The Dalicia (that's Dan and Alicia's ship name till I think of a better one) is up!
Taking place on the second day of Total Drama Disney, the day after their first challenge and elimination, when they have a little break.
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I turn on the camera, I wasn’t sure if I was going to post this or not; maybe I could post it to my neglected side-channel, “danisnotinteresting.” All I know was; I want to document this experience and the people I meet here, for my benefit… and perhaps the benefit of my subscribers if I decided to post this.
I turn to face the camera and begin with my classic “Hello Internet!” I then proceed to talk, “So, as you may have noticed I’m not in my apartment, no, as most of you likely know Phil and I are on the set of Total Drama Disney the reality show. I’m in the boys’ cabin right now and it’s luckily empty so I don’t have to talk to people.”
I pause a little to think about what I want to say, “My time at Total Drama Disney so far has been incredible, we’ve only done the first challenge and I’ve already gotten close to some people, as well as maybe even made an enemy or two.”
“I began with a Snow White challenge in which my team had to construct our very own “poison apple.” And I’m going to tell you right now that my team is friggin awesome. There’s me, Phil, this hyper girl Riley, another guy named Nicko, a badass girl named Ashlen who happened to get eliminated last night, this girl Lila who is a little bossy, a mischievous girl named Luana, a kind girl named Callie and then there’s my newest and so far closest friend here, Alicia, who is….”
I stop myself right there. There’s nothing I can say about Alicia that won’t cause a massive shipping-shitstorm in the comments. I looked back to the camera and take a deep breath, “The most intelligent, loving, caring, beautiful girl I’ve ever met…”
Who am I kidding though, saying all these things? She’s never going to want a guy like me.
I walk and turn off the camera, flopping on my bed. I can’t post that video, not without her seeing, and not without the dumb twelve year olds that watch my videos going crazy… and she doesn’t deserve that… she’s perfect… she deserves nothing but love.
Sometimes being internet-famous, sucks.
Taking place on the second day of Total Drama Disney, the day after their first challenge and elimination, when they have a little break.
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I turn on the camera, I wasn’t sure if I was going to post this or not; maybe I could post it to my neglected side-channel, “danisnotinteresting.” All I know was; I want to document this experience and the people I meet here, for my benefit… and perhaps the benefit of my subscribers if I decided to post this.
I turn to face the camera and begin with my classic “Hello Internet!” I then proceed to talk, “So, as you may have noticed I’m not in my apartment, no, as most of you likely know Phil and I are on the set of Total Drama Disney the reality show. I’m in the boys’ cabin right now and it’s luckily empty so I don’t have to talk to people.”
I pause a little to think about what I want to say, “My time at Total Drama Disney so far has been incredible, we’ve only done the first challenge and I’ve already gotten close to some people, as well as maybe even made an enemy or two.”
“I began with a Snow White challenge in which my team had to construct our very own “poison apple.” And I’m going to tell you right now that my team is friggin awesome. There’s me, Phil, this hyper girl Riley, another guy named Nicko, a badass girl named Ashlen who happened to get eliminated last night, this girl Lila who is a little bossy, a mischievous girl named Luana, a kind girl named Callie and then there’s my newest and so far closest friend here, Alicia, who is….”
I stop myself right there. There’s nothing I can say about Alicia that won’t cause a massive shipping-shitstorm in the comments. I looked back to the camera and take a deep breath, “The most intelligent, loving, caring, beautiful girl I’ve ever met…”
Who am I kidding though, saying all these things? She’s never going to want a guy like me.
I walk and turn off the camera, flopping on my bed. I can’t post that video, not without her seeing, and not without the dumb twelve year olds that watch my videos going crazy… and she doesn’t deserve that… she’s perfect… she deserves nothing but love.
Sometimes being internet-famous, sucks.
