Ocarina of Time

*The thought of it was too much for Hannah to bear. It was a Saturday morning, so she knew that, if she hurried, she could make it to her on time. She threw on her clothes, along with her black jacket, and made her way down stairs. She hurriedly made her way out the door, unable to hear Drew ask her how she slept and if she had any plans today, as he sat back down in his chair to read the paper.*

*Hannah was unsure if she would end up at Wendy’s house simply because of a dream, but she had to make sure. The dream seemed so realistic, in a sense. As soon as Hannah saw the house in her dream,...

So, after re-reading my Attack on Titan Abridged review from a year ago, I noticed something… My reviewing skills back then were fucking awful. Oh, and I also promised to review more abridged series. Well shit, looks like I got no other choice. So, let’s pick one. I could go with the obvious and say Dragonball Z Abridged, but, come on. Do you really need me to tell you that this is worth watching? No…. Wait. It’s October 1st… And in a month comes…. I got it. Hellsing Ultimate Abridged… Because why not.
So, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged is an abridged series by TeamFourStar, the same...

Before Platinum games became Platinum games, they started out as Clover Studios, a part of Capcom. They made some interesting games, like Okami and the weird jank fest that is Godhand. But there is one game that I really want to talk about, and I think that, you read the title, so you can already tell what the game is. That’s right, it’s the Gamecube classic, Viewtiful Joe.
Viewtiful Joe follows the protagonist, Joe, a huge movie nerd who is getting more than I am right now as his girlfriend Sylvia is kidnapped by the villain in a movie before pulling Joe in along with him. Within...

“I want to help starving families in Africa, feed the poor, and help out in animal hospitals” said literally no Social Justice Warrior ever. I gotta say, what would happen if Westboro was on the internet? Well, you’d get these stupid fucking cunts. These…. THINGS! These things known as Social Justice Warriors, or SJWs for short, are the prime example of why John Lennon's Imagine can never be a real thing. Because with idiots like them running around, we don’t want any rights for them, because they clearly don’t deserve any, ESPECIALLY freedom of speech.
So, let me tell you what a...