I was asked to write a second chapter and I have nothing else to do so I thought I would just go ahead and write chapter 2. I hope you enjoy!!!
Bella's After Life
Chapter 2
I was sitting in a chair by the fire place in our cottage. I was just staring at the fire not really thinking about anything. Then, out of no where, I heard a very loud growl. It sounded like Rosalie.
I looked over at Edward who just ran into the room once he heard the sound too. He looked at me too and then we ran over to the Cullens' house. I saw Jacob sitting on the couch, laughing. Rosalie was over in the corner trying to get to Jake, but Emmett was holding her back, trying very hard not to laugh.
"What did you do this time, Jake?" I asked a smile on my face. He looked at me, then said, "I was just trying to explain to the dumb blonde over there why she can't call 911." He said, jerking his head at Rosalie when he said "the dumb blonde over there"
"Ok? And why can't Rosalie call 911?" I asked, quietly laughing, knowing another blonde joke is coming.
"Well, duh!" Jacob said in a high pitched voice, "There's no eleven on the phone!" Jacob finished the joke then dissolved into laughter.
"That's it? Wow, Jake! Your losing your edge!" I said my smile fading. Jacob instatly stopped laughing. Rosalie stopped trying to get her hands on Jacob.
"What?! You have to be kidding!" he said, jumping up. "Nope. You seem to have lost it, you dirty mutt" Rosalie said, smirking. Jacob didn't hear, because the she said that, he was shouting, "Where is the computer?", to Edward.
Edward was trying to stop a smile from creeping on his lips at Jacob asking for the computer. "In the next room." he said.
Jacob ran into the next room. Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, and myself just stood there looking at each other.
"Well, this looks like it's going to take a while we might as well sit down." I said looking in the doorway Jacob ran through to find him staring intensly at the screen. "I've got it!" Jacob cried, jumping up and knocking down the chair he was sitting in.
"Ok then. Have at it." Rosalie said, challenging. Jacob walked back in the room, very cocky.
"Ok. Do you know how a blonde kills a fish?" Jacob paused to hear Rosalie's warning growl. "Oh, and how do they do that?" Emmett asked, eager to hear the last part of the joke. Rosalie punched Emmett in the arm. "That didn't hurt." He said to Rosalie, which only made her madder
Jacob looked between the two of them and then said, "They drown them!" He then waited for us to laugh, but it wasn't happening. "Jake..." I said, then trailed off and shook my head "no".
"Ok. Then how about..." Jacob trailed off, going back to the computer looking for a new joke. "How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?" He asked coming back into the living room. "You tell them a joke on Wednesday." Jacob whispered in Rosalie's ear making her mad.
The joke wasn't that funny, but Rosalie's reaction to having Jacob whispering in her ear made Emmett have to grab ahold of her again. Only this time was different. Rosalie got free and started running after Jacob who has already turned into a werewolf after seeing Rosalie get free.
Edward went after Rosalie to make sure she didn't kill Jacob. That is, if she can catch up or not.
Emmett and I looked at each then burst into laughter. Emmett pulled out his cell phone then dialed in a number. He then walked over to me and swung his arm around my shoulder. I heard Jasper on the other end answering the phone.
"Hello?" Jasper asked. "Hey, we need you to come down here. Jacob's telling the blonde jokes to Rose again and we need something, or in this case someone, to calm her down."
I heard Jasper sigh. "Ok. I'll be there in five minutes." Jasper said. "Well, if I were you I would hurry, cause this is funny. I'vce never seen her try to chase dog. Well, until now I guess." Emmett said, us both laughing now.
"Well, hello Bella." Jasper said after hearing my laughter on the phone. I smiled and said, "Hey!".
"Just make sure Jacob is alive by the time I get there." Jasper said before hanging up. Me and Emmett looked at each other, then went into another fit of laughter.
Bella's After Life
Chapter 2
I was sitting in a chair by the fire place in our cottage. I was just staring at the fire not really thinking about anything. Then, out of no where, I heard a very loud growl. It sounded like Rosalie.
I looked over at Edward who just ran into the room once he heard the sound too. He looked at me too and then we ran over to the Cullens' house. I saw Jacob sitting on the couch, laughing. Rosalie was over in the corner trying to get to Jake, but Emmett was holding her back, trying very hard not to laugh.
"What did you do this time, Jake?" I asked a smile on my face. He looked at me, then said, "I was just trying to explain to the dumb blonde over there why she can't call 911." He said, jerking his head at Rosalie when he said "the dumb blonde over there"
"Ok? And why can't Rosalie call 911?" I asked, quietly laughing, knowing another blonde joke is coming.
"Well, duh!" Jacob said in a high pitched voice, "There's no eleven on the phone!" Jacob finished the joke then dissolved into laughter.
"That's it? Wow, Jake! Your losing your edge!" I said my smile fading. Jacob instatly stopped laughing. Rosalie stopped trying to get her hands on Jacob.
"What?! You have to be kidding!" he said, jumping up. "Nope. You seem to have lost it, you dirty mutt" Rosalie said, smirking. Jacob didn't hear, because the she said that, he was shouting, "Where is the computer?", to Edward.
Edward was trying to stop a smile from creeping on his lips at Jacob asking for the computer. "In the next room." he said.
Jacob ran into the next room. Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, and myself just stood there looking at each other.
"Well, this looks like it's going to take a while we might as well sit down." I said looking in the doorway Jacob ran through to find him staring intensly at the screen. "I've got it!" Jacob cried, jumping up and knocking down the chair he was sitting in.
"Ok then. Have at it." Rosalie said, challenging. Jacob walked back in the room, very cocky.
"Ok. Do you know how a blonde kills a fish?" Jacob paused to hear Rosalie's warning growl. "Oh, and how do they do that?" Emmett asked, eager to hear the last part of the joke. Rosalie punched Emmett in the arm. "That didn't hurt." He said to Rosalie, which only made her madder
Jacob looked between the two of them and then said, "They drown them!" He then waited for us to laugh, but it wasn't happening. "Jake..." I said, then trailed off and shook my head "no".
"Ok. Then how about..." Jacob trailed off, going back to the computer looking for a new joke. "How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?" He asked coming back into the living room. "You tell them a joke on Wednesday." Jacob whispered in Rosalie's ear making her mad.
The joke wasn't that funny, but Rosalie's reaction to having Jacob whispering in her ear made Emmett have to grab ahold of her again. Only this time was different. Rosalie got free and started running after Jacob who has already turned into a werewolf after seeing Rosalie get free.
Edward went after Rosalie to make sure she didn't kill Jacob. That is, if she can catch up or not.
Emmett and I looked at each then burst into laughter. Emmett pulled out his cell phone then dialed in a number. He then walked over to me and swung his arm around my shoulder. I heard Jasper on the other end answering the phone.
"Hello?" Jasper asked. "Hey, we need you to come down here. Jacob's telling the blonde jokes to Rose again and we need something, or in this case someone, to calm her down."
I heard Jasper sigh. "Ok. I'll be there in five minutes." Jasper said. "Well, if I were you I would hurry, cause this is funny. I'vce never seen her try to chase dog. Well, until now I guess." Emmett said, us both laughing now.
"Well, hello Bella." Jasper said after hearing my laughter on the phone. I smiled and said, "Hey!".
"Just make sure Jacob is alive by the time I get there." Jasper said before hanging up. Me and Emmett looked at each other, then went into another fit of laughter.