Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Flatulence is my thing,
'Cause it's got a gassy ring,
I'm farting as I sing my song,
So why don't you all fart along?
My fart ship is not active,
If you don't fart attractive,
So come on now and show your fart,
'Cause it's a smelly piece of art!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

Don't use a whoopie cushion,
'Cause that's the boat's refusin',
It wants a really real fart,
Or it will throw you to a shark!
If you want to keep ridin'
And also water flyin'
Just go ahead and fart away,
And now the ship will show the way,

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas!

So come on now I'll tell you where,
The fart ship came from, here and there,
Bananas had an idea,
So he made the ship's formula,
The engine's powered by farts,
More gassier than Pop Tarts,
What a stinky invention,
It was a great intention!

Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Yeah, I think it's really hip,
Passing gas to get along,
Farting as I sing this song,
Yo, I'm on a fart ship,
Whoops, I just let one slip!
Now we're flying way too fast,
Farting is quite a gas! [2x]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [fart]