Your weekend consists of Monday, and only Monday.
"Q" is not just a letter.
National holidays that fall on Monday seem pointless to you.
You can only read from a light that is blue.
You can't remember what daylight looks like.
You feel naked without belt with your Maglite, Leatherman, and Gerber.
You know tie-line has several uses---shoelaces, belts, ponytail holders...
95% of your wardrobe is black.
You watch the Super Bowl, waiting for intermission, not half-time.
You tell more stories of what went wrong on shows you've done than what went smoothly.
You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop.
Your diet consists of fast food or microwaved food.
Your Halloween costume in some way utilizes running blacks and gaff tape.
Varying your diet means ordering the #2 instead of the #3 or eating with your left hand instead of your right.
You insist on spelling "theatre" with an "re" not an "er".
At home, you "strike" your dishes to the kitchen.
When asked to fix something you hurry and get the Duct tape.
Your parents start to wonder who you are.
You have a favorite place to take naps between shows.
You start wondering what it feels like to be a baton.
You never see true daylight more than twice a week.
You go home and try to find the bumps on all of your lights.
When you leave the theater you say you are going out, and when you get back you say your home.
You haven't had a true DATE for a long time.
"Q" is not just a letter.
National holidays that fall on Monday seem pointless to you.
You can only read from a light that is blue.
You can't remember what daylight looks like.
You feel naked without belt with your Maglite, Leatherman, and Gerber.
You know tie-line has several uses---shoelaces, belts, ponytail holders...
95% of your wardrobe is black.
You watch the Super Bowl, waiting for intermission, not half-time.
You tell more stories of what went wrong on shows you've done than what went smoothly.
You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop.
Your diet consists of fast food or microwaved food.
Your Halloween costume in some way utilizes running blacks and gaff tape.
Varying your diet means ordering the #2 instead of the #3 or eating with your left hand instead of your right.
You insist on spelling "theatre" with an "re" not an "er".
At home, you "strike" your dishes to the kitchen.
When asked to fix something you hurry and get the Duct tape.
Your parents start to wonder who you are.
You have a favorite place to take naps between shows.
You start wondering what it feels like to be a baton.
You never see true daylight more than twice a week.
You go home and try to find the bumps on all of your lights.
When you leave the theater you say you are going out, and when you get back you say your home.
You haven't had a true DATE for a long time.
Famous Words of NCHS Techies
"Work? What is that?"
"What was that?"
"OH SH*&!!!"
"Oops"
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"Thats a sound thing, right?" (Refering to PDA)
"What que are we in?"
"What show are you in?"
"Once you turn black you can't turn back"
"What are we SUPPOSED to be doing?"
"Do you mind helping!!!"
"What time is it" (talking to the booth) "7:30" (a few seconds later) "8:30" (another few seconds later) "8:40" (yet another few seconds later) "10:25" (get the idea yet??)
"Falling off the stage HURTS!!!!!!!"
"I'm bleeding"
"I call first blood"
"Move with a purpose" <----VERY IMPORTANT!!
"Work? What is that?"
"What was that?"
"OH SH*&!!!"
"Oops"
"Working hard or hardly working?"
"Thats a sound thing, right?" (Refering to PDA)
"What que are we in?"
"What show are you in?"
"Once you turn black you can't turn back"
"What are we SUPPOSED to be doing?"
"Do you mind helping!!!"
"What time is it" (talking to the booth) "7:30" (a few seconds later) "8:30" (another few seconds later) "8:40" (yet another few seconds later) "10:25" (get the idea yet??)
"Falling off the stage HURTS!!!!!!!"
"I'm bleeding"
"I call first blood"
"Move with a purpose" <----VERY IMPORTANT!!