~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do you like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the day before that, and the day before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. You have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL YOU JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world goes black)
Wind: Aaaaand the texture just dropped. Fucking perfect

~Bioware~
Bioware: Hey, man, would you mind hearing my story
Wind: Sure
Bioware: Okay then (Ahem) Once upon a time…… So, what do you think
Wind: That’s it
Bioware: That’s it
Wind: ……….

~Blizzard~
Activision: (On phone) I can’t talk right now (Grunts) I’m a little busy (Grunts) Bye (Hangs up, then gives a sudden moan)
Blizzard: (Comes out from under the table) So, how was that
Activision: That was good

~Bungie~
Bungie: ………….

~Capcom~

Capcom: (Counts money) Thank you, all you idiotic, gullible, suckers for your cash. I never knew just making a game that is all based on DLC would be perfect to sell. How could you all be so stupid. Oh well, it makes us money

~EA~

EA: (Sits in large chair) I AM IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD! HA HA HA HA!!!

~Game Freak~

Game Freak: Hey, check out these cute little animals I just got (Holds up two puppies)
Wind: Aww, they’re so cu-
Game Freak: Yeah, I just trained them to fight to the death so I can earn money
Wind: Wait, what
Game Freak: I’ll call this one Pikachu and this one Charmander and they will be my little money makers
Wind: No, seriously, what the fuck
Game Freak: Come on, guys. Lets go tear out a dog’s throat for cash

~Microsoft~
Microsoft: (Having money rain down on him) Man, it’s pouring today. Isn’t it great Rare
Rare: (Looks at their latest game) All I do now is make shitty Kinect games. I used to make the greatest and most revolutionary platformers… What happened to my life

~Nintendo~

Wind: Oh, which do I choose (Looks at Xbox One and PS4)
Nintendo: (Appears) Stop right there, kid. I’m original
Wind: Really
Nintendo: Trust me. Just look at this (Holds up Wii U)
Wind: Wow. It is a console that doesn’t look exactly the fucking same and it doesn’t share 95% of the library of the other console
Nintendo: Yep, we’re just cool like that

~Rare~
Rare: (Tries sneaking out window)
Microsoft: (Comes in, holding a hatchet) Oh, Rare. I hope you’re not planning on sneaking back to Nintendo
Rare: (Scared) Oh, of course not, master
Microsoft: (Pats Rare’s head) That’s a good little slave. Now, get back to making Kinect games that no one will buy

~Rockstar~

People: (Bowing in front of Rockstar) All hail Jesus

~Sega~
Sega: (Gets picked on by bullies) Hey, come on. Stop picking on me. I can be cool too. See? (Holds up Sonic Lost World)
Bullies: …..
Sega: Eh… Eh?
(5 Seconds Later)
Sega: (Getting beaten up by bullies)

~Sony~

Sony: We makes Playstations
Wind: Huh, cool-
Sony: We also make DVD players
Wind: Oh, okay-
Sony: And we make TV’s
Wind: Well, that’s co-
Sony: And cameras
Wind: Uh-
Sony: And phones, and computers, and CD players, and-
Wind: OH DEAR GOD, WHAT DON’T YOU MAKE

~Square Enix~

Square Enix: (Walks up to his dad) Daddy, I made a game
Dad: That’s great, son. What’s it called
Square Enix: Final Fantasy XIII
Dad: …. Son?
Square Enix: Yes dad
Dad: Your adopted… and you’re dead to me… and I’ve been cheating on your mom
Square Enix: …………
Dad: And your game sucks

~Ubisoft~

Ubisoft: (Speaks in a stupid way) I’m a smart boy (Drools)
Wind: (Sarcastic) Of course you are, Ubisoft
Ubisoft: I can do good things too. See (Points at Assassin’s Creed Unity)

~Valve~

Wind: So, uh… Valve
Valve: If you ask me about Half-Life 3 again, I swear to god
Wind: WHEN’S HALF-LIFE 3
Valve: (Annoyed sigh)

~Hudson~

Hudson: (Dead)