Now Suri, you must study your dianetics book.
But I don't wanna!
Millions of years ago, the alien, Xenu
Collected all his people, and then
He threw them all around a volcano bring bombs in his machines,
And blew them all to smithereens
Your dad said you must wear a blanket or an opaque veil
Over your faces so you will stay pale
You must remember its not funny,
Stay away from where its sunny,
Or else he'll dangle you over an eighty-foot balcony
Break it down now
You know Hollywood is such a mess
All the drama goin' down with celeb train wrecks
They even stopped wearing bloomers under their dress
It makes me...
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