Elle uk 2010

MIKE

When I got the invitation to Bella and Cullen's… uh erm…wedding, I honestly thought someone had put me on the show Punk'd. I mean, what could Bella possibly see in that freak! Well, that was probably a stupid thought because he has the money, the perfect looks (Jessica's words not mine! I'm definitely not gay!), perfect grades, the perfect family, the perfect car, the perfect body (again, not my words!), and now the perfect wife. Great. But I'm willing to bet they'll get a divorce within the first year of … marriage. Ew. Then she'll come running into my arms and I can gladly undress...

After Sarah's party, she had layed down on the couch beside Dad and fell asleep with her head on his lap. Mom was sitting on the other side of her and Jake and I gathered up all her presents and put them in the back of the Audi.
Jasper and Alice had gotten her more clothes and shoes, and a couple of dresses. She said they were for her to dress up in, but they looked like they were at least three hundred dollars a peice.
Emmet and Rosalie got her a pimped out power wheels. It was pink and went fifteen miles an hour. Good thing they got her a helmet to go with it.
Mom and Dad gave her a photo albam...

*by Stephenie Meyer*



NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES


“You know my father was a clergyman,” he mused as he cleaned the table carefully, rubbing everything down with we gauze, and then doing it again. The smell of the alcohol burned my nose. “He had a rather harsh view of the world, which I was already beginning to question before the time that I changed.” Carlisle put all the dirty gauze and the glass slivers into an empty crystal bowl. I didn’t understand what he was doing, even when he lit the match. Then he threw it onto the alcohol-soaked fibers, and the sudden blaze made me jump....