Chapter 11: You Go Across the Border to Look at Wood?!
"What are we going to do?!"
Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.
"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.
The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.
"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"
"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"
"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"
The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.
"Oh." the female groaned, depressed now because of the news. "Let's have a moment of silence for Japan." (legit, moment of silence for Japan)
At that, the entire Clan were crying with grief. They didn't understand the concept of a moment of silence. Besides, the news they were listening to happened moons ago! It was on demand.
"Okay!" the female finally rasped. "Let's end that silence before I cry. Now, let's go to sports!"
"I can't believe what just happened to Japan!" Lefapaw cried.
"Japan is down!" Whitepaw was panicking. "What about my subscription for Shojo Beat?!"
Everyone stared at her for a couple of moments. She was spaced out herself.
"It's those Twolegs!" Dustpelt growled. "We have to do something!" He flexed his claws.
"What are you going to do?" Mousefur retorted sarcastically. "Perform like you're in the circus so they'll all die laughing?"
"That doesn't sound that bad of a plan...." Cloudtail pondered, imagining the idea in his head.
CARTOON FANTASY!!!!!
A bunch of Twolegs are sitting around in a weird cartoon world.
"Gentlemen..." a voice meowed. "I present to you...Cloudtail...?"
Then, an odd, Tom and Jerry looking white cat rolled into the clearing on a unicycle. He was juggling fresh-kill in his paws, whooping as he continued.
The Twolegs gaped at the tom, confused. They were neither amused nor happy that Cartoon Cloudtail was their source of entertainment.
When the act was almost over, Cartoon Cloudtail threw the fresh-kill in the air, catching them in his now unnaturally wide open mouth. Then, the unicycle rode over a bug and flipped, sending Cloudtail spinning in the air. He did a somersault and landed hard on the still-standing seat of the unicycle. Cartoon Cloudtail let out a groan, collapsing after the impact of the landing made him hurt his tender spot.
"Is that you, God?" he rasped as one of the angry Twolegs pointed a long stick at him.
"Any lest woids?" the Twolegs growled.
Cartoon Cloudtail gulped, a large wad of bile swallowing down his throat. Then the pain in his legs faded.
"Uh...Ta-Dah?" he chuckled.
BOOM!
The cartoon gang Twoleg ran, a puff of cloudy smoke in the way of seeing Cartoon Cloudtail. When it went away, Cartoon Cloudtail was okay...with no fur, though. When he looked in the mirror, he screamed like a little she-cat, fainting.
END OF FANTASY
Cloudtail shuddered. "Never mind."
"How about we go and ask Cinderpelt?" Speckletail asked.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Firestar meowed, rolling his eyes sarcastically. "Dustpelt, bring her out here."...
Meanwhile, above the ThunderClan camp, a blue-gray she-cat in a uniform with BS on the back was grasping a tree. It was the one and only Ninja Bluestar. She looked down at the panicking Clan, and she already knew about the earthquake in Japan; so instead of having a moment of silence for the second time, she was laughing at the Clan's grieving cries of grief. But, as Dustpelt came out from medicine den, she was serious, staring down at the camp stealthily.
Cinderpelt followed Dustpelt in the clearing, pushing a big pot of red boiling liquid with her muzzle. She wasn't just Cinderpelt then...she was currently CinderShaman.
"You have called for me." She spoke in a quiet voice.
"Yes," Speckletail meowed. "What do you think of what is happening?"
Since she could walk on two legs, she stood up and then sat criss/cross applesauce by the boiling pot. She stirred at the red liquid with a long twig.
"Gumbo, Gumbo, in the pot..."
Cloudtail then padded over to CinderShaman. "Do you need me to help y--?"
CinderShaman slapped his paw. "Hey! No interrupting the Gumbo!"
She then was murmuring in another language. Her eyes closed, she then whispers, "I sense a presence. Some cat is watching us, and is not alive."
Whoa, she's good.
Bluestar watched, afraid, as CinderShaman was doing her job. Since she has the magic to see the supernatural, she should be very afraid.
"Now I know I still have a heart," she gasped, "because it's beating really REALLY fast!"
"We don't need to know about a dead cat stalking us!" Graystripe growled. "We just need to know what you think of the destruction!"
As she was murmuring in a fast language, a big puff of smoke bursted from the pot. "Eureka!" CindShaman meowed.
Firestar cocked his head. "What's a yurreeka?"
CinderShaman "It's just something you say when you find something out, like a fossil!"
Dappletail was confused. "What's a fossil?"
"You are!" Sootfur growled.
"You have no right to talk to elders that way!" Sorreltail retorted.
"But, whatever a fossil is, she probably is one!" Rainwhisker murmured.
"We're not here to talk about fossils!" CinderShaman yowled. "I've found something. I see a time of great danger and change for the forest. A terrible doom hangs over us all."
The whole Clan was in an uproar until she spoke again. "There will be great danger, but I do not believe that TunderClan will be destroyed."
"The signs are obvious!" Frostfur growled. "It doesn't need to be fluffed up with all this stupid voodoo magic!"
"You ignorant toad!" CinderShaman hissed. "It's not voodoo! It's Shaman!"
"IMMA FIRIN' MAH--"
"Cancel the order!"
The whole Clan was crying again, wailing with great terror. There will be dangers coming for them, and they were very scared. Firestar just stared wildly around, trying to hide his fear. If only he had a green card!
"I'm going to ShadowClan for no apparant reason!" Firestar then decided to shut the Clan up.
"Yeah, right!" Cloudtail retorted. "What are you gonna do, a musical number?
...But it ain't the end of the world! Yes, it's been one heck of a time, but it ain't the end of the world!
Firestar shuddered, thinking of the cruise in the movie. He especially did not want that to happen.
"No!" he meowed to Cloudtail. "And because of your smart-alec remarks, you can't go! I shun you!"
Cloudtail flinched, then going back to his cartoon world.
"Graystripe, CinderShaman, Leafpaw, and Brackenfur, come with me!"
"But I wanna go to Six Flags!" Birchkit wailed.
"Whatever that is," Ferncloud mewed awkwardly, "you can't go!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm hungry, too!" his mother spat. "Just get your little rump in the nursery, now! I command you!"
In a trance, Birchkit slugged into the nursery.
"I hope you practiced your sparring movies," CinderShaman told her apprentice. "Now, put the Gumbo away, I'm lazy, dear."
Leafpaw groaned, straining to push the Gumbo pot. "Why do I have to do it?"
As the cats left, Ninja Bluestar craned closer to look at them. But, as she did, the branch snapped.
"Uh-oh..."
It came crashing down, and she yelped with terror as she fell to the ground.
"I'm okay...."
The patrol padded slowly across the territory, heading towards Snakerocks. In front of them, they see a huge yellow monster, with evil eyes and sharp teeth.
Brackenfur then was flinched back, as if he had been hit. "Whoa, StarClan! It reeks!"
"I guess it hasn't washed itself in a long time," Graystripe purred.
As they continued onward, they headed towards the border.
"Tooday," Brackenfur murmured in a weird accent, "we go aroass de borrdur."
"What are you talking about?!" Graystripe meowed at his former apprentice.
He shrugged. "No sé."
"He's having his, TheTomWithManyVoices, type of moods," Cinderpelt sighed.
Leafpaw rolled her eyes, slapping her paw upon her brow. "Now's he's going to be speaking Spanglish!"
Brackenfur then looked onward. "¡Estrella del Fuego! Luuk!"
Everyone went towards where the tom was gaping at, and Firestar was just behind, thinking that whatever Estrella del Fuego means, it had something to do with him.
Where TheTomeWithManyVoices was, there was a long stick, pointy and skinny.
Brackenfur sniffed it, gagging at the scent, then spoke. "Eet ees...wud."
"You mean...wood?" Leafpaw corrected.
"Dat's wut I sead! Wud!"
Firestar further examined it. "What is it?"
"It's a knife!" Brackenfur meowed in an Australian accent. "Crikey! Now we can stab people!"
Graystripe rooled his eyes. "It's a stake."
Brackenfur gasped, a gleam in his eyes. "A steak knife!"
Leafpaw smacked her head again.
Then Russetfur and a couple of cats enter.
"Greetings, Russetfur!" Firestar meowed.
"You threaten us!"
"I'll tail wrestle you!"
They both sat down, twining their tails and testing their strength.
Meanwhile, all of the cats were wrestling each other, yowling and clawing at each other.
Firestar got frustrated, then he lost the match. "Stop!"
Everyone froze.
"Geez!" he yowled. "You're worse than kits! Everytime you don't listen I have to raise my voice! It's not good on my vocal cords! No wonder why Bluestar's voice was so hoarse the last moons of her life!"
The cats looked down at their paws.
"We came to talk, Russetfur. I need to see Blackstar."
"Why?"
Brackenfur shook his head angrily. "¡Mira a tu alrededor! ¿No ves las cosas dos piernas a su alrededor?"
All of the cats looked at him awkwardly, they're mouths gaped open.
"He speaks Spanish?" Russetfur meowed.
"I think so," Firestar explained. "He is TheTomWithManyVoices."
"Well, what is he trying to say?" Russetfur growled.
Then, TheTomWithManyVoices groaned like ET. "Woooooood...."
Russetfur scoffed. "You go across the border to look at wood?!"
Firestar smacked his royal brow. "Just let us in! You're wasting precious time."
"Well, whatever happened here yesterday is gone now," she murmured.
"You ignorant woman!" Firestar thrusted himself close to her face. "You take us to your leader, or I'll CALL UPON STARCLAN to bring the laser on you!"
"Uhh...what?"
"Just take us!"
Russetfur sighed. "Guards, take us there."
Everyone leaves, and there is a rumbling noise from the ground. O.o
"What are we going to do?!"
Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.
"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.
The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.
"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"
"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"
"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"
The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.
"Oh." the female groaned, depressed now because of the news. "Let's have a moment of silence for Japan." (legit, moment of silence for Japan)
At that, the entire Clan were crying with grief. They didn't understand the concept of a moment of silence. Besides, the news they were listening to happened moons ago! It was on demand.
"Okay!" the female finally rasped. "Let's end that silence before I cry. Now, let's go to sports!"
"I can't believe what just happened to Japan!" Lefapaw cried.
"Japan is down!" Whitepaw was panicking. "What about my subscription for Shojo Beat?!"
Everyone stared at her for a couple of moments. She was spaced out herself.
"It's those Twolegs!" Dustpelt growled. "We have to do something!" He flexed his claws.
"What are you going to do?" Mousefur retorted sarcastically. "Perform like you're in the circus so they'll all die laughing?"
"That doesn't sound that bad of a plan...." Cloudtail pondered, imagining the idea in his head.
CARTOON FANTASY!!!!!
A bunch of Twolegs are sitting around in a weird cartoon world.
"Gentlemen..." a voice meowed. "I present to you...Cloudtail...?"
Then, an odd, Tom and Jerry looking white cat rolled into the clearing on a unicycle. He was juggling fresh-kill in his paws, whooping as he continued.
The Twolegs gaped at the tom, confused. They were neither amused nor happy that Cartoon Cloudtail was their source of entertainment.
When the act was almost over, Cartoon Cloudtail threw the fresh-kill in the air, catching them in his now unnaturally wide open mouth. Then, the unicycle rode over a bug and flipped, sending Cloudtail spinning in the air. He did a somersault and landed hard on the still-standing seat of the unicycle. Cartoon Cloudtail let out a groan, collapsing after the impact of the landing made him hurt his tender spot.
"Is that you, God?" he rasped as one of the angry Twolegs pointed a long stick at him.
"Any lest woids?" the Twolegs growled.
Cartoon Cloudtail gulped, a large wad of bile swallowing down his throat. Then the pain in his legs faded.
"Uh...Ta-Dah?" he chuckled.
BOOM!
The cartoon gang Twoleg ran, a puff of cloudy smoke in the way of seeing Cartoon Cloudtail. When it went away, Cartoon Cloudtail was okay...with no fur, though. When he looked in the mirror, he screamed like a little she-cat, fainting.
END OF FANTASY
Cloudtail shuddered. "Never mind."
"How about we go and ask Cinderpelt?" Speckletail asked.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Firestar meowed, rolling his eyes sarcastically. "Dustpelt, bring her out here."...
Meanwhile, above the ThunderClan camp, a blue-gray she-cat in a uniform with BS on the back was grasping a tree. It was the one and only Ninja Bluestar. She looked down at the panicking Clan, and she already knew about the earthquake in Japan; so instead of having a moment of silence for the second time, she was laughing at the Clan's grieving cries of grief. But, as Dustpelt came out from medicine den, she was serious, staring down at the camp stealthily.
Cinderpelt followed Dustpelt in the clearing, pushing a big pot of red boiling liquid with her muzzle. She wasn't just Cinderpelt then...she was currently CinderShaman.
"You have called for me." She spoke in a quiet voice.
"Yes," Speckletail meowed. "What do you think of what is happening?"
Since she could walk on two legs, she stood up and then sat criss/cross applesauce by the boiling pot. She stirred at the red liquid with a long twig.
"Gumbo, Gumbo, in the pot..."
Cloudtail then padded over to CinderShaman. "Do you need me to help y--?"
CinderShaman slapped his paw. "Hey! No interrupting the Gumbo!"
She then was murmuring in another language. Her eyes closed, she then whispers, "I sense a presence. Some cat is watching us, and is not alive."
Whoa, she's good.
Bluestar watched, afraid, as CinderShaman was doing her job. Since she has the magic to see the supernatural, she should be very afraid.
"Now I know I still have a heart," she gasped, "because it's beating really REALLY fast!"
"We don't need to know about a dead cat stalking us!" Graystripe growled. "We just need to know what you think of the destruction!"
As she was murmuring in a fast language, a big puff of smoke bursted from the pot. "Eureka!" CindShaman meowed.
Firestar cocked his head. "What's a yurreeka?"
CinderShaman "It's just something you say when you find something out, like a fossil!"
Dappletail was confused. "What's a fossil?"
"You are!" Sootfur growled.
"You have no right to talk to elders that way!" Sorreltail retorted.
"But, whatever a fossil is, she probably is one!" Rainwhisker murmured.
"We're not here to talk about fossils!" CinderShaman yowled. "I've found something. I see a time of great danger and change for the forest. A terrible doom hangs over us all."
The whole Clan was in an uproar until she spoke again. "There will be great danger, but I do not believe that TunderClan will be destroyed."
"The signs are obvious!" Frostfur growled. "It doesn't need to be fluffed up with all this stupid voodoo magic!"
"You ignorant toad!" CinderShaman hissed. "It's not voodoo! It's Shaman!"
"IMMA FIRIN' MAH--"
"Cancel the order!"
The whole Clan was crying again, wailing with great terror. There will be dangers coming for them, and they were very scared. Firestar just stared wildly around, trying to hide his fear. If only he had a green card!
"I'm going to ShadowClan for no apparant reason!" Firestar then decided to shut the Clan up.
"Yeah, right!" Cloudtail retorted. "What are you gonna do, a musical number?
...But it ain't the end of the world! Yes, it's been one heck of a time, but it ain't the end of the world!
Firestar shuddered, thinking of the cruise in the movie. He especially did not want that to happen.
"No!" he meowed to Cloudtail. "And because of your smart-alec remarks, you can't go! I shun you!"
Cloudtail flinched, then going back to his cartoon world.
"Graystripe, CinderShaman, Leafpaw, and Brackenfur, come with me!"
"But I wanna go to Six Flags!" Birchkit wailed.
"Whatever that is," Ferncloud mewed awkwardly, "you can't go!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm hungry, too!" his mother spat. "Just get your little rump in the nursery, now! I command you!"
In a trance, Birchkit slugged into the nursery.
"I hope you practiced your sparring movies," CinderShaman told her apprentice. "Now, put the Gumbo away, I'm lazy, dear."
Leafpaw groaned, straining to push the Gumbo pot. "Why do I have to do it?"
As the cats left, Ninja Bluestar craned closer to look at them. But, as she did, the branch snapped.
"Uh-oh..."
It came crashing down, and she yelped with terror as she fell to the ground.
"I'm okay...."
The patrol padded slowly across the territory, heading towards Snakerocks. In front of them, they see a huge yellow monster, with evil eyes and sharp teeth.
Brackenfur then was flinched back, as if he had been hit. "Whoa, StarClan! It reeks!"
"I guess it hasn't washed itself in a long time," Graystripe purred.
As they continued onward, they headed towards the border.
"Tooday," Brackenfur murmured in a weird accent, "we go aroass de borrdur."
"What are you talking about?!" Graystripe meowed at his former apprentice.
He shrugged. "No sé."
"He's having his, TheTomWithManyVoices, type of moods," Cinderpelt sighed.
Leafpaw rolled her eyes, slapping her paw upon her brow. "Now's he's going to be speaking Spanglish!"
Brackenfur then looked onward. "¡Estrella del Fuego! Luuk!"
Everyone went towards where the tom was gaping at, and Firestar was just behind, thinking that whatever Estrella del Fuego means, it had something to do with him.
Where TheTomeWithManyVoices was, there was a long stick, pointy and skinny.
Brackenfur sniffed it, gagging at the scent, then spoke. "Eet ees...wud."
"You mean...wood?" Leafpaw corrected.
"Dat's wut I sead! Wud!"
Firestar further examined it. "What is it?"
"It's a knife!" Brackenfur meowed in an Australian accent. "Crikey! Now we can stab people!"
Graystripe rooled his eyes. "It's a stake."
Brackenfur gasped, a gleam in his eyes. "A steak knife!"
Leafpaw smacked her head again.
Then Russetfur and a couple of cats enter.
"Greetings, Russetfur!" Firestar meowed.
"You threaten us!"
"I'll tail wrestle you!"
They both sat down, twining their tails and testing their strength.
Meanwhile, all of the cats were wrestling each other, yowling and clawing at each other.
Firestar got frustrated, then he lost the match. "Stop!"
Everyone froze.
"Geez!" he yowled. "You're worse than kits! Everytime you don't listen I have to raise my voice! It's not good on my vocal cords! No wonder why Bluestar's voice was so hoarse the last moons of her life!"
The cats looked down at their paws.
"We came to talk, Russetfur. I need to see Blackstar."
"Why?"
Brackenfur shook his head angrily. "¡Mira a tu alrededor! ¿No ves las cosas dos piernas a su alrededor?"
All of the cats looked at him awkwardly, they're mouths gaped open.
"He speaks Spanish?" Russetfur meowed.
"I think so," Firestar explained. "He is TheTomWithManyVoices."
"Well, what is he trying to say?" Russetfur growled.
Then, TheTomWithManyVoices groaned like ET. "Woooooood...."
Russetfur scoffed. "You go across the border to look at wood?!"
Firestar smacked his royal brow. "Just let us in! You're wasting precious time."
"Well, whatever happened here yesterday is gone now," she murmured.
"You ignorant woman!" Firestar thrusted himself close to her face. "You take us to your leader, or I'll CALL UPON STARCLAN to bring the laser on you!"
"Uhh...what?"
"Just take us!"
Russetfur sighed. "Guards, take us there."
Everyone leaves, and there is a rumbling noise from the ground. O.o
Chapter 11: You Go Across the Border to Look at Wood?!
"What are we going to do?!"
Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.
"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.
The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.
"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"
"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"
"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"
The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.
"Oh." the female groaned, depressed now because of the news. "Let's have a moment of silence for Japan." (legit, moment of silence for Japan)
At that, the entire Clan were crying with grief. They didn't understand the concept of a moment of silence. Besides, the news they were listening to happened moons ago! It was on demand.
"Okay!" the female finally rasped. "Let's end that silence before I cry. Now, let's go to sports!"
"I can't believe what just happened to Japan!" Lefapaw cried.
"Japan is down!" Whitepaw was panicking. "What about my subscription for Shojo Beat?!"
Everyone stared at her for a couple of moments. She was spaced out herself.
"It's those Twolegs!" Dustpelt growled. "We have to do something!" He flexed his claws.
"What are you going to do?" Mousefur retorted sarcastically. "Perform like you're in the circus so they'll all die laughing?"
"That doesn't sound that bad of a plan...." Cloudtail pondered, imagining the idea in his head.
CARTOON FANTASY!!!!!
A bunch of Twolegs are sitting around in a weird cartoon world.
"Gentlemen..." a voice meowed. "I present to you...Cloudtail...?"
Then, an odd, Tom and Jerry looking white cat rolled into the clearing on a unicycle. He was juggling fresh-kill in his paws, whooping as he continued.
The Twolegs gaped at the tom, confused. They were neither amused nor happy that Cartoon Cloudtail was their source of entertainment.
When the act was almost over, Cartoon Cloudtail threw the fresh-kill in the air, catching them in his now unnaturally wide open mouth. Then, the unicycle rode over a bug and flipped, sending Cloudtail spinning in the air. He did a somersault and landed hard on the still-standing seat of the unicycle. Cartoon Cloudtail let out a groan, collapsing after the impact of the landing made him hurt his tender spot.
"Is that you, God?" he rasped as one of the angry Twolegs pointed a long stick at him.
"Any lest woids?" the Twolegs growled.
Cartoon Cloudtail gulped, a large wad of bile swallowing down his throat. Then the pain in his legs faded.
"Uh...Ta-Dah?" he chuckled.
BOOM!
The cartoon gang Twoleg ran, a puff of cloudy smoke in the way of seeing Cartoon Cloudtail. When it went away, Cartoon Cloudtail was okay...with no fur, though. When he looked in the mirror, he screamed like a little she-cat, fainting.
END OF FANTASY
Cloudtail shuddered. "Never mind."
"How about we go and ask Cinderpelt?" Speckletail asked.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Firestar meowed, rolling his eyes sarcastically. "Dustpelt, bring her out here."...
Meanwhile, above the ThunderClan camp, a blue-gray she-cat in a uniform with BS on the back was grasping a tree. It was the one and only Ninja Bluestar. She looked down at the panicking Clan, and she already knew about the earthquake in Japan; so instead of having a moment of silence for the second time, she was laughing at the Clan's grieving cries of grief. But, as Dustpelt came out from medicine den, she was serious, staring down at the camp stealthily.
Cinderpelt followed Dustpelt in the clearing, pushing a big pot of red boiling liquid with her muzzle. She wasn't just Cinderpelt then...she was currently CinderShaman.
"You have called for me." She spoke in a quiet voice.
"Yes," Speckletail meowed. "What do you think of what is happening?"
Since she could walk on two legs, she stood up and then sat criss/cross applesauce by the boiling pot. She stirred at the red liquid with a long twig.
"Gumbo, Gumbo, in the pot..."
Cloudtail then padded over to CinderShaman. "Do you need me to help y--?"
CinderShaman slapped his paw. "Hey! No interrupting the Gumbo!"
She then was murmuring in another language. Her eyes closed, she then whispers, "I sense a presence. Some cat is watching us, and is not alive."
Whoa, she's good.
Bluestar watched, afraid, as CinderShaman was doing her job. Since she has the magic to see the supernatural, she should be very afraid.
"Now I know I still have a heart," she gasped, "because it's beating really REALLY fast!"
"We don't need to know about a dead cat stalking us!" Graystripe growled. "We just need to know what you think of the destruction!"
As she was murmuring in a fast language, a big puff of smoke bursted from the pot. "Eureka!" CindShaman meowed.
Firestar cocked his head. "What's a yurreeka?"
CinderShaman "It's just something you say when you find something out, like a fossil!"
Dappletail was confused. "What's a fossil?"
"You are!" Sootfur growled.
"You have no right to talk to elders that way!" Sorreltail retorted.
"But, whatever a fossil is, she probably is one!" Rainwhisker murmured.
"We're not here to talk about fossils!" CinderShaman yowled. "I've found something. I see a time of great danger and change for the forest. A terrible doom hangs over us all."
The whole Clan was in an uproar until she spoke again. "There will be great danger, but I do not believe that TunderClan will be destroyed."
"The signs are obvious!" Frostfur growled. "It doesn't need to be fluffed up with all this stupid voodoo magic!"
"You ignorant toad!" CinderShaman hissed. "It's not voodoo! It's Shaman!"
"IMMA FIRIN' MAH--"
"Cancel the order!"
The whole Clan was crying again, wailing with great terror. There will be dangers coming for them, and they were very scared. Firestar just stared wildly around, trying to hide his fear. If only he had a green card!
"I'm going to ShadowClan for no apparant reason!" Firestar then decided to shut the Clan up.
"Yeah, right!" Cloudtail retorted. "What are you gonna do, a musical number?
...But it ain't the end of the world! Yes, it's been one heck of a time, but it ain't the end of the world!
Firestar shuddered, thinking of the cruise in the movie. He especially did not want that to happen.
"No!" he meowed to Cloudtail. "And because of your smart-alec remarks, you can't go! I shun you!"
Cloudtail flinched, then going back to his cartoon world.
"Graystripe, CinderShaman, Leafpaw, and Brackenfur, come with me!"
"But I wanna go to Six Flags!" Birchkit wailed.
"Whatever that is," Ferncloud mewed awkwardly, "you can't go!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm hungry, too!" his mother spat. "Just get your little rump in the nursery, now! I command you!"
In a trance, Birchkit slugged into the nursery.
"I hope you practiced your sparring movies," CinderShaman told her apprentice. "Now, put the Gumbo away, I'm lazy, dear."
Leafpaw groaned, straining to push the Gumbo pot. "Why do I have to do it?"
As the cats left, Ninja Bluestar craned closer to look at them. But, as she did, the branch snapped.
"Uh-oh..."
It came crashing down, and she yelped with terror as she fell to the ground.
"I'm okay...."
The patrol padded slowly across the territory, heading towards Snakerocks. In front of them, they see a huge yellow monster, with evil eyes and sharp teeth.
Brackenfur then was flinched back, as if he had been hit. "Whoa, StarClan! It reeks!"
"I guess it hasn't washed itself in a long time," Graystripe purred.
As they continued onward, they headed towards the border.
"Tooday," Brackenfur murmured in a weird accent, "we go aroass de borrdur."
"What are you talking about?!" Graystripe meowed at his former apprentice.
He shrugged. "No sé."
"He's having his, TheTomWithManyVoices, type of moods," Cinderpelt sighed.
Leafpaw rolled her eyes, slapping her paw upon her brow. "Now's he's going to be speaking Spanglish!"
Brackenfur then looked onward. "¡Estrella del Fuego! Luuk!"
Everyone went towards where the tom was gaping at, and Firestar was just behind, thinking that whatever Estrella del Fuego means, it had something to do with him.
Where TheTomeWithManyVoices was, there was a long stick, pointy and skinny.
Brackenfur sniffed it, gagging at the scent, then spoke. "Eet ees...wud."
"You mean...wood?" Leafpaw corrected.
"Dat's wut I sead! Wud!"
Firestar further examined it. "What is it?"
"It's a knife!" Brackenfur meowed in an Australian accent. "Crikey! Now we can stab people!"
Graystripe rooled his eyes. "It's a stake."
Brackenfur gasped, a gleam in his eyes. "A steak knife!"
Leafpaw smacked her head again.
Then Russetfur and a couple of cats enter.
"Greetings, Russetfur!" Firestar meowed.
"You threaten us!"
"I'll tail wrestle you!"
They both sat down, twining their tails and testing their strength.
Meanwhile, all of the cats were wrestling each other, yowling and clawing at each other.
Firestar got frustrated, then he lost the match. "Stop!"
Everyone froze.
"Geez!" he yowled. "You're worse than kits! Everytime you don't listen I have to raise my voice! It's not good on my vocal cords! No wonder why Bluestar's voice was so hoarse the last moons of her life!"
The cats looked down at their paws.
"We came to talk, Russetfur. I need to see Blackstar."
"Why?"
Brackenfur shook his head angrily. "¡Mira a tu alrededor! ¿No ves las cosas dos piernas a su alrededor?"
All of the cats looked at him awkwardly, they're mouths gaped open.
"He speaks Spanish?" Russetfur meowed.
"I think so," Firestar explained. "He is TheTomWithManyVoices."
"Well, what is he trying to say?" Russetfur growled.
Then, TheTomWithManyVoices groaned like ET. "Woooooood...."
Russetfur scoffed. "You go across the border to look at wood?!"
Firestar smacked his royal brow. "Just let us in! You're wasting precious time."
"Well, whatever happened here yesterday is gone now," she murmured.
"You ignorant woman!" Firestar thrusted himself close to her face. "You take us to your leader, or I'll CALL UPON STARCLAN to bring the laser on you!"
"Uhh...what?"
"Just take us!"
Russetfur sighed. "Guards, take us there."
Everyone leaves, and there is a rumbling noise from the ground. O.o
"What are we going to do?!"
Firestar had just told the Clan that the world, as they knew it, would come to an end.
"Silence, everyone!" he yowled.
The medicine cats' TV and the sound of those annoying birds were all that were heard.
"That's right, folks!" a male voice boomed from the TV. "The world as we know it will end!"
"Oh, Mike!" a female voice purred. "You're exaggerating!"
"An 8.9 earthquake has hit Japan, along with a devastating tsunami," he growled. "The country's in ruins!"
The Clan meanwhile, was panicking.
"Oh." the female groaned, depressed now because of the news. "Let's have a moment of silence for Japan." (legit, moment of silence for Japan)
At that, the entire Clan were crying with grief. They didn't understand the concept of a moment of silence. Besides, the news they were listening to happened moons ago! It was on demand.
"Okay!" the female finally rasped. "Let's end that silence before I cry. Now, let's go to sports!"
"I can't believe what just happened to Japan!" Lefapaw cried.
"Japan is down!" Whitepaw was panicking. "What about my subscription for Shojo Beat?!"
Everyone stared at her for a couple of moments. She was spaced out herself.
"It's those Twolegs!" Dustpelt growled. "We have to do something!" He flexed his claws.
"What are you going to do?" Mousefur retorted sarcastically. "Perform like you're in the circus so they'll all die laughing?"
"That doesn't sound that bad of a plan...." Cloudtail pondered, imagining the idea in his head.
CARTOON FANTASY!!!!!
A bunch of Twolegs are sitting around in a weird cartoon world.
"Gentlemen..." a voice meowed. "I present to you...Cloudtail...?"
Then, an odd, Tom and Jerry looking white cat rolled into the clearing on a unicycle. He was juggling fresh-kill in his paws, whooping as he continued.
The Twolegs gaped at the tom, confused. They were neither amused nor happy that Cartoon Cloudtail was their source of entertainment.
When the act was almost over, Cartoon Cloudtail threw the fresh-kill in the air, catching them in his now unnaturally wide open mouth. Then, the unicycle rode over a bug and flipped, sending Cloudtail spinning in the air. He did a somersault and landed hard on the still-standing seat of the unicycle. Cartoon Cloudtail let out a groan, collapsing after the impact of the landing made him hurt his tender spot.
"Is that you, God?" he rasped as one of the angry Twolegs pointed a long stick at him.
"Any lest woids?" the Twolegs growled.
Cartoon Cloudtail gulped, a large wad of bile swallowing down his throat. Then the pain in his legs faded.
"Uh...Ta-Dah?" he chuckled.
BOOM!
The cartoon gang Twoleg ran, a puff of cloudy smoke in the way of seeing Cartoon Cloudtail. When it went away, Cartoon Cloudtail was okay...with no fur, though. When he looked in the mirror, he screamed like a little she-cat, fainting.
END OF FANTASY
Cloudtail shuddered. "Never mind."
"How about we go and ask Cinderpelt?" Speckletail asked.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Firestar meowed, rolling his eyes sarcastically. "Dustpelt, bring her out here."...
Meanwhile, above the ThunderClan camp, a blue-gray she-cat in a uniform with BS on the back was grasping a tree. It was the one and only Ninja Bluestar. She looked down at the panicking Clan, and she already knew about the earthquake in Japan; so instead of having a moment of silence for the second time, she was laughing at the Clan's grieving cries of grief. But, as Dustpelt came out from medicine den, she was serious, staring down at the camp stealthily.
Cinderpelt followed Dustpelt in the clearing, pushing a big pot of red boiling liquid with her muzzle. She wasn't just Cinderpelt then...she was currently CinderShaman.
"You have called for me." She spoke in a quiet voice.
"Yes," Speckletail meowed. "What do you think of what is happening?"
Since she could walk on two legs, she stood up and then sat criss/cross applesauce by the boiling pot. She stirred at the red liquid with a long twig.
"Gumbo, Gumbo, in the pot..."
Cloudtail then padded over to CinderShaman. "Do you need me to help y--?"
CinderShaman slapped his paw. "Hey! No interrupting the Gumbo!"
She then was murmuring in another language. Her eyes closed, she then whispers, "I sense a presence. Some cat is watching us, and is not alive."
Whoa, she's good.
Bluestar watched, afraid, as CinderShaman was doing her job. Since she has the magic to see the supernatural, she should be very afraid.
"Now I know I still have a heart," she gasped, "because it's beating really REALLY fast!"
"We don't need to know about a dead cat stalking us!" Graystripe growled. "We just need to know what you think of the destruction!"
As she was murmuring in a fast language, a big puff of smoke bursted from the pot. "Eureka!" CindShaman meowed.
Firestar cocked his head. "What's a yurreeka?"
CinderShaman "It's just something you say when you find something out, like a fossil!"
Dappletail was confused. "What's a fossil?"
"You are!" Sootfur growled.
"You have no right to talk to elders that way!" Sorreltail retorted.
"But, whatever a fossil is, she probably is one!" Rainwhisker murmured.
"We're not here to talk about fossils!" CinderShaman yowled. "I've found something. I see a time of great danger and change for the forest. A terrible doom hangs over us all."
The whole Clan was in an uproar until she spoke again. "There will be great danger, but I do not believe that TunderClan will be destroyed."
"The signs are obvious!" Frostfur growled. "It doesn't need to be fluffed up with all this stupid voodoo magic!"
"You ignorant toad!" CinderShaman hissed. "It's not voodoo! It's Shaman!"
"IMMA FIRIN' MAH--"
"Cancel the order!"
The whole Clan was crying again, wailing with great terror. There will be dangers coming for them, and they were very scared. Firestar just stared wildly around, trying to hide his fear. If only he had a green card!
"I'm going to ShadowClan for no apparant reason!" Firestar then decided to shut the Clan up.
"Yeah, right!" Cloudtail retorted. "What are you gonna do, a musical number?
...But it ain't the end of the world! Yes, it's been one heck of a time, but it ain't the end of the world!
Firestar shuddered, thinking of the cruise in the movie. He especially did not want that to happen.
"No!" he meowed to Cloudtail. "And because of your smart-alec remarks, you can't go! I shun you!"
Cloudtail flinched, then going back to his cartoon world.
"Graystripe, CinderShaman, Leafpaw, and Brackenfur, come with me!"
"But I wanna go to Six Flags!" Birchkit wailed.
"Whatever that is," Ferncloud mewed awkwardly, "you can't go!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm hungry, too!" his mother spat. "Just get your little rump in the nursery, now! I command you!"
In a trance, Birchkit slugged into the nursery.
"I hope you practiced your sparring movies," CinderShaman told her apprentice. "Now, put the Gumbo away, I'm lazy, dear."
Leafpaw groaned, straining to push the Gumbo pot. "Why do I have to do it?"
As the cats left, Ninja Bluestar craned closer to look at them. But, as she did, the branch snapped.
"Uh-oh..."
It came crashing down, and she yelped with terror as she fell to the ground.
"I'm okay...."
The patrol padded slowly across the territory, heading towards Snakerocks. In front of them, they see a huge yellow monster, with evil eyes and sharp teeth.
Brackenfur then was flinched back, as if he had been hit. "Whoa, StarClan! It reeks!"
"I guess it hasn't washed itself in a long time," Graystripe purred.
As they continued onward, they headed towards the border.
"Tooday," Brackenfur murmured in a weird accent, "we go aroass de borrdur."
"What are you talking about?!" Graystripe meowed at his former apprentice.
He shrugged. "No sé."
"He's having his, TheTomWithManyVoices, type of moods," Cinderpelt sighed.
Leafpaw rolled her eyes, slapping her paw upon her brow. "Now's he's going to be speaking Spanglish!"
Brackenfur then looked onward. "¡Estrella del Fuego! Luuk!"
Everyone went towards where the tom was gaping at, and Firestar was just behind, thinking that whatever Estrella del Fuego means, it had something to do with him.
Where TheTomeWithManyVoices was, there was a long stick, pointy and skinny.
Brackenfur sniffed it, gagging at the scent, then spoke. "Eet ees...wud."
"You mean...wood?" Leafpaw corrected.
"Dat's wut I sead! Wud!"
Firestar further examined it. "What is it?"
"It's a knife!" Brackenfur meowed in an Australian accent. "Crikey! Now we can stab people!"
Graystripe rooled his eyes. "It's a stake."
Brackenfur gasped, a gleam in his eyes. "A steak knife!"
Leafpaw smacked her head again.
Then Russetfur and a couple of cats enter.
"Greetings, Russetfur!" Firestar meowed.
"You threaten us!"
"I'll tail wrestle you!"
They both sat down, twining their tails and testing their strength.
Meanwhile, all of the cats were wrestling each other, yowling and clawing at each other.
Firestar got frustrated, then he lost the match. "Stop!"
Everyone froze.
"Geez!" he yowled. "You're worse than kits! Everytime you don't listen I have to raise my voice! It's not good on my vocal cords! No wonder why Bluestar's voice was so hoarse the last moons of her life!"
The cats looked down at their paws.
"We came to talk, Russetfur. I need to see Blackstar."
"Why?"
Brackenfur shook his head angrily. "¡Mira a tu alrededor! ¿No ves las cosas dos piernas a su alrededor?"
All of the cats looked at him awkwardly, they're mouths gaped open.
"He speaks Spanish?" Russetfur meowed.
"I think so," Firestar explained. "He is TheTomWithManyVoices."
"Well, what is he trying to say?" Russetfur growled.
Then, TheTomWithManyVoices groaned like ET. "Woooooood...."
Russetfur scoffed. "You go across the border to look at wood?!"
Firestar smacked his royal brow. "Just let us in! You're wasting precious time."
"Well, whatever happened here yesterday is gone now," she murmured.
"You ignorant woman!" Firestar thrusted himself close to her face. "You take us to your leader, or I'll CALL UPON STARCLAN to bring the laser on you!"
"Uhh...what?"
"Just take us!"
Russetfur sighed. "Guards, take us there."
Everyone leaves, and there is a rumbling noise from the ground. O.o