Haha. Just kidding. This is "Total Drama Mystery." XD













Haha. Just kidding. This is really "Total Drama Insanity." XD And don't think I'm doing this for you, DandC4. This is for those who don't piss me off and really were wishing for this not to get canceled. Now let's get this started. :D

Oh wait. Warning thingy....

WARNING: THERE WILL BE A LOT OF CURSING, SO I RECOMMEND YOU DON'T READ THIS IN FRONT OF OVERPROTECTIVE PARENTS THAT DON'T LET YOU READ OR TAKE PART IN ANYTHING THAT INCLUDES CURSING.

Wait. Why did I even have to type that warning? It's AEDNAT we're talking about!! XD Anyway, let's finally get started.

(outside)

Aednat : *pulls out a megaphone* *puts it up to her mouth* *yells EXTREMELY loud* OKAY, P*SSIES!!!!!! GET THE F*CK OUT OF THOSE D*MN RVS AND SIT YOUR DUMB *SSES DOWN!!!!!!!!

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, Lilyth, Liam, Jake, and Jason : *come out of their RVs*

Autumn. : And Gabi's complaining.....

Gabriella : WHAT?!?!!?? ALL I HEAR IS A LONG BEEP!!!!!!! I'M SO CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!

Autumn : TUT Good enough.

Gabriella : (in confessional) FROM SO MUCH YELLING TODAY, I THINK I'VE BECAME DEAF. LET'S JUST HOPE IT'S JUST TEMPORARY.

Molly : Uh..... Isn't this kinda... Flip-flopped?

Trinity : Yeah. You're supposed to go into each one of the RVs and-

Aednat : DO I LOOK LIKE I'M F*CKING JO FROST RUNNING AROUND, TENDING YOU IDIOTIC KIDS?!?

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, Ember, Drake, EC, Marcus, Blaine, Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, Lilyth, Liam, Jake, and Jason : ._."

Aednat : ANYWAY, I'M GONNA TEACH YOU SOULLESS D*CKHEADS HOW TO SPEAK SOME IRISH!!!! NOW YOU B*TCHES BETTER BE GOOD AT THIS SH*T CUZ I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO F*CK AROUND!!!!!

Marcus : (in confessional) Us? She's the one who's the ginger here, just saying.

Aednat : *throws her megaphone on the ground steps on it, breaking it into pieces* WHY DO I NEED THIS CHEAT *SS METAL?!?! I CAN SCREAM TEN TIMES AS LOUD AS THIS SH*T!!!!!!!

EC : Okay, Mighty Mouse. Just cut to the chase and teach us some foreign-

Aednat : MIGHTY MOUSE?!???! WHO THE H*LL ARE YOU CALLING MIGHTY MOUSE?!?!?? *takes a deep breath* *mutters* Is é seo an leathcheann ag glaoch ME Luiche Mighty?! Cac, nach bhfuil a fhios dom. *sighs* Ná lig fiú é a fháil chun tú, Aednat...

Marcus : Uh...... Can someone translate that..? ._."

Riley : She said, and I quote,-

Aednat : Keep your mouth shut, you d*mn blueberry. They don't need to know. e_e

Riley : Uh.... Okay? /:U

Aednat : Okay. Now since you *ssholes probably got my d*mn body temperature up, I'll talk more calm. Man, if my temperature goes to 836° like that last time..... - But that's besides the point. Let's just get to the important part of this sh*t. Now, Rirotrinyem, front and center. >:T

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, and Ember : *go to the front in front of Aednat*

Aednat : Now this is very simple, so don't f*ck it up. Say the following, '*says some lyrics in Irish (I don't wanna spoil so...... XD)*'

Riley, Trinity, and Ember : *repeat it correctly*

Ronnie : *kind of stumbles on it*

Aednat : So I'm not in the mood for f*cking around, so I'm just gonna let that dumb*ss sh*t go.

Ronnie : ._.

Aednat : What the h*ll are you still doing here?! Get the f*ck out of my sights!! >:U

Riley, Ronnie, Trinity, and Ember : :U *go back to their previous spots*

Aednat : Now. City Lights. Get over here.

Drake, EC, Marcus, and Blaine : *go to the spot in the front and in front of Aednat*

Aednat : Repeat after me: '*says something in Irish*'

Drake, EC, Marcus, and Blaine : *repeat after her*

Aednat : Eh. Good enough. Now leave.

Drake, EC, Marcus, and Blaine : *go back to their previous spots*

Aednat : Fallen Angels..?

Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *go to the spot in the front and in front of Aednat*

Aednat : '*says something in Irish*'

Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *repeat after her*

Aednat : Now leave.

Gabriella, Molly, Autumn, and Lilyth : *go back to their previous spots*

Aednat : Last and least, Undescried Name.

Jason, Jake, and Liam : *go to the spot in the front in front of Aednat*

Aednat : '*says something in Irish*

Jake and Liam : *repeat after her correctly*

Jason : *repeats it completely wrong*

Aednat : e_e Get out of my sight.

Jake, Liam, and Jason : *go back to their previous spots*

Aednat : Now that you lameos are done wasting my time, I'm gonna leave.

Jake : And are we just supposed to stay out here and do nothing or what? ._.?

Aednat : Do I look like a d*mn FAQ book? >:U

Jake : Uh....-

Aednat : Anyway, I'm feeling generous today, so I'll let you in one the info. I leave, Brooke comes. She'll be talking to you about your little performance thing- the last part of the band challenge.

Autumn : And that's all...?

Aednat : Yep. Anyways, you dumb*sses enjoy your tea party. I'm gonna hang out with the actually interesting people. *goes to 1H*

(How'd you like it? Did I express your character well? Do I need to improve on anything? Leave your comments in the comment boxy thingy. The next part will come soon hopefully. :P)