ONE DAY THUNDERCLAN WOKE UP IN A MALL:
Where in the name of starclan is this?-firestar
i dont know...it seems ok.....OOOOHHH CANDY STORE!!-jayfeather
i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go-entire clan
fine-brambleclaw
yay!*run into store*ooh pretty!-clan
1 HOUR LATER.....
*jumping like squirrels-cherry/molekit
*passed out on bench*-jayfeather
moremoremoremoremore-ivypaw
ccccccccandy,caaaaaaandy,cannnnndy-dovepaw
arcade!!-brackenfur
food court!!-dustpelt
rest of clan-*drunk of candy*
yummmm-sandstorm
mouse!-purdy*tackles foxleap*
ow!! i m not a mouse!!-foxleap
oh....mouse!!-purdy*jumps on graystripe*
hey!! me either!-graystripe
oh......mouse!-purdy*bites bumblestripes tail*
YOW!!!THERE ARE NO MICE HERE!!-bumblestripe
ohhhh.....crow!!-purdy*jumps on icecloud*
hey!-icecloud
food court!!!-dustpelt*annoyed*
fine-firestar
yay!!!-dustpelt
vole!!-purdy*bonks dovepaw on the head*
purdy!!!-dovepaw
will you give it a rest you geezer?!-berrynose
oooohhh....tv....-thornclaw*star wars just started*
meanwhile..............
FOOD!!!!-dustpelt*clan just reached food court*
come on!!-dustpelt*drags ferncloud with him who mouths 'help me!!!'
NOW BACK 2 THORNCLAW......
that was THE best movie ever!!!-thornclaw
luke i am your father luke i am your father-thornclaw
*lionblaze walks by,pauses*whos luke?
YOU!!-thornclaw*laughs like a maniac*mwahaha!!!!>:D
*eyes widen*RUN!!!!!!-lionblaze-UMMMM?!?!JAYFEATHER!! HELP ME!!
jayfeather-still passed out
uh??!!brambleclaw??sandstorm??cloudtail??-lionblaze*while running*-dustpelt?
dustpelt-*mouth full of leftover burger*
luukkkeeee?-*slowly* thornclaw
dustpelt-*slowly stops midchew looking at thornclaw*
LUKE!!!!-thornclaw
AHHHH!!!NO!BAD THORNCLAW!!MY BURGER!!-dustpelt *grabs burger and runs*
elp me!!!!!!!!!!!!om on!!!*through full mouth*-dustpelt
nah-clan
*frowns*-firestar
what are you doing thornclaw?
*grins like chesire cat from alice in wonderland*-thoornclaw
luke....i ...am...your...father!!!!!!!!!!!-thornclaw
*sighs*hes gon crazier than a cat with an adder in their fur-squirrelflight
*jayfeather is STILL passed out* hey wheres jayfeather?-leafpool
ill find him-cherrykit
no!ILL find him-molekit
fine both of you go.....but with lionblaze-leafpool
WHAT?!?!?!-lionblaze
*raises eyebrow*i am ur mother..........im also the clan leaders daughter....-leafpool
OK OK !!-lionblaze-jeez u dont have to go there
lets go!!lets go!!-kits
*sighs*fine-lionblaze
walk around randomly*where is he??-lionblaze
there he iS!!-molekit
i saw him 1st!!-cherrykit
did not!~!-molekit
did too-cherrykit
*mutters*starclan help me!!*-lionblaze*pads up to his brother*wake up ya piece of fox dung!!!8about to bonk him*
lionblaze!!-brackenfur-come help me find dovepaw!!
lionblaze-(thinking)YES!!!THANK U STARCLAN!-ok....wait wat about the kits?
we can take care of ourselves11-cherrykit
yep,AND we have jayfeather!!-molekit
*rolls eyes*hes UNCONSIOUS-lionblaze
no hes not!!-cherrykit*nudges molekit/whispers sumthing 2 him*
ooohhhh YEA!!! hes awake all right11-molekit*awkwardly climbs on top of jayfeather to his head.leans down and strains to pull up eyelids*
<sighs>-cherrykit*goes up to jayfeather and moves his jaw around.*
*deepens voice*-molekit-YES LIONBLAZE MY BROTHER I CAN TAKE CARE OIF THESE PRECIOUS KITS WHILKE U MY BROTHER R GONE ,MY BROTHER.I LUV THESE KITS ESPECIALLY MOLEKIT MY BROTHER
oh brother-cherrykit
*purrs*fine-lionblaze-besides ur right next to the clan......
yay!!-kits
lionblaze walks away*ok how the DUNG are we gunna do this?-molekit
*frowns*-cherrykit-watch ur language u no mommy told u not to say bad things
*rolls eyes*-molekit
*jayfeather sleepily opens his eyes*
Hey!!hes awake!!!!-cherrykit
*they r next 2 a TV store and harry potter comes on after star wars finishes*wuz that-jayfeather
*listens to whole harry potter 7 pt.1 before falling bak asleep*
aawwww we were soo close!-cherrykit
*murmurs in his sleep*i am harry potter-jayfeather
*thoughtfully*hmmm-=molekit*whispers sumthing 2 cherrykit*do ya think it'll wake him up?-molekit
i think it'll make him run all the way bak to the camp -wherever that is-cherrykit
*leans down to jayfeather*u r harry potter?-cherrykit
*sleepily murmurs*yes-jayfeather
*does a dramatic fake gasp*its voldemort harry!!!hes come here!!!he found u!!!-molekit
*instantly wakes up *aahhhh run 4 ur lives!!!!!*runs is random direction and crashes into pole next to cloudtail-jayfeather
ther u r jayfeather-cloudtail-having fun?
jayfeather-*passed out AGAIN*
molekit and cherrykit-*both smile satasfied/high 5 each other*our work here is done-cherrykit
yes!-cherrykit-wat disaster shall we fix next mole....
*thinks*im molewhisker-molekit
*smiles,yes and im........cherrynose!!!-cherrykit
next we r going 2 battle the evil forces of ......that leaf!!!!-molekit*looks at random leaf on the ground *
mwahaha!!die leaf!-cherrykit-u r no match 4 molewhisker and cherrynose!!!!-cherrynose*pounces on leaf,carries it and shows it to poppyfrost/berrynose*
molekit-*frowns and looks around sees branch takes it and shows it to poppyfrost/berrynose-looks smug*HA!!mines bigger!
so?!?! mines prettier-cherrykit
well mines heavier-molekit
mines better tasting-cherrykit
y would u taste a leaf?!?!-molekit
KITS CONTINUE FIGHTING BUT
DOVEPAW.IVYPAW,FERNCLOUD,SQUIRRELFLIGHT,LEAFPOOL,SORRELTAIL,AND CINDERHEART MISSING
*lionblaze,brackenfur,birchfall,foxleap,whitewing,icecloud,and brightheart are lking 4 missing cats*
where r they-brightheart
i dont no ,im getting worried-whiutewing
*they hear music*what is that?-foxleap
walk up to an arcade,and c missing cats playing dance dance revolution or watever its called on 2 paws*wat the....-lionblaze
there u r!!!!-birchfall*gets mad*where were u?we were-*all of a sudden darth vader music comes on*
thornclaw comes in wearing cape and darth vader mask*i am ur father luke-thornclaw
ahhhh!!!run-brackenfur
*dustpelt sittting in a corner with ferncloud eating his burger,every on e except them and lionblaze leave*
all of a sudden 2 twolegs,1 twoleg kit,and a furry chihuahaua come up.*
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!-thornclaw
awwww look at the kitty mommy!-twoleg kit
*lionblaze,ferncloud,dustpelt,andthornclaw r huddled up in a corner*wat is THAT??!!?!?!-ferncloud pts.2 dog*
i think its a dog-dstpelt
no!its a hairy rat!-lionblaze
NO WAY!!!its a wookiee!!-thornclaw
a WAT?!?!-ferncloud
no its a HAIRY RAT!-lionblaze
mmmmm im hungry-dustpelt
u just ate!-lionblaze
well sorry i have a fast metabolism-dustpelt
then where is ur.....-thornclaw*looks at twolegs fdoot*
AAHHH!!!!-twoleg mom
*giggles*it pooped on u mommy!-twoleg kit
twolegs run away*that was weird...-ferncloud
*jayfeather comes in with a stick*
....and it just got wierder
dude! seriously!wat is it with u and sticks?!?!-lionblasze
this is not just any stick .....it is....a WAND!!!-jayfeather
a WAT?!?-lionblaze
a wand im harry potter-jayfeathre
uh huh......-lionblaze
dang i need a voldemort-jayfeather
there ur my voldemort*gives ferncloud a stick*-jayfeather
hey!shes helping me eat my burger!*grabs her and pulls her back*-dustpelt
u just finished it!-jayfeather*pulls herv towards him*
no i didnt!*shows him another burger*-dustpelt
where do u get these things?!?-lionblaze
i have my ways ....now ur going 2 helpme*pulls her*
no!u dont need help eating ur burger!*pulls her back*-jayfeather
yes i do!*grabs her/pulls her*-dusatpelt
well...........ima medicine cat....HA!*grabs her arm and pulls her*-jayfgeather
well shes my mate -so HAHA and HA*pulls her back*-dustpelt
thats it BOTH O' U !!LEMME GO!*they let her go and she walks away *-ferncloud
well,u handeld that well -lionblaze
fine UR my voldemort -jayfeather-*gives stick 2 lionblaze*
*sighs* fine wat do i do-lionblaze
u kill me-jayfeather
*eyes widen*jayfeather !u no i .......*realizes dustpelt is sitting there*-lionblaze
not like THAT -jayfeather
then how?!?-lionblaze
with the stick-jayfeather
with a STICK?-lionblazae
well its a wand-jay feather
so im supposd 2 kill u......with a stick?-lionblaze
erxactly-jayfeather
HOW AM I GUNNA KIL U WITH A STIK?!?-LOIONBLAZE
*sighs*lionblaze....u r so wierd sumtimes-jayfeather
IM weird?!?-lionbl;ze-ur the 1 trying 2 get me 2 kil u with a stik!-lionblaze
watever......do u even no wat harry potter is?-jayfeather
lemme guess.....hes a magic unicorn who u ride up ionto the air toi satrclan where u catch evil fairies whoi r trying 2 get cats 2 join the dark forest cats and u use sticks to magically kill them-lionblaze
close-jay feather
hes a twoleg who he and his friendsz......*about to tell whole story wen mousewhisker comes in thru elavator*
heard harry potter wuz here-mousewhisker
yep!-jayfeather
*dustpelt silently leaves*
well.......im ..........(dun da duh daaa) PERCY JACKSON!-mousewhisker
*leaves 4 haf a sec.and comes back with a fake lightening bolt*
oi-lionblaze
*growls*this is no place 4 ur kind percy jackson*says name in disgust*-jayfeather-this is HARRYPOTTERLAND!!
huh?!?oh yea?!? u wanna go? hh?i said ya wanna go??huh?-mousewhisker*stands on 2 paws and pretends to roll up sleeves*
haha this should b good *sits and gets comfortable*-lionblaze
heck yea!-jayfeather *stands up/gets ready 2 fight*
*drops stik*-jayfeahther
arnt u gunna use ur STIK*says it sarcastically*-lionlbaze
the 2 toms started 2 hop up and down /paws up and ready/started 2 circle each other
*jayfeather punches mousewhisker in the throat*
ow!that was my throat!-mouse
oops*grins*-jayfeather-how should i no?im blind
*scowls and punches jay's belly*-mouse
*punches mouses face HARD *-jay
oww!i ink oo boke i aw(i think u broke my jaw)
the 2 toms continued fighting all of a sudden mouse froze and his eyes bulged*
wha...--mouse
*jay turns around *what?-jay-*hears a stampede*
MOUSES POV:
eyes widen/mousefur was heading straight for them with an army of eldersv holding canes like axes!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!-mousefur
RUN 4 UR LIVES!!!!!-mousewhisker
y?-jay
mousefur has an army of elders holding canes!!
AAAHHHH(screeches like a shecat)-jay
toms running on 2 paws?*
get bak here!-mousefur -swings cane but misses*help me purdy!!
will do ma'am!!!!!!!-purdy*sumhow got a country accent*
jayfeather runs (still screaming like a shecat)and crashes into the same pole.....again
and passes out......................................AGAIN
mousewhiskers still running
mousewhisker running* runs past graystrip e and millie
NOT MOUSEWHISKERS POV ANYMORE:
what the.....-graystripe*watching the crowd of elders zoom past him chasing mousewhisker*
y r our elders holding canes-millie asks graystripe-and y r they trying to kill mousewhhisker?
probably 4 accadentally leaving a thorn in their bedding as an apprentice-graystripe
finally mousefur freezes and hunches over "OW MY BACK!!"falls asleep so does the rest of the elders
MOUSEWHISKERS POV AGAIN:
mouse-*sighs with relief*freezes he heard voices.*peeks sround corner and c's misty and black FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!!!!misty twined her tail with his .black leaned in .....
HOLY MACARONI!!!!!-mousewhisker
they broke apart and mousewhisker ran 4 his life.
black chased him,and chased him,and chased him.......
y does every 1 wnt 2 chase me 2day?!?-mousewhisker
he ran past firestar who stepped in front of black.
hello blackstar wat r u doing here?and y r u chasing my clanmate?-firestar
uh....wel-uh-i-i-i-um-uh-i jus-we wer....i ....i was chasing him bcuz....
becuz y?-fire
bcuz we were playing a game
*mistystar runs up*blackiey did u live in the middle of us makin' out?!?"
*licks his cheek/twines her tail w/ his*
EXCUSE ME?!?!-firestar
*mousewhiskers eyes widen* ummmm.....BYE YA WIERDOES!!YA'LL GOT PROBLEMS!!!IM JOINING THE HORSEPLACE CATS!!AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL SANE!!...now if only i knew where dat waz...*but ends up falling asleep in a flower pot*
*sandstorm comes up*
c ya 2nite my firey hunk o' tom -mistystar to firestar*flutters eyelashes/leans in and gives his cheek a lik b4 looking at "blackie"* now lets go finish wat we started
blackstar-*furious she gave fire a lick instantly gets happy and follows her*
*sandstorms in shok/firestar is staring in front of him in shock*
sandstorm-raises eyebrow at firestar
so "her firey hunk o' tom"WAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WAZ THAT ABOUT?!?!
i....i dont kno wat she was talking about......hehe-firestar
AHHH!!-cloudtail-TWOLEG STAMPEDE!!!!
*lks up and c's a GIANT crowd of twolegs headed towards them*u got lucky!this isnt over!!!>:(-sandtorm*stares daggers at him /turns and stalks away*
every1 runs away exept lionblaze and graystripe<who r fast asleep /graystripe is on lionblaze>run away(btw graystripe snores:D
*lionblaze wakes up during the commotion and c's graystripe on him*
AAAAHHHH!!!EEW!UH OH EEWW!!!*Jumps up and shudders not able to stop *UH OH EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!EWW!EEWWW!BLECH UHHH!!!!
wat the ?wat happened?!?!-graystripe
u.....u were ON me!!!!-lionblaze
UH!!!!!OH EWWWW!!EW!!UH !!!1BLECH!YECH!!!!!UH !!!!!EWWW!!!OH STARCLAN YUCK!-graystripe
lks up and c's 2legs right in front of them*-lionblaze
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-lionblaze
wha? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!-graystripe
*2legs cornered them*
plz!i always thought id die in battle!not bi bieng stroked 2 death!!!!-lionblaze
me 2!!!!!!!!!!-graystripe
out of nowhere a shecat came in and saved them she stoodon 2 legs and started boxing the cr*p out of the 2legs.
who r u?!?-lionblaze
*smiles*treepelt*and runs away in a random directin
that wasnt wierd-graystripe O.o
but it got wierder..........
*mistystar came in with firestar and blackstar
hey firestar u should have seen.......wat thh dung r u doin'?!?!?!-graqystriope
lks up eyes widen
nothing........ok a lot of things......but only 2 misty:D-firestar
WAT???????????
NARROWS EYES
COME ON FIRESTAR......BLAKIE:)-MISTYSTAR
i I NO SUM WHERE WE CAN B ALONE-MISTYSTAR
*misty/fire/black r drunk off........who no's wat?*
and fire/black r wearing ties/misty wearing slutty dress :D
*grabs there ties and leads them 2 a dark b-room*;D.........
*lionblaze and graystripe watch wideeyed as they stalk off-then millie turns around* u can join us if u want.........-millie
NO WAY!!-blackstar,firestar,graystripe,and lionblaze at da same time
hmm well i will-onestar*walks in and goes up to mistystar and walks off with dem.....
*squeaks in horror*WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WAZ THAT?!?!?! MISTYSTARZ A SLUT!!!!-lionblaze
ya nevah new dat?-graystripe
i always stayed away from her no matter how much firestar trusted her.....-graystripe-he always haz been a player
this just keeps getting wierder and weirder......-graystripe
*goes in front of lionblaze who follows*lets find the rest of da clan,i bet sandstorm is PISSED!and that,iz sumthing i HAF 2 c-graystripe
*walk around and in circles but dont kno it*hey are we walking around in circles?-graystripe
i dunno -lionbnlaze*goes all crazy and starts having mood swings*hey-hey-hey GGGRRRRAAAAYYYSSSTTTRRRIIIPPPEEE-lionblaze
*sighs*what did ya eat?-graystripe
i dunno*starts talking in monotone*i found a small pack-et of some-thing sweet and hard that had the taste of *goez crazy*SOMETHING YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-lionblaze
*looks at him *ur scarin me-graystripe
*grins evilly*ggoooooooddddd-lionblaze-lionblaze hungry
*stomps away singing 'pocketful; of sunshine'
*eyes wide*REALLY creepy-graystripe
*shakes hiz head in disbelief *=lionblaze
Where in the name of starclan is this?-firestar
i dont know...it seems ok.....OOOOHHH CANDY STORE!!-jayfeather
i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go-entire clan
fine-brambleclaw
yay!*run into store*ooh pretty!-clan
1 HOUR LATER.....
*jumping like squirrels-cherry/molekit
*passed out on bench*-jayfeather
moremoremoremoremore-ivypaw
ccccccccandy,caaaaaaandy,cannnnndy-dovepaw
arcade!!-brackenfur
food court!!-dustpelt
rest of clan-*drunk of candy*
yummmm-sandstorm
mouse!-purdy*tackles foxleap*
ow!! i m not a mouse!!-foxleap
oh....mouse!!-purdy*jumps on graystripe*
hey!! me either!-graystripe
oh......mouse!-purdy*bites bumblestripes tail*
YOW!!!THERE ARE NO MICE HERE!!-bumblestripe
ohhhh.....crow!!-purdy*jumps on icecloud*
hey!-icecloud
food court!!!-dustpelt*annoyed*
fine-firestar
yay!!!-dustpelt
vole!!-purdy*bonks dovepaw on the head*
purdy!!!-dovepaw
will you give it a rest you geezer?!-berrynose
oooohhh....tv....-thornclaw*star wars just started*
meanwhile..............
FOOD!!!!-dustpelt*clan just reached food court*
come on!!-dustpelt*drags ferncloud with him who mouths 'help me!!!'
NOW BACK 2 THORNCLAW......
that was THE best movie ever!!!-thornclaw
luke i am your father luke i am your father-thornclaw
*lionblaze walks by,pauses*whos luke?
YOU!!-thornclaw*laughs like a maniac*mwahaha!!!!>:D
*eyes widen*RUN!!!!!!-lionblaze-UMMMM?!?!JAYFEATHER!! HELP ME!!
jayfeather-still passed out
uh??!!brambleclaw??sandstorm??cloudtail??-lionblaze*while running*-dustpelt?
dustpelt-*mouth full of leftover burger*
luukkkeeee?-*slowly* thornclaw
dustpelt-*slowly stops midchew looking at thornclaw*
LUKE!!!!-thornclaw
AHHHH!!!NO!BAD THORNCLAW!!MY BURGER!!-dustpelt *grabs burger and runs*
elp me!!!!!!!!!!!!om on!!!*through full mouth*-dustpelt
nah-clan
*frowns*-firestar
what are you doing thornclaw?
*grins like chesire cat from alice in wonderland*-thoornclaw
luke....i ...am...your...father!!!!!!!!!!!-thornclaw
*sighs*hes gon crazier than a cat with an adder in their fur-squirrelflight
*jayfeather is STILL passed out* hey wheres jayfeather?-leafpool
ill find him-cherrykit
no!ILL find him-molekit
fine both of you go.....but with lionblaze-leafpool
WHAT?!?!?!-lionblaze
*raises eyebrow*i am ur mother..........im also the clan leaders daughter....-leafpool
OK OK !!-lionblaze-jeez u dont have to go there
lets go!!lets go!!-kits
*sighs*fine-lionblaze
walk around randomly*where is he??-lionblaze
there he iS!!-molekit
i saw him 1st!!-cherrykit
did not!~!-molekit
did too-cherrykit
*mutters*starclan help me!!*-lionblaze*pads up to his brother*wake up ya piece of fox dung!!!8about to bonk him*
lionblaze!!-brackenfur-come help me find dovepaw!!
lionblaze-(thinking)YES!!!THANK U STARCLAN!-ok....wait wat about the kits?
we can take care of ourselves11-cherrykit
yep,AND we have jayfeather!!-molekit
*rolls eyes*hes UNCONSIOUS-lionblaze
no hes not!!-cherrykit*nudges molekit/whispers sumthing 2 him*
ooohhhh YEA!!! hes awake all right11-molekit*awkwardly climbs on top of jayfeather to his head.leans down and strains to pull up eyelids*
<sighs>-cherrykit*goes up to jayfeather and moves his jaw around.*
*deepens voice*-molekit-YES LIONBLAZE MY BROTHER I CAN TAKE CARE OIF THESE PRECIOUS KITS WHILKE U MY BROTHER R GONE ,MY BROTHER.I LUV THESE KITS ESPECIALLY MOLEKIT MY BROTHER
oh brother-cherrykit
*purrs*fine-lionblaze-besides ur right next to the clan......
yay!!-kits
lionblaze walks away*ok how the DUNG are we gunna do this?-molekit
*frowns*-cherrykit-watch ur language u no mommy told u not to say bad things
*rolls eyes*-molekit
*jayfeather sleepily opens his eyes*
Hey!!hes awake!!!!-cherrykit
*they r next 2 a TV store and harry potter comes on after star wars finishes*wuz that-jayfeather
*listens to whole harry potter 7 pt.1 before falling bak asleep*
aawwww we were soo close!-cherrykit
*murmurs in his sleep*i am harry potter-jayfeather
*thoughtfully*hmmm-=molekit*whispers sumthing 2 cherrykit*do ya think it'll wake him up?-molekit
i think it'll make him run all the way bak to the camp -wherever that is-cherrykit
*leans down to jayfeather*u r harry potter?-cherrykit
*sleepily murmurs*yes-jayfeather
*does a dramatic fake gasp*its voldemort harry!!!hes come here!!!he found u!!!-molekit
*instantly wakes up *aahhhh run 4 ur lives!!!!!*runs is random direction and crashes into pole next to cloudtail-jayfeather
ther u r jayfeather-cloudtail-having fun?
jayfeather-*passed out AGAIN*
molekit and cherrykit-*both smile satasfied/high 5 each other*our work here is done-cherrykit
yes!-cherrykit-wat disaster shall we fix next mole....
*thinks*im molewhisker-molekit
*smiles,yes and im........cherrynose!!!-cherrykit
next we r going 2 battle the evil forces of ......that leaf!!!!-molekit*looks at random leaf on the ground *
mwahaha!!die leaf!-cherrykit-u r no match 4 molewhisker and cherrynose!!!!-cherrynose*pounces on leaf,carries it and shows it to poppyfrost/berrynose*
molekit-*frowns and looks around sees branch takes it and shows it to poppyfrost/berrynose-looks smug*HA!!mines bigger!
so?!?! mines prettier-cherrykit
well mines heavier-molekit
mines better tasting-cherrykit
y would u taste a leaf?!?!-molekit
KITS CONTINUE FIGHTING BUT
DOVEPAW.IVYPAW,FERNCLOUD,SQUIRRELFLIGHT,LEAFPOOL,SORRELTAIL,AND CINDERHEART MISSING
*lionblaze,brackenfur,birchfall,foxleap,whitewing,icecloud,and brightheart are lking 4 missing cats*
where r they-brightheart
i dont no ,im getting worried-whiutewing
*they hear music*what is that?-foxleap
walk up to an arcade,and c missing cats playing dance dance revolution or watever its called on 2 paws*wat the....-lionblaze
there u r!!!!-birchfall*gets mad*where were u?we were-*all of a sudden darth vader music comes on*
thornclaw comes in wearing cape and darth vader mask*i am ur father luke-thornclaw
ahhhh!!!run-brackenfur
*dustpelt sittting in a corner with ferncloud eating his burger,every on e except them and lionblaze leave*
all of a sudden 2 twolegs,1 twoleg kit,and a furry chihuahaua come up.*
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!-thornclaw
awwww look at the kitty mommy!-twoleg kit
*lionblaze,ferncloud,dustpelt,andthornclaw r huddled up in a corner*wat is THAT??!!?!?!-ferncloud pts.2 dog*
i think its a dog-dstpelt
no!its a hairy rat!-lionblaze
NO WAY!!!its a wookiee!!-thornclaw
a WAT?!?!-ferncloud
no its a HAIRY RAT!-lionblaze
mmmmm im hungry-dustpelt
u just ate!-lionblaze
well sorry i have a fast metabolism-dustpelt
then where is ur.....-thornclaw*looks at twolegs fdoot*
AAHHH!!!!-twoleg mom
*giggles*it pooped on u mommy!-twoleg kit
twolegs run away*that was weird...-ferncloud
*jayfeather comes in with a stick*
....and it just got wierder
dude! seriously!wat is it with u and sticks?!?!-lionblasze
this is not just any stick .....it is....a WAND!!!-jayfeather
a WAT?!?-lionblaze
a wand im harry potter-jayfeathre
uh huh......-lionblaze
dang i need a voldemort-jayfeather
there ur my voldemort*gives ferncloud a stick*-jayfeather
hey!shes helping me eat my burger!*grabs her and pulls her back*-dustpelt
u just finished it!-jayfeather*pulls herv towards him*
no i didnt!*shows him another burger*-dustpelt
where do u get these things?!?-lionblaze
i have my ways ....now ur going 2 helpme*pulls her*
no!u dont need help eating ur burger!*pulls her back*-jayfeather
yes i do!*grabs her/pulls her*-dusatpelt
well...........ima medicine cat....HA!*grabs her arm and pulls her*-jayfgeather
well shes my mate -so HAHA and HA*pulls her back*-dustpelt
thats it BOTH O' U !!LEMME GO!*they let her go and she walks away *-ferncloud
well,u handeld that well -lionblaze
fine UR my voldemort -jayfeather-*gives stick 2 lionblaze*
*sighs* fine wat do i do-lionblaze
u kill me-jayfeather
*eyes widen*jayfeather !u no i .......*realizes dustpelt is sitting there*-lionblaze
not like THAT -jayfeather
then how?!?-lionblaze
with the stick-jayfeather
with a STICK?-lionblazae
well its a wand-jay feather
so im supposd 2 kill u......with a stick?-lionblaze
erxactly-jayfeather
HOW AM I GUNNA KIL U WITH A STIK?!?-LOIONBLAZE
*sighs*lionblaze....u r so wierd sumtimes-jayfeather
IM weird?!?-lionbl;ze-ur the 1 trying 2 get me 2 kil u with a stik!-lionblaze
watever......do u even no wat harry potter is?-jayfeather
lemme guess.....hes a magic unicorn who u ride up ionto the air toi satrclan where u catch evil fairies whoi r trying 2 get cats 2 join the dark forest cats and u use sticks to magically kill them-lionblaze
close-jay feather
hes a twoleg who he and his friendsz......*about to tell whole story wen mousewhisker comes in thru elavator*
heard harry potter wuz here-mousewhisker
yep!-jayfeather
*dustpelt silently leaves*
well.......im ..........(dun da duh daaa) PERCY JACKSON!-mousewhisker
*leaves 4 haf a sec.and comes back with a fake lightening bolt*
oi-lionblaze
*growls*this is no place 4 ur kind percy jackson*says name in disgust*-jayfeather-this is HARRYPOTTERLAND!!
huh?!?oh yea?!? u wanna go? hh?i said ya wanna go??huh?-mousewhisker*stands on 2 paws and pretends to roll up sleeves*
haha this should b good *sits and gets comfortable*-lionblaze
heck yea!-jayfeather *stands up/gets ready 2 fight*
*drops stik*-jayfeahther
arnt u gunna use ur STIK*says it sarcastically*-lionlbaze
the 2 toms started 2 hop up and down /paws up and ready/started 2 circle each other
*jayfeather punches mousewhisker in the throat*
ow!that was my throat!-mouse
oops*grins*-jayfeather-how should i no?im blind
*scowls and punches jay's belly*-mouse
*punches mouses face HARD *-jay
oww!i ink oo boke i aw(i think u broke my jaw)
the 2 toms continued fighting all of a sudden mouse froze and his eyes bulged*
wha...--mouse
*jay turns around *what?-jay-*hears a stampede*
MOUSES POV:
eyes widen/mousefur was heading straight for them with an army of eldersv holding canes like axes!!!!!!
DIE!!!!!!-mousefur
RUN 4 UR LIVES!!!!!-mousewhisker
y?-jay
mousefur has an army of elders holding canes!!
AAAHHHH(screeches like a shecat)-jay
toms running on 2 paws?*
get bak here!-mousefur -swings cane but misses*help me purdy!!
will do ma'am!!!!!!!-purdy*sumhow got a country accent*
jayfeather runs (still screaming like a shecat)and crashes into the same pole.....again
and passes out......................................AGAIN
mousewhiskers still running
mousewhisker running* runs past graystrip e and millie
NOT MOUSEWHISKERS POV ANYMORE:
what the.....-graystripe*watching the crowd of elders zoom past him chasing mousewhisker*
y r our elders holding canes-millie asks graystripe-and y r they trying to kill mousewhhisker?
probably 4 accadentally leaving a thorn in their bedding as an apprentice-graystripe
finally mousefur freezes and hunches over "OW MY BACK!!"falls asleep so does the rest of the elders
MOUSEWHISKERS POV AGAIN:
mouse-*sighs with relief*freezes he heard voices.*peeks sround corner and c's misty and black FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER!!!!misty twined her tail with his .black leaned in .....
HOLY MACARONI!!!!!-mousewhisker
they broke apart and mousewhisker ran 4 his life.
black chased him,and chased him,and chased him.......
y does every 1 wnt 2 chase me 2day?!?-mousewhisker
he ran past firestar who stepped in front of black.
hello blackstar wat r u doing here?and y r u chasing my clanmate?-firestar
uh....wel-uh-i-i-i-um-uh-i jus-we wer....i ....i was chasing him bcuz....
becuz y?-fire
bcuz we were playing a game
*mistystar runs up*blackiey did u live in the middle of us makin' out?!?"
*licks his cheek/twines her tail w/ his*
EXCUSE ME?!?!-firestar
*mousewhiskers eyes widen* ummmm.....BYE YA WIERDOES!!YA'LL GOT PROBLEMS!!!IM JOINING THE HORSEPLACE CATS!!AT LEAST THEY'RE STILL SANE!!...now if only i knew where dat waz...*but ends up falling asleep in a flower pot*
*sandstorm comes up*
c ya 2nite my firey hunk o' tom -mistystar to firestar*flutters eyelashes/leans in and gives his cheek a lik b4 looking at "blackie"* now lets go finish wat we started
blackstar-*furious she gave fire a lick instantly gets happy and follows her*
*sandstorms in shok/firestar is staring in front of him in shock*
sandstorm-raises eyebrow at firestar
so "her firey hunk o' tom"WAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WAZ THAT ABOUT?!?!
i....i dont kno wat she was talking about......hehe-firestar
AHHH!!-cloudtail-TWOLEG STAMPEDE!!!!
*lks up and c's a GIANT crowd of twolegs headed towards them*u got lucky!this isnt over!!!>:(-sandtorm*stares daggers at him /turns and stalks away*
every1 runs away exept lionblaze and graystripe<who r fast asleep /graystripe is on lionblaze>run away(btw graystripe snores:D
*lionblaze wakes up during the commotion and c's graystripe on him*
AAAAHHHH!!!EEW!UH OH EEWW!!!*Jumps up and shudders not able to stop *UH OH EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!EWW!EEWWW!BLECH UHHH!!!!
wat the ?wat happened?!?!-graystripe
u.....u were ON me!!!!-lionblaze
UH!!!!!OH EWWWW!!EW!!UH !!!1BLECH!YECH!!!!!UH !!!!!EWWW!!!OH STARCLAN YUCK!-graystripe
lks up and c's 2legs right in front of them*-lionblaze
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-lionblaze
wha? AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!-graystripe
*2legs cornered them*
plz!i always thought id die in battle!not bi bieng stroked 2 death!!!!-lionblaze
me 2!!!!!!!!!!-graystripe
out of nowhere a shecat came in and saved them she stoodon 2 legs and started boxing the cr*p out of the 2legs.
who r u?!?-lionblaze
*smiles*treepelt*and runs away in a random directin
that wasnt wierd-graystripe O.o
but it got wierder..........
*mistystar came in with firestar and blackstar
hey firestar u should have seen.......wat thh dung r u doin'?!?!?!-graqystriope
lks up eyes widen
nothing........ok a lot of things......but only 2 misty:D-firestar
WAT???????????
NARROWS EYES
COME ON FIRESTAR......BLAKIE:)-MISTYSTAR
i I NO SUM WHERE WE CAN B ALONE-MISTYSTAR
*misty/fire/black r drunk off........who no's wat?*
and fire/black r wearing ties/misty wearing slutty dress :D
*grabs there ties and leads them 2 a dark b-room*;D.........
*lionblaze and graystripe watch wideeyed as they stalk off-then millie turns around* u can join us if u want.........-millie
NO WAY!!-blackstar,firestar,graystripe,and lionblaze at da same time
hmm well i will-onestar*walks in and goes up to mistystar and walks off with dem.....
*squeaks in horror*WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN WAZ THAT?!?!?! MISTYSTARZ A SLUT!!!!-lionblaze
ya nevah new dat?-graystripe
i always stayed away from her no matter how much firestar trusted her.....-graystripe-he always haz been a player
this just keeps getting wierder and weirder......-graystripe
*goes in front of lionblaze who follows*lets find the rest of da clan,i bet sandstorm is PISSED!and that,iz sumthing i HAF 2 c-graystripe
*walk around and in circles but dont kno it*hey are we walking around in circles?-graystripe
i dunno -lionbnlaze*goes all crazy and starts having mood swings*hey-hey-hey GGGRRRRAAAAYYYSSSTTTRRRIIIPPPEEE-lionblaze
*sighs*what did ya eat?-graystripe
i dunno*starts talking in monotone*i found a small pack-et of some-thing sweet and hard that had the taste of *goez crazy*SOMETHING YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-lionblaze
*looks at him *ur scarin me-graystripe
*grins evilly*ggoooooooddddd-lionblaze-lionblaze hungry
*stomps away singing 'pocketful; of sunshine'
*eyes wide*REALLY creepy-graystripe
*shakes hiz head in disbelief *=lionblaze
So they say that Firestar died in the last hope. Well I know that
At first it was hard to believe.
Because when he killed Tigerstar then the smoke cleared and he was dead. ??????? He was wounded, I guess, and that's what they said killed him. But they descripted all the wounds that he currently had. And Nun of them were enough to kill him.
You may think that the smoke maybe was there for too long and he choked on all of it in his
lungs and died. Well what they said was that it was only there for a split second before they could glint at Firestar's pelt and know that he was dead. "A warrior jumped at him and killed him. A warrior couldn't of Rushed up to FIRESTAR and kill him in half a second. That would be impossible.
Then later the series we see him in starclan. Yeah people I know that he is dead because we saw him in starclan.
But how could of he died.
At first it was hard to believe.
Because when he killed Tigerstar then the smoke cleared and he was dead. ??????? He was wounded, I guess, and that's what they said killed him. But they descripted all the wounds that he currently had. And Nun of them were enough to kill him.
You may think that the smoke maybe was there for too long and he choked on all of it in his
lungs and died. Well what they said was that it was only there for a split second before they could glint at Firestar's pelt and know that he was dead. "A warrior jumped at him and killed him. A warrior couldn't of Rushed up to FIRESTAR and kill him in half a second. That would be impossible.
Then later the series we see him in starclan. Yeah people I know that he is dead because we saw him in starclan.
But how could of he died.