Franklyn: Look man. Lester said you have some information on Michael.
Trevor: Michael. Fuck Michael! I hope he's dead.
Franklyn: Look I know that you don't mean that.. Just tell me what happened.
Trevor: ... My friend Ron met these Chinese asshole.. I owed them money.. And they mistakingly, thought Michael was a human being, and kidnapped him and Pinkie.
Franklyn: Yeah.. And now it looks like their holding them somewhere in Los Santos.
Trevor: Yes.
Franklyn: So come on bro!
Trevor: ... Well go fuck yourself!.. You want Michael back, that's YOUR problem.. He's dead to me!.. And chances are.. If and when I see him.. He's gonna be dead, to everyone else as well!
Franklyn: But what about Pinki-
Trevor: Pinkie joined team Michael.. She's no better.. (walks off) Leave me out of this.
Franklyn: But Trev-
Trevor: (points at him menacingly) Your pushing your luck pal!.. (citizen walks past him without saying anything).. What was that!?.. WHAT WAS THAT!?
Citizen: Uhh.. Nothin-
Trevor: (punches him hard enough he dies) Asshole!.. EVERYBODY!.. ASSHOLES!
Lester: (from other side of Franklyn's phone) What did Trevor say?
Franklyn: Man, Michael's being held by a Chinese group.. Because of Trevor.
Lester: The irony isn't lost.. I'm sending tracking app to your phone. It's work better the closer you get... Be careful.
MEANWHILE:
Michael: (being tortured) I told you! He ain't my G-Lap!
The leader: Don't try to pursuad me, you ain't lovers!
Michael: (angrily) He's laughing at you, you fuckin idiot! Your making a mistake!
Leader: it cost a lot of money to find you.. Then you kill a whole bunch of my men.. Good day, huh?
Michael: (angrily) Yeah, good day!.. GOOD FUCKING DAY TO YOU!
The device Michael is hanging on, is turned on, slowly lowering Michael to a painful death.
Leader: Let's go.. Trevor Phillips isn't coming.
Michael: (scared for one of the few times in his life) Hey. heyheyhey.. LET ME FUCKING DOWN!!
To be continued
Trevor: Michael. Fuck Michael! I hope he's dead.
Franklyn: Look I know that you don't mean that.. Just tell me what happened.
Trevor: ... My friend Ron met these Chinese asshole.. I owed them money.. And they mistakingly, thought Michael was a human being, and kidnapped him and Pinkie.
Franklyn: Yeah.. And now it looks like their holding them somewhere in Los Santos.
Trevor: Yes.
Franklyn: So come on bro!
Trevor: ... Well go fuck yourself!.. You want Michael back, that's YOUR problem.. He's dead to me!.. And chances are.. If and when I see him.. He's gonna be dead, to everyone else as well!
Franklyn: But what about Pinki-
Trevor: Pinkie joined team Michael.. She's no better.. (walks off) Leave me out of this.
Franklyn: But Trev-
Trevor: (points at him menacingly) Your pushing your luck pal!.. (citizen walks past him without saying anything).. What was that!?.. WHAT WAS THAT!?
Citizen: Uhh.. Nothin-
Trevor: (punches him hard enough he dies) Asshole!.. EVERYBODY!.. ASSHOLES!
Lester: (from other side of Franklyn's phone) What did Trevor say?
Franklyn: Man, Michael's being held by a Chinese group.. Because of Trevor.
Lester: The irony isn't lost.. I'm sending tracking app to your phone. It's work better the closer you get... Be careful.
MEANWHILE:
Michael: (being tortured) I told you! He ain't my G-Lap!
The leader: Don't try to pursuad me, you ain't lovers!
Michael: (angrily) He's laughing at you, you fuckin idiot! Your making a mistake!
Leader: it cost a lot of money to find you.. Then you kill a whole bunch of my men.. Good day, huh?
Michael: (angrily) Yeah, good day!.. GOOD FUCKING DAY TO YOU!
The device Michael is hanging on, is turned on, slowly lowering Michael to a painful death.
Leader: Let's go.. Trevor Phillips isn't coming.
Michael: (scared for one of the few times in his life) Hey. heyheyhey.. LET ME FUCKING DOWN!!
To be continued
While Packie ended up going another direction.
Pinkie and the main three ran into a chicken factory to escape tank fire.
Army man 1: Man. I am so bored.
Army man 2: Yes.. But those assholes are still out ther- (suddenly Pinkie comes up from behind and slices his throat in the same barbaric fashion as the Walking Dead scene).
Army man 1: HEY! (prepares to shoot her but Pinkie leaps onto him and repeatedly stabs him till he was long dead).
Trevor: (having witnessed the scene) Damn Pinkie.. I if wasn't already trying to get with that Mexican lady. I would fuck the blue streight outta your eyes.
Pinkie: That.. Is oddly flattering.
Michael: (mockingly) Hey love birds.. Can we please just keep moving.
I'll end the episode here..
Excited for the next one..
Only have two episode left of the series. But there gonna try and be huge ones...
Pinkie and the main three ran into a chicken factory to escape tank fire.
Army man 1: Man. I am so bored.
Army man 2: Yes.. But those assholes are still out ther- (suddenly Pinkie comes up from behind and slices his throat in the same barbaric fashion as the Walking Dead scene).
Army man 1: HEY! (prepares to shoot her but Pinkie leaps onto him and repeatedly stabs him till he was long dead).
Trevor: (having witnessed the scene) Damn Pinkie.. I if wasn't already trying to get with that Mexican lady. I would fuck the blue streight outta your eyes.
Pinkie: That.. Is oddly flattering.
Michael: (mockingly) Hey love birds.. Can we please just keep moving.
I'll end the episode here..
Excited for the next one..
Only have two episode left of the series. But there gonna try and be huge ones...
This is just a short chapter..
Steve: We need you steal nerve gas from a bio lab.
Michael: (sarcastically) Sure.. And while we're at it, why don't we all go watch my little pony, and eat raw cookie doe.. Because today's the day to stop making SENSE!
Trevor: Is that sarcasm!
Michael: Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! You fuck!.. A few weeks ago! I was happily retired. Soaking by my swimming pool! And my psychotic best friend shows out of no where! To torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made, almost decade ago!.. So forgive me! You ignorant fuck! BUT SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT!.. Sarcasm!.. And a room full of you cunts!
Trevor: YES! Welcome back buddy! It is the old you again! (claps).
Steve: Yeah, yeah.. Just get going.. And keep us way out of it.
Michael: (sighs).. Guess were robbing a bank... Let's get the gang together.
To be containued
Steve: We need you steal nerve gas from a bio lab.
Michael: (sarcastically) Sure.. And while we're at it, why don't we all go watch my little pony, and eat raw cookie doe.. Because today's the day to stop making SENSE!
Trevor: Is that sarcasm!
Michael: Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! You fuck!.. A few weeks ago! I was happily retired. Soaking by my swimming pool! And my psychotic best friend shows out of no where! To torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made, almost decade ago!.. So forgive me! You ignorant fuck! BUT SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT!.. Sarcasm!.. And a room full of you cunts!
Trevor: YES! Welcome back buddy! It is the old you again! (claps).
Steve: Yeah, yeah.. Just get going.. And keep us way out of it.
Michael: (sighs).. Guess were robbing a bank... Let's get the gang together.
To be containued
Michael: The fuck, has happened!? Why do you have HIS car!?
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why you mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent day pay, for a decent day work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did you kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do you guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
Trevor: I just told you what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why you mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent day pay, for a decent day work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did you kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do you guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
Trevor: I just told you what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Martin: Ahh. Glad you could joi-.... What's with the pony?
Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need you to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. You think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
TO BE CONTAINUED
Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need you to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. You think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
TO BE CONTAINUED
The three-o were fighting off coppers from inside the tunnels.
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
You make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
You make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
You make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
You make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!