoarang to the ground. Hwoarang holds his throat gasping for air.
Hei: Well Jin my boy, I'll be on my way.
Jin: Yeah, see ya gramps.
And he left.
Hwoa: Uhhh, thanks bud.
Jin: Don't call me that.
Hwoa: Whatdya tell him anyway?
Jin: That you were drunk.
Hwoa: But I'm not.
Jin: You aren't?
Hwoa: Nope.
Jin: High?
Hwoa: On life?
Jin: Hwoa—
Hwoa: Kidding, only kidding. But no. I quit that.
Jin: So….that was just you being yourself back there?
Hwoa: Duh.
Jin: You're a dumbass.
Hwoa: What did you say?
Jin: You heard me!
Hwoa: Well, say it again to my face!
Jin: No problem Pansy! You're a—
Bam! Jin flew across the floor. Before he knew what had happened, Hwoarang was in front of him.
Jin: *Wipes blood from his mouth* Dud, that was—
Hwoa: Un called for? No Jin, that was Justice. Now THIS is uncalled for!
He punched Jin in the "you know where". Jin winced in pain.
Jin in high squeaky voice: But how did you—
Hwoarang pulled off his cast revealing brass knuckles and apparently fine fingers. (remember Jin broke his fingers a while back.)
Hwao: Surprised? My fingers have been fine for 3 days!
Jin in high squeaky voice: HWOARANG!
Hwoarang burst out laughing. He fell to the ground and held his side as he continued laughing uncontrollably.
Hwao: *wipes away a tear* Dude, you sound like an old lady.
Jin: Urrrrr!
Jin came after Hwoarang. Hwaorang saw this and kicked him in the stomach.
Hwoa: Down boy!
He walks over to Jin and rolls him over with his foot.
Hwoa: Who's the pansy now?
Jin: ….
Hwoa: Jin, pick yourself off the floor….you look PATHETIC.
***************THE END***************
A visit from Grandpa
And so they waited…
Hwoa: Hey Jin, you think anybody is going to come?
Jin: Nope, doubt it….
Hwoa: So why are we just sitting around here?
Jin: Because we are just poor pathetic losers who don't have a life and think that the whole world revolves around fighting and nothing else because we don't have a future and know it. Why'd you ask?
Hwoa: No reason.
Jin: *sigh*
Hwoa: *sigh*
Hwoa: No really, what are we doing here?
Jin: You mean besides the fact that we are poor pathetic losers who don't have a—
Hwoa: Yes Jin! Besides that! Man, you don't have to rub it in my face.
Jin: Oh. Well, because we don't have anything better to do.
Hwoa: Oh yeah.
Jin: huhh….
Hwoa: huhhh…
Jin: yawn….
Hwoa: yawn….
Jin: Man, this is going to be a LOOOONG day…
Hwoa: Yeah, its going to be a LOOO—
Jin: Would you stop that!
Hwoa: What?
Jin: Stop copying me!
Hwoa: Okay, okay! Sorry! Geesh!
Jin: Huhhh…..
Hwoa: Hu—
Jin: I swear to god, if the next thing that comes out of your mouth is "uuuh", I will literally kill you.
Hwoa: Geez! Calm down Kazama! Don't have to go all-postal there!
Jin: You don't even know what that means.
Hwoa: Yeah, so.
Jin: Moron.
*knock knock*
Jin: Who is it?
Voice: I've come to audition!
Jin: Who are you?
Voice: I'mmmmm…..
He barges into the door.
Heihachi: GRANDPA!
Jin: Grandpa?
Hei: Yes, Jin my boy! I have come to audition!
Jin: But grandpa. I don't think…
Hei: Nonsense!
Hwoa: So old man. What are you gonna do for us?
Hei: Rap!
Jin: Rap?
Hei: Yes. Rap.
Hwoa: Rap?
Jin: Ye. He said rap.
Hei: Yes, rap.
Hwoa: Rap?
Jin: Yeah, rap?
Hei: Rap.
Me: Okay! Stop it already!
Jin, Hei,& Hwoa: Geesh!
Jin: So, what are you gonna do for us grampa?
Hei: Rap my boy.
Hwoa: Okay, now I've gotta see this!
Hei: Yo yo yo yo Yo! I say you better not be trippin! CuZ you know I'm finger lickin! When you have your passie, I have mine, when I kill some one, I take my time. Yeeeah! Now everybody-Scream! Say Hei hei! (hei hei) So ha ah (ha ha) say chi chi( chi chi) now everyone, SCREAM….YEAH BOY! YEAH! YEAH, BOY, BOY. YO-YO-YO-YO-YIKY YO YO…Now-
Jin: That's QUITE enough gramps….that's quite enough.
Hwoa: Oh my god, some one kill me!
Hei: What Jin? You don't like my Rappin? What wrong sukka? Sukka fu!
Jin: Grandpa.
Hei: Sorry. So what? You didn't like it?
Jin: Well, gramps, your just not our style.
Hei: What? I'm cool, I'm "hip".*he crosses his arms and smiles*
Jin shakes his head.
Hwoa: No dud, you're like freaky beyond reason.
Hei: What?
Hwoa: Just stating the facts man.
Jin: Hwoarang! Shut—
Hwoa: I'm just saying. He could make Kazuya cry with that ugly $$ smile and horrible singing.
Hei: You!
Jin: Hwoa, um…I advise you to—
Hwoa: I mean, look at him!
Hei: You're gonna pay!
Heihachi's eyes turned red and lighting came out of his fists.
Hwoa: Mommy!
Jin: Grandpa no!
Hei: Tell me Jin, why should I spare this fools life?
Jin walks over to Heihachi who's chocking Hwoarang at this time. He whispers something in his ear. Heihachi then turns and looks at Hwoarang who has his tounge sticking out and his eyes rolled to the back of his head. Not to mention he was drooling and gagging for air.
Hei: Well, he seems like the type.
Hwoa: Awk…gawk..ak…..air….
Jin: Believe me, HE IS.
They both returned to look at Hwoarang.
Hei&Jin: Pathetic.
Heihachi let go of his grip and dropped Hwoarang to the ground. Hwoarang holds his throat gasping for air.
Hei: Well Jin my boy, I'll be on my way.
Jin: Yeah, see ya gramps.
And he left.
Hwoa: Uhhh, thanks bud.
Jin: Don't call me that.
Hwoa: Whatdya tell him anyway?
Jin: That you were drunk.
Hwoa: But I'm not.
Jin: You aren't?
Hwoa: Nope.
Jin: High?
Hwoa: On life?
Jin: Hwoa—
Hwoa: Kidding, only kidding. But no. I quit that.
Jin: So….that was just you being yourself back there?
Hwoa: Duh.
Jin: You're a dumbass.
Hwoa: What did you say?
Jin: You heard me!
Hwoa: Well, say it again to my face!
Jin: No problem Pansy! You're a—
Bam! Jin flew across the floor. Before he knew what had happened, Hwoarang was in front of him.
Jin: *Wipes blood from his mouth* Dud, that was—
Hwoa: Un called for? No Jin, that was Justice. Now THIS is uncalled for!
He punched Jin in the "you know where". Jin winced in pain.
Jin in high squeaky voice: But how did you—
Hwoarang pulled off his cast revealing brass knuckles and apparently fine fingers. (remember Jin broke his fingers a while back.)
Hwao: Surprised? My fingers have been fine for 3 days!
Jin in high squeaky voice: HWOARANG!
Hwoarang burst out laughing. He fell to the ground and held his side as he continued laughing uncontrollably.
Hwao: *wipes away a tear* Dude, you sound like an old lady.
Jin: Urrrrr!
Jin came after Hwoarang. Hwaorang saw this and kicked him in the stomach.
Hwoa: Down boy!
He walks over to Jin and rolls him over with his foot.
Hwoa: Who's the pansy now?
Jin: ….
Hwoa: Jin, pick yourself off the floor….you look PATHETIC.
***************THE END***************
