Down in the workshop,all the elves are making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in is hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all,now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German lugger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flying
The body count's rising
Now everyone's dying to know,"Oh Santa why?"
My,my,my,my,my,my,you used to be such a jolly guy
(Screams,bangs,and gunshots)
Yes Virginia,now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now,don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was getting tired of getting gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo,Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya,Somethin finally must've snapped in his brain
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,nearly scared them half to death
Had a rifle in is hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots,he was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all,now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Well the workshop is gone now,he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German lugger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' round in the sky
And the bullets are flying
The body count's rising
Now everyone's dying to know,"Oh Santa why?"
My,my,my,my,my,my,you used to be such a jolly guy
(Screams,bangs,and gunshots)
Yes Virginia,now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now,don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs.Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights
The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was getting tired of getting gypped
Wo,the night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo,Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya,Somethin finally must've snapped in his brain