Marlon becomes involved with Mia, a beautiful young woman who turns out to be the wife of a hit man notorious for torturing his victims. He learns the real meaning of "love hurts" when the hit man shows up at Marlon's apartment to kill him.
After sitting on a staple gun, Marlon borrows Shawn's health-care cards to ensure immediate medical attention for himself. Little do they know that the doctor that treat Marlon is Lisa's father. Marlon then pretend that he is Shawn.
Shawn decide to become children's entertainers, and Marlon helps him even though he doesn't want to. However, the party may be over before it begins thanks to a rival performer named Brazilla who wants to squash their careers,
Marlon's constant interference pushes Lisa too far, so Marlon goes overboard to make it up the her and Shawn by sending them on a romantic ferry cruise on the harbor.
Depressed over a recent breakup, Shawn becomes instantly interested in a girl that gives him lots of love,attention,expensive gifts,but Marlon notices that Rachel seems to have an obsession with Shawn
Shawn and Marlon's apartment complex is beginning to fall apart. They meet with the landlord, Mr. Stone, who manipulates them into becoming apartment managers.