I have had this dream for the past three weeks at least once every night. It's about episode 14 or 15 of TDA, and the arising conflict between Duncan and Courtney.
{After the theme song}
{Everyone is sitting at the mess hall playing with the disgusting food on their plates}
Courtney: (Sees Duncan get his tray and start to walk towards her, she scowls and moves to sit by herself)
Duncan: (Looks confused, shrugs, and sits by Gwen, oblivious to Courtney's witnessing)
Courtney: GRR!
LeShawna: (Sits with Courtney) What's goin' down, girl? You seem kinda peeved this morning. Everything alright?
Courtney: (Chewing) Why don't you ask the two punk lovers, who seem not to care about the welfare of their respected ones.
LeShawna: (Quietly) You know?
Courtney: DUH! When it involves Duncan, I'll be outta my way to know what's "going down" with him and Gwen.
LeShawna: Yo, I understand you like him and all, but you gotta let the thought of a relationship between them go. That ain't gonna happen, but if it does, I'm with you. I didn't trust that criminal last season, and I still don't.
Courtney: (Cracking her knuckles) Whatever. All I know is, I don't wanna be him right now. (Grabs her plate of slop, starts to walk, and stop behind Duncan. She taps his shoulder, he turns his head to look at her)
Duncan: All I know is, I don't wanna be your scratching post right now.
Courtney: Sleep with one eye open, tonight. (Dumps the plate over his head and walks off, wiping her hands and smirking)
Duncan: (Gasps and growls at her, then makes an attempt to go after Courtney and tackle her, but Gwen and Leshawna restrain him)
(Chris enters)
Chris: What up with the final eight contestants EVER of Total..Drama..Action!? (To Duncan) Dude, you got some problems with your woman?
Duncan: How 'bout you shut your face before I do?!
Chris: (Frightened) Anyway, the main rule of a chapel is to remain quiet, no?
Justin: Where are you going with this? I need hair product.
Chris: In your trailers, you'll find your garbs for today's challenge. Report back in an hour after hair and make-up, because today, you need to look your best!
Gwen: I am not asking, but if it has something to do with girls, make-up, crushes, and dresses, I'm gonna draw the line.
Chris: Fem's get the east make-up trailer, males in the west.
Chef: Move, maggots, MOVE!!!!
(Back in the female trailer)
Gwen: (Holding a light pink bridesmaid's dress) Uh-uh, no frickin' way.
Heather: Who's getting married?
Courtney: It's not a marriage, exactly. It's a contestant-contestant arranged marriage challenge.
LeShawna, Gwen, and Lindsay: What?!
Heather: How do you know all this?
Courtney: When you've spent over 696 hours with the staff of this ratty backwash show, you get to know ALL about Chris's challenge schedule and plans.
Lindsay: Wow, I underestimated you.
Courtney: Uh...thanks, I guess...
Heather: (Using sudden fake empathy towards her) Me, too! You are a very special contestant, and I can't beleive we-they, forgot that!
Lindsay: (Trying on a long ivory dress) We? (Heather stamps a high heeled shoe on Lindsay's foot) OW! What's your damage?!
Gwen: (Cursing at the girly pink dress she's wearing) Hey, hey, HEY! Knock it off, you guys! We have a challenge to win, and I am NOT letting the guys be sexist, and get the better of us. Now, we only have 25 minutes left, so we need a plan...
...To read more, see Wedding Killers part 2/4...
{After the theme song}
{Everyone is sitting at the mess hall playing with the disgusting food on their plates}
Courtney: (Sees Duncan get his tray and start to walk towards her, she scowls and moves to sit by herself)
Duncan: (Looks confused, shrugs, and sits by Gwen, oblivious to Courtney's witnessing)
Courtney: GRR!
LeShawna: (Sits with Courtney) What's goin' down, girl? You seem kinda peeved this morning. Everything alright?
Courtney: (Chewing) Why don't you ask the two punk lovers, who seem not to care about the welfare of their respected ones.
LeShawna: (Quietly) You know?
Courtney: DUH! When it involves Duncan, I'll be outta my way to know what's "going down" with him and Gwen.
LeShawna: Yo, I understand you like him and all, but you gotta let the thought of a relationship between them go. That ain't gonna happen, but if it does, I'm with you. I didn't trust that criminal last season, and I still don't.
Courtney: (Cracking her knuckles) Whatever. All I know is, I don't wanna be him right now. (Grabs her plate of slop, starts to walk, and stop behind Duncan. She taps his shoulder, he turns his head to look at her)
Duncan: All I know is, I don't wanna be your scratching post right now.
Courtney: Sleep with one eye open, tonight. (Dumps the plate over his head and walks off, wiping her hands and smirking)
Duncan: (Gasps and growls at her, then makes an attempt to go after Courtney and tackle her, but Gwen and Leshawna restrain him)
(Chris enters)
Chris: What up with the final eight contestants EVER of Total..Drama..Action!? (To Duncan) Dude, you got some problems with your woman?
Duncan: How 'bout you shut your face before I do?!
Chris: (Frightened) Anyway, the main rule of a chapel is to remain quiet, no?
Justin: Where are you going with this? I need hair product.
Chris: In your trailers, you'll find your garbs for today's challenge. Report back in an hour after hair and make-up, because today, you need to look your best!
Gwen: I am not asking, but if it has something to do with girls, make-up, crushes, and dresses, I'm gonna draw the line.
Chris: Fem's get the east make-up trailer, males in the west.
Chef: Move, maggots, MOVE!!!!
(Back in the female trailer)
Gwen: (Holding a light pink bridesmaid's dress) Uh-uh, no frickin' way.
Heather: Who's getting married?
Courtney: It's not a marriage, exactly. It's a contestant-contestant arranged marriage challenge.
LeShawna, Gwen, and Lindsay: What?!
Heather: How do you know all this?
Courtney: When you've spent over 696 hours with the staff of this ratty backwash show, you get to know ALL about Chris's challenge schedule and plans.
Lindsay: Wow, I underestimated you.
Courtney: Uh...thanks, I guess...
Heather: (Using sudden fake empathy towards her) Me, too! You are a very special contestant, and I can't beleive we-they, forgot that!
Lindsay: (Trying on a long ivory dress) We? (Heather stamps a high heeled shoe on Lindsay's foot) OW! What's your damage?!
Gwen: (Cursing at the girly pink dress she's wearing) Hey, hey, HEY! Knock it off, you guys! We have a challenge to win, and I am NOT letting the guys be sexist, and get the better of us. Now, we only have 25 minutes left, so we need a plan...
...To read more, see Wedding Killers part 2/4...