would you sleep with someone who was more than 200 years older than you if they asked you on their death bed..

Someone that old probably wouldn't have much sex drive, but no. I'm not a slut!

Sorry, old man. I'd gladly help you find someone else more willing. And I'd be present if that would help, I guess... But only because you're about to die.

No way! Just because they're dying it doesn't mean I have to lose my dignity.

I'd happily help them with any of their other last wishes, but I have to draw the line somewhere!