Ezekiel's Journal
Man, getting voted out first in season 1 and 3 sucked! Why the hell does everyone hate me? Is it because of what I said about the ladies in season 1, or that I cost my team the win by letting a hungry croc eat our stick in season 3? If only I knew, somehow, there's got to be something that reveals all the shit about everyone hating on me. I went to the Total Drama vault and found all the evidence on my vote-offs. When I opened that vault, there it was, all the underground shit about everyone and everything. There was one letter from Courtney that she wants to kick Harold's ass for voting her off in season 1, Gwen's secret crush on Trent, and Leshawna's death threatening letters about Heather. I knew there was one thing to do. I pulled out my cell phone and called Celebrity Manhunt. Blaineley and Josh spoke to me about how I found all the secret shit about the Total Drama group and their future plans. When the show came on the next day, I appeared as a guest. I talked about all the deep dark secrets everyone had planned to do. It turns out everyone had turned on their TVs and saw me talking to Josh and Blaineley. Their secrets were revealed and everyone was freakin' pissed. They marched their asses down to the Celebrity Manhunt studio and beat the living shit out of me. After that, they all wrote death threatening letters about me and wanted to do something to me, like kick my ass and shot me through the head. Man, was I ever fucked up! I guess I deserved what I got for what I did.
Man, getting voted out first in season 1 and 3 sucked! Why the hell does everyone hate me? Is it because of what I said about the ladies in season 1, or that I cost my team the win by letting a hungry croc eat our stick in season 3? If only I knew, somehow, there's got to be something that reveals all the shit about everyone hating on me. I went to the Total Drama vault and found all the evidence on my vote-offs. When I opened that vault, there it was, all the underground shit about everyone and everything. There was one letter from Courtney that she wants to kick Harold's ass for voting her off in season 1, Gwen's secret crush on Trent, and Leshawna's death threatening letters about Heather. I knew there was one thing to do. I pulled out my cell phone and called Celebrity Manhunt. Blaineley and Josh spoke to me about how I found all the secret shit about the Total Drama group and their future plans. When the show came on the next day, I appeared as a guest. I talked about all the deep dark secrets everyone had planned to do. It turns out everyone had turned on their TVs and saw me talking to Josh and Blaineley. Their secrets were revealed and everyone was freakin' pissed. They marched their asses down to the Celebrity Manhunt studio and beat the living shit out of me. After that, they all wrote death threatening letters about me and wanted to do something to me, like kick my ass and shot me through the head. Man, was I ever fucked up! I guess I deserved what I got for what I did.
(Flashback to last night)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that day would start the worst two weeks of my life, by making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Don: (voiceover) Last night, I bet my car, $100, my dog banjo, and my dignity with a game of poker. I was straight in diamonds, until Bridgette came out with the Royal Flush.
Heather: It's showtime, Don!
Don: (voiceover) They whipped, marked, and scratched me. I have to wear the most shameful costumes and endure in a lot of dares in the same night.
Don: (Unveils the bandages off his torso) Look at me, my back will never be the same. But from that day would start the worst two weeks of my life, by making me jump off the cliff. It is so painful to learn that I would be the girls' ring and nightmare. Now, I am their slave.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
