Photoshoot: Set 049

I woke up the next morning, groggy. The sun beat down on the through a glass wall but within seconds disapeard behind the clouds. I closed my eyes again gripping my empty sheets next to me, shooting upright when I found them empty.
I heard the door close on my left. I turned my head to see Edward standing with a towel around his waist and rubbing his dripping hair with another.
"Sorry." He smiled crookedly.
I snapped my mouth closed and blinked a few times. His body was perfectly scuplted. From his abs to his pecks. His biscep bulged as he towel dried his hair.
I shook my head and finally found...

She’s diabolical.
Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.387

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around.
Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93

You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 4, p.69

Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably...

This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please comment and tell me what you think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in love with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be reading there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...