The Hunger Games Article: Caesar Flickerman profile page

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posted by pasdoll

Caesar Flickerman profile page

Name: The one and only – Caesar Flickerman! *applause*

Age: Ninety seven. God bless the plastic surgeries :D

Home: Living with granny in the Capitol.

Current location: In my room :P

Interested in: Interviewing people, asking questions, plastic surgeries, make up, the hunger games.

In a relationship: No. But I have granny with me, and that's all I need.

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Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 19:56PM

Greetings everyone, and welcome to Caesar Flickerman's profile page!

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 19:56PM

Geez, you're so formal. Want my advice? If you want to connect with the younger, "cooler" kids, say something cool! Here, watch – 'sup, dawgs? Now you try!

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 19:57PM

…'sup, dawgs?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 19:57PM

That is so neat, Flicker! :D

Finnick Odair: 3rd April 19:58PM

You do realize nobody here says that, right?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 19:58PM

You're right… no one here says that! That probably means… I became cooler than all of you combined! I feel so totally awesome, yo!

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 19:59PM

Come on, Snow. We're not the young, fit guys that we used to be.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 19:59PM

Yeah, I miss being sixty. But I'm still cool! I'm neat, bro! Neat, I tell you!

Katniss Everdeen: 3rd April 20:00PM

What do you mean by 'Neat'? That you're clean and organized? Because I took a bath only a month ago, and feel as clean as a bunny. Does this mean I'm neat too?

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:02PM

*laughing and shaking his head* Oh, Katniss. You're so stupid. Being neat means being cool. Not being organized! You're so clueless :D

Annie Cresta: 3rd April 20:03PM

I want to interview you, Caesar.

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:03PM

Everybody does, sweetheart ;)

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:04PM

Ooh, yes! Let's interview the interviewer! We'll interview him GOOD!

Johanna Mason: 3rd April 20:04PM

*cough*Creep*cough*

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:04PM

Bless you ^^

Annie Cresta: 3rd April 20:06PM

I'll go first – What do you think of the mad hatter in Alice in Wonderland?

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:06PM

Love his fashion sense :)

Katniss Everdeen: 3rd April 20:06PM

What do you think of… "Percy Jackson"?

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:07PM

A bad combination between Harry Potter, Greek mythology and Narnia.

Finnick Odair: 3rd April 20:08PM

What do you think of the "Jersey Shore" cast?

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:08PM

I want my orange body spray back!

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:09PM

Ooh, I have a question, I have a question! Whose team are you on – Team Edward… or Team Jacob?

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:10PM

Team Jacob.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:11PM

WHAT? Are you absolutely MAD?

Finnick Odair: 3rd April 20:12PM

HEY! Don't say that in front of A-N-N-I-E!

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:12PM

Edward is clearly the better choice! He's hot, he sparkles!

Johanna Mason: 3rd April 20:13PM

He's like the lost son of Dracula and Tinkerbell.

- Finnick Odair, Caesar Flickerman, Katniss Everdeen and Annie Cresta Like this.

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:13PM

Sorry, I just… I don't see what the fuss is all about. He's not that hot. Actually, he resembles a Druze house; square and sparkles.

- Johanna Mason, Finnick Odair and Katniss Everdeen Like this.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:14PM

Oh, yeah? Well, what about Jacob then, ah? I mean, he turns into a huge fury dog, he owns a motorcycle and his last name is Black! Remind you of someone? *Sirius Black*

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:15PM

At least he's cool.

President Snow The Sexy Rooster: 3rd April 20:16PM

Okay, you know what? You just got yourself a very powerless enemy! An enemy that already lost all of his poison supply and can't do anything to you, so be aware!

Annie Cresta: 3rd April 20:18PM

You know what? I always liked Jasper Hale the best.

Katniss Everdeen: 3rd April 20:18PM

Yeah, me too.

Johanna Mason: 3rd April 20:19PM

Me too.

Finnick Odair: 3rd April 20:20PM

Hale is the best!

Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 20:21PM

…you guys suck.

kall_pal17, rosewinton3055 and 20 others like this

Invincible321 nice

Fawniex3 LOL XDDD

avrilsmylife OMG i love twlight and THG so this was perfect for me xx

disneyworld007 The Twilight Team thing was hilarious.... combination between dracula, and tinkerbell! lol

BlueMuffins Percy Jackson is totally EPIC, okay?

candygirl31518 Yeah but he was right about the Harry potter Greek mythology and narnia thing

pasdoll @BlueMuffins I never actually read the books. This comment was based on the movie, which, I have to say, I didn't like.

prim17luvr101 lol the jacob and sirius thing is so true!

IAmPrimEverdeen Loved the dracula and tinkerbell and I miss being 60 bits classic

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my mockingjay tantrum

posted by katnisseverden

hey people, this is what happened when i read 1 part in mockingjay. ok here i g, I was on my dinner table when i found out Peeta called Katniss a mutt. when i was done with that chapter I went to my couch i turned off my kindle I sat on the couch put my face on the seat and started screaming and crying. then i rolled off the couch and put my face back in to a pillow on the floor. i sad WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT TO HER! I threw things and yelled at the kindle and my poster of peeta my mom was laughing then my dad came home and he asked my mom what happened. she told him everything. my dad told me...

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My Name is Stiffer Oxford and I am Not the Winner of the Hunger Games.

posted by Ninjacupcake

My fingernails are chewed to the nub. Filled with dirt I cannot clean and of unnatural color. Everywhere I look, there is jungle and green. I hate her, the Mockingjay. She did this, she is going to make us die! She is what killed almost everyone I loved. And what did I do? I didn't know about a rebellion or anything. None of the Capitol children did... And now we have to pay for something that is not on our hands.

Everything around me makes noise, putting the thought of an attacker around in my head. But everyone here is my friend, and 21 of them are already dead. Killed by their neighbor,...

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My Hunger Games Epilogue: *Chapter 1*

posted by prim17luvr101

“Mom?” I ask.
“Yes, honey?”
“I miss Uncle Mantu.”
She hugs me. “Me too, Rosie. Me too.”
Uncle Mantu was my Dad’s brother. He was always so funny and nice and lifted the mood wherever he went. Unlike Uncle Rye who doesn’t want anything to do with our family.
“Where’s Cinna?” I ask her.
“Probably at the bakery with Grandpa Mel and your father.”
“Well, I’m gonna go see him. He seems a little off lately.”
“Alright,” she kisses me on the forehead, “Be safe.” She’s always saying that, as if I’ll ever forget. I go outside and start walking the 5 block trip....

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Peeta's progression/ his love for Katniss PART 1

posted by thetribute

Peeta, age 5: FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL:
There! There's that girl! That girl daddy pointed at. He was gonna marry her mommy. He said the reason he didn't was because her dad had a voice so pretty, the birds stopped to listen. What does that mean? I sit down with my friends. They play tag with me. The big lady stood up.
"who knows the valley song?"
The girl sticks her hand in the air. She starts singing. Now I know what daddy meant.

Peeta: AGE 11
I focus. Uh, that flower is a weird shape. Oh well, it's just icing. It all ends up in the same place anyway. The cake is almost done. I tried to make this...

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I bust the windows out your shop (Preview)-Jazmine Sullivan Parody by Alweemers

posted by Alweemers

This is written completely by me so don't you dare steal it! If you do use it, remember to credit me, or else! This was inspired by THG & My friend Nadia (Nahh-Deee-Aaahh)

I bust the windows out your shop
'cause you never gave me my chops
i asked for them a week ago
but you never delivered them, no

I bust the windows out your shop
when i figured you'd never deliver
Those mutton chops in that mutton pie
so because of you im blind in the eye

I must admit you didn't do it
but i aint forgiving you, not a bit
'cause i went to the games
and i got punched in the face

You see, i was quite hungry
and you didnt give me
That pie when i told you i needed it
But now you can see what you have done
My eye has gone, forever it has gone
ow,ow,ow,ow

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Pumped Up Kicks-Hunger Games Style!

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(Credit to xitsdanielle on tumblr)

Katniss is a fierce dame.

She’ll lift up her bow and quickly take aim.

Peeta likes to bake bread, in his dad’s oven

He’s a baker man.

They’re tributes in The Hunger Games.

Now all of Panem knows their names.

And they don’t even know what,

but they’ve gotta survive, yeah they’ve gotta survive.

All the tributes in The Hunger Games

You better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.

All the tributes in The Hunger Games

Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.

All the tributes in The Hunger Games

You better run, better hide, gotta be quicker.

All the tributes in The Hunger Games.

Fighting for their lives, trying to be the victor.