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posted by MephilesTheDark
A/N: He's 13 in this one, Year 7. :) Isn't he adowaaaable?

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Slam!

Evan's eyes slipped up from his desk, peering up at Mr. Tarcotti with as much innocent as he could manage.

But his teacher had already moved onto the next person. He grabbed the report that had been slammed before him, and greedily read it over.

Evan had more than enough will to get good marks. He was always striving to be the best at everything; one of the good points on being so very competitive. What did put him down in the dumps, however, was the knowledge that his stoner brother was getting better marks than he was in almost every subject.

His shoulder's slumped as he realized that this year would be no different. Only three A's, in his three best subjects; Sport, Music, and Chemistry.

He wasn't looking forward to going home, just for that. He knew Andrew would have better marks than him, even if said person was most always piss drunk.

The continued slamming of reports on desks didn't do anything to ease his discomfort. Five B's; Math, Biology, Lote, English, and Geography. It wasn't too bad, but he was still disappointed. He'd been hoping for at least five A's this year.

As the bell rang, he gathered his books into his shoulder-bag, and slipped it over his skinny frame. Running a hand through his messy black hair, he made his way to the exit. He almost made it, too, right up until he was almost killed by his stampeding classmates.

He frowned, and kept walking.

No doubt, he was smart for his age. Not scarily smart, but he had a good brain. It took him less than a second to decide upon the best route to get home considering his current state.

He needed some time to think, time to get something cold and fizzy to drink, and time to just sit down and get a better look at his report before showing it to his parents.

Moving with a quick trot one would not expect of someone so short, he made his way down towards the nearest Supermarket. It didn't take long for him to return to the street, Banana Milk in hand.

As he walked, slower now that he was content with the flavored drink swishing in his mouth and quenching his thirst, he thought about what he hadn't done to make his grades higher.

It most certainly was not through lack of effort. He studied hard and long, before each test and a week after to make sure he still remembered it. He knew all the best techniques to remember things. He had learnt to touch-type, just so that he could progress faster with his work.

As he sucked the milk up the straw, he couldn't comprehend why he didn't get better grades. Certainly the marks he had gotten on previous tests were good enough? Doing the math quickly in his head, he reached a rough estimate of 85% on all his subject's tests. His teachers didn't ever expect too much, none of them where too strict.

He frowned and sighed.

Guess I'm just not smart enough...

He walked a little harder, begging to anticipate getting home. He had an idea for next year at school, how he could start some of the English curriculum early and get a head-start-

He knocked on the door before opening it, and kicked off his shoes when his Mother answered. She smiled at him, and welcomed him in Japanese.

Evan smiled back, and gave her his own greeting.

Andrew was flopped on the couch, watching TV in true American style, a sharp contrast to the faint slant in his eyes. He wasn't drunk or hungover, but you could tell he was on the recovering end of a binge due to his out of focus eyes, and his slow reaction to his brother's entry, even if the only reaction he gave was a grunt of acknowledgement.

Evan dumped his bag on the table, his empty milk bottle in the bin, and then grabbed Andrew's report, scanned it over quickly, and then placed it back. Five A's. He swore under his breath.

That asshole had stolen his marks.

He kicked the back of the couch just to express his anger, before storming off into his room.

It wasn't that he was upset he hadn't achieved his goal; he was just upset that Andrew was better than him at yet another thing.

The pissed-off teenager flopped onto his bed, and let loose a mantra of swearing into his pillow.

It was all just a competition to Evan. A competition he was loosing.
Mudaik in WonderLand: The Cheshire Cat

Mudaik opened his eyes to see... An acid trip? Everything was glowing, butterflies were flying toast, and CandyPants was no where in sight. He looked around.
 "CandyPants?" he asked the air.
 "No. Cheshire." A familiar voice said. Mudaik whipped his head around, only to see no one. He looked up to see a familiar face floating in the air. CandyPants' mom?
 "Uh... What are you doing here, mother of the woman that I love?"
 Scarlet's face looked confused. The blue cat ears on her head didn't look like a headband. "You loon, I am mother to no one! This pussy...
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Shattering.
It made a hideous noise.
It was indefinable. It was frightening to the core.
It was especially bad when it was your Uncle Ethan's.
Ia backed away slowly, hoping to avoid someone who would finally assimilate him for this unforgivable offense.
Larke.
He was dead.

Here Alex was, minding his own business while screwing with Annabelle's SocialNoose, when a little thing in only his jammies crashed into his torso.
"OI I DIDN'T DO NOTHING IT WAS ONE OF THE OTHER-oh," he yelled.
"Uncle Alex?" asked Ia, positively guilty to death.
"Poor little git," Alex said, naturally patronizing. "You look as though...
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posted by thetacoman
--Oh pfff. The last adventure that was Ia-centric was a bit of a success, so I decided to introduce another thing like it. c: Guide at bottom.--

--Ia’s looking for some skinny jeans at Borvetei’s. And it isn’t going well. His poor little PJ top is covered in butter and it looks like he’s dying in the corset. :)
--Posted by BiomassSadist. (4)Likes (0)Death Threats--L) NN, 01, SN, CP

--It’s bloody 25cm. I’ll be a MacGrath’s uncle if he has a 25cm waist.
--Posted by BiomassAway. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--570P R4GG1NG 0N 7H3 P00R 7H1NG 4ND 7RY 70 741K H1M 1N70 50M37H1NG D1FF3R3N7.
--Posted...
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Ia logged into his SocialNoose to announce what he planned to do for the day.

--im going to that nice place annabelle showed me to get that lovely coat :3 i think it suits me
--Posted by platonicsnowflakes. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

It was met with a rather lackluster response.

--5W337H34R7, 1 54W 7H47 01D 7H1NG P13A53 D0N'7 G37 17.
--Posted by N1H111N1RV4N4. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

--Yeah, 1 saw 1t t00. CandyPants 1snt very n1ce w1th her capt10ns.
--Posted by 0ut11er1nvested. (0)Likes (0)Death Threats

This called for some excessive whining.
Closing the 'Safari' application on his iPhone, he quickly...
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posted by thetacoman
--Hey, meet this guy named Astr-I mean, Ia.--

Name: Ia Weatherchild
Age: 18
Birthday: 12/11
Zodiac: Equius Zahak (Sagittarius)

--Physical--

Eye Colour: Blue
Eye Coverings/Quirks?: None
Hair Colour: White
Hair Coverings/Quirks?: A cap with winter designs
Skin Colour: Caucasian (White)
Skin Tone: Pale--like, the tone of the colour?--

Clothing--regular--: Cap, scarf, sweater, pajama pants, and slippers that are incredibly fuzzy and warm
Clothing--business--: A hoodie and jeans, with boots
Hats?: Cap, or the hoodie
Accessories?: Wears a snowflake with a cross in the centre
Other?: None

Physical Abilities?: Ability...
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--I keep listening to Parade of the Dead by Hilltop Hoods. And I heard about a chainsaw. So I thought about Cookie. :3
Story about how Cookie somehow gets into Diabo and II's city.--

Cookie's chainsaw revved in a manner that seemed hungry.
He grinned happily. This was his kind of town, filled with monsters to destroy.
And beautiful Hummers to mow them down with.
"Come at me, bro," Cookie said, his sunglasses gleaming in the streetlights.
A big group of zombies started shuffling toward him, blissfully unaware of the wretched petrol-powered fury that was contained in their prey's hands.
The first one...
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Diabo II grunted. His shot was getting worse, not to mention that it now meant there was a horde of zombies after his scent.
He shook his arm awkwardly (as he was still getting used to the idea of his appendages being firearms) and raced off to the safe area he had secured (which was just an alley that had appropriate barriers).
Diabo II rushed over the roofs of the strange city that was infested with every sort of monster in existence until he was over the alley, onto which he dropped.
Jointly, two shadowy figures emerged from his mouth, and as the bunny skin crumpled to the ground, they turned...
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