Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty table at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start you off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but you can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would you like to drink? asked Jacques Roach Strawberry lemonade. said Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. said Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. said Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen. Two straws? Got it. said Jacques. Terribly sorry for the wait. But here you go. You two enjoy. said Jacques As the two sipped away at their drink and looked into each other's eyes. Miss Piggy, who had been sitting a booth with Kermit, was watching Wayne and Wanda and was grossed out when they were getting all lovey-dovey with each other. Hey, Statler, what do you think of Wayne and Wanda's love for each other? asked Waldorf One thing's for sure: it's still a better love story than Twilight. said Statler The two laughed, but then realized the joke they told wasn't that funny. The same waiter from before came to take this time, asking them what they wanted to eat. We'll take the sphagetti and make sure you bring back two forks with that. said Wayne We will defienetly make sure to bring back two forks with that, but would you like meat sauce or meatless sauce with that? asked Jacques Roach Meat sauce if you don't mind. said Wayne. Okay. That will be ready shortly. said Jacques Roach. Wanda, who had finally waited to ask Wayne a question until after their waiter disappeared into the kitchen started her sentence with is our a waiter a roach? Yes. I'm afraid so. Our waiter is a roach. said Wayne Wanda broke out into a cold sweat and fainted on the floor. Wanda, dear, our food is here. This food's not going to eat itself. I need a second person present to eat this sphagetti with me. said Wayne You're absolutely right. said Wanda, joining Wayne. At a strip club next door, Scooter, Link Hoghtrob, Andy and Randy, Fozzie, Gonzo, Pepe, Floyd, Animal, Zoot, Dr. Teeth, and Lips were paying Spamela Hamderson to keep her clothes on by throwing money at her. At a coffee place across the street, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Rizzo, Polly Lobster, Uncle Deadly, and Bobo were so intoxicated they could barely see straight. You fellas going to stay here all night or what? asked Pops