I.
Am.
The.
Messiah.
LMFAO no I'm not actually.
I wish I was.
But I'm not.
I could be.
There is a small chance.
But I doubt it.
You know why?
Because I live in Southern Brazil.
1.000's of miles away from Jerusalem.
1.000's of miles away from Bethlehem.
But, I could still believe
that I could save
my disciples.
Do I even have any?
Because I'm not the Messiah.
Or am I?
I actually have no fucking idea.
No. Like legit though.
How does anyone know?
My biggest fear
is probably that
the guy next to me is
Jesus.
And not me.
That would actually suck.
Like, that is BEYOND
unfair.
That is unjust--
it's fucking criminal.
But...
what if...
I was...
the Messiah?
There are so many people I
would so not
save.
Except my dad would probably
give me
da shit fo' dat.
Honestly.
I would get a Godly
ass-whoopin'.
I can't even right now.
I literally cannot even.
I have lost my ability to even.
I am no longer able to even.
Except I could.
And I could try to.
Because:
if I am the Messiah
I don't wanna be a fuck-up.
Well...
maybe I do...
*wink wink*
So I come to the conclusion:
that I
am/am not
the
Messiah.
XDDDD
(Bitch please.
Of course I am.)
(Or not.)
(Maybe I am.)
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.

[29.4.13]
--X.E.E.D.S.S.R.