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(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: You do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few more jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the phone) You think you can mess with me, and get away with it. No way. Not gonna happen. I’ll kill you myself, you bastard…. Okay, bye, Grandma (Hangs up) Walter! Phillip! Come here, you crazy sons of bitches. What can I do for you
Walter: We just came back for some more work
Ricardo: More work, eh? I like your determination. I got a pretty simple job for you. That Gold Experience you guys found is a real valuable drug. (Places a suitcase with the drug in it on the desk) There are these guys who want the drug for a lot of money. Just go and sell it to them. Simple as that
Walter: That’s it? You’re right, this should be easy.
Ricardo: Excellent. I’ll be sure to see you guys soon.
(They take the suitcase and walk out)
Walter: (To Phillip) What did I tell you. I have a way with words

Henry: (Talking with a group of police officers outside) Alright men, here are the two men who had robbed the store and killed the man. They are extremely dangerous. But, we believe they are driving a worn out Chevrolet. If you find it, approach it with caution.
Officer: What are you gonna do, detective?
Henry: I’ve gotta take these reports to the station to make sure the guys there will know who we’re dealing with
Officer: Understood (The police head out to their cars)
Henry: ... (Puts the files in his pocket) We’ll see how those two can handle it this time first.

(Walter and Phillip are waiting at a restaurant called McCharles)
Walter: (On the phone) Hey, Trevor. Just wanted to call to ask how you’re doing. I really want to see you soon. Oh, and as for your mother… Tell her I hope it’s bigger. Love you, son (Hangs up)
Phillip: (Eating burger) Don’t you want to eat
Walter: I’m good, thanks
Phillip: Whatever you say (Eats) So what’s the deal with you and your son
Walter: Well, ever since me and my wife divorced, he’s been getting more and more distant from me
Phillip: Huh. Well, I wouldn’t know
Walter: That’s because you’re a twenty year old who still lives with his mother. I’m a forty year old who actually has a job.
Phillip: You “had” a job, then lost it
Walter: Don’t remind me.

Gangster: (Walks into an office) Mr. Sanchez
Sanchez: Yes, what is it?
Gangster: I’ve heard that there is going to be a meeting with the Ricardo and the Italians at a harbor tonight.
Sanchez: Is that so?
Gangster: Yes, Mr. Sanchez. Perhaps we could cause a bit of trouble for Ricardo and the Italians.
Sanchez: Hmm… good idea. I don’t want any of Ricardo’s men to leave that harbor

Walter: (Driving their car to the location) So, when we get to the harbor, let me do the talking
Phillip: Please, I’ve done plenty of things like this. But, there was that one time last week where the guy shot at me
Walter: I said let me do the talking
Officer: (Drives down the road, as he spots their car) (Picks up the radio) This is patrol 61. I’ve spotted the Chevrolet. Their heading to the harbor right now. I’m gonna follow them, but I’m gonna need backup (Follows them quietly)
(Walter and Phillip arrive to the harbor)
(They get out of the car and meet a group of Ricardo’s men)
Phillip: (Looks at one of them) Hey there
Mobster: ………
(Phillip turns forward, awkwardly)
(Three white cars pull up)
Italian: (Gets out of the car, with others, as they walk toward them) You got the Experience?
Walter: You got the money?
(The Italians open a suitcase with a large stack of money inside)
Walter: Alright. Phillip, hand me the suitcase
Phillip: (Walks forward to hand him the suitcase)
(Three black cars pull up to the location)
(A group of gangsters get out of the car and aim their guns at the group)
Gangster: Stop right there
Italian: What the hell (The Italians pull their guns out and point them at the group) Was this your plan
Walter: Are you kidding me. How would this be our plan
(Ricardo’s men point guns at the Italians and Sanchez’s men)
(A set of police cars pull up)
Officer: Knoxville Police Department. Drop your weapons
Walter: What the hell is going on
Gangster: Go to hell (Fires his gun, shooting a police officer)
(The Italians, Ricard’s Men, Sanchez’s Men, and the Police begin to shoot at each other)
(Walter and Phillip scream in terror, standing in the middle of the gunfight)
(Members of all sides begin to fall dead)
Phillip: Oh god, we’re gonna die!
(The gun fire finally stops)
(Walter and Phillip stop screaming as they hear the gunfire stop) (They see all of the people in the fight are dead, and lying on the ground)
Phillip: Oh god, we should get out of here
Walter: Good idea (Picks up the suitcase with the money and gets in the car)

(Walter and Phillip walk into Ricardo’s building)
Walter: Well, that didn’t go over well (Opens the door)
Ricardo: You think it was me. Do you want to go to war, you bastard. Hello!? Hello!? (Hangs up) Goddamn it! (Looks at Walter and Phillip) Thank god you two made it out alive. What happened
Walter: These guys in black cars showed up and the Italians thought it was us, and then the police showed up
Ricardo: Goddamn it. That Sanchez Family has been screwing me over since the beginning. Now we’ve got the Italians on us and there’s no doubt that the police are gonna look into this.
Walter: Well, whatever it’s worth, we managed to get the money from the deal, as well as the drug back
Ricardo: I guess that’s something to be thankful for. Good work. Perhaps this Experience will help a little (Takes out a few dollars from the suitcase and tosses them to Walter and Phillip) Here. For your troubles
Phillip: Thanks
Ricardo: No problem. I hope to see you boys again
Walter: I’m sure you will (He and Phillip walk out)

(The police investigate the scene at the harbor)
Officer: Jesus. This is a massacre
Henry: Sure is.
Officer: We still don’t know who could have been a part of this
Henry: Guess not

Henry: (Sits in his office as he looks over the files of Walter and Phillip) These guys are good. Damn good (Lights a cigarette) Maybe they’re worth more than I thought (Lights their files on fire and throws it into the trash can)
posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, you know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...
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Now, after I did a list for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list

Dying Guard
Dying Guard


#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the list because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After you see Zelda run out of Hyrule Castle Town, you are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if you go to the alley that is opposite...
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Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell you all what my favorite Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list

The Eagle
The Eagle


#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the list then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great by today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...
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Ah, yes, its Christmas time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of christmas movies. Now, remember, these are not the best Christmas movies ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be movies I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be christmas themed in one way or another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this movies may not be the best movie ever made, but, you have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...
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Thank you. -Sincerely, COLA.
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: Hey, who ate all the Captain Crunch
Drunk: I did. Sorry
Wind: Oh… Well (Takes out a gun) You’re gonna fucking die

Wind: (Playing Monopoly) Looks like you gotta go to jail, Drunk
Drunk: Fuck that! I ain’t going to jail (Jumps out of the window)
Police: (Tackle Drunk once he starts running)

Drunk: (See’s a girl hitchhiking) Hey, you need a ride
Girl: Yeah. Could you drive me to my boyfriend’s house
Drunk: Oh hell no, you’re walking home (Drives off)

Drunk: This is my girlfriend (Points at a girl) Go on. Tell everyone about us
Girl: Help, I’ve been kidnapped
Drunk: Well, we gotta go (Places...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Teacher: Alright, listen up class
Cody: What is it, Mr. Faggot
Teacher: You will all be having a fundraiser. Each of you will be given a box and you will need to go door to door and sell them. The top seller-
Wind: Okay, I’ll sell them
Teacher: ….. The top seller will win a prize
(After school)
Cody: (Carrying box) So, all we have to do is sell everything inside this box and we’ll get our prize
Wind: Oh, fuck the prize. I just want to win and be the superior
Cody: Okay, just let me do the talking (Knocks on door)
Woman: Hello
Cody: Hi, uh… wait, what were we supposed to say
Woman: (Closes...
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So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with you some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones...
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I'll skip to when our idiot version of Rick, arrives at Atlanta..

Rick rode into town, as expected, ignoring all the warning signs about the city being overrun.

At one point he believed he heard a helicopter but while it, he saw, too his horror, thousands of walkers who ended eating his horse, freaking out, Rick literary started acting like a gorilla, as if doing so was possibly gonna fix the situation.

Though biconcles, Glenn saw Rick, as wehaws jumping up and down, making animal noises.

"Clearly he's Canadian" Glenn said, under the belief that 'all' Canadian's responde to life and death situations,...
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Cody: (At club talking to girl) Yes, I own a mansion in Beverly Hills and- (Phone rings) Hold on (Answers phone) Hello
Nick: Cody, get over here. We got ghost problems
Cody: Umm... Butler, I'm a little busy
Nick: Butler? You son of a bitch, the last thing I am is your butler. Who do you think you are, some rich douche bag that lives in a mansion. In case you forgot, we live in a run down two story house in the suburbs of New York
(Girl walks off)
Cody: No, come back. My butler is always a joker. Goddamn it. What is it Nick
Nick: There's a ghost in the house. I'm trying my best to get rid of it with...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we will be looking at Dead Rising. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies........... Okay, I should be more specific. Dead Rising is a game where you kill zombies, get survivors to safety, level up, kill psychopaths, and find out the truth of what happened. It's a pretty fun game series, in my opinion. Now, lets take a look at the bosses
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Carlito
This guy is the main villain of the game... Such a sad thing since they really didn't add any build up. They show he is the main villain in the first actually mission of the...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to show you Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen minutes sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can you get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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Hey, finally, a list that may actually get me noticed because music is more common trending than video games. Anyway, I rarely talk about my favorite musicians much. A few people hear me gush over a few bands here and there, but rarely do I ever get the chance to talk about them in detail like I would like to. So, for today, and plus the Top 100 made me take a break from talking about video games for a bit, I want to share with you all the musicians, or bands, or whatever there is, that I like, just so you all can understand my tastes, my likes, and judge me because I didn’t put a band you...
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So, Mario Galaxy didn’t make my favorite Mario game, I did not play Odyssey, and I think Sunshine is not a fun game, so I guess that only leaves us with one Mario game to top all of them in my eyes. And it’s Hotel Mario, baby!
Hotel Mario follows Mario and Gay Luigi as they go through the seven hotels owned by Bowser in the hopes of saving Princess Peach- Nah, I’m just fucking with you, it’s Super Mario 64. Mario 64 follows Mario as he goes through the different paintings in Peaches castle to stop Gay Bowser and save Peach. Yeah, that sounds like a better plot synopsis. So what...
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I’m not one to get too hyped about video games. When a trailer comes out, depending on the game, I usually go, “That looks pretty cool”, to being completely excited. But I never, and I mean never, pre-order games or even go look into the game unless they are highly reviewed or just something that may seem interesting on the box. I said interesting, I didn’t say good. How else could I get roped into playing Fight Club: The Game. But, there are times when I let my excitement get the best of me. Mostly, it turns out okay. Other times… It doesn’t. That is what I am here to talk about...
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