Super Smash Con 2016 Highlights - Super Smash Bros for Wii U [Smash 4]

Narrator: Life in Sparta is very harse. Each baby is inspected, and if they are unfit in anyway they are dispposed of... You know, Killed. From the time we can stand, we are trained in to the art of combat. and than at age seven we are taken to a place that teaches us NOTHING but violence. In order to make the finest soldiers known to man. Why do we do this?
IS THAT YOU BUSINESS!?
I mean stop annoying me! I mean honestly, WOULD YOU WANT ME TO RIP OFF YOUR FACE! BECAUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL! RIP OFF OUT YOUR...
Sorry, Leonardis kept me up all night, constantly reminding to narrate the story of...

Oh dear god, I have never watched an anime that has messed with my sanity more then Corpse Party. (Warning, some spoilers)
Corpse Party was a game that was released for the PSP, yet was created back in 1994. It still stands as one of the greatest pixilated horror games of all time. So great, in fact, that it got its own anime. Kinda like Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon, and Kirby. Anyway, this anime only lasted for four episodes. However, those four episodes are enough to fuck with your sanity more then an asylum having a field day.
So the first episode starts with some harmless ghost stores. sadly,...

Song: link

Sean: *Rings his bell as he pulls five passenger cars towards a railroad crossing*
Johnny: *Leaning on his Plymouth* This sounds a cool song for a car chase.
S.B: I was thinking the same thing random person who looks exactly like me.
Parker: Welcome back ladies, and gentlemen. I am Parker from The Nut House, and now it's time for our back to back episodes of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House....

Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...

~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel more defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....

Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of you that care, the Scarlet Butterfly series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...

Oh boy, the Nintendo DS. I reviewed some Wii games on Hidden Gems, but I have yet to review a DS game. And let me tell you, if the Nintendo Wii is the king of shovelware games, than the Nintendo DS is at least the sultin. DS shovelware was bad, but we all know it never got to the levels of Ninjabread Man bad. But man, finding underrated DS games is way harder than Wii titles. With Wii, you can at least pick out the good hidden gems from the bad ones. With DS, it’s not so easy. You could find one with a decent box art only to be hit with a poorly made game. But thankfully, we’ll be talking...

TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE 1:

Trevor: (angry, but around little childrun, so avoids swearing) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE FRUIT DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

SCENE 2:

Trevor: I'M SO RAGED WAIT NOW!

Franklin: (sarcastally) What else is new?

Trevor: (blasted by sudden spot lights) AAH! MY RAGE HAS BLINDED ME!

SCENE 3:

NORTH...

~8:30 PM
June 20th 2079
Sangria City Racetrack~

(Apollo was walking out into the center of the track. The tack was a massive circling road that went around the area, with the spectator seats surrounding the outer parts of the road. In this area, the entire audience of Takedown TV were able to attend, as they were all cheering and awaiting the next match. Mr. Biggs himself sat at the highest point, the chair made to look golden, as he spoke into his microphone)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the next ranked battle on Takedown TV!
(The crowd began to give a thunderous cheer as they awaited...