L.P means Las Pegasus
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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel by a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.
Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.
Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that our tax system has come to be unequestrian. Death in taxes may be inedible, but unjust taxes are not. The first Equestrian Revolution was fought on an unshakable conviction. Taxation without representation is irrelevant. Two centuries later, a second equestrian-
Meanwhile in an upper part of the hotel.
Gordon: *Walks to room door* *Knocks on door*
Richard: *Opens door* Hey.
Gordon: Hey. I just came by to play some cards, and I'm feeling lucky.
Richard: Fantastic. I'll be back, I gotta patrol the floor.
Gordon: Ok *Goes in hotel room, and closes door*
???: *Drops tray*
Richard: Hm? *Goes to end of hall* *Finds tray, and sees that it's empty* Post 3? I got a split.
Jim: *Listening to radio*
Richard: *On Roof* Where did that guy go?
Terrorist: *Tying himself to roof*
Richard: *Spots Terrorist*
Terrorist: *Wearing explosives*
Richard: *Grabs gun* Right there fella!
Terrorist: *Turns around* Death to Equestria!!
Richard: I understand *Puts gun away* I just wanna talk *slowly walks toward terrorist*
Terrorist: The only talking I'm going to do is with the ponies that I kill when I jump!
Richard: Nopony is going to jump, or kill anyone
Jim: *Climbing to roof*
Terrorist: Except me!
Jim: No! *Pulls terrorist off roof*
Terrorist: *Falls off* Aaaaaaaaahh! *activates bomb*
Suddenly an explosion occurred. Glass shattered, and somehow the terrorist did not kill anyone.
Richard: *Looks at Jim* Let's go back downstairs, and play some cards.
Jim: *Holding arm* Damn. I'm getting too old for this!
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Welcome to a town called Los Pegasus. A combination of Los Angeles, and Las Vegas. Everyday is warm, and every street is crowded. Several train yards are scattered around this town, and there are two junk yards where wrecked cars go.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
To Live And Die In L.P.
Starring
Richard Chance: The main character
Rick Masters: The Bad Guy
Jim Braddock: Richard's old partner
John Hooper: Richard's new partner
On another sunny morning, Rick was at his house. He just went onto his balcony, and stapled a painting he made onto a wall. After that he grabbed a lighter, and burned the painting.
Meanwhile on a bridge by the docks
Richard: *Standing on edge of bridge*
Ponies: *Passing by in cars*
Richard: *Jumps* AAAAAHH!!!
He was attached to a rope, which prevented him from going into the water.
Richard: *Swinging around* Woohoo!! Yeah!
30 minutes later at a bar.
Richard: Ah, we're all having a good time.
Jim: Yep. And now, I've only got three days left until I retire.
Cops: *Cheering*
Richard: Cheers for a peaceful future. *bangs mug with Jim's mug*
John: Hey Jimmy, how about a speech?
Jim: No.
Cops: Aw, come on.
Jim: Ok fine. It's been great working with you shitheads.
Cops: *Laughing*
Jim: *Leaves bar*
Richard: *Following Jim* Hey, wait up.
Jim: Yeah?
Richard: You going after Masters again?
Jim: Yeah. I know exactly where he is, and I'm going to arrest him.
Richard: Can I go with you?
Jim: No.
Richard: Aw, come on.
Jim: N-O.
Richard: Whatever *Grabs something from bottom of truck* I got you a retirement gift.
Jim: *Opens package* Aw neat. A fishing pole.
Richard: The best one I could find, and I had it hidden under my truck for six days.
Jim: Wow. Thank you very much Richard. I really do appreciate it. *Walks to his car*
Richard: You be careful.
Jim: You got it *Drives away*
Meanwhile in Rick Master's hideout.
Rick: *Looks at paper* Ah, money. How I love you so. That is why I'm going to make counterfeits out of you.
Rick: *Puts money on machine*
First to make counterfeit money, you copy it onto another piece of paper.
Next you put the piece of paper onto a machine that rolls the money around into a printer, and the counterfeits get printed onto another piece of paper.
Once they're all set up, you get all the counterfeit dollars stacked up, and cut them up on a huge machine.
Next you place them in a washing machine with a lot of poker chips, and you have them go around for at least ten minutes. That way your counterfeit dollars will look like actual dollars and be more wrinkly.
After Rick did all that, he got in his Eventador, and drove away.
Several hours later, Jim was driving towards Rick's hideout. It was very far away.
The Next day
Jim: *Stops car next to small cliff* *Looks at hideout through binoculars*
No one was around, and Jim flew to the hideout
Jim: *Lands on ground then looks around* *Opens big garbage can* (The counterfeit money has to be here somewhere.) *Looks through can*
Rick: *Sleeping in trailer*
Fuku: *Arrives with shotgun*
Jim: *Turns around to shoot Fuku*
Fuku: *Shoots Jim*
Jim: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Rick: *Walks to Jim* Buddy, you're at the wrong place in the wrong time.
Fuku: *Shoots Jim in the head*
Jim: AAAGH! *Dies*
Rick: Let's go *Leaves*
Fuku: *Follows Rick*
A few days later three cops arrived at the warehouse that was Rick's hideout. Eleven police ponies were there, including Richard, and John.
Richard: *Stops car* We gotta get past that gate.
Cop 1: *Cuts lock to gate*
Richard: *Opens gate*
Cops: *Go past gate*
Richard: *Shoots lock to door*
Cop 3: *Opens door*
Richard: *Looks around* Clear!
John: *Checks by truck* Clear!
Richard: *Goes to another part of warehouse* Clear!
Cop 2: *Checks in trailer* No one is here.
Richard: *heads out of warehouse* Hold up *Sees blood on ground* I got blood. *Opens trash can*
There in front of Richard was Jim inside the garbage can. He was dead.
Several hours later at Richard's beach house.
Richard: *On balcony*
John: *Below balcony* *Knocks on door*
Richard: *Looks down* The door is open.
John: *Looks up* Ok *Enters house*
Richard: *Goes downstairs* Who are you?
John: I'm John Hooper, I was with you earlier at the warehouse. Now I'm your new partner.
Richard: *Sighs* Alright, but listen very carefully. If there is anything that I wanna do right now, it's to arrest that douchebag Rick Masters. I don't give a damn how I do it.
John: He killed your other partner, didn't he?
Richard: He wasn't just my partner, he was my best friend. I want Masters to suffer for what he did.
John: I don't blame you.
The next morning at the Los Pegasus Police Headquarters
Richard: *Walks to Chief Thompson's office* Hey Toby?
Toby: What?
Richard: Can I talk to you?
Toby: Sure. What do you want?
Richard: It's about my new partner, John Hooper.
Toby: What about him?
Richard: I was hoping I could get somepony else to be my partner.
Toby: Look, it's only been 13 hours since you've been partners, and all you did was have a short conversation about Jim. Like it or not, John will be your partner.
Richard: Understood.
Toby: Good. Now I have an assignment for you two. I want you to go to the airport, and stop a orange unicorn named Jeff. He is going to try, and make his way to Manehattan with some counterfeit money that Masters gave him, and we need to stop him.
Richard: You can count on us sir.
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.
Richard: *Waiting by entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the orange pony just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* You wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: Hey wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*
All the stall doors were closed.
Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks second stall door*
Pony 2: Are you on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*
The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.
Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: You can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this pony for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
Random stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*
Meanwhile in Jail.
Police Officer: Jeff. You got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: Hey man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know you have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do you think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if you don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No you won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: Hey man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.
After Rick visited Jeff in the jail, he decided to go to the musical theater in town where his special somepony worked.
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Jewelia: *Dancing to song*
Ponies: *Dancing with her*
Rick: *Watching*
Jewelia: *Does backflip*
Crowd: Whoa.
Rick: *Smiles*
After the performance, Rick went to see Jewelia
Rick: You did great.
Jewelia: Thanks. I really appreciate it *Hugs Rick* I had that dream again.
Rick: Which one?
Jewelia: The one where Pinkie Pie turns me into cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: *Watching*
Rick: What the fuck Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Sorry.
Rick: *sighs* Don't worry about it. *Looks at clock* I gotta get back to work.
Meanwhile
Richard: *Driving truck*
Colts: *Playing on basketball court*
Richard: *slowly drives off road* *stops at a fence* *Gets out of truck* *Walks to a house* *Enters house*
Rogue: Who is it?
Richard: It's me. Where are you?
Rogue: In the bedroom.
Richard: *Goes to bedroom*
Rogue: Hi.
Richard: Hi. You wanna do this?
Rogue: Sure. *Pulls off shirt*
Richard: *Stares at Rogue's breasts*
Rogue: *Lays on bed*
Richard: *Goes towards her*
Sorry kids, the rest of their love scene is not going to be included in this story
After laying in bed for a while
Rogue: What are you up to now?
Richard: Not much. I have to stop somepony named Rick Masters.
Rogue: What did he do?
Richard: Killed Jim Braddock, my partner. Now I'm working with another pony named John.
Rogue: I thought you wanted to know about somepony coming in with stolen money.
Richard: Not anymore.
Rogue: Hey. I worked hard to get that info!
Richard: Yeah well why don't you keep it until I really need it?
Rogue: Alright, listen. I know Rick is meeting with this pony somewhere in Compton.
Richard: *Looking for his sweatshirt*
Rogue: *Looks at Vincent Thomas bridge* I bet you can't bungee jump off that
Richard: I have one time.
Rogue: Hey, let me ask you something. If I were bungee jumping, and somehow started to fall to my death, what would you do?
Richard: *thinking*
Rogue: Did you hear what I said?
Richard: I'd save you.
Rogue: You really mean that?
Richard: Yeah. *Leaves house*
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.
Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever you say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have you ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. You should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a orange Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to show up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens door*
Jewelia: *Walks in*
Henry: What are you doing here?
Jewelia: Rick sent me.
Henry: Rick Masters?
Jewelia: Yeah. He's not happy about what you did.
Henry: What did I do?
Jewelia: You screwed over one of his ponies.
Henry: No I did not!
Jewelia: Come here *Grabs Henry* You're so sexy when you're angry.
Henry: Let me go.
Jewelia: No.
Rick: *Walks in*
Jewelia: Ah! Rick, this ain't what it looks like.
Rick: What are you doing Henry? First you give Jeff the wrong stuff, and now you're trying to fuck my special somepony?
Henry: It's not my fault man. She started it.
Rick: Bullshit. Get the money, now.
Henry: *Walks to safe*
Rick: *Follows Henry*
John: Hold up. I think I see two ponies with the mare we just saw.
Richard: Let me take a look.
Henry: The combination is 15-24-6
Rick: *Unlocking safe*
Henry: *Grabs small rock*
Rick: *Unlocks safe*
Henry: *Hits Rick*
Rick: *falls* Ow *Becoming unconscious*
Jewelia: Rick, get up!! Get up!
Henry: *Looking through safe*
Jewelia: He's trying to find something!
Rick: *Grabs silenced pistol*
Henry: *Grabs money*
Rick: *Shoots Henry*
Jewelia: Shoot him again!
Rick: *Kills Henry*
Richard: *at front door* Police! Open up!
Rick: We'll go out the back. *Goes out back door*
Just when they left out the backway, the cops went in the front. They didn't notice that their suspects escaped.
After losing Rick, Richard had to talk to the cheif.
Toby: How did you lose him?
Richard: We didn't see him enter the house.
Toby: Well be more careful next time. Now, we've received word about two ponies stealing credit cards. They do this to make more money, and get a higher chance of making counterfeit cash.
Richard: Where do they normally go?
Toby: They walk by a warehouse with korean writing. Go there now.
So Richard, and Johnny did.
Richard: They should be here soon.
John: What do they look like?
Richard: There is a picture of them right here.
John: I see them both.
Richard: Me too. *walks out of car*
John: *Follows*
Richard: Hey. We wanna talk to you.
Grey pony: *Runs off*
Yellow pony: *Runs off*
Richard: Go after the yellow pony, I'll chase the grey one!
John: I'm on it!
Yellow pony: *Running*
John: *Chasing Yellow pony*
Yellow Pony: Why are you chasing me?!
John: Why are you running?!
Yellow Pony: Because you're chasing me!
John: *Grabs yellow pony* What are these *shows stolen credit cards* Huh?
Yellow Pony: I don't know. I've never seen them!
John: Oh yeah?
Yellow: Yeah.
John: Bullshit *Arrests Yellow pony*
Meanwhile on a bridge going over a train yard
Grey pony: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Grey pony*
Grey Pony: *Continues to run*
Richard: *Dives on grey pony* You're going to tell me everything you know about those credit cards you stole.
Grey Pony: I can't, but I can help you get closer to arresting Rick Masters!
Richard: Talk!
Grey Pony: He has a neighbor that visits often! You can talk to her!
After arresting the two ponies, Richard and John talked to Rick's neighbor.
Neighbor: I've never seen him create counterfeit money here. He has two warehouses where he normally goes to create the money.
Richard: Where are they?
Neighbor: There's one in the desert, and one in downtown that has Korean writing.
John: We were just there.
Richard: Yeah. Ma'am, what do you see Rick doing here?
Neighbor: I see him hang these paintings on his house on the balcony. They were very pretty, but for some reason he set them on fire.
Richard: Hm. Thank's for telling us that.
Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.
Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your friends in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your friends to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, or most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. You want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: You still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*
90 minutes later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.
Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do you two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*
Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.
Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do you want from me?
Richard: Information. You wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If you tell me everything you know about Rick Masters, I'll offer you protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one more thing you could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.
Richard: Ok. Wait here, I'm gonna talk to somepony.
Richard went to talk to Toby
Richard: Can I talk to you?
Toby: Sure, what is it?
Richard: It's about Jeff. He has a sick daughter, and wants to visit her.
Toby: We cannot allow that.
Richard: I'll be with him 24/7. I'll have him cuffed, and he even wrote a letter saying he was sorry. *Shows letter*
Toby: He can't go.
Richard: You didn't even read the letter.
Toby: I've made my decision.
Richard: Fine. If you want to be the worthless prick you are, be that way *Leaves room*
Toby: Get back here!!
Richard: *Returns*
Toby: Let me see that.
Richard: *Gives letter to Toby*
Toby: *Reading letter* Hmmm. Alright, but if he escapes, I'm holding you responsible.
30 minutes later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff next to him.
Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.
When they arrive at the hospital...
Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a pony named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the second floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*
45 minutes later at the same hospital
Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a orange unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did you see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.
Richard returned to Los Pegasus, and talked to Johnny.
Johnny: Toby won't be pleased about that.
Richard: I won't see him until tomorrow. Now listen, I just thought of an idea to stop Rick Masters. He has no idea who we are, so we're going to act like ponies that make counterfeit money as well.
Johnny: Um, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Richard: Come on. We know where he lives, we know him, and he doesn't know us. What could go wrong?
They went to Rick's house later that day.
Richard: Mr. Masters?
Rick: Yes, who might you be?
Richard: My name is James Patterson, and this is my friend Ian Fleming.
Rick: What can I do for you two?
Johnny: We also make counterfeit money, and would like to work for you.
Rick: Good choice. Follow me, I wanna take you somewhere.
They went to the gym
Rick: *Working out* I always come here three times a week. If anypony wants to try, and kill me I need to be prepared.
Richard: You're doing good.
After the workout, the three stallions were in a steam room
Rick: So where have you two lived before coming here?
Richard: I lived in Hawaii.
Rick: And what about Ian?
Johnny: St. Foalis.
Rick: What do you two like about this town so far?
Rick: The weather.
Johnny: Disneyland.
Rick: *Laughs* You crack me up Ian. Now listen, I need $64,000 by Friday, which is two days from now. Think you can get it for me?
Richard: Yeah.
Rick: Then it's settled. Bring the money here. I'll be waiting. And if you can't bring the money to me in time, you're not for real.
Back at police headquarters.
Toby: A few officers are telling me you let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: You cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! You violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then bring him with you next time!
The next day, Richard, and John were having lunch at a hotdog stand.
Richard: *sitting by truck*
John: *Eating hotdog* So how are we going to get Masters $64,000?
Richard: Simple. Rogue told me about a pony coming here with $64,000 that he robbed from a jewelry store in San Franciscolt. We knab him, and we get his money.
John: Isn't that called stealing?
Richard: You call it whatever you want, I call it taking down a scumbag that's breaking the law.
6 hours later
John: *walking to bar*
Richard: *Following John* So I'm thinking we should use your car for the job.
John: I don't think that's a good idea.
Richard: What are you talking about? Your car is much faster then my truck, it makes perfect sense to me.
John: It's a 1967 GMO, I don't know if I want to destroy it.
Richard: Who said it would be destroyed? It'll be a piece of cake. Take the money, and drive away.
At the bar
Richard: Besides, it's not like he's going to be armed or something.
John: You don't know that.
Richard: Yes I do. When ponies like this guy finish robbing a bank, they throw their gun in a trash can.
John: I'm still not doing it.
Richard: Fine, but let me tell you something. Everything I said about you is a lie. You're not my friend, you're not my partner. We just have the same assignment! *Leaving bar*
John: Richard-
Richard: Don't talk to me! *Slams door*
The next day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.
Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need you to tell me everything you know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought you weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The pony you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do you know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.
Next day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.
Once the train got to the station.
Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*
The note said, Fuck you loser
Richard: *Grabs Thomas* You know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.
The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.
Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives next to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, you piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*
Nothing was in it, but paper.
Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* You stupid son of a bitch! If you try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! You got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.
The stalkers were getting closer.
Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your shirt off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your shirt off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*
The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.
Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*
Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.
Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: You ok?
John: I'm fine.
Richard: Let's get out of here *Runs to car* Come on.
John: *Looking at dead body* Oh god. They killed him.
Richard: *In driver's seat* Come on come on!
John: *Runs to car*
Richard: *Starts car*
John: *Gets in*
Richard: *Drives out of trainyard*
John: *Sweating*
Richard: *Drives left*
Stalkers: *Go straight*
Realizing their mistake, the stalkers went backwards, then turned on the same road Richard drove on.
Richard: You hit?
John: No, I don't think so.
Richard: *Driving past forklifts*
John: *Looks back*
Their behind them was the stalkers
Stalker: *Honking horn, and shifting too high*
Stalker 2: *Pointing at forklift*
Stalker: *Hits boxes on forklift*
Richard: *Driving very fast*
John: *Rubs head*
Truck driver: *blows horn*
Richard: *Honking horn*
John: *Sees truck in front of them* Look out for Christ's sake!
Richard: Get him out of there Johnny. Move the truck!
Truck driver: What the hell are you doing in such a hurry?
John: *Pointing gun at truck driver* Be quiet! Whoever's truck that is move it out of the way, NOW!
Truck Driver: Back it up Steve, back it up!
Steve: *backs up truck*
Richard: *drives*
Ponies: *Walking in the way*
Richard: *Honking horn*
Walking ponies: Hey! *Jump out of way*
Stalker: *Catching up*
Walking ponies: Get outta here, you goddamn bastard!
Truck driver: *Clears the road*
Richard: *driving towards wall, then brakes while going left*
Truck driver: *Behind Richard*
John: Go left!
Richard: *Goes left*
Another truck could be seen
Stalker: *driving towards intersection*
Stalker 2: *Reloads gun*
Stalker: *Turns left*
Truck driver: *In front of them* *Honks horn*
Stalker: *Goes left*
They drove into another train yard, and Richard was driving next to a train.
Richard: *going straight*
Stalker: *Behind them*
Stalker 2: *Shoots two bullets at them, and misses*
Train driver: *Blows horn*
Richard: *Passes train, and goes right* Hold on. Hold on! *drives past wired fence*
Stalker: *Loses Richard, and spins out*
Meanwhile in the storm drains
Richard: I think we lost them I don't-
John: I don't see them man.
Richard: Huh?
John: I don't see them.
Richard: Woohoo!!
John: We did it man!
Richard: We made it!
John: We did it! Hahahaha! Holy shit we did it!! Goddamn. You had me scared outta my mind man. You had me scared outta my-
A bullet broke the back window
John: *Looks back* Oh no!
Richard: Same guy?
John: No, two different guys. It's two Canterlots.
Gangster: *Shooting car*
Richard: What the fuck is going on? Who the hell are these guys?
John: Shit, they're all over the place.
Richard: Alright, hang on Johnny *Runs over gangster*
Driving gansters: *Begin to follow Richard*
Richard: *Leaving stormdrains*
John: Piece of cake huh? Bullshit.
Richard: Get one off of me Johnny. Get one off of me.
John: *Shoots car*
Richard: *Drives under bridge*
Cameo pony: *Shoots grenade launcher at gangsters*
Richard: *Drives right onto road*
Gangsters: *Follow Richard*
John: *Having terrible flashbacks* Oooohh.
In the flashbacks
Richard: *Jumps off bridge*
Stalker: *Shoots Thomas*
Thomas: *dies*
Back to reality
Richard: *Passing cars*
Drivers: *Very angry*
Detectives: *Blocking road*
Richard: *stops*
Lots of ponies got out of their cars, and starting pointing guns at Richard, and Johnny.
Johnny: They're all over the place!
Richard: *Sees do not enter sign* we're going this way. *Drives past do not enter sign*
Ponies: *Driving towards him* Get the hell outta the way! You goddamn bastard!
Jonn: Crazy goddamn bastard.
Richard: *Passing cars*
Ponies: *Honking horns*
John: Shit.
Richard: *Enters wrong side of highway*
Mother pony: *Crashes into truck*
John: Get out of the way! Get outta there!
Richard: *Continues driving on the wrong side of the road*
Ponies: *Crashing into each other*
Sports car driving pony: *Hits Johnny's car*
John: Get out of the way.
Richard: *driving past more cars*
Ponies: *Angry while honking horns*
John: Get out of the way.
Semi driver: *Loses control of semi*
John: Oh christ no!
Richard & Johnny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Semi Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Richard & Johnny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Semi Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Richard: *Drives onto right side of highway*
News pony: There's a minor tie up right near Henry Ford. A couple of cars are tangled up in traffic, and it shouldn't take too long to get the cars cleared up, and the delay shouldn't cost you more then a couple of hours if you're heading Northbound. I'm Stacey Weatherspony for Traffic Control.
After the chase, Richard and John stopped near an autoshop.
Richard: *Gets out of car*
Jamaican ponies: *dancing past*
John: *Nervously laughing*
Richard: *Walks on trunk of car*
John: *takes a deep breath* WHATARE WE GONNA DO?!?
Richard: We'll go to the autopart's store, and buy a new window *Breaks back window* You should consider yourself lucky. Anymore damage, or anything much more serious then this, and your car would be in the shop for a long time. We lucked out Johnny, we lucked out. WOOOO!! *finishes breaking window*
That night, at Rogue's house.
Rogue: I heard about a huge wreck on the highway.
Richard: Oh yeah, I caused that.
Rogue: What?
Richard: That pony you told me about, the one that robbed the jewelry store, he died. The guys that killed him chased me, but I got the money.
Rogue: What are you-
Richard: You should've been there. It was awesome.
Rogue: I'm worried about you.
Richard: Aw, Rogue-
Rogue: I'M WORRIED!!
Richard: *Hugging Rogue*
Rogue: *Breaks away from hug* What's the matter with you?!
Next day
Toby: And everyone that saw the chase have notified us about everything they saw. The FBI reported that two ponies killed Thomas Ling, and drove off in a blue late model Canterlot.
Cop: What was the license plate sir?
Toby: The car did not have a license plate. This is what happens when you work with idiots. Dismissed.
Police officers: *Leave room*
Richard: *In hall*
John: *Next to Richard*
Richard: We're all alone.
John: They know what car we had.
Richard: Yeah, but they don't know who drove it.
John: They'll find out soon. What happens if they find out it's us who did it? Huh? What will happen?
Richard: They'll never find out. Now relax, we're going to stop Rick Masters just like we planned.
John: *Sighs* Ok. Just like we planned.
At the gym, Richard was waiting for Rick.
Richard: *sees Rick*
Rick: Hello James. Do you have the money?
Richard: Yeah. All $64,000.
Rick: *takes money* Ah, excellent. I knew I could count on you, and Ian. Where is Ian anyway?
Richard: I don't know.
Rick: *Pushes chest against Richard's chest* You're not wired, are you?
Richard: No. I'll go get Ian, and we'll meet back here, 2 AM. If you're not here, we take the money back.
Rick: Understandable.
Richard left, but he didn't go to get John. He went to Jeff's house.
Richard: *Slowly walks towards entrance* Let's see what you're up to Jeffery. *Looks through window*
Jeff: *Leaves living room, and goes to bed*
Rachael: *Sitting on couch*
Richard: *Opens window*
Rachael: *Looks at window*
Richard: Shhh. I'm a cop.
Rachael: *decides to be an idiot* AAAAAH!!!
Richard: *Quietly* Shut up. *Holding Rachael's mouth*
Jeff: Rachael? Is everything ok? *Walks to living room*
Jeff: *Arrives*
Richard: *Pointing gun* GET DOWN!
Rachael: AAAAAH *Laying on ground*
Jeff: *Gets down*
Richard: You're underarrest for escaping prison. Only this time, you'll be there for the rest of your life.
After arresting Rick, Richard went back to the gym. It was 1:55 AM when he got there with John.
Richard: Ok, you ready?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Opens door*
Fuku: Hey. Who are you?
Richard: James Patterson, and Ian Fleming. We're here to see Rick Masters.
Fuku: He's too busy for you.
Richard: Bullshit *Punches Fuku*
Fuku: *Choking Richard*
Rick: Fuku, that's enough.
Fuku: These intruders-
Rick: Let them come up.
Fuku: nnngh. You two can go
Richard & John: *Walk upstairs*
The four of them soon arrive at the locker room.
Rick: Now. Let's discuss our next job. Shall we?
Richard: Sure.
Rick: I've got $50,000 coming in from San Franciscolt. This money is not counterfeit, so we gotta hurry, and bring it to my warehouse so we can make counterfeit money out of it.
John: Where is your warehouse?
Rick: We'll go to the one downtown.
Richard: *Sitting*
Fuku: *Watching Richard*
Richard: *Attacks Rick* We're police, stand down!
Rick: *Puts hooves on locker*
Richard: John, watch Rick. Fuku, *points gun at Fuku* Get your hooves on top of the locker.
Fuku: *Puts hooves on top of locker*
Richard: That's right. You're under arrest imbecile.
Fuku: *grabs shotgun* Not for long! *Shoots Richard*
Richard: *Shoots Fuku*
Both of them shot each other, and died.
Rick: *Leaves*
John: *Looks at Richard* Richard? Come on man, get up. *crying* GET UP MAN! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!
30 seconds later
John: *Walks towards alleyway*
Rick: *Drives towards John*
John: *Dives into trashcan*
Rick: *Avoids hitting John*
After that ordeal, John had to walk to his car which was three hours away. Next, he drove to Rick's warehouse downtown. Upon arrival, he could see a huge fire inside.
John: *Enters warehouse*
Rick: *Sees John* Why did you take the money? You could've just arrested me when you first saw me, and then avoid all the time you wasted. Not to mention, all those cops wanting to arrest you. I can tell them-
John: Shut up. Get on the ground.
Rick: *getting on the ground*
John: *Hits Rick with gun*
He thought Rick was knocked out, but he wasn't.
Rick: *Grabs piece of wood*
John: *Having a headache*
Rick: *Hits John*
John: *falls on floor, pretending to be knocked out*
Rick: *grabs hay and places it on John. Next he grabs a fiery piece of wood*
John: *Pops out of hay, and shoots Rick*
Rick: *Falls, and sets himself on fire*
John: *Continues shooting Rick until he runs out of ammo* I did it. I killed Rick Masters.
After that fight.
Bank worker: I'm sorry Jewelia. Your husband is dead. He has these films. I think you'd want to see them.
Jewelia: Ok.
Bank worker: I also heard that he has paintings of you, but we can't find them.
Jewelia: He burnt a lot of things. Maybe he burnt them.
Bank Worker: Alright. Everything you don't want will be auctioned.
After that, Jewelia met up with Pinkie Pie in Rick's car.
Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag.
Jewelia: I'm heading to Ponyville. Wanna come with me?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. That's where I live. *Enters car*
Jewelia: *drives for Ponyville*
John: *Arrives at Rogue's house, and knocks on door*
Rogue: Who is it? *Opens door*
John: Hello ma'am.
Rogue: Who are you?
John: I'm Johnathan Hooper, I was Richard Chance's partner. May I come in?
Rogue: Sure *Opens door*
John: *Walks in house* Packing up so soon?
Rogue: I'm leaving the city.
John: We've got business to discuss about what info you gave Richard.
Rogue: What are you saying Mr. Hooper?
John: From now on, you work for me.
Then suddenly, she realized something. Everything Rogue told Richard, was told by Richard to Johnny. Then, by the driveway to Rogue's house, Richard's truck pulled up.
The End.
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It was a beautiful morning. The sun was shining, and a lot of ponies were busy. Especially some police ponies. Six Lunicorn Continentals were being escorted to a hotel by a couple of police cars. At the front of the escort were four ponies on motorcycles. Once they arrived at the hotel, a couple of the cops got out of one of the cars. One cop then looked up at the hotel.
Several hours later, a helicopter was flying past the hotel.
Jim: *Walking through kitchen*
Workers: *Working, and listening to radio*
Radio pony: I believe in both spirits, and substances that our tax system has come to be unequestrian. Death in taxes may be inedible, but unjust taxes are not. The first Equestrian Revolution was fought on an unshakable conviction. Taxation without representation is irrelevant. Two centuries later, a second equestrian-
Meanwhile in an upper part of the hotel.
Gordon: *Walks to room door* *Knocks on door*
Richard: *Opens door* Hey.
Gordon: Hey. I just came by to play some cards, and I'm feeling lucky.
Richard: Fantastic. I'll be back, I gotta patrol the floor.
Gordon: Ok *Goes in hotel room, and closes door*
???: *Drops tray*
Richard: Hm? *Goes to end of hall* *Finds tray, and sees that it's empty* Post 3? I got a split.
Jim: *Listening to radio*
Richard: *On Roof* Where did that guy go?
Terrorist: *Tying himself to roof*
Richard: *Spots Terrorist*
Terrorist: *Wearing explosives*
Richard: *Grabs gun* Right there fella!
Terrorist: *Turns around* Death to Equestria!!
Richard: I understand *Puts gun away* I just wanna talk *slowly walks toward terrorist*
Terrorist: The only talking I'm going to do is with the ponies that I kill when I jump!
Richard: Nopony is going to jump, or kill anyone
Jim: *Climbing to roof*
Terrorist: Except me!
Jim: No! *Pulls terrorist off roof*
Terrorist: *Falls off* Aaaaaaaaahh! *activates bomb*
Suddenly an explosion occurred. Glass shattered, and somehow the terrorist did not kill anyone.
Richard: *Looks at Jim* Let's go back downstairs, and play some cards.
Jim: *Holding arm* Damn. I'm getting too old for this!
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Welcome to a town called Los Pegasus. A combination of Los Angeles, and Las Vegas. Everyday is warm, and every street is crowded. Several train yards are scattered around this town, and there are two junk yards where wrecked cars go.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
To Live And Die In L.P.
Starring
Richard Chance: The main character
Rick Masters: The Bad Guy
Jim Braddock: Richard's old partner
John Hooper: Richard's new partner
On another sunny morning, Rick was at his house. He just went onto his balcony, and stapled a painting he made onto a wall. After that he grabbed a lighter, and burned the painting.
Meanwhile on a bridge by the docks
Richard: *Standing on edge of bridge*
Ponies: *Passing by in cars*
Richard: *Jumps* AAAAAHH!!!
He was attached to a rope, which prevented him from going into the water.
Richard: *Swinging around* Woohoo!! Yeah!
30 minutes later at a bar.
Richard: Ah, we're all having a good time.
Jim: Yep. And now, I've only got three days left until I retire.
Cops: *Cheering*
Richard: Cheers for a peaceful future. *bangs mug with Jim's mug*
John: Hey Jimmy, how about a speech?
Jim: No.
Cops: Aw, come on.
Jim: Ok fine. It's been great working with you shitheads.
Cops: *Laughing*
Jim: *Leaves bar*
Richard: *Following Jim* Hey, wait up.
Jim: Yeah?
Richard: You going after Masters again?
Jim: Yeah. I know exactly where he is, and I'm going to arrest him.
Richard: Can I go with you?
Jim: No.
Richard: Aw, come on.
Jim: N-O.
Richard: Whatever *Grabs something from bottom of truck* I got you a retirement gift.
Jim: *Opens package* Aw neat. A fishing pole.
Richard: The best one I could find, and I had it hidden under my truck for six days.
Jim: Wow. Thank you very much Richard. I really do appreciate it. *Walks to his car*
Richard: You be careful.
Jim: You got it *Drives away*
Meanwhile in Rick Master's hideout.
Rick: *Looks at paper* Ah, money. How I love you so. That is why I'm going to make counterfeits out of you.
Rick: *Puts money on machine*
First to make counterfeit money, you copy it onto another piece of paper.
Next you put the piece of paper onto a machine that rolls the money around into a printer, and the counterfeits get printed onto another piece of paper.
Once they're all set up, you get all the counterfeit dollars stacked up, and cut them up on a huge machine.
Next you place them in a washing machine with a lot of poker chips, and you have them go around for at least ten minutes. That way your counterfeit dollars will look like actual dollars and be more wrinkly.
After Rick did all that, he got in his Eventador, and drove away.
Several hours later, Jim was driving towards Rick's hideout. It was very far away.
The Next day
Jim: *Stops car next to small cliff* *Looks at hideout through binoculars*
No one was around, and Jim flew to the hideout
Jim: *Lands on ground then looks around* *Opens big garbage can* (The counterfeit money has to be here somewhere.) *Looks through can*
Rick: *Sleeping in trailer*
Fuku: *Arrives with shotgun*
Jim: *Turns around to shoot Fuku*
Fuku: *Shoots Jim*
Jim: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Rick: *Walks to Jim* Buddy, you're at the wrong place in the wrong time.
Fuku: *Shoots Jim in the head*
Jim: AAAGH! *Dies*
Rick: Let's go *Leaves*
Fuku: *Follows Rick*
A few days later three cops arrived at the warehouse that was Rick's hideout. Eleven police ponies were there, including Richard, and John.
Richard: *Stops car* We gotta get past that gate.
Cop 1: *Cuts lock to gate*
Richard: *Opens gate*
Cops: *Go past gate*
Richard: *Shoots lock to door*
Cop 3: *Opens door*
Richard: *Looks around* Clear!
John: *Checks by truck* Clear!
Richard: *Goes to another part of warehouse* Clear!
Cop 2: *Checks in trailer* No one is here.
Richard: *heads out of warehouse* Hold up *Sees blood on ground* I got blood. *Opens trash can*
There in front of Richard was Jim inside the garbage can. He was dead.
Several hours later at Richard's beach house.
Richard: *On balcony*
John: *Below balcony* *Knocks on door*
Richard: *Looks down* The door is open.
John: *Looks up* Ok *Enters house*
Richard: *Goes downstairs* Who are you?
John: I'm John Hooper, I was with you earlier at the warehouse. Now I'm your new partner.
Richard: *Sighs* Alright, but listen very carefully. If there is anything that I wanna do right now, it's to arrest that douchebag Rick Masters. I don't give a damn how I do it.
John: He killed your other partner, didn't he?
Richard: He wasn't just my partner, he was my best friend. I want Masters to suffer for what he did.
John: I don't blame you.
The next morning at the Los Pegasus Police Headquarters
Richard: *Walks to Chief Thompson's office* Hey Toby?
Toby: What?
Richard: Can I talk to you?
Toby: Sure. What do you want?
Richard: It's about my new partner, John Hooper.
Toby: What about him?
Richard: I was hoping I could get somepony else to be my partner.
Toby: Look, it's only been 13 hours since you've been partners, and all you did was have a short conversation about Jim. Like it or not, John will be your partner.
Richard: Understood.
Toby: Good. Now I have an assignment for you two. I want you to go to the airport, and stop a orange unicorn named Jeff. He is going to try, and make his way to Manehattan with some counterfeit money that Masters gave him, and we need to stop him.
Richard: You can count on us sir.
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.
Richard: *Waiting by entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the orange pony just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* You wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: Hey wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*
All the stall doors were closed.
Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do you think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks second stall door*
Pony 2: Are you on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*
The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.
Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: You can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this pony for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
Random stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*
Meanwhile in Jail.
Police Officer: Jeff. You got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: Hey man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know you have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do you think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if you don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No you won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: Hey man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.
After Rick visited Jeff in the jail, he decided to go to the musical theater in town where his special somepony worked.
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Jewelia: *Dancing to song*
Ponies: *Dancing with her*
Rick: *Watching*
Jewelia: *Does backflip*
Crowd: Whoa.
Rick: *Smiles*
After the performance, Rick went to see Jewelia
Rick: You did great.
Jewelia: Thanks. I really appreciate it *Hugs Rick* I had that dream again.
Rick: Which one?
Jewelia: The one where Pinkie Pie turns me into cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: *Watching*
Rick: What the fuck Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Sorry.
Rick: *sighs* Don't worry about it. *Looks at clock* I gotta get back to work.
Meanwhile
Richard: *Driving truck*
Colts: *Playing on basketball court*
Richard: *slowly drives off road* *stops at a fence* *Gets out of truck* *Walks to a house* *Enters house*
Rogue: Who is it?
Richard: It's me. Where are you?
Rogue: In the bedroom.
Richard: *Goes to bedroom*
Rogue: Hi.
Richard: Hi. You wanna do this?
Rogue: Sure. *Pulls off shirt*
Richard: *Stares at Rogue's breasts*
Rogue: *Lays on bed*
Richard: *Goes towards her*
Sorry kids, the rest of their love scene is not going to be included in this story
After laying in bed for a while
Rogue: What are you up to now?
Richard: Not much. I have to stop somepony named Rick Masters.
Rogue: What did he do?
Richard: Killed Jim Braddock, my partner. Now I'm working with another pony named John.
Rogue: I thought you wanted to know about somepony coming in with stolen money.
Richard: Not anymore.
Rogue: Hey. I worked hard to get that info!
Richard: Yeah well why don't you keep it until I really need it?
Rogue: Alright, listen. I know Rick is meeting with this pony somewhere in Compton.
Richard: *Looking for his sweatshirt*
Rogue: *Looks at Vincent Thomas bridge* I bet you can't bungee jump off that
Richard: I have one time.
Rogue: Hey, let me ask you something. If I were bungee jumping, and somehow started to fall to my death, what would you do?
Richard: *thinking*
Rogue: Did you hear what I said?
Richard: I'd save you.
Rogue: You really mean that?
Richard: Yeah. *Leaves house*
Later that evening Richard, and John were on a stakeout. It was raining.
Richard: *Sighs* This is nice, isn't it?
John: Whatever you say man.
Richard: *Sticks head out window* Have you ever gone bungee jumping before?
John: No.
Richard: I've seen many ponies do it before. You should try it.
John: *Trying to look out window* I can't see.
Richard: Oh, sorry *Moves out of way*
Rick: *Drives up to house*
John: I see a orange Lambronyni.
Richard: That's an Eventador.
Jewelia: *Walks out of car*
John: That's a mare.
Richard: We better wait for Rick to show up then.
Jewelia: *Knocks on door*
Henry: *Opens door*
Jewelia: *Walks in*
Henry: What are you doing here?
Jewelia: Rick sent me.
Henry: Rick Masters?
Jewelia: Yeah. He's not happy about what you did.
Henry: What did I do?
Jewelia: You screwed over one of his ponies.
Henry: No I did not!
Jewelia: Come here *Grabs Henry* You're so sexy when you're angry.
Henry: Let me go.
Jewelia: No.
Rick: *Walks in*
Jewelia: Ah! Rick, this ain't what it looks like.
Rick: What are you doing Henry? First you give Jeff the wrong stuff, and now you're trying to fuck my special somepony?
Henry: It's not my fault man. She started it.
Rick: Bullshit. Get the money, now.
Henry: *Walks to safe*
Rick: *Follows Henry*
John: Hold up. I think I see two ponies with the mare we just saw.
Richard: Let me take a look.
Henry: The combination is 15-24-6
Rick: *Unlocking safe*
Henry: *Grabs small rock*
Rick: *Unlocks safe*
Henry: *Hits Rick*
Rick: *falls* Ow *Becoming unconscious*
Jewelia: Rick, get up!! Get up!
Henry: *Looking through safe*
Jewelia: He's trying to find something!
Rick: *Grabs silenced pistol*
Henry: *Grabs money*
Rick: *Shoots Henry*
Jewelia: Shoot him again!
Rick: *Kills Henry*
Richard: *at front door* Police! Open up!
Rick: We'll go out the back. *Goes out back door*
Just when they left out the backway, the cops went in the front. They didn't notice that their suspects escaped.
After losing Rick, Richard had to talk to the cheif.
Toby: How did you lose him?
Richard: We didn't see him enter the house.
Toby: Well be more careful next time. Now, we've received word about two ponies stealing credit cards. They do this to make more money, and get a higher chance of making counterfeit cash.
Richard: Where do they normally go?
Toby: They walk by a warehouse with korean writing. Go there now.
So Richard, and Johnny did.
Richard: They should be here soon.
John: What do they look like?
Richard: There is a picture of them right here.
John: I see them both.
Richard: Me too. *walks out of car*
John: *Follows*
Richard: Hey. We wanna talk to you.
Grey pony: *Runs off*
Yellow pony: *Runs off*
Richard: Go after the yellow pony, I'll chase the grey one!
John: I'm on it!
Yellow pony: *Running*
John: *Chasing Yellow pony*
Yellow Pony: Why are you chasing me?!
John: Why are you running?!
Yellow Pony: Because you're chasing me!
John: *Grabs yellow pony* What are these *shows stolen credit cards* Huh?
Yellow Pony: I don't know. I've never seen them!
John: Oh yeah?
Yellow: Yeah.
John: Bullshit *Arrests Yellow pony*
Meanwhile on a bridge going over a train yard
Grey pony: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Grey pony*
Grey Pony: *Continues to run*
Richard: *Dives on grey pony* You're going to tell me everything you know about those credit cards you stole.
Grey Pony: I can't, but I can help you get closer to arresting Rick Masters!
Richard: Talk!
Grey Pony: He has a neighbor that visits often! You can talk to her!
After arresting the two ponies, Richard and John talked to Rick's neighbor.
Neighbor: I've never seen him create counterfeit money here. He has two warehouses where he normally goes to create the money.
Richard: Where are they?
Neighbor: There's one in the desert, and one in downtown that has Korean writing.
John: We were just there.
Richard: Yeah. Ma'am, what do you see Rick doing here?
Neighbor: I see him hang these paintings on his house on the balcony. They were very pretty, but for some reason he set them on fire.
Richard: Hm. Thank's for telling us that.
Rick Masters was hanging out with a few African Equestrian ponies.
Rick: I need your help Lebron.
Lebron: With what?
Rick: I hear that you've got a few of your friends in jail.
Lebron: Yeah.
Rick: I have an idea to get your friends to try, and get Jeff transferred to another prison, or most likely escape.
Lebron: How are they going to do that?
Rick: Attack him.
Lebron: Man, you're one crazy motherfucker, but that's why we're friends. You want Jeff out of that jail, I'll get my boys to do it.
Rick: *Climbs into his car*
Lebron: You still driving that damn thing?
Rick: *Starts car*
Lebron: *Impressed with car*
Rick: *Drives away*
90 minutes later at the jail where Jeff is being held in.
Jeff: *Standing in grass*
Two black ponies: *Walk up to Jeff*
Jeff: What do you two want?
Two Black Ponies: Your life *Attack Jeff*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Police Guard: *Shooting at black ponies*
Shortly after that, Jeff was brought back into the prison, and into a room.
Richard: *Walks in room*
Jeff: *Looks at Richard*
Richard: Hey, I remember you. We had a chase scene going on at the airport.
Jeff: What the hell do you want from me?
Richard: Information. You wanna be out of this jail right?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Well, how about this? If you tell me everything you know about Rick Masters, I'll offer you protection, and a transfer to a safer prison for you.
Jeff: Is there one more thing you could do for me?
Richard: What's that?
Jeff: My daughter is sick, and I want to visit her. She is being taken care of in a hospital in a town called Santa Neigh.
Richard: New Mexico?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: What's her name?
Jeff: Heidi.
Richard: Ok. Wait here, I'm gonna talk to somepony.
Richard went to talk to Toby
Richard: Can I talk to you?
Toby: Sure, what is it?
Richard: It's about Jeff. He has a sick daughter, and wants to visit her.
Toby: We cannot allow that.
Richard: I'll be with him 24/7. I'll have him cuffed, and he even wrote a letter saying he was sorry. *Shows letter*
Toby: He can't go.
Richard: You didn't even read the letter.
Toby: I've made my decision.
Richard: Fine. If you want to be the worthless prick you are, be that way *Leaves room*
Toby: Get back here!!
Richard: *Returns*
Toby: Let me see that.
Richard: *Gives letter to Toby*
Toby: *Reading letter* Hmmm. Alright, but if he escapes, I'm holding you responsible.
30 minutes later, Richard was driving his truck with Jeff next to him.
Richard: 603 to Headquarters.
HQ: Come in 603.
Richard: Is there anypony in the Santa Neigh Hospital called Heidi?
HQ: Yeah.
When they arrive at the hospital...
Richard: *arrives with Jeff*
Nurse: May I help you?
Richard: We're looking for a pony named Heidi.
Nurse: She's in room 205, on the second floor.
Richard: Thanks. *goes to elevator*
Jeff: *Handcuffed to Richard* Hey, why do I need these handcuffs?
Richard: Do they hurt?
Jeff: Yeah.
Richard: Alright. *takes off handcuffs*
Jeff: *Goes out elevator*
Richard: *Follows*
Jeff: *Goes left*
Richard: Hey, 205 is the other way.
Jeff: *Attacks Richard*
Richard: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: *Knocks out Richard*
45 minutes later at the same hospital
Nurse: Heidi is a full grown pony, and never had a father.
Richard: *Sighs* That bastard tricked me.
Nurse: Was he a orange unicorn?
Richard: Yeah. Did you see where he went?
Nurse: No, but I'm sure he went back to Los Pegasus.
Richard returned to Los Pegasus, and talked to Johnny.
Johnny: Toby won't be pleased about that.
Richard: I won't see him until tomorrow. Now listen, I just thought of an idea to stop Rick Masters. He has no idea who we are, so we're going to act like ponies that make counterfeit money as well.
Johnny: Um, I don't know if that's a good idea.
Richard: Come on. We know where he lives, we know him, and he doesn't know us. What could go wrong?
They went to Rick's house later that day.
Richard: Mr. Masters?
Rick: Yes, who might you be?
Richard: My name is James Patterson, and this is my friend Ian Fleming.
Rick: What can I do for you two?
Johnny: We also make counterfeit money, and would like to work for you.
Rick: Good choice. Follow me, I wanna take you somewhere.
They went to the gym
Rick: *Working out* I always come here three times a week. If anypony wants to try, and kill me I need to be prepared.
Richard: You're doing good.
After the workout, the three stallions were in a steam room
Rick: So where have you two lived before coming here?
Richard: I lived in Hawaii.
Rick: And what about Ian?
Johnny: St. Foalis.
Rick: What do you two like about this town so far?
Rick: The weather.
Johnny: Disneyland.
Rick: *Laughs* You crack me up Ian. Now listen, I need $64,000 by Friday, which is two days from now. Think you can get it for me?
Richard: Yeah.
Rick: Then it's settled. Bring the money here. I'll be waiting. And if you can't bring the money to me in time, you're not for real.
Back at police headquarters.
Toby: A few officers are telling me you let Jeff escape.
Richard: I didn't want him too sir. He just took me to Santa Neigh, and knocked me out.
Toby: You cannot let him do that.
Richard: Whatever. I'm still close to arresting Rick Masters. Just tell me where to get enough money to pay him back.
Toby: 302.5.
Richard: What?
Toby: 302.5! You violated section 302.5! No police officer will go without his/her partner when taking a prisoner somewhere he/she would not be allowed to go to. *Points at John* Where were you?
John: I was, uh-
Richard: He wasn't with me.
Toby: Then bring him with you next time!
The next day, Richard, and John were having lunch at a hotdog stand.
Richard: *sitting by truck*
John: *Eating hotdog* So how are we going to get Masters $64,000?
Richard: Simple. Rogue told me about a pony coming here with $64,000 that he robbed from a jewelry store in San Franciscolt. We knab him, and we get his money.
John: Isn't that called stealing?
Richard: You call it whatever you want, I call it taking down a scumbag that's breaking the law.
6 hours later
John: *walking to bar*
Richard: *Following John* So I'm thinking we should use your car for the job.
John: I don't think that's a good idea.
Richard: What are you talking about? Your car is much faster then my truck, it makes perfect sense to me.
John: It's a 1967 GMO, I don't know if I want to destroy it.
Richard: Who said it would be destroyed? It'll be a piece of cake. Take the money, and drive away.
At the bar
Richard: Besides, it's not like he's going to be armed or something.
John: You don't know that.
Richard: Yes I do. When ponies like this guy finish robbing a bank, they throw their gun in a trash can.
John: I'm still not doing it.
Richard: Fine, but let me tell you something. Everything I said about you is a lie. You're not my friend, you're not my partner. We just have the same assignment! *Leaving bar*
John: Richard-
Richard: Don't talk to me! *Slams door*
The next day, Richard drove his truck to a strip club. He was not going for fun, he had business to take care of.
Richard: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: May I help you?
Richard: I need you to tell me everything you know about that jewel heist.
Rogue: I thought you weren't interested.
Richard: Well, I am now.
Rogue: *Sighs*
Stallion: *Walks to front desk*
Rogue: Let me deal with a customer first.
Richard: *Looking at strippers*
Strippers: *Dancing*
Richard: *Looks back at Rogue*
Rogue: Ok. The pony you're looking for is Korean, and his name is Thomas Ling. He robbed $64,000, and will be at Union Station tomorrow at 10 AM, on Union Pacific train 348.
Richard: Thanks. *about to leave, but hesitates* How do you know all that? The Union Pacific train, and when it gets here?
Rogue: I do.
Richard: How?
Rogue: I just do.
Next day, the Union Pacific train was making it's way towards Los Pegasus Union Station. Richard, was waiting.
Once the train got to the station.
Passengers: *Getting off*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
Announcer: Attention, Thomas Ling who has just got off Union Pacific train 348, please come to the help desk.
Thomas: *Goes to help desk* I'm Thomas Ling.
Announcer: Ok, here's your luggage.
Thomas: *Takes luggage, and finds a note*
The note said, Fuck you loser
Richard: *Grabs Thomas* You know what this is?
Thomas: A crime?
Richard: Not when a police officer is doing it. *Taking Thomas out of station*
Two ponies: *Watching*
Richard: *Pushing Thomas to exit*
Thomas: *Walking to exit*
John: *Pulls up in his car*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas in car*
Thomas: *Sits down*
Richard: *Enters car*
John: *Drives*
Richard: *Looks at suitcase* Where's the key?
Thomas: I don't have it.
Richard: He doesn't have it. What a dumbass.
The same two ponies that were watching Richard were following them in their car. We'll call them, stalkers.
Thomas: *Sweating*
Richard: *Looking forward*
John: *Driving straight*
Stalker: *Driving*
stupid pony: *Drives infront of stalkers*
Stalker: *Stops while beeping horn*
John: *Drives next to bridge*
Richard: *Looks back*
Birds: *Flying out of way*
John: *Stops under bridge*
Thomas: *Has front hooves up in air*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas out* Over the chain.
John: *Goes under*
Thomas: *Does nothing*
Richard: *Pushes Thomas* Come on, get over the chain.
Thomas: *Goes over*
Richard: *Goes under* Get him on the wall.
Thomas: *Leaning on wall*
John: Like that?
Richard: Yeah. *Holding suitcase* Hold this *gives John a gun*
John: *Holding gun*
Richard: *Hitting suitcase* *Slams suitcase into wall* Come on! Open, you piece of hell!! *Continues to slam suitcase into wall*
John: Come on man, what the hell? There's ponies all over the place
Richard: *Gets suitcase open*
Nothing was in it, but paper.
Richard: *Grabs paper* That's very funny *Throws paper at Thomas*
John: If he doesn't have the money let's get the hell outta here!
Richard: *Pushes Thomas away from him* WHERE IS IT?!
Thomas: *Kicks Richard*
Richard: *Falls*
John: *Pointing gun at Thomas* You stupid son of a bitch! If you try anything like that I'm gonna blow your brains out! You got that?!
Thomas: *Shakes head yes*
John: Good, not get on your knees!
Thomas: *Gets on knees*
John: Put your hands behind your head.
Richard: *Stands up, and thinking* You're wearing it aren't you? Take your clothes off.
The stalkers were getting closer.
Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your shirt off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your shirt off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*
The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.
Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*
Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.
Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: You ok?
John: I'm fine.
Richard: Let's get out of here *Runs to car* Come on.
John: *Looking at dead body* Oh god. They killed him.
Richard: *In driver's seat* Come on come on!
John: *Runs to car*
Richard: *Starts car*
John: *Gets in*
Richard: *Drives out of trainyard*
John: *Sweating*
Richard: *Drives left*
Stalkers: *Go straight*
Realizing their mistake, the stalkers went backwards, then turned on the same road Richard drove on.
Richard: You hit?
John: No, I don't think so.
Richard: *Driving past forklifts*
John: *Looks back*
Their behind them was the stalkers
Stalker: *Honking horn, and shifting too high*
Stalker 2: *Pointing at forklift*
Stalker: *Hits boxes on forklift*
Richard: *Driving very fast*
John: *Rubs head*
Truck driver: *blows horn*
Richard: *Honking horn*
John: *Sees truck in front of them* Look out for Christ's sake!
Richard: Get him out of there Johnny. Move the truck!
Truck driver: What the hell are you doing in such a hurry?
John: *Pointing gun at truck driver* Be quiet! Whoever's truck that is move it out of the way, NOW!
Truck Driver: Back it up Steve, back it up!
Steve: *backs up truck*
Richard: *drives*
Ponies: *Walking in the way*
Richard: *Honking horn*
Walking ponies: Hey! *Jump out of way*
Stalker: *Catching up*
Walking ponies: Get outta here, you goddamn bastard!
Truck driver: *Clears the road*
Richard: *driving towards wall, then brakes while going left*
Truck driver: *Behind Richard*
John: Go left!
Richard: *Goes left*
Another truck could be seen
Stalker: *driving towards intersection*
Stalker 2: *Reloads gun*
Stalker: *Turns left*
Truck driver: *In front of them* *Honks horn*
Stalker: *Goes left*
They drove into another train yard, and Richard was driving next to a train.
Richard: *going straight*
Stalker: *Behind them*
Stalker 2: *Shoots two bullets at them, and misses*
Train driver: *Blows horn*
Richard: *Passes train, and goes right* Hold on. Hold on! *drives past wired fence*
Stalker: *Loses Richard, and spins out*
Meanwhile in the storm drains
Richard: I think we lost them I don't-
John: I don't see them man.
Richard: Huh?
John: I don't see them.
Richard: Woohoo!!
John: We did it man!
Richard: We made it!
John: We did it! Hahahaha! Holy shit we did it!! Goddamn. You had me scared outta my mind man. You had me scared outta my-
A bullet broke the back window
John: *Looks back* Oh no!
Richard: Same guy?
John: No, two different guys. It's two Canterlots.
Gangster: *Shooting car*
Richard: What the fuck is going on? Who the hell are these guys?
John: Shit, they're all over the place.
Richard: Alright, hang on Johnny *Runs over gangster*
Driving gansters: *Begin to follow Richard*
Richard: *Leaving stormdrains*
John: Piece of cake huh? Bullshit.
Richard: Get one off of me Johnny. Get one off of me.
John: *Shoots car*
Richard: *Drives under bridge*
Cameo pony: *Shoots grenade launcher at gangsters*
Richard: *Drives right onto road*
Gangsters: *Follow Richard*
John: *Having terrible flashbacks* Oooohh.
In the flashbacks
Richard: *Jumps off bridge*
Stalker: *Shoots Thomas*
Thomas: *dies*
Back to reality
Richard: *Passing cars*
Drivers: *Very angry*
Detectives: *Blocking road*
Richard: *stops*
Lots of ponies got out of their cars, and starting pointing guns at Richard, and Johnny.
Johnny: They're all over the place!
Richard: *Sees do not enter sign* we're going this way. *Drives past do not enter sign*
Ponies: *Driving towards him* Get the hell outta the way! You goddamn bastard!
Jonn: Crazy goddamn bastard.
Richard: *Passing cars*
Ponies: *Honking horns*
John: Shit.
Richard: *Enters wrong side of highway*
Mother pony: *Crashes into truck*
John: Get out of the way! Get outta there!
Richard: *Continues driving on the wrong side of the road*
Ponies: *Crashing into each other*
Sports car driving pony: *Hits Johnny's car*
John: Get out of the way.
Richard: *driving past more cars*
Ponies: *Angry while honking horns*
John: Get out of the way.
Semi driver: *Loses control of semi*
John: Oh christ no!
Richard & Johnny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Semi Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Richard & Johnny: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Semi Driver: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Richard: *Drives onto right side of highway*
News pony: There's a minor tie up right near Henry Ford. A couple of cars are tangled up in traffic, and it shouldn't take too long to get the cars cleared up, and the delay shouldn't cost you more then a couple of hours if you're heading Northbound. I'm Stacey Weatherspony for Traffic Control.
After the chase, Richard and John stopped near an autoshop.
Richard: *Gets out of car*
Jamaican ponies: *dancing past*
John: *Nervously laughing*
Richard: *Walks on trunk of car*
John: *takes a deep breath* WHATARE WE GONNA DO?!?
Richard: We'll go to the autopart's store, and buy a new window *Breaks back window* You should consider yourself lucky. Anymore damage, or anything much more serious then this, and your car would be in the shop for a long time. We lucked out Johnny, we lucked out. WOOOO!! *finishes breaking window*
That night, at Rogue's house.
Rogue: I heard about a huge wreck on the highway.
Richard: Oh yeah, I caused that.
Rogue: What?
Richard: That pony you told me about, the one that robbed the jewelry store, he died. The guys that killed him chased me, but I got the money.
Rogue: What are you-
Richard: You should've been there. It was awesome.
Rogue: I'm worried about you.
Richard: Aw, Rogue-
Rogue: I'M WORRIED!!
Richard: *Hugging Rogue*
Rogue: *Breaks away from hug* What's the matter with you?!
Next day
Toby: And everyone that saw the chase have notified us about everything they saw. The FBI reported that two ponies killed Thomas Ling, and drove off in a blue late model Canterlot.
Cop: What was the license plate sir?
Toby: The car did not have a license plate. This is what happens when you work with idiots. Dismissed.
Police officers: *Leave room*
Richard: *In hall*
John: *Next to Richard*
Richard: We're all alone.
John: They know what car we had.
Richard: Yeah, but they don't know who drove it.
John: They'll find out soon. What happens if they find out it's us who did it? Huh? What will happen?
Richard: They'll never find out. Now relax, we're going to stop Rick Masters just like we planned.
John: *Sighs* Ok. Just like we planned.
At the gym, Richard was waiting for Rick.
Richard: *sees Rick*
Rick: Hello James. Do you have the money?
Richard: Yeah. All $64,000.
Rick: *takes money* Ah, excellent. I knew I could count on you, and Ian. Where is Ian anyway?
Richard: I don't know.
Rick: *Pushes chest against Richard's chest* You're not wired, are you?
Richard: No. I'll go get Ian, and we'll meet back here, 2 AM. If you're not here, we take the money back.
Rick: Understandable.
Richard left, but he didn't go to get John. He went to Jeff's house.
Richard: *Slowly walks towards entrance* Let's see what you're up to Jeffery. *Looks through window*
Jeff: *Leaves living room, and goes to bed*
Rachael: *Sitting on couch*
Richard: *Opens window*
Rachael: *Looks at window*
Richard: Shhh. I'm a cop.
Rachael: *decides to be an idiot* AAAAAH!!!
Richard: *Quietly* Shut up. *Holding Rachael's mouth*
Jeff: Rachael? Is everything ok? *Walks to living room*
Jeff: *Arrives*
Richard: *Pointing gun* GET DOWN!
Rachael: AAAAAH *Laying on ground*
Jeff: *Gets down*
Richard: You're underarrest for escaping prison. Only this time, you'll be there for the rest of your life.
After arresting Rick, Richard went back to the gym. It was 1:55 AM when he got there with John.
Richard: Ok, you ready?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Opens door*
Fuku: Hey. Who are you?
Richard: James Patterson, and Ian Fleming. We're here to see Rick Masters.
Fuku: He's too busy for you.
Richard: Bullshit *Punches Fuku*
Fuku: *Choking Richard*
Rick: Fuku, that's enough.
Fuku: These intruders-
Rick: Let them come up.
Fuku: nnngh. You two can go
Richard & John: *Walk upstairs*
The four of them soon arrive at the locker room.
Rick: Now. Let's discuss our next job. Shall we?
Richard: Sure.
Rick: I've got $50,000 coming in from San Franciscolt. This money is not counterfeit, so we gotta hurry, and bring it to my warehouse so we can make counterfeit money out of it.
John: Where is your warehouse?
Rick: We'll go to the one downtown.
Richard: *Sitting*
Fuku: *Watching Richard*
Richard: *Attacks Rick* We're police, stand down!
Rick: *Puts hooves on locker*
Richard: John, watch Rick. Fuku, *points gun at Fuku* Get your hooves on top of the locker.
Fuku: *Puts hooves on top of locker*
Richard: That's right. You're under arrest imbecile.
Fuku: *grabs shotgun* Not for long! *Shoots Richard*
Richard: *Shoots Fuku*
Both of them shot each other, and died.
Rick: *Leaves*
John: *Looks at Richard* Richard? Come on man, get up. *crying* GET UP MAN! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!
30 seconds later
John: *Walks towards alleyway*
Rick: *Drives towards John*
John: *Dives into trashcan*
Rick: *Avoids hitting John*
After that ordeal, John had to walk to his car which was three hours away. Next, he drove to Rick's warehouse downtown. Upon arrival, he could see a huge fire inside.
John: *Enters warehouse*
Rick: *Sees John* Why did you take the money? You could've just arrested me when you first saw me, and then avoid all the time you wasted. Not to mention, all those cops wanting to arrest you. I can tell them-
John: Shut up. Get on the ground.
Rick: *getting on the ground*
John: *Hits Rick with gun*
He thought Rick was knocked out, but he wasn't.
Rick: *Grabs piece of wood*
John: *Having a headache*
Rick: *Hits John*
John: *falls on floor, pretending to be knocked out*
Rick: *grabs hay and places it on John. Next he grabs a fiery piece of wood*
John: *Pops out of hay, and shoots Rick*
Rick: *Falls, and sets himself on fire*
John: *Continues shooting Rick until he runs out of ammo* I did it. I killed Rick Masters.
After that fight.
Bank worker: I'm sorry Jewelia. Your husband is dead. He has these films. I think you'd want to see them.
Jewelia: Ok.
Bank worker: I also heard that he has paintings of you, but we can't find them.
Jewelia: He burnt a lot of things. Maybe he burnt them.
Bank Worker: Alright. Everything you don't want will be auctioned.
After that, Jewelia met up with Pinkie Pie in Rick's car.
Pinkie Pie: Guten Tag.
Jewelia: I'm heading to Ponyville. Wanna come with me?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. That's where I live. *Enters car*
Jewelia: *drives for Ponyville*
John: *Arrives at Rogue's house, and knocks on door*
Rogue: Who is it? *Opens door*
John: Hello ma'am.
Rogue: Who are you?
John: I'm Johnathan Hooper, I was Richard Chance's partner. May I come in?
Rogue: Sure *Opens door*
John: *Walks in house* Packing up so soon?
Rogue: I'm leaving the city.
John: We've got business to discuss about what info you gave Richard.
Rogue: What are you saying Mr. Hooper?
John: From now on, you work for me.
Then suddenly, she realized something. Everything Rogue told Richard, was told by Richard to Johnny. Then, by the driveway to Rogue's house, Richard's truck pulled up.
The End.
