Chris McClean stood on the Dock of Shame with his usual smug grin on his face. Behind him, was an island like Wawanakwa but not the same.

“Hello world!” He exclaimed. “Are you all ready for an exciting new season of Total Drama? Well I hope you are cause I’m bringing back a few favorites from last season!” On cue, a boat came.

“And here they come!” Jinx, Riley, EC, Zoey, Sayu, Natalie, Wisp and Ace walked out of the boat one after another.

“Why are we here again?” EC scoffed.

“That will be explained! But right now I’m gonna ask the three of you, Riley, Jinx and EC about what you did after the finals.

“Well I obviously got out of the streets and lived in a big house.” EC said.

“Riley, what about you?” Chris asked.

Riley smiled widely. “I donated the money to the orphanage!” She said with great enthusiasm.

“I mostly gave all the money away to all the other contestants.” Jinx said with a smile. Chris nodded in response.

“You still didn’t tell us what we are here for.” Natalie pointed out.

“I’m getting to it!” Chris glared at her. “You eight are here to work for me!”

“Uhh...what!?” Ace asked, clearly shocked. “I’m going back.” He turned to leave but the boat had already left.

“You all are gonna become helpers in challenges.” Chris said to them.

“So we’re basically interns?” Riley asked.

“Ehh...not really.” Chris replied. “Now go off. The contestants are coming!” The eight ex-contestants walked off.

“And now here comes the-” Chris started to say but was cut off by a helicopters voice. A man in army clothes dropped down from above holding a rifle.

“Freeze McClean!” The man shouted.

“What?! Noooo!” Chris shouted. The man grabbed Chris by the shoulders and dragged him to the helicopter that flew away then. Then, the dock was empty for a while. Later, a man walked to the area. He had a bald head. He wore a blue suit with a red tie. He looked quite nervous.

“Uhh..Hello people, we’re having some problems right now. But st-stay tuned and don’t change the channel.” The man ran off screen. Then the screen went white with a message written in the middle. ‘Host technicalities-Don’t change the channel!’ When the screen came back to the dock, nobody was standing there. Then Jinx walked over to the area.

“Huh? Where’s Chris?” She wondered aloud. Suddenly a boat came into view and the bald man came out of it.

“Uhh...uhmm...aahh...” He was deep in thought while looking at the confused Jinx. “Aha!” He handed Jinx a paper listing names of the coming contestants. “Can you be the host for this season? I’ll pay you double!” He said hurriedly. When he saw Jinx even more confused he nodded and went back to the boat which sped off.

“What...was that?” She asked to no one in particular. She flipped through the pages reading everything. “I’m hosting this season?” She had no idea that the first boat had arrived. When Lana exited the boat she only saw Jinx reading the pages. She went forward and tapped her shoulder.

“Hiii!” Lana exclaimed. Jinx was startled by the arrival.

“Oh. You must be Lana!” She said as she looked at the list. Lana nodded eagerly. “Well, hi Lana! I’m Jinx! The...host for this season.”

Lana’s eyes widened. “You’re Jinx! The winner of Total Drama Stranded!” She said ecstatically. Jinx nodded and smiled at her.

“Well look, there’s your fellow competitor...uhmm” Jinx looked at the list. “Veto!” Veto walked out of the new boat with headphones in his ears.

“ I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie. You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh. Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is.” Veto sang as he went over to Lana.

“Hii gay dude!” Lana shouted at Veto. Veto stopped his MP3.

“Who you calling gay?” He asked furiously.

“I’m sorry! It’s just you were saying-” Lana started.

“It was a song. It’s ok. You didn’t know one song of Nicki Minaj.” Veto said while returning to his MP3.

“Umm...who’s Nicki Minaj?” Lana asked a bit confused.

“Y-you don’t know who Nicki Minaj is? For god sake woman! You disgust me!” Veto said dramatically and shook his head disapprovingly, then stuck his head up.

“Ok next is uhmm..Dan and Phil! Jinx exclaimed. Two boys got off another boat grinning.

“I can’t believe it Phil! We’re on Total Drama!” Dan exclaimed. Phil nodded happily.

“It’s amazing!” Phil agreed. Then he saw Jinx. “Dan! That’s Jinx! THE Jinx!” Dan nodded eagerly. Lana had just noticed Dan and Phil.

“Wait. I think I know you both from somewhere...” She said as she started to ponder over who they were. Meanwhile Phil was shaking Jinx’s hand.

Lana: For some unknown reason whenever I think of Dan and Phil, I get Dan is not on fire and amazing Phil. I mean I know Dan’s not on fire and Phil probably amazing but... *scratches her head*

Phil: It’s pretty amazing to be here. I’m sorry I couldn’t vlog today but when I come back we’ll have loads to talk about my experience here followers.

“Ok, our next contestant is Conner!” Jinx introduced. A boy wearing a green hoodie, with black eyes came out of the boat holding a football. He grinned at everybody, then kicked the ball. It went high up, came back and then hit Veto in the face.

“Ow! What’d you do that for?!” Veto yelled. Conner tried to stifled his laugh and went over to Veto.

“Sorry dude.” Conner said to him and patted him. “You were in the wrong place.” Veto didn’t respond and rubbed his face.

“Next up is-” Jinx was cut off.

“Jinxy!!!” Riley came into view. “What are you doing? All the others are-” She noticed the five contestants. “Lana?!” She yelled.

“Riley?!” Lana also yelled. Those two hugged each other.

“What are you both doing?” Riley asked Lana and Jinx.

“Hosting a show.” Jinx said.

“And I’m a contestant!” Lana said eagerly.

Then Riley noticed Dan and Phil and her eyes went wide. “Dan and Phil!?” She exclaimed. Those both nodded happily. Suddenly Zoey’s voice could be heard saying:

‘Riley! Call Jinx! We’re starting it!’

“Well I better go and tell this to them. Bye Jinxy! Bye Lana Banana!” Riley yelled as she went off.

“Anyways, next up is Lexi!” Jinx finally finished. A girl came out of the boat. She walked quietly ahead glaring at anyone who would look at her. She stood next to Conner and folded her arms.

“Hey.” Conner tried to say. Lexi looked at him, as if she was bored and Conner nervously looked away.

“Okay...Who’s next? Ok. Here comes Drake!” Jinx said. A boy with a grey and red shirt over a blue shirt walked out of the boat. He had a smile on his face.

“Hey everybody.” Drake said with calm. He stood next to Veto. “Hey dude.” Veto fistbumped Drake in response. Veto still had his headphones on.

“You do know who Nicki Minaj is right?” Veto randomly asked. Drake was about to say no but the look on Lana’s face told him to say ‘yes’.

“Uh...yeah! Who doesn’t?” Drake said. Veto eyed him suspiciously.

“Who is she?” He asked.

“Uhh...uhmm...an actor?” Drake said nervously. Veto’s eyes widened.

“You people disgust me. Nobody knows about her.” Veto said sadly. Suddenly someone stepped on the dock.

“Meet your new leader!” A boy with green hair said. Veto looked at him instantly.

“What’d you say?” He asked crazily.

“Uh..’meet your new leader’.Why?” The boy said.

“Cause, I’m the leader!” Veto whined. Jinx came in between them.

“And that’s Kendall!” Jinx said. Then she looked at the two boys fighting and sighed. “Stay tuned for more of Total Drama...wait...what’s the name of this season?” She looked through the papers. “Ok. Stay tuned for Total Drama...Switcheroo!”

(Commercial Break)

Jinx had now separated Kendall and Veto. They both were glaring at each other. Then Kendall heard the song that Veto was listening to.

“Hey! I know that song! It’s Super Bass by Nicki Minaj! I love it.” Kendall exclaimed. Veto instantly stopped glaring at Kendall.

“Me too!” Veto said. He then put his hand around Kendall. “Together we’ll conquer the world from Nicko haters.” Kendall grinned.

Veto: Finally someone who I like :D But I’ll have to figure out the whole leader thing.

“Now here comes Clinton!” Clinton walked out of his boat and waved. He seemed invisible since everyone was busy doing something. Veto and Kendall were talking. Lexi was ignoring Drake trying to talk to her. Conner kept kicking his ball. Lana had finally remembered who Dan and Phil were and was now talking to them. Nobody looked at Clinton. Clinton sighed sadly to himself and walked next to Kendall.

“Ok. Here’s Jen!” A girl wearing a pony T-shirt walked out of the next boat.

“Hi everyone!” She shouted. This got everyone’s attention. Jen walked over to Lexi. Then she stared at Lexi.

“What?” Lexi barked.

“Nothing,” Jen looked away. Then after a while she said “Do you like MLP?”

“Ponies? Uhh. No.” Lexi said dryly. “Ponies are for weird kids.” Jen was clearly hurt by this comment.

Jen:.....She’s not nice D:

Lexi: Ponies? Please. What a weirdo.

“Our eleventh contestant is...Claudia!” Claudia walked out of the boat. She sent a wild grin at everyone.

“Hi there!” She said happily. She noticed Kendall talking to Veto and she walked over to him. “Hiya there.”

“Oh hey sexy.” Kendall complimented. Claudia blushed. Suddenly a girl walked over to Jinx.

“Uhmm. Jinx right?” The girl asked. Jinx nodded. “Ok. Mr.Mint said that you would need help hosting a show so he said that I can help you with stuff.”

“Ok. But who’s Mr.Mint?” Jinx asked.

“He’s the bald guy who gave you the job.” The girl said.

“Ok. What’s your name?” Jinx asked.

“Ruby.” The girl answered. Ruby caught sight of Kendall and blushed. Kendall noticed her looking at him and he winked at her. Ruby’s cheeks became as red as a tomato. She looked at Jinx.

“Thank. I think I will need some help.” Jinx sighed. She gestured towards Lexi being bitter to Drake.

Kendall: I’ve got two girls who like me! Bingo!

Claudia: Kendall seems like my type *smirks*

Ruby: *blushing*

Jinx then saw the next boat coming. “Here’s the next contestant Edward!” At the name of Edward Lana looked at the boat. Out of it came Edward. Without looking at the face, Lana ran and jumped on Edward from behind.

“Oh my Edward. Make me your Bella. We will live happily together. Together, with our Semen...” Lana said. Edward looked very stunned.

“Uh-uhhh...what?” He asked confused. Lana noticed Edward’s face.

“Oh.” She said sadly. “You’re not Edward.” With that she walked back to where she was before. Edward just scratched his head in confusion.

“And,” Jinx said “Our next contestant is Diego!”

Diego hopped out of his boat. Then he started to walk normally. “Hi!” He exclaimed. Then he saw Kendall. “Kendi! What’re you doing here?”

“Diego? I’m competing in the show. Didn’t you know?” Kendall asked. Diego shook his head.

“Next up is-” Jinx started. She was cut off by a loud thud. She looked at the cameraman but he was on the ground. The camera was covered by pie so the screen only showed black. In the background Dan’s voice could be heard.

“What the hell was that?” He shouted. Then Diego’s voice was heard.

“APRIL FOOLS!” This was followed by laughter.

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NOTE:
The other half of the cast will be introduced in the next part