bear with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia fan fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the fan fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some fan fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... you cant do that online.... you can comment your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished reading one retarded story about Edmund Pevensie. Edmund is my favorite character in the series so that's why i got so pissed off. The writer of the story put another character from our world in the Prince Caspian book, a girl. A sixteen year old girl, who loves to swear, sing songs about sex, and she loves to complain. Naturally, i disliked this character from the start, but in the story, Edmund "checks her out", "spies on her when she's undressing", and "makes out with her when she's naked". Disgusted yet? I was. The author of the story completely mocked Narnia and the Pevensies, making Edmund AND Peter both look like perverts. She called a dwarf a "troll" and a "garden gnome". In her story, the Pevensies were from "Finchland", although in the first movie Susan makes it clear that they are from "FINCHLEY"!!!! *takes another deep breath* like i said before, not all narnia fan fiction is bad... some are great. but still others *clears throat* are TERRIBLE!!! Where is the respect and dignity of Narnia? If you are going to write a Narnia Fan Fiction story, please remember to READ the chronicles before you do. by the way, Edmund is not a pervert. Peter is not a pervert. Lucy is not annoying or stupid. All the Pevensies are awesome. They are smart and faithful. Respect them. Respect their name. Respect Narnia. Aslan doesn't call people into Narnia so they can make out with Edmund. Dwarves are not "garden gnomes" or "trolls". Please try to use your brain a little here! I'll say it again. DONT WRITE NARNIA FAN FICTION IF YOU DIDNT READ THE STORIES!!! DONT BE STUPID!!! GOD GAVE YOU A BRAIN... ITS NOT THERE TO TAKE UP SPACE!!!! ok. thats all...im officially done. *phew* that was awesome. i needed to vent.
