Kellan, Charlie, and Cameron Get Friendly Down-Under

I walked out and sat down on the couch. Edward came and sat next to me.I couldn't look him in the eyes.Everyone was asleep except me and Edward.They were all snoring.Emmett and Rose were propped up against the sofa like they were still awake and watching t.v., I stood up and crepts past Alice, jasper and Emmett, when I stepped across rose she sniffled and I jumped , I giggled and Edward ran up behind me "where you going?"

"well I'm going in your room I'm not sleeping down here with them snoring all night."I said and pointed at them.

I walked up the stairs and went to Edwards room.I started to...

This is not a copy of 100 things not to say to edward and jacob.. even if some a elements are quite like it

1 I will not walk into the Cullen’s house wearing garlic.

2 I will not walk into la push wearing wolf bane

3 Throwing holy water at Edward and screaming the power of Christ compels you isn’t funny.

4 Neither is throwing rice or anything else at any one in the book is.

5 Asking Jacob if he’s imprinted yet isn’t funny.

6 Or is it funny to ask this every 5 minutes.

7 I shouldn’t ask Leah what it’s like to loose your boyfriend to your cousin is like.

8 I shouldn’t ask Emily what it’s...