This is inspired by the You Know You’re Obsessed When game.
You know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...
1) You stalk RR.
2) You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3) You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4) You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5) You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6) You scream like a banshee when you meet him.
7) Then you faint.
8) Then you gain consciousness.
9) Then you faint again when you find out that RR left because he was too busy writing his books.
10) Then you gain consciousness again.
11) You constantly talk about RR to your friends about how great his books are and how you met him.
12) You jumped off a bridge when you saw RR sailing on a boat below you.
13) You tried to swim over to the boat.
14) You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15) You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.
You know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...
1) You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2) If you succeeded, you named the pegasus Blackjack.
3) Then you tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4) You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5) You curse PJO/HoO style.
6) You have your very own ancient Greek or Roman weapon.
7) You panic when you see a fruit stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8) You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9) You believe in gods.
10) You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, or the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11) You injured your teacher because you thought he/she was a monster.
12) You flip your coin every second you get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13) You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend you a BMW.
14) You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15) You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so you looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.
The Ultimate Sign That You're A Fan To Both Of Them...
- You're here right now on fanpop reading this at the Heroes of Olympus club.
So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.
You know you’re obsessed with Rick Riordan when...
1) You stalk RR.
2) You read his blog every single day, watching for an update.
3) You send him emails (even though he wouldn’t answer).
4) You re-read every single book he has ever written a million times (literally a million times), and still hadn’t got tired of it.
5) You have been on every single tour RR has been in.
6) You scream like a banshee when you meet him.
7) Then you faint.
8) Then you gain consciousness.
9) Then you faint again when you find out that RR left because he was too busy writing his books.
10) Then you gain consciousness again.
11) You constantly talk about RR to your friends about how great his books are and how you met him.
12) You jumped off a bridge when you saw RR sailing on a boat below you.
13) You tried to swim over to the boat.
14) You tried to see whether you’re a child of Poseidon/Neptune during the opportunity.
15) You died trying to see whether you’re a child of a god.
You know you’re obsessed with PJO/HoO when...
1) You combined bird-DNA to a horse in an attempt to make a pegasus.
2) If you succeeded, you named the pegasus Blackjack.
3) Then you tried to combine goat-DNA to a human in an attempt to make a satyr.
4) You dream about PJO/HoO EVERY SINGLE DAY.
5) You curse PJO/HoO style.
6) You have your very own ancient Greek or Roman weapon.
7) You panic when you see a fruit stand with three old ladies knitting socks behind the stand.
8) You have a sneaking suspicion that your best friend is a satyr.
9) You believe in gods.
10) You try to find the Doors of Orpheus at Central Park, or the DOA Recording Studios in LA.
11) You injured your teacher because you thought he/she was a monster.
12) You flip your coin every second you get, using your force of will to try to change it into Ivlivs.
13) You try to charmspeak a cars dealer to lend you a BMW.
14) You walk into a burning house, trying see if you’re a fire-user.
15) You cut your hair and have plastic surgery so you looked like one of the PJO/HoO characters.
The Ultimate Sign That You're A Fan To Both Of Them...
- You're here right now on fanpop reading this at the Heroes of Olympus club.
So anyway... I just wrote this as I go, so it's kinda random... and I needed a distraction from work... so I'm going to shut my mouth and go do my work now.
