(Okay, y'all. Here's episode 2 obviously. :P This was supposed to be uploaded days ago but I was kinda busy so I couldn't finish it. This episode will be kinda short, by the way. Also the intro is almost done. I kinda took a break from it. I'm after the part that says "I wanna be close to the Sun". :P So on with the part!)

Brooke : *sharpening a fake sword* This time on Total Drama Insanity, the campers will have to use their creativity and teamwork to get through this challenge. Let's just say we're gonna have an imaginative time. *laughs* This time on
Total
Drama
Insanity!

Intro : *plays*

(in 1G)

Ronnie : *eating one of her Snickers platers*

Molly : *reading War and Peace* *looks at Ronnie* Shouldn't you save those? You know.. Since we're away from the hotel and everything?

Ronnie : Nope! Actually, the chef of that hotel is sending me more of them. You know, like a little sponsor's thingy.

Molly : Is that legal?

Ronnie : I think so. :P

Molly : /:T *continues reading*

Trinity : *arguing with Ember* Well at least dogs don't smell like saliva when they groom!

Ember : Well at least the smell of salvia is WAY better than your smell!

Trinity : Well okay. THIS IS WHAT I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THAT! *punches Ember in the stomach*

Ember : *cringes and curls over* *growls and picks Trinity up* *throws her into the wall*

Trinity : *hits into the wall* OW!

Ember : MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! >XD

Molly : T.T

(in 1B)

Blaine and Jason : *hanging out*

EC : *alone with Marcus* *holding a frying pan behind his back* Hey, Marky.

Marcus : /:T

EC : I just wanted to thank you for the little tie present I got a couple of days ago. The present just made me soooooo happy. *pulls out the frying pan and hits Marcus in the head*

Marcus : @.@ *passes out on the ground*

EC : That'll teach him a little lesson. *snickers*

Jason : *looks over at EC*

EC : O3O *throws the frying pan away*

Jason : /:T *walks over to EC* What happened to Marc?

EC : Oh. He just was a little sleepy.

Jason : Hmmm... /:T

Jason : (in confessional) Marc went to sleep.. Near EC?! I don't think I can believe that.

(in 2G)

Gabriella : OKAY! I WANNA KNOW WHO TRIED TO VOTED FOR ME??!! D:<

Riley : I did. :T

Gabriella : WHAT?!?!

Riley : And I bet a lot of others did, too. You should be happy that your standin' before us right now.

Gabriella : *growls*

Riley : (in confessional) Oh my gosh. I can't believe the chick went all out with the singin' a couple of days ago. She's not as good as a singer. She's actin' like she's, like, Mariah Carrey or somethin'.

Lilyth : I voted for Rio-

Gabriella : See? Someone enjoys my presence.

Lilyth : .. But it was on accident. I meant to vote you off.

Gabriella : D:< WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHAKESPEARE'S PLAY CREATION CAREER IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I AM THE MOST FUN AND LAID-BACK GIRL IN THIS WHOLE GAME!! I'M EVEN THE MOST LAID-BACK FUN-FUN I KNOW!!!

Autumn : Actually I'd say you the most boring and uptight girl in the game.

Gabriella : LOOK WHOLE'S TALKING?! YOU ONLY GET, LIKE, 2 LINES PER EPISODE!!

Autumn : (in confessional) It's so true. -0-

Riley : Yo', Girly. Tone it down a bit, would ya? I wouldn't wanna go deaf, would I?

Gabriella : DROP DEAD! *jumps onto her bed with her head buried in the pillow* *cries loudly*

Riley, Lilyth, and Autumn : /: .

Riley : (in confessional) Over emotional much?

(in 2B)

Drake : *making a protein drink*

Liam : *making a song on his violin for Jake*

Jake : *playing his guitar*

Drake : *hears* Dude. You play guitar, too?

Jake : Yeah. I thought I was the only one on the show that did.

Drake : Me, too. You know any songs?

Jake : Yeah. *plays a song and sings along with it*

Drake : O.O" Wow. You're a WAY better singer than me. You should of been Louis in the play, man.

Jake : Don't put yourself down like that. You're a pretty good singer, too. I'm just a little bit better than you. ;P

Drake and Jake : *laugh*

(in Brooke's personal RV)

Tyler : Hey, Ms. Brooke. While we were at the hotel I made you a present. *hands Brooke a plate that's from the hotel and there's a drawing of Brooke and him on it* I made it with the hotel's plates and paint. :)

Brooke : Uhhhh.. Yeaaaaahhh.. O_o *hands the plate back to Tyler*

Tyler : D:>

Brooke : Remember about that magical box I told you about?

Tyler : *nods* :D

Brooke : Just put the present in there, please.

Tyler : Okay! Anything for you! *throws the plate in the trash can STILL not knowing it's a trash can*

Chef : *stops the car* *takes one of his ear buds of his earphones out* We're here, Brooke.

Brooke : Lovely. Get the interns to stop the car.

Chef : *nods and contacts the interns*

(outside)

Campers : *walk out of their RVs* *notice the setting*

Jake : Back in Canada?

Brooke : Yep. Now to the challenge.. WELCOME TO UNDERWORLD LARP!!! Well.. We're outside of it. :P

Gabriella : What the poop is larp?

Brooke :  Live-Action Role play.

Gabriella : And what is that? >:\

Molly : Live-Action: Action involving real people or animals, as contrasted with computer animation or computer-generated effects. Role play: The acting out or performance of a particular role either consciously or unconsciously, in accordance with the perceived expectations of society with regard to a person's behavior in a particular context. ._.

Drake : Dude, that's the exact dictionary definition. How'd you remember all of that?

Molly : Photographic memory. :P

Jake : Cool. :)

Molly : .///. Thanks..

Molly : (in confessional) OMG!!! JAKE LIKES ME- I mean my photographic memory.. >_> Plus, why would I care if he likes it or not? We're just developing into homies.. Hehe. >.>"

Brooke : Anyway, since this is a larping stadium.. Tournament.. I don't know which one.., WE WILL BE LARPING!!!!

Gabriella : O_O

Gabriella : (in confessional) HOW DARE SHE MAKE ME LARP! LARPING IS FOR STUPID NERDS WHO HAVE NO LIFE!!!

Ronnie : *cheers* YAY! I LOVE LARPING!!!!

Gabriella : May I ask why? /:T

Ronnie : BECAUSE YOU GET TO USE YOUR CREATIVITY!! ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN!! :D

Gabriella : T_T"

Gabriella : (in confessional) See? For

Brooke : So.. To start larping.. You'll need to get your teams, pick your race, personality, costumes, and a whole bunch of other crap!

Ronnie : YAY!!!!!

Rest of the Campers : o_O

Brooke : Now teams..-

Drake : Wait.. You're gonna change them?

Brooke : Oh yeaaaah. Tyler apparently forgot to remind me to tell y'all about the whole team-thing.

Tyler : Sorry, Ms. Brooke! I totally forgot! D:>

Brooke : It's okay. -.-" Anyway, I'm gonna change teams every challenge.  Aka, every episode. Now, since we're now adapted to the teaming thingy, I will give the teams actual names instead of "1" and "2". The first team will contain Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake.

Molly : (in confessional) EAT THAT, VIEWERS!! I'M WITH JAKE!!! >:D- Uhh.. Not that I care or anything.. >_> *rubs her arm*

Liam : (in confessional) Again I can work up my connection with Jake again. :3 I think we really have a high relationship. ;3 We even made out yesterday!! ;D

Jake : (in confessional) Great. I have to be with this loon again? He keeps stalking me and stalking me ALL. THE. TIME! I was trying to sleep, and I heard him sleep talking in his dream about him and some dude making out yesterday. O_o

Brooke : Their team will be called "The Laughing Diarrhea". XD

Trinity : Is that a joke, Brooke?

Brooke : Nope! Nikki came up with the names! XP

Nicole : I did?

Brooke : *elbows her*

Nicole : *clears her voice* I did!

Trinity : -.-"

Brooke : The second team will contain the rest of you, Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn, EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus.

Blaine : (in confessional) Of course. -_-"

Brooke : Their team will be call "The Delayed Puberty". XD

Autumn : Real mature, Nikki.

Nicole : But I didn't even-

Brooke : >_>

Nicole : *sighs* -_-"

Brooke : Now Team Laughing Diarrhea will go to the nearest larp shopping place to find costumes. While you're there you can pick your character's role and race. Team Delayed Puberty will be in RV 1B to chill out until Team Laughing Diarrhea gets out of the larp shopping place. Nikki will go shopping with Team Laughing Diarrhea at the shopping place. I will be relaxing in my RV. /:D Now you guys can go. :P *goes back into her RV*

Tyler and Chef : *follow her in*

Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn, EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *go into 1B*

Nikki : *mutters* Of course Brooke left me with these guys.. *talks in her normal tone* Okay, guys. Let's go. *gets in 1G's driver's seat*

Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *get in 1G*

(in 1G)

Nicole : *driving*

Trinity : I already know what race I'm gonna be.

Ember : I go also.

Trinity : >_>

Ember : <_<

Ronnie : Really? I can't decide. -.- THERE'S SO MANY AWESOME RACES! What are you guys gonna be?

Trinity : Dog.

Ember : Cat.

Trinity and Ember : *growl at each other*

Ronnie : Ummm.. Well let's just remember that we're all on the same team. O_o

Jake : *talking to Molly* So about your talent.. It's pretty cool.

Molly : Thanks. .///.

Jake : When did you find out you had it?

Molly : When I was a in 2nd grade. I got all A's in my classes because I remembered all the lessons. My parents thought that was suspicious, so I went to the doctor. He said I had photographic memory.

Jake : Cool. We should hang out sometime.

Molly : O///O Yeah..

Molly : (in confessional) OMG!!! JAKE JUST TOTALLY ASKED ME OUT!!!- Kinda.. >.>

Liam : *was watching them* *growls*

Liam : (in confessional) OH MY GOSH! THAT HEATHEN WAS FLIRTING WITH MY MAN!! Wait, is that even classified as flirting..? >.> Anyway, I'm gonna find a way to get that witch out of the picture before she gets in the way of me and Jakey Wakey's relationship. >:(

Drake : *drinking a protein drink*

Ronnie : *appears on Drake's head while eating a Snickers bar*

Drake : *sits the cup in his lap and looks up* What the..-

Ronnie : *swoops down and dips her Snickers bar in the protein drink*

Drake : O_O"

Ronnie : *takes a bite of the Snickers bar* *eyes widen* DUDE! THIS TASTES SOOOOO [BLEEP]IN' GOOD!!!! *takes the protein drink and sticks her Snickers bar in it* Thaaaaaanks. X3 *hugs him*

Drake : Uhhhh.. What did I do to deserve a hug? I didn't even give you the protein drink. You took it from me. :\

Ronnie : In my language, which is called Ronniean, when one takes something from the opposite gender and the opposite gender is completely okay with it, not beating the crap out of the receiver, then they like each other, and they'll soon be boyfriend and girlfriend. ^.^

Drake : What are you talking about??

Ronnie : ._.

Drake : .....

Ronnie : /:T

Drake : o_O

Ronnie : WHAT CHA WAITIN' FOR? QUIT STARIN' AND POP THE QUESTION ALREADY!!! D:<

Drake : I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!!

Ronnie : A date after the larping? Okay! See you then! *hugs him again and skips away with his protein drink and her Snickers bar*

Drake : Ummm...

Drake : (in confessional) This chick is crazy.

Nicole : *stops the car* We're here, guys.

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *get out of the RV*

Molly : *looks back* Ron, you coming?

Ronnie : Nope! I'm gonna go buy my costume from a different place. :3

Molly : Umm.. Can you drive?

Ronnie : Nope!

Molly : O_O"

Ronnie : First time for everything, right?

Molly : *speed walks away*

(in front of the larp store)

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *walk into it*

(inside the larp store)

Store Worker Person : *dressed in his larping costume* *looks like a complete weirdo* Welcome. The girl section here on your right, *points to the section on the right* and the boy section is here on your left. *points to the section on the left* Feel free to look around and you can ask me questions about the costumes.

Trinity, Ember, and Molly : *go to the right*

Drake, Liam, and Jake : *go to the left*

Store Worker Person : *sprays that minty stuff in his mouth* Come here often? /:J

Nicole : o_o"

(the right of the store)

Trinity : *looks around herself* Hey, where's Ron?

Molly : *looking in her size* She's at a different store.

Trinity : Good grief. -.-"

Trinity : (in confessional) This move better not cause the team to lose.

Ember : I found the perfect outfit! >:D *runs into the dressing room with her costume*

Molly : Me, too. *walks into the dressing room with her costume*

Trinity : Me, three. *walks into the dressing room with her costume*

(the left of the store)

Jake : *looking at a rack of costumes of his size*

Liam : *pops out of nowhere on the other side of the rack*

Jake : *jumps in fear* O_O"

Liam : What a coincidence! We wear the same size!! X3

Jake : Wow.. I didn't know you wanted to be what I wanted to be... >_>"

Liam : I guess we're alike!! :D

Jake : Umm... Can we have some space..?

Liam : Oh... Um... ._." Sure..... *walks away looking all sad*

Jake : /:T

Drake : *looking around*

Jake : *turns to Drake* What are you looking for?

Drake : Something that'll express my muscles.

Jake : How about over there? *points to a part of the store that's north of where they are*

Drake : *sees where he's pointing* .. Seriously?

Jake : It expresses your muscles, doesn't it?

Drake : *sighs and walks to that part of the store*

Liam : *walks into the dressing room with his costume*

Jake : *walks into the dressing room with his costume*

Drake : *comes back and walks into the dressing room with his costume*

(front of the larp store)

Store Worker Person : *using corny pick-up lines on Nicole*

Nicole : -0-"

Trinity, Ember, and Molly : *walk to Nicole*

Nicole : *sees them* THANK THE HEAVENS YOU'RE BACK HERE!! Anyways, what races did you pick?

Ember : Cat.

Trinity : Dog.

Molly : Witch.

Nicole : Roles?

Trinity : Crazy fighting girl that fights with her bare hands!! >:D

Ember : The sly mysterious thief.

Molly : Healing.

Drake, Liam, and Jake : *walk to Nicole*

Nicole : Okay, what are your races, guys?

Jake : Human.

Liam : Elf!

Drake : Fairy... >_>"

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *laugh like crazy*

Drake : That's not funny!!!!!! >:U

Nicole : *wiping the tears (from laughing so hard) off her cheeks* Okay. Okay, but that was TOO funny!!! XD

Drake : T_T"

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *gradually stop laughing*

Nicole : Okay.. Now roles?

Jake : Knight.

Liam : Archery.

Drake : ..-

Jake : Wait.. *laughs* Is yours.. *tries to cover his mouth* FAIRY MAGIC?!?!?!?

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *start laughing like crazy again*

Drake : *tries to talk over them* No.. Actually..-

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *still laughing*

Drake : T.T" *talks louder* Actually..!

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *STILL laughing*

Drake : T_T" *yells* ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT! IT IS FAIRY MAGIC!! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU PEOPLE!!!

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *stop laughing and look at Drake* ._. ..... *start up laughing again, but even louder and crazier*

Molly : *ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing)* THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!! XD

Trinity and Ember : *have their hands on each others' backs and laughing together* We hate each other but that was so poopin' funny that we're bonding! XD

Liam : *laughing and holding his stomache* XD

Jake : *making a spot-on impression of Drake* *yelling* ACTUALLY YOU'RE RIGHT! IT IS FAIRY MAGIC!! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO TELL YOU PEOPLE!!! D:<

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *crack up laughing even louder* *act even more crazy*

Nicole : *stops laughing and clears her voice* Okay, guys. I think he has had enough.

Trinity, Ember, Molly, Liam, and Jake : *gradually stop laughing*

Drake : >_>"

Nicole : I'll pay real quick, and then we could get out of here so you guys can hang out in your RV and chill.

Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *walk out of the store*

Nicole : *pays and then follows them out*

(in front of the larp store)

Nicole : Hey, where's the car?

Molly : Oh. Ronnie took it. ._.

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Drake, Liam, and Jake : WHAT?!??

Ember : She does know we need to leave, right?!

Drake : We can always just use our feet.

Trinity : EW! *walking towards Drake* Hey, *caressing his cheek* you big, strong men should carry us back. ;)

Drake : *blushing* Um.. Erm...

Trinity : Pleeeaaaaassseeeee?? ;3

Drake : Get the carrying, guys!

Trinity, Ember, and Molly : YAY!!

Drake : *picks up Trinity*

Jake : *picks up Molly*

Molly : .///.

Molly : (in confessional) EEEKKK!!! I'M GETTING PICKED UP BY THEE. JAKE!!!! Thanks, Trinity!!

Liam : *about to pick up Ember*

Ember : NO! I'm fine.

Liam : Why?

Ember : Nothing. I'll just walk.

Liam : Okay?

Ember : (in confessional) I just don't want him to touch my arms.. Why? It's complicated.. :\

Nicole : You could pick up me..?

Liam : Okay. *picks up Nicole*

Ember, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *start walking*

(back at the campsite)

Ronnie : *making her outfit while sitting on the ground crisscross*

Nicole, Trinity, Ember, Molly, Drake, Liam, and Jake : *get there*

Ember, Liam and Jake : *panting*

Liam : *puts down Nicole*

Jake : *puts down Molly*

Drake : That was nothing. You guys need to walk like that regularly. *puts down Trinity*

Ronnie : *looks up and sees Drake and Trinity* Umm.. Drake? Why were you just holding Trinity? >:\

Drake : Well-

Ronnie : Are you cheating on me?!

Drake : 1, I was just carrying her to be nice. 2, me and you aren't even in a relationship!!

Ronnie : Yes we are!! I can't believe you cheated on me!! D:< *turns away from them and continues to make her outfit* >:T

Drake : -.-"

Nicole : Also, Ronnie, what race and role do you want to be?

Ronnie : Human and a magic caster.

Nicole : Okay. Now.. *yells* TEAM DELAYED PUBERTY!! TIME TO GO SHOPPING!!!

Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn, EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *walk out of 1B and go into 1G*

Nicole : *follows them in*

(Fastfowardingtowherethey'reatthelarpingstorebecauseidon'tfeelliketypingallofthatagain..)

(inside the larp store)

Store Worker Person : *sees Nicole* I see you couldn't stay away from me. /:D

Nicole : -_-" Girls, just go on the right of the store and boys, go on the left.

Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, and Autumn : *go to the right*

EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *go to the left*

(the right of the store)

Autumn : *looking in the fairy section* I think I'm gonna be a fairy.

Gabriella : Actually.. *booty bumps Autumn away and looks in the section* I'M going to be the fairy. I mean, I'd be a better fairy than you any day. /:J

Autumn : But.. I was looking first...-

Gabriella : There's so many other sections, doll.

Autumn : (in confessional) If there's so many sections, then why can't see look in them?! >:(

Autumn : What else would fit my personality then?

Gabriella : A barbarian.

Autumn : *mutters to herself and walks away to a different section*

Lilyth : Riot, you should be the thief.

Riley : Well I got nothin' else in mind. *looks in the thief section*

Lilyth : I think I'll be the witch healer. *looks in the witch section*

Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn,  : *go into their own dressing rooms with their costumes*

(the left of the store)

Marcus : *rubbing his head and looking in the archery thingy section*  *talking to Jason* Dude, I still have a major headache...

Jason : *looking in the knight section* Hm...

Jason : (in confessional) Yep. EC did something to Marc.

EC : *looking in the spell caster section* These outfits are so cliche. Almost reminds me of you, Blaine, but their less worse than you.

Blaine : *looking in the knight section along with Jason* Oh ha ha. Soooo funny. *rolls eyes*

Blaine : I thought you'd like that one.

EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *go into the dressing rooms with their costumes*

(the front of the larp store)

Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn, EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *walk to Nicole*

Nicole : Okay. What roles and race did you guys get?

Autumn : A barbarian human...

Nicole : Really? I thought you'd be a fairy or something dainty like that. :\

Gabriella : Well guess what. I'M the fairy healer.

Nicole : And I thought you'd be a barbarian!

Gabriella : EXCUSE ME?!? Why I aughta...-

Riley : *puts her arm infront of Gabriella so she doesn't go charging at Nicole* I'm gonna be a human thief.

Lilyth : I'm the witch healer.

EC : Human spell caster.

Blaine : Knight.

Jason : Ditto for the knight.

Marcus : Elf archerer.

Nicole : Okay. I'll pay and then we can go back to the campsite. Then we'll begin the challenge. *pays for the costumes*

Nicole, Riley, Gabriella, Lilyth, Autumn, EC, Blaine, Jason, and Marcus : *leave and go into 1G* *drive back to the campsite*

(Again, sorry the part took so long. Also I'm deciding if this episode will be 2 or 3 parts. :\ Probably 3 so I can give the registration for Total Drama Apps some time to get more contestants. Anyway, how'd you like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your comments in the comment boxy thingy. The next part will come soon!)