Trevor: Ohh.. All out of batteries.
Lazlo: Pleas don't kill me.. I've been in EVERY grand theft auto game!
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Yeah well.. That little girl sat on my leg when she was small. And I swore to god I would the face off anyone, who fuckin wronged her!
Michael: Yeah.. As he said,
Lazlo: B.. But.. If you spare me. I'd give you my pet pony!
Audience; (laughs)
Michael: You have a pet pony?
Lazlo: (holds out the MLP character Pinkie pie, as she looked 'extra' cute with her eyes widened like a puppy).
Michael: It'll take more than tha-
Trevor: I LOVE IT!! (grabs pinkie and 'uncharacterically' starts hugging her a bunch of times).
Michael: ... Wow.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Dose this mean you're spare me!?
Trevor: Fine.. Fuck off already.
Lazlo: Gladly.. (starts running off).. So glad I didn't di- (gets randomly hit by bus, and killed instantly).
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: (still holding Pinkie like a pet)
Michael: Your not REALLY gonna keep that are you, T?
Trevor: What's the worst I can do to her..
(a few days later)
(a full on repeat of everything from SMILE HD, due to Trevor's "influence" on the young mare, and it's impled she now lives as his pet).
THE END!
Lazlo: Pleas don't kill me.. I've been in EVERY grand theft auto game!
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Yeah well.. That little girl sat on my leg when she was small. And I swore to god I would the face off anyone, who fuckin wronged her!
Michael: Yeah.. As he said,
Lazlo: B.. But.. If you spare me. I'd give you my pet pony!
Audience; (laughs)
Michael: You have a pet pony?
Lazlo: (holds out the MLP character Pinkie pie, as she looked 'extra' cute with her eyes widened like a puppy).
Michael: It'll take more than tha-
Trevor: I LOVE IT!! (grabs pinkie and 'uncharacterically' starts hugging her a bunch of times).
Michael: ... Wow.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Dose this mean you're spare me!?
Trevor: Fine.. Fuck off already.
Lazlo: Gladly.. (starts running off).. So glad I didn't di- (gets randomly hit by bus, and killed instantly).
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: (still holding Pinkie like a pet)
Michael: Your not REALLY gonna keep that are you, T?
Trevor: What's the worst I can do to her..
(a few days later)
(a full on repeat of everything from SMILE HD, due to Trevor's "influence" on the young mare, and it's impled she now lives as his pet).
THE END!
Trevor and Mike sneaked into the Fame or Shame set.
Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank you Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame or Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up next it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. Or a basket of puppies. Or a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)
(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!
TO BE CONTINUED
Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank you Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame or Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up next it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. Or a basket of puppies. Or a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)
(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!
TO BE CONTINUED
Our anti heroes parked at the Fame or Shame studio.
Trevor: (to Micheal) Come on you fat fuck! Let's go inside already!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (flips T the middle finger but follows him anyway.
Man: Hello sirs? Can I please have your nam-
Trevor: (grabs the man's throat) Where the fuck is Tracy Townley.. Tracy fuckin de Santa.. SCREW THAT!! WHERE THE FUCKS LASLO!!
Man: (frightenedly points to where Laslo is).
Michael: happy now T?
Trevor: Are you too chill to say my name!? Is one letter all you can spill out in your lazy fat ass!?
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Why are you so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my show would be boring!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
TO BE CONTINUED
Trevor: (to Micheal) Come on you fat fuck! Let's go inside already!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (flips T the middle finger but follows him anyway.
Man: Hello sirs? Can I please have your nam-
Trevor: (grabs the man's throat) Where the fuck is Tracy Townley.. Tracy fuckin de Santa.. SCREW THAT!! WHERE THE FUCKS LASLO!!
Man: (frightenedly points to where Laslo is).
Michael: happy now T?
Trevor: Are you too chill to say my name!? Is one letter all you can spill out in your lazy fat ass!?
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Why are you so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my show would be boring!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).
TO BE CONTINUED