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Bree: Oooh! Ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for
In this corner, weighing 175 pounds, with a record of 17 rapes
400 assaults, and 4 murders, the undisputed, most diabolical
Villain in the world, Slim Shady!

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
Ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk

Ok, let's go
Back when Andre, the giant, mister elephant tusk
Picture us, you'll just be another one bit the dust
Just one up my mother's son who got thrown under the bus
Kiss my butt, lick my wonder cheese from under my nuts
It disgusts me to see the game the way that it looks
It's a must, I redeem my name and haters get mushed
Bitches lust, man they love me when I'm laying the cut
Missed the cut, the lady give a eighty some paper cut

Now picture us, it's ridiculous you curse at the thought
Cuz when I spit the verse the shit gets worse than Worcestershire sauce
If I could fit the words as picture perfect, works every time
Every verse, every line, as simple as nursery rhymes
It's elementary, the elephants have entered the room
I venture to say with the center of attention its true
Not to mention back with a vengeance and hit the signal
Of the bat symbol, the platinum trio is back on you hoes

So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us and my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk

Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Dre

Daimen: They see that low rider go by they're like "Oh my!"
You ain't got to tell me why you're sick cuz I know why
I dip through in that six trey like sick 'em Dre
I'm an itch that they can't scratch, they're sick of me
But hey, what else can I say? I love LA
Cuz over and above all, it's just another day
And this one begins where the last one ends
Pick up where we left off and get smashed again

I'll be dammed, just fucked around and crashed my Benz
Driving around with a smashed front end
Let's cash that one in
Grab another one from out the stable
The Monte Carlo, El Camino or the El Dorado
The hell if I know
Do I want leather seats or vinyl?
Decisions, decisions, garage looks like Precision Collision
Or Maico beats quake like Waco
Just keep the bass low, speakers away from your face though

Bree: So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk

And I take great pleasure in introducing, 50 Cent

Dani: It's bottle after bottle
The money ain't a thang when you party with me
Its what we into, it's simple
We ball out of control like you wouldn't believe
I'm the napalm, the bomb, the Don, I'm King Kong
Get rolled on, wrapped up and reigned on
I'm so calm through Vietnam, ring the alarm
Bring the Chandon, burn marijuana do what you want

Nigga on and on till the break of what
Get the paper man I'm caking you know I don't give a fuck
I spend it like it don't mean nothing
Blow it like its supposed to be blown
Motherfucker I'm grown
I stunt I style I flash the shit
I gets what the fuck I want, so what I trick?
Fat ass burgundy bags, classy shit
Jimmy Cho shoes I say move a bitch move

Bree: So crack a bottle, let your body waddle
Don't act like a snobby model
You just hit the lotto
Uh oh uh oh, bitches hopping in my Tahoe
Got one riding shotgun and no not one of them got gloves

Now where's the rubbers? Who's got the rubbers?
I noticed there's so many of them and there's really not that many of us
And ladies love us, my posse's kicking up dust
It's on till the break of dawn and we're starting this party from dusk
Maddie: HIYA! and welcome to TOTAL DRAMA-
Zara: AWESOMEST!
Maddie: zaraa! thats my line T-T
Zara: *covers maddies face* ANYWAY! we will have contestants competing to be the awesomest, who will win 1 million smackers!
Maddie: *takes zaras hand off her face* they win snacks? i thought they won money?
Zara: -.- *facepalm*
Maddie: LETS MEET THE CONTESTANTS!
Zara: first we have lana, ryder and jay!
Lana: AND THOSE BITCHES BE MY SONS!-
Zara: NO SINGING!
Lana: awwrrr ._.
Jay: *waves* h-hiya!
Maddie: OMG CUZEN JAY, YOUR SO ADORABLE!
jay: >/////< heh.
Ryder: sup, and single girls?
Maddie: -3- meh!
Ryder: well...
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posted by Zmidy313
biggest secret: Cutting, being bullied, abusive parents
Are they willing to let people know the secret: Yes. (But only a certain few)
How would they tell the secret: Note, or Face to Face
What song would your OC sing if they had too: if they really had to
What does your OC/s want to do before they die: Confront parents.


Gabe
Talent: Karate
Can I pair them up (just for the story :3) : Sure
Smarts 1-10: 9
can they sing?: A little
Dance?: no
Draw?: yes
Play guitar?: a little
If not, would they mind learning (any of the above): No
Favorite movie genre: Sci-Fi and Comedy
if not horror, can they stand watching them?: Yes
How long can they stay awake: All night
Can they cook?: No
(tent)

Joey: *shares the turkey with everybody*

Gustave: *comes in* Where did you get that?

Joey: My prize

Ace: Way better than this *holds out berries then eats one* Yuck!

EC: Hey Natalie can I talk to you? Privately?

Natalie: Ok

Zoey: Hmm... *follows them*

(outside tent)

EC: I think we should make an alliance.

Natalie: No thanks *walks off*

EC: Natal-

Chris: (voice) Everybody to the elimination ceremony!

(elimination ceremony)

Chris: Vote!

EC: hmm...i vote off Zoey. it seems like she's on to me.

Zoey: I don't trust EC but Kurt's kinda full of himself soooo I vote out.......EC I guess

Wisp: Ace sure is nice...
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Before you read: Guys I been reading some of TDTM and relized my OC hasn't gotten any votes like at all like you guys can vote for me if you really want to I won't get mad hahah. Anyway on with the story :D <3
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Chris: Last time... On Total Drama The Movies... Aliens!!!! Here I had the cast go to Area 55 to find Alien artifacts. Some's were good... Some's were confusing... While the winner Spike got a real life Alien!! BUT in the end it was Marissa who got the boot home. Who will survive? What will happen next? And what will happen today? Find...
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Bryce's P.O.V.

One day I just walked into the school cafeteria. And there she was. Sitting at a table all alone with her brow hair flowing in the wind.

Joey:But we were inside. There was no wind......

Shut up Joey! Anyway. She was sitting at a table all alone. She me, having a gentle nature.

Joey:Gentle Nature? Your a rebel for crying out loud! What gentle nature?

................................ D:<

Joey: I'm gonna go...*runs off*

Anyway. I decided to go over there and sit with her. I sat and introduced myself. She said her name was Marissa. Eyes beautiful eyes were bluer than the bluest ocean!...
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.: Kai's P.O.V:.
I was so Happy to see Eliza.....Shes just alittle ball of sunshine and rainbows with wings. we were in the light house on watch I was playing with my riffle a bit thinking of where I could could bullets. I was thinking of how horrible Jade's been to me..come to think of it is she my ticket to life or death?
"Kai! what are doing!" I heard Eliza yell at me.......................................

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added by Zmidy313
Source: Mochixx and Cavi on dA
In this episode, teams will be doing x-treme challenges!

These challenges are:

1.X-Treme Sofa Bed Sky Diving!
>Contestants will sky dive to a waiting sofa bed below. You'll be sky diving from 5,000 ft and using worn-out parachutes[spell fail? xD]. The rest of the team will be moving the target around and hopefully their team mate will land on it.

KB-Sofie
SG-Mr.Fluffykins

2.X-Treme Rodeo Mouse Riding!
>Contestants will rodeo ride the great Canadian bucking mouse for 8 seconds or get hoofed into a pile of dirty socks.

KB-Damien
SG-Terra

3.X-Treme Water Skiing!
>Contestants will water ski a race course, grabing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line while a member of the opposing team drives the machine.

KB(Skier[?])-Saphira SG(driver)-Ray
SG(Skier[?])-Jared KB(Driver)-Lisa


[Breeze has been eliminted btw.]
added by DuncansMyLuv14
Source: I edited this from a Courtney dress up game I can't seem to find now. If anyone finds it, tell me.
added by twitdrama
Sounds like a movie name to me
video
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couples
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this song is honey bee by blake shelton kinda explains trents feelings towards angie trent is my character and angie is ninjacupcake88`s character
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Source: Me
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Source: Mere
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Source: Mere
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Source: join me crack
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Source: elkhat-law base
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Source: Me
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posted by ninjacupcake88
This chapter takes place after episode four of "Total Drama Simulation" (sorandom15's fanfic)
Also, this is my last update before my vacation; I'm not leaving until Friday, but I'll see you guys in a week!

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Angie's Pov

I seriously have the worst luck with guys.
Back in first grade I had my first crush on a guy who only wanted me because I bought him ice-cream from the school’s canteen.
In middle school I ended up getting my first kiss from a guy who was dared to kiss me.
In highschool my first two boyfriends cheated on me, and then my third boyfriend broke up with me just because...
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