I have heard some very strange things from people over the years, and for the last year or so I've kept a list of the best ones I hear.
So I thought it would be a good idea to share these with the world.
And of course to make it more interesting, absolutely no context will be given.
Enjoy.
"Help! I'm being attacked by evil celery!" -me, 2017
"Looks like the AAAARGH!!! was full!" -me, 2018
"Oh no! My succubus!" -me, 2018
"I don't remember the kumquats..." -my dad, 2018
"I think I'm gonna cut the child." -Emilio, 2018
"If you're gonna get a baby, might as well buy them in bulk." -Teague, 2018
"So basically...
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