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"What's this?" he muttered, picking it up. He unfolded it. Kowalski, Rico, and Private crowded around to see. Though none of them could read, they all knew what it said.

And finally, Private...

"What does Priate have to lose?" Kowalski asked. "Lunacorns wouldn't be that bad, because you could just go to the store and get a new one. It'd have to be something irreplacable..." he began pacing.
"But, you could go to the store and buy a new Ms. Perkey," Private pointed out.
"Yes, but it wouldn't be the same for Rico. That particluar doll had sentimental value for him."

Private began to look worried, and kept glancing towards CC, who was only just calming down a little. Rune was buried between Marlene and Doris, and there were thee wooden crosses in Central Park, made out of the wooden box Doris was in. CC had gone off into Central Park, but not out of veiw.

She suddenly collapsed, and Kowalski, Rico, Private, and Skipper rushed to her side.
"CC!" Rico grunted. "Ar ou oky?"
"What's wrong with her, Kowalski!" Private panicked.
"I don't know!" Kowalski snapped back, after looking her over. "It must be something to do with that unidentified illness."

CC stirred, and opened her eyes. They rested on Private.
"CC," he gasped. "Are you alright? What happened?"
"I'm... not sure," CC groaned.
"Her breathing sound uneven," Kowalski informed.
"It has been feeling difficult," CC admitted.
"Why hasn't Private shown these same symptoms?" Kowalski pondered.
"I always want my team fit as fifty fiddles," Skipper said. "CC hasn't had the same training as you three."

CC tried to sit up, but Kowalski made her lie down again.
"You should rest," he muttered, then pulled Skipper aside.
"I don't think she's going to make it, sir," he whispered. Skipper nodded, showing no emotion on his face. Kowalski turned back to face Private. The boy was crying his eyes out, and Rico was attempting to comfort him. Kowalski went up to them.
"What's wrong?" he asked, though he knew perfectly well what the problem was.
"I don't know!" Private sobbed. "She's alive, but she won't wake up!"

Kowalski's face showed great alarm; he didn't expect this. He rushed to the young girl's side, and checked her over.
"She's alive, alright," he confirmed. "This must be some sort of... I don't know what to make of it! Its like she's just sleeping."
"Like Sleeping Beauty?" Private asked. "Maybe a kiss from her true love'll-"
"Nonsense, Private," Skipper snapped, slapping him. "That's just a silly, old fairy tale, and no-one knows who her true love is, anyway!"
"But, Skippah, I-"
"No buts, Private," Skipper warned. Private sighed, and wandered off.
First ever horror story! Hope I do good!

CC had trouble keeping a straight face at the breakfast table that morning. She kept waiting for Skipper to pick up his mug, and take a nice, long sip of coffee. She had been planning this joke for days, and to make the fact she made his coffee for him that morning seem less suspicious, she's been making it for a week beforehand. Now, it was the moment she had been waiting for. Skipper reached towards the table, and wrapped his flipper around the tin handle. He pulled it toward him, stirred the fish tail a few times, then lifted the mug to his beak. CC...
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posted by peacebaby7
*penguins are doing routine exercises in their habitat on an early Wednesday...*

Skipper: "Punch, kick, molch, bob & weave, weave & bob, pleeay, & punch. Well, that concludes our exercises for the day, men! So Kowalski, you wanted to tell me something this morning?"

Kowalski: "Oh, yes. A fax was sent to the zoo yesterday at about 8:30 am. It said a new resident was coming to the zoo."

Skipper: "New resident? When?"

Kowalski: "Tomorrow at about 5:30 pm."

Skipper: "Species?"

Kowalski: "Asian otter. Female."

Skipper: "Otter? They already have the habitat set up?"

Kowalski: "Yep. She's got...
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Any More Advice?: Take 1

Skipper: "If all goes well, we'll see you alive at dawn. With the previously mentioned souvenir in hand."

Kowalski: "And if not...*sniffles*...You'll be...you'll be fine."

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any more advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording will self destruct...Right now..."

Rico: "AAAAAAAAAAAA!" *hits Private in the head with the baseball bat*

Private: "Owwww!" *pass out*

Any More Advice?: Take 2

Private: "But wait! I-I'm not ready! *whine* Any more advice, survival guide audio book?"

Tape Recorder: "This recording...
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posted by peacebaby7
Underwater Lair

Blowhole: "OK, Private. Here's the plan. I've been spying on Skipper for 2 years now. He'll be strong. He's gonna be smart. You, however, look just sweet and innocent enough to trick him into following you. Understand?"

Private: "Yes, but, how do I do that?"

Blowhole: "You'll figure it out when you see them."

Private: "What does he look like?"

Blowhole: *shows him picture* "This is who your looking for. He will be with 2 other penguins. I don't care if they come too. I can find something to do with them."

Private: "Aye."

Blowhole: "It's time. Bring them to me. Do not fail."

Private:...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Angela: "John! Could you come here for a second?"

John: "Yes dear?"

Angela: "Could you look after Kowalski for a while? I need to go get his lunch."

John: "Sure, not doing much right now anyway."

*Kowalski was now 4 years old*

John: "What's up, scamp?"

Kowalski: "Hi, Dad. I'm just drawing pictures in the snow. Look! This one is of us & Mom! And this one is of me & Steve!"

John: "Steve & I."

Kowalski: "No, look, you can clearly see it's me..."

John: "No, that's not what I mean. The correct grammar is Steve & I. Not me & Steve."

Kowalski: *Kowalski looked back at the picture...
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posted by SgtSkipper
Fire Fighters
Everyone on the platform except MS fell over with the force of the blast. CC held Rune tightly in her flippers as she struggled to her feet. Rune cried in fear, curling up into a ball in CC's grasp. Bandit coughed and used MS as support to stand up. The smoke was thick and full of dust, it was impossible to see. CC held out one flipper in front of her, feeling her way, trying to find Bandit. "Ban… Bandit!" She coughed as the black smoke filled her lungs and she became light-headed. Bandit shook her head and leaned on the robot. "CC! Don't move! We'll find you!" MS scanned the...
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Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes you look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...
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posted by peacebaby7
Madagascar

Maurice: "Hey! Alex!"

Alex: "Yeah, Maurice?"

Maurice: "King Julien said that you can use his plane. I'm sure we could get it flying."

Alex: "That broken down thing? I don't think that's going to be very possible..."

Maurice: "I'm sure we can do something to get it up & running! C'mon...what do we have to lose?"

Alex: "I suppose you're right...just let me talk it over with the others."

Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melman

Alex: "So...what do you think?"

Melman: "I don't know, it seems kind of dangerous...what if we crash? What if we crash into the ocean?"

Gloria: "Well, I don't see what we have...
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Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have you been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers you can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But by golly you are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this...
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posted by peacebaby7
The Next Morning...

*penguins are riding around in their car trying to beat the track record*

Kowalski: "C'mon, Rico! Almost there!"

*Rico passes the finish line*

Kowalski: "YES! We shaved 4 seconds off our best time!"

*Rico/Private/Kowalski high five & Rico accidentally hits Skipper in the head*

Rico: "OH! Sorryboutthat."

Kowalski: "Skipper? You okay?"

Skipper: "Oh, I'm okay. Just a little tired. Guess I shouldn't have taken that shift last night."

Skipper: C'mon! Shape up Skipper! They're gonna catch on! ...

Marlene: *jumps out of her habitat* "Hey guys! Whatch...Um, why are you driving a car?"...
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posted by peacebaby7
Otter's Habitat

Otter: "You are...?"

Skipper: "I'm, um, I'm..."

Kowalski: O.o "This is Skipper. We were just coming to, uh, welcome, you to the zoo."

Otter: "Oh, how sweet. I'm Marlene. What about the rest of you?"

Private: "I'm Private! Nice to meet you Marlene!"

Kowalski: "And I'm Kowalski. The smart one."

Rico/Private: "Hey!"

Marlene: "What about him?"

Kowalski: "Oh, that's Rico...He...doesn't really...say...much."

Rico: "Hi! Iceooeetyou!"

Marlene: "No offense, but I lost you after hi."

Private: "Oh, he's just saying nice to meet you."

Marlene: "Wait, how do you underst--Never mind. Anyway, what's up...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! You know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a seat and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest...
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Outside Marlene's Habitat...

Kowalski: *whispering* "OK, Rico, NOW!"

Rico: *presses play button on boombox...*

Marlene: "...I really enjoy swimming, dancing, & going for walks. Oh, do you think I talk too much?"

Skipper: "No. I could listen to you talking al--What's that?"

Skipper/Marlene: *listen*

*soft romantic music can be heard being played*

Marlene: "Um, why is that music playing?"

Skipper: I TOLD THEM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! I'M GONNA KILL THEM!

Skipper: "Um, I dunno! Why don't I go check I'll be right back..." *runs quickly out of room*

Skipper: *whispering* "All right! Where are you all?"

Private:...
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Clash Of The Penguins
The atmosphere suddenly seems to change, the wind drops as an uneasy feeling falls upon them. Everything becomes quiet, even the crackle and roar of the fire seems diminished as a few drops of rain begin to fall. Everyone feels it, that scary feeling, foreboding. Like a dark shadow, being cast without a clear source. The reason soon became clear…

Skipper’s eyes widen, he takes a step back as a figure appears in the flames, undeterred by the sheer heat of the inferno. Skipper shakes his head in horror as Mech-Skipper steps out of the flames, like a nightmare entering...
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added by SgtSkipper
Source: SgtSkipper
posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

"It's coming! Dan! Come quick! He's hatching!"

"Coming Teressa!"

*Teressa & Dan watch as their first egg hatches*

Teressa: *picks up hatchling & cradles it* "Oh, Dan! It's a boy! What should we name it?"

Dan: "Um, how about Skipper? It means leader."

Teressa: "Yes! That's it! Baby Skipper."

Skipper: "Mama!"

Teressa: "Yes, darling! Mama. And Dada." *gestures toward Dan*

5 Years Later...

Skipper: *runs up to Teressa & Dan* "Hi mom! Hi dad!"

Dan: "Hi son! How was school?"

Skipper: "Oh, it was a lot of fun. Is it okay if I go to Jake's to play?"

Dan: "It's alright with me. Teressa?"

Teressa:...
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added by CuteCuddly
Source: Me and google images. :P
posted by peacebaby7
Underground Lair

Skipper: "OK, you have me you one-eyed freak. So what do you want me for?"

Blowhole: "You have no idea how long I have been waiting for this moment..."

Skipper: "Yeah, yeah, get on with it. I've been told I have a gift you want. Did I miss your birthday, flippy?" *says sarcastically*

Blowhole: "DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

Skipper: "Why? Did I hurt your feelings?"

Blowhole: *slaps him* "Oh, I will enjoy killing you..."

Skipper: "Killing me? What did I ever do to you?"

Blowhole: "I guess daddy dearest never told you."

Skipper: "Told me what?"

Blowhole: "Skipper...Your father was a secret agent."...
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