Can't you see the resemblance? (look at pic of Nessie)
1) Ask Victoria if she really wants to kill Bella because she and Edward were together but had a hectic relationship and she was just jealous that he moved on
2) Ask if James really died by looking at her
3) Call her Raggedy Ann
4) Tell her that when Charlie found her footprint in the mud, he thought Bigfoot was on the loose in Forks, Washington!
5) Sit next to her and keep whispering, "James is dead, James is dead, Edward killed him, James is dead, Edward killed him because of Bella...."
6) Advise her to go change only redheaded people so it'll be the 'attack of the Redheads'
7) Tell Victoria that...
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